Mother Miranda adopts Y/N AU
Another stupid AU idea... Miranda adopts Y/N, a cute little kid who has been left in the village. Y/N is about 5 in this drabble. (Mother Miranda's nice in this one, y'all)
Mother Miranda: *On a walk through the village, waving to people as she passes by, sees a tiny shivering blanket-wrapped bundle, slowly approaches it* Hello? Is somebody in there? *Gently pokes the bundle*
The bundle: *Growls*
Mother Miranda: ??? Um, hi there?
The bundle: *Huffs, Y/N unwraps themself* Keep it movin', lady. *Y/N waves a hand dismissively at her*
Mother Miranda: *Surprised and confused* Oh! Hello. I'm Mother Miranda. What's your name?
Y/N: *Grins* Can't tell ya!
Mother Miranda: *Smirks, crosses her arms* And why is that?
Y/N: *A true hustler in the making* That information's a bit pricey. The fee's 5 bucks!
Mother Miranda: *Not that much of a dumbass, scoffs* Ha! I'm not giving you 5 dollars just so you'll tell me your name!
Y/N: *Shrugs* Suit yourself! *Wraps up in the blanket again*
Mother Miranda: *Is not an asshole so isn't going to leave a defenseless child all alone* Well... Is there something else you want? Why don't you come with me and I'll get you something to eat. I'm not going to leave you out here by yourself.
Y/N: *Holds up a hand and shakes their head* Actually, I just need to know one thing.
Mother Miranda: *Yet again confused* ...Okay?
Y/N: *Suddenly has stars in their eyes* Do you know that tall cigarette lady with the big boobs and the hot daughters?! *Blushes* She's like a Disney villain!
Mother Miranda: -_- *Groans* Unfortunately. Why-
Y/N: *Suddenly grabs Miranda's hand* I'll only go with you if you tell me more about her! Maybe you can even introduce me? *Gives her big puppy dog eyes*
A couple days later
Mother Miranda: Anyway, so this is Y/N. My new child! *Pats Y/N's head* Everyone say hello.
Karl Donna and Sal: *Wave to Y/N and offer greetings*
Alcina: *Crossing her arms, looking at Miranda, pouting* Mother Miranda, this is going to sound bad, especially if taken out of context, but please tell me you didn't pimp me out to a 5-year-old so that they would come home with you.
Mother Miranda: *Rolls her eyes* Yes! That's exactly what happened! Weren't you listening-
Y/N: *Interrupts Miranda, giggling like crazy* Wow! Beautiful and a genius! She's the total package :3
Alcina: *Facepalms* Why is this how my life turned out?
Note: I definitely think Mother Miranda would keep Y/N on a kiddie leash XD
Leon "JESUS CHRIST!" Kennedy 🙃
Sorry for going AWOL there for a while, i've been mentally checked out. I've been playing RE2R again to cheer myself and i did lotsa Leon runs bcs i feel like i don't play him a much as Claire (i'm actually Claire's bitch lol). Since he's been on my screen for a while, I doodled him a bunch. Thinking to color these but idk 🤷♂️
Mermay will be continued anon! (I'm rlly not giving up on mermay this year!🦾✨️)
Leon! If all BOW's (and their insane creators) just vanished from existence, never to return, would you go back to being a cop or just F outta there and retire?