#resting murderer face

[noisyghost]

a little ref sheet for my tav, Wander (they/them) :)

theyre the scariest looking guy youve ever met but are actually just a pacifist minding their own business (their business is talking to birds)

#OC #dragonborn #wander #tav #bg3 #their scales make it look like they are covered in blood at all times so most ppl are afraid to approach them #they unfortunately have resting murder face also so ppl just assume theyre violent #meanwhile theyre literally cinderella singing to the mice and birds lmao

[cipheramnesia]

This Halloween I did the smart thing and put on makeup that will only improve if I cry.

#cipheramnesia #disaster brunette with resting murder face #body horror

[lovesickeros]

obligatory childe post ft 4.2 archon quest spoilers and also my incomprehensible ramblings (read at your own discretion)

fontaine left me with a Lot of thoughts about childe even if his screen time was kinda pitiful

it's been opening up a lot of implications for childe's potentional importance to the greater, overall plot of the story though and its driving me up a WALL but more importantly it's made me pick apart his character

which brings me to Fontaine actually being PERFECT for him to have featured in, actually. because the whole damn nation is a theater, a stage for its archon. Hydro has never fit him better because the parallels of focalors/furina to ajax/tartaglia aren't exact but it's pretty damn close. a separation of the "other" (divine in case of focalors, whatever is wrong w childe in his case) and human.

I just think a lot about how Tartaglia is only ever Ajax with family. you really don't see his old name anywhere, he's pretty openly adopted Tartaglia (kinda childe too) as his name literally in every other circumstance. which you can chalk up to just like. well, he's usually on fatui business, of course he'd use his fatui name, but. even with traveler, it's childe.

so. you know. makes me wonder if as far as he's concerned, Ajax is dead. "Ajax" died when he fell down that crack in the ground and something else crawled back out.

which makes me wonder how he'd feel about the Creator calling him Ajax.

conflicted, probably. because you know him well enough to know his old name..but he's not Ajax anymore, is he? he's not the child with a sword in hand trying to play adventurer, he's a Harbinger. he's Childe, he's Tartaglia.

conflicted because he has doubts, even if he'd never voice them, that maybe you like "Ajax" more then Childe.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #my thoughts on childe are jumbled but I think he is similar to furina/focalors in that he has many faces #he is ajax with his family– the confident sweet older brother who gets them nice gifts and doesnt visit often #but when he does he tries his best to be the older brother they need. ajax is dead and buried in the abyss and he crawled back out #but he tries. #he is also childe. tartaglia. a weapon finely honed by the Tsaritsa that goes where she leads him. #he is a murderer. plain and simple. he is no saint but a sinner just like the rest of the harbingers. #because that is simply who he has become. “Ajax” entered the abyss and Tartaglia came back out. even if it wasnt his name yet #squeezing him i wanna know what Happened Down There #they describe him as hesitant and frightened in one of his stories yet he returns and suddenly hes completely different #3 months in the abyss will do that i suppose #but im just obsessed w his themes of lsot identity (even if its just in my head) and a man being turned into a weapob #WEAPOn #also perfect opportunity for angst and conflict!! #being torn between his loyalty to the Tsaritsa vs reader would be soooo chef's kiss #honestly i think sagau/cult au with characters who arent 100% on board w the creator r so good i eat that shit up #esp if creator is tied to celestia....like ough the angst potential w so many characters like NEUVI UGH #this is getting off track but conflict also w the ajax vs childe situation.. #i dont havr the words to sufficiently describe it but ough............. #just thinking abt childe being called ajax by the creator..a name hes mostly abandoned...... #like if we go w my crackhead idea of him considering “ajax” dead i know he'd be so distraught but just bottle that shit up and smile #because if you wsnt ajax then he can be ajax!!!!! (please dont leave him hes senstive and has abandonment issues and separation anxiety) #desperate little puppy man (he is covered in blood and viscera bc he just killed a man and brought him to you expecting praise) #like a cat bringing you dead birds and mice.

[gayspacesprinkles]

He don't bite, that just his face

#unless you want him to #winteriron #buckytony #bucky barnes #tony stark #starkbucks #my art #ant draws #bucky x tony #bucky is internally screaming about holding tonys hand #resting murder face

[andy-clutterbuck]

6x11 | Knots Untie

#richard pls #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S6 #the Murder Coat living up to its name #HIS PRESENCE AND POWER #control your energy Richard #red looks nice on you #if you don't want to rest your face between his shoulder blades what is wrong with you #N E C K #bram stoker is outside #he wants to talk #excuse me but The Nose™

[skitskatdacat63]

I don't think I can ever emotionally recover from these

#the inherent romance of monaco parc ferme #seriously these murdered me i really can never recover from them #screaming crying THEM!!!!!!!! THEM!!!! THEMMMMM LOOK AT THEM!!!!! #jense's hand basically covering the breadth of seb's back im normal im normal im normal im normal im normal #the gif version of this you can only see seb's face and hes very fond too sob sob and they keep holding hands while theyre talking sob sob #THE WAY SEB'S CLOSING HIS EYES ANF RESTING HIS CHIN ON JENSE'S SHOULDER AND JENSE'S SMILE ABT IT #JENSE'S FOND EXPRESSION IN THE 2ND PIC LOOK AT THE WAY HES LOOKING AT HIM WITH THOSE FOND EYES IM GONNA CRY #pictures that make me need to get up and run laps around the room bcs im seriously gonna burst into tears #2011 sebson makes me roll around in bed kicking my feet and screaming #WHO IS DOING IT LIKE THEM!!! WHO ELSE WOULD TREAT AND LOOK AT THE GUY WHO JUST BEAT HIM WITH SUCH AFFECTION!?!??!?!??! #i seriously am gonna lose it when i watch the 2011 races i think i willl actually combust i cant handle it #('pictures that automatically make me think of Solar Flare') #(these are from before that fic takes place yet are the most romantic pics ive ever seen in my life) #(solar flare!mark was so right when he told jb that he and seb look in love in literally every pic of them together) #sebson #jenson button #sebastian vettel #sv5 #jb22 #we do a little bit of f1 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2011 monaco gp #2011 monaco grand prix

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 9 #rest in peace mrs columbo #heritage quote #if you get columbo to admit to your face that he took something you did personally you really have to have fucked up #like trying to murder his wife for example

[sapphicmumrik]

murder bunny

#fern.uy #usagi yojimbo #miyamoto usagi #I love all his resting bitch faces and murder faces

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Tired of seeing fic on ao3 claiming to be based off dune the book series when it’s very obvious that the writer has only seen dune the movie(s).

Yes, it matters. Yes, these are very different works. You’re probably doing this for visibility; I don’t care. Archive Of Our Own is a fucking archive, stop labeling your works with a tag you know is factually incorrect. It makes it impossible for me to filter for fics I want to read.

#ao3 #dune #dune books #dune messiah #written because I’ve seen so many fics claiming to be based off the book who have no idea who Alia is #like girl! that’s my girl!!! #if your fic doesn’t contain Alia The Murderous Toddler then I don’t want it in my house in my home in my life #also the fight between feyd and paul went so differently in the books vs the movie. like it’s barely even an obstacle for Paul in the books #the differences are subtle in fic but really obvious if you’re expecting to see one thing and then all of a sudden it’s something else #(did I just describe all of fic? yes. but I hope y’all know what I mean. we are working off of different canon baselines) #seriously Alia is 15 pounds soaking wet three year old child. and she kills the baron . for fun… #also the fremen are not prudes. most people get this. but really neither is the rest of the empire??? I mean the harkonens obviously were. #.like that.. but also I get the feeling that no one else really cared #I’m only on the second book so I could be wrong. but from here it seems like the dune universe has a very fluid understanding of gender and #and sexuality. and polyamory. and drug use. #shout out to face changers gotta be one of my favorite genders btw #anyway. ugh. #long rant is long

[svampira]

if you've seen me post this already no you did naut anyways human elias

#ok i posted this yesterday then deleted it cause it looked kind of bad #i fixed it and its cuter now👍 #not going in the tags this time #backstory time he was basically a cartoonishly evil jock but people just went along w it cause he was hot and had a celebrity mom #kind of guy to take highschool football way too fucking seriously. WAY TOO SERIOUSLY #ough his eyes look so weird here. whatever back to teen show antagonist backstory #idk i feel like he was just a nightmare to be around. whats worse than a tiktoker. a tiktoker quarterback whos obscenely rich and cant face #any consequences cause his dad funded the school #he got normaler after he graduated but got murdered less than a year after. sorry. at least he gets to finally murder people when hes undea #i feel like 90% of what was wrong with him as a teen was because he wasnt allowed to kill people during football matches but rest assured #he def tried #the way i draw him i feel it gives more cheerleader but his dex is way too low. maybe he was in his freshman year then jumped to 6 #*6.3 when he was like 16 and got forced into the football team #hes 6.4 when he dies at 19 #word dump OVER. maybe i should fix my toyhouse #/elias #scarabocchi

[wordycheeseblob]

Ok I see it now

#vio's got that killer demeanor while vivi is just the killer #you know the infamous 'murderous aura' #the silly goofy cutthroat and the resting-slayer-face model citizen #(you two basically) #vivi 🌟 #Vio 💫

[cipheramnesia]

Just me and my burn scars.

#cipheramnesia #queer #disaster brunette with resting murder face

[flakops]

they are husband and wife and they love each other

#deer #artists on tumblr #digital art #ocs #murder animals (name pending #devin and fauna’s parents ^_^ #the dad looks mean but he just has resting bitch face

[crossbackpoke-check]

Substance, Shadow, and Spirit [remixed, abridged] by Tao Yuanming

#liv in the replies #patrice bergeron #boston bruins #brad marchand #do you ever think about how brad marchand said that when bergy retired he would retire or are you capable of normal thought i'm not at all #please say a gratitude for both my sanity& y'all that this poem (which has been saved in my camera roll with the vague idea of using it for #??? ​long) & not one of the poems i had saved for carey for a really long time & remixed & everything with another poem until i found a poem #that absolutely murdered me in cold blood but there is an alternate universe where i did& then had to explain my unhinged thoughts to you. #anyway how are we feeling about bergy retirement. pspspspsp sara & luna are y'all doing okay like. the doc title for this one was #patrice the hockey player means a lot to me but patrice the person means so much more #which is why the end line of the other poem was so *%"@^)! (you love / what you are) because patrice does. like he is a whole ass good huma #& now since no one asked i need to tell you all the details about everything also y'all please clap i made an edit with NO baby pictures #although i did find one & save it & minimal genres of photo i always use in edits because they're my taste & aesthetic but anyway. #when i saved the first photo and marked it as one i wanted i accidentally wrote “how will he know they love him” which is not the line but #makes me feel feral about patrice & the rest of them all had hurtful names too but also. the third picture is literally a CELLY like brad #just scored a goal & he is clinging to bergy for dear life with that shit i saved that as “oh the agony on his face for unendurable” #& yes it is one of my cliches to have a draft day picture but in my defense the lifelong bond that patrice has/d with boston deserved to be #there even if i put in the love story & YES that picture is from the 2011 playoff right below it shared joy & pain & i couldn't tell you #when the brad marchy photo for together forever is except for the fact that i saw it & just the gut punch of oh my god the way he looks at #things men will praise you for is the stanley cup. duh. but i love the contrast of “some deed” being the stanley cup but then #bergy's choice to do noble deeds (ends up still earning praise &that's my note to his efforts outside of hockey we love a supportive captai #should also mention the first two i came up with & had the photos i knew i wanted for were the first and last one alskaldk but i KNEW i #wanted chara somewhere in the paragraph about leaving & then while i was looking found the one of bergy playing tuukka on accident & yes #i do have to make goalie jokes every time. no reprieve . no dice/no deal/no goal goalies have no rest/reprieve etc etc the one that killed #me though was looking for a patrice award pic & i wanted basically the one that i got for “how will you know any will praise you” & instead #also got the picture of patrice winning the some community hero award for charity work that he does & i love him mama & of COURSE that puck #is from bergy's 1000 game who do you think I am (if you guessed sleepy and emotional about patrice you'd be right) and ALSO please be ready #for all the patrice posts/bruins posts that have been sitting in my drafts to be released on this occasion of patrice retirement #I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT TUUKKA ALSO RETIRED THAT’S WHY HE WAS ON WISE OR SIMPLE NO REPRIEVE AND THAT LATE OR SOON WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE #CHARA BECAUSE CHARA LEFT FIRST TO GO TO THE CAPS AND THEN LEFT IN RETIRMENT HE LEFT SOON BUT NOT FOR REAL THEN LATER LEFT FOR REAL (RETIRED)

[cometnoodle]

idk what happened i listened to a song i havent heard in years and then i made this

kinda messed around with her outfit

#fire emblem #fire emblem art #fire emblem three houses #fe3h #fe3h art #fe3h timeskip #edelgard von hresvelg #fe3h edelgard #digital art #art #fanart #my art #artist on tumblr #idk why but giving her a resting bitch face is fun #probably an emperor thing #she has the 'wow you got me laughing 😐' #you (definitely) own an entire imperial treasury #and all you could afford is solid color??? bullshit #shes dressed up like a murderous elmo dont at me #oh yeah if you wanna use this design go for it

[andy-clutterbuck]

5x01 | No Sanctuary

#hmm yes #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S5 #yes richard #the Murder Coat living up to its name #dirty bloody breathing heavy #don't mind if i do #please form a queue #sweaty curls were the best ones #are you even alive if Feral Wildman Rick didn't speak to some nasty part of your brain #welp there's the primal cavewoman again #thinking about being taken against cave walls #look at his sweaty dirty neck #would rest my face there #lookin like he needs a bath #i volunteer