A man walked into a Restaurant and shouted his order aggressively, “Please give me two pieces of Chicken 🍗, and give everyone here 2 pieces of Chicken each because when I eat others must eat as well” . So, the Waiter served him and everybody their Chicken Meal.
After they finish eating, the man shouted again, “Give me one bottle of Whiskey and give everyone here one bottle of brandy each because…
Hanging out with normal friends: "oh my gosh I love cooking shows. I'm obsessed XD" "mhm"
Hanging out with other food service friends: "alright Dr Food, you're really gonna go telling us to put bread in our brown sugar to keep it soft. Well thats called CROSS-CONTAMINATION. You've now gluten-ized your brown sugar. You wanna know what MY solution is? Put it in a frickin airtight container you absolute dumbbell."