#retired technoblade

[retirement-home-rumble]

Retirement Home Rumble: Round 3

Side B

*DISCLAIMER (PLEASE READ):

This poll is referring specifically to the characters played by these streamers. However, Technoblade, the youtuber, tragically passed away last year. I do not want to see anyone being toxic or disrespectful to his legacy. Feel free to spread propaganda and vote for who you want, but anyone crossing a line will be blocked

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Phil and Techno Propaganda:

Carl and Ellie Propaganda:

#retirement home rumble #tournament poll #round 3 #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #dsmp philza #dsmp techno #dsmp technoblade #mcyt technoblade #techno mcyt #philza mcyt #philza minecraft #philza #technoblade #c!technoblade #c!techno #c!philza #pixar up #disney up #carl fredricksen #carl and ellie

[simple-persica]

Heya @vindixator! I was your gifter for the @technoblade-gift-exchange!

Your request was TFTSMP techno, so I went ahead and drew a whole bunch of Sherif Sherman Thompson! I hope you like it ^.^

#tftsmp #tftsmp sheriff sherman thompson #technogiftexchange #technoblade fannart #uhhhhh idk what else to tag #he's so close to retirement

[knight-arts]

Happy New Year!

Here’s something I almost completely forgot about (pt 1 because there is one more mcyt au I forgot about)

Superheroes/superpowers au with rivals duo being journalists with 0 sense of self-preservation (which distresses the heroes quite a bit)

[I might have posted about this before but I don’t remember ;-;]

#mcyt #dreamwastaken #technoblade #rivalsblr #rivalstwt #rivalsduo #from what I remember #the rest of the sbi and the dteam are all superheroes #and Dream and Techno are just guys #just dudes #I think they were planning to move in together in the beginning of the story #they end up being neighbors with the superheroes (in their civilian identities) #shenanigans ensue #the rest of Dream’s and Techno’s families are active villains and retired villains respectively #Dream and Techno have no idea #my art #fanart #dreams family has no superpowers on their own but gets them from artificial means #techno’s fam has powers but that power is purposely kept secret since it’s tied to the family’s infamy

[kestrius]

What's another way to say day 5 of the @first-try-techno-challenge? It's feeling a little repetitive.

Who knows, I just do this for fun.

30-min version below the cut.

#artists on tumblr #mcyt #technoblade #kestrius art #digital art #technoblade fanart #dsmp #firsttrytechnochallenge #Retirement arc #dsmp fanart

[kitty-does-stuff]

Okay guys a thought: if we focus on voting for Tinfoilchef and Technoblade it's gonna go down to them and while that'd be a lil epic it'd also be pretty sad for one to lose to the other so I have two ideas:

1. We don't let it come to that, make someone else sweap, my personal surrgestion is Grandma Fa because I think that's the funniest option

Or

2. If they do go head to head, we make them tie either making them both win or move on in the tourney as a team

@retirement-home-rumble

#mulan #grandma fa #retirement home rumble #retirement-home-rumble #myt #minecraft #tinfoilchef #Technoblade

[sun-is-a-square]

Hot take, the reason so many people think c!Dream is 100% pure evil is that term “morally gray” has been reduced by media to “commits atrocities but they were sad so its not their fault” or “perfect good hero but they make mistakes sometimes”

Like, as much as I love c!Dream and joke about him being a poor pathetic meowmeow who did nothing wrong, I know he has done some HORRIBLE things. But he has complicated motives, he does morally right things that don’t aid his motives, he has fears and trauma and acts according to his own moral code. He may be on the darker end of the morally gray spectrum, but the fact that people insist every emotion and action he takes is some directionless chaotic evil outburst just goes to show how much media literacy is failing people.

Fandom is so much more fun when you just relax and let yourself enjoy exploring the spectrum of fictional morality

#not to vent but #i am SO TIRED of people calling a character morally gray #when theyre either just ‘sad villain’ or ‘reluctant/imperfect hero’ #especially in the dsmp fandom bcz some of the most INTERESTING characters are morally gray #obviously dream quackity sam and wilbur #but tommy steals and hurts people! he said to tubbos face that he cared about the discs more! #tubbo tried to have a retired technoblade executed and exiled his own best friend! #punz!! just everything abt punz!! #bbh is morally gray but hes also just straight up a wildcard which is great #honestly the only characters i would define as morally binary are #1 XD but that could change when we seem more of him #2 charlie slimecicle bcz he was far too gunky and goopy to do anything wrong #everyone else is complicated and thats good!!! #have sympathy for the devil and dont put your heroes on a pedestal!! theyre all human (figuratively anyway) #and that makes the story SO much more interesting #im very passionate about critical thinking and fiction theory if u couldn’t tell lol #dreblr

[gloryondsmp]

Technoblade - a mood

(Techno “bleeds” gold because a. Piglin and b. it’s actually ichor: “the fluid that flows like blood in the veins of the gods”.)

#dream smp #dream smp lore #dsmp #dsmp lore #doomsday dsmp #dsmp doomsday #dsmp pogtopia #pogtopia #pandora's vault #technoblade #c!techno #c!technoblade #dsmp prison #dsmp prison arc #technoblade's retirement #rivals duo (if you squint) #piglin techno #piglin technoblade

[gabrieldrawsstuff]

making technoblade usmp design like a crazy person. on an unrelated note,

#usmp #technoblade #listen ok i just rlly like the retired warrior vibe

[siryyeet]

:(

#technoblade #rains rants #every mcc I get reminded hhhh #my brain is still like 'ah right the pressure was too much that's why he isn't playing rn :D' until it catches up #brain be like 'ah retirement arc :D.....from. from life :('

[nomsfaultau]

As much as I adore stupidly tall Technoblade, there’s so much potential in him being short. All these tall tales of the man that causes everyone else in the land to tremble, and then in walks a guy who’s barely 5’5” and yet everyone in the room tenses. Particularly love the image of Quackity cowering back from a tiny ferocious pig man.

plus the comedic potential of Tommy being taller than him ALONE makes it worth considering. Tommy trying to hide behind Techno for protection except you can so easily snipe him with a bow regardless, or continually slamming his forehead on the doorways in Techno’s house. Since Techno never planned to see basically anyone again in retirement he fully did not make an house survivable for giants. But also every week Techno makes his doorways shorter by an inch just so Tommy never adjusts to ducking. It’s like two months before Tommy realizes. It’s also a massive problem when Ranboo starts hanging around the house, especially since they leave horn marks on the ceilings.

#Intimidating tall people is so overdone I feel like it’s more effective when they’re short and threatening #Because then it’s the implication that they’re insanely dangerous even if they don’t have a size advantage #technoblade #technoblr #technoblade headcanon #dsmp #mcyt #dsmp headcanon #c!techno #tommyinnit #ranboo #bedrock bros #something to nom on

[retirement-home-rumble]

Retirement Home Rumble: Round 2

Side B

*DISCLAIMER (PLEASE READ):

This poll is referring specifically to the characters played by these streamers. However, Technoblade, the youtuber, tragically passed away last year. I do not want to see anyone being toxic or disrespectful to his legacy. Feel free to spread propaganda and vote for who you want, but anyone crossing a line will be blocked

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Yoda Propaganda:

Phil and Techno Propaganda:

#star wars #master yoda #yoda #frank oz #dream smp #mcyt #dsmp #dsmp philza #dsmp techno #dsmp technoblade #techno mcyt #philza mcyt #mcyt technoblade #technoblade #philza #philza minecraft #c!technoblade #c!techno #c!philza #retirement home rumble #tournament poll #round 2

[peearrdee]

Dream SMP AU fic that looks like generic RPF on the surface (everyone is a streamer or content creator) but it soon becomes clear that it is definitely the DSMP characters because almost none of them are Minecraft streamers and half of them aren’t even human.

Dream is a voiceless 100% speedrunner vtuber. He inexplicably still has beef with Tommy, a prank vlogger. Wilbur makes political and social commentary video essays and lives with his father Philza (Japanese sword collector). BBH is a retired veteran who turned to baking to relax. His life partner Skeppy is a prank vlogger, and their son Sapnap is an shooter game player who got famous for melting his entire setup with fire breath live on stream after getting too mad about a bug that cost him a match.

Eret is a queer cosplayer who also happens to be a member of a royal family and a major diplomat. His community tab is like “Sorry I didn’t upload this week v-v I had to renegotiate a trade agreement and that took a lot out of me! Whew! ^-^” Tommy also does music mixing streams and chill sewing videos. Tubbo is doing “mechanics ASMR” where he silently makes clockwork and electrical devices. His enderman husband Ranboo does family vlogs but never shows pictures of Michael or Tubbo or himself, just their hands and Michael’s hooves and voice. No one knows they’re married except for the people who recognize Tubbo’s hands.

Sam is a engineering professor whose uploads range from cute videos of his dogs to hour long video essays on industrial manufacturing. Ponk collects shoes. Technoblade is the only Minecraft YouTuber. He’s also a piglin brute who needs a custom gaming setup for his massive hooves. Foolish is still posting Tiktok thirst traps.

#dream smp #omg a hit tweet #prd’s hall of fame #greatest hits

[ahfrickenfrick]

dsmp as a play? hold my fucking shit, I’ve been thinking about this for TWO YEARS (as someone who did theater for like 12 years)

I absolutely adore the idea of some people seeing the audience and interacting with them and some don’t.

Especially the people who talk to chat a lot during the lore. (Techno, Phil, Tommy, etc.) but I also adore the thought that they gradually become more aware of the audience.

Like Niki for example, she doesn’t talk to the audience or like make them feel involved with her until she’s burning down l’mantree

I want Connor to be in the audience audibly reacting to everything on stage, maybe he even throws popcorn when like Wilbur presses the button and Charlie is just chilling observing everything and becoming more and more aware of the show

Whenever Eret is on stage it’s soft music playing, building up the more they are on until the betrayal happens, subtle and not really noticeable

a Technoblade monologue being performed to the audience, it’s articulate, it’s attention holding, the lighting is dramatic, and Tommy is to the side trying to figure out who tf he’s talking to

Pogtopia Wilbur gets a little more ragged every time he comes on stage, the lighting gets more and more eerie, and it’s the same lighting used in the control room.

DONT GET ME STARTED ON EXILE OH MY FUCK

I think Tommy would talk to the audience more during exile, becoming more aware of them the longer he’s alone. Maybe Dream catches him talking to the audience and takes away his tools again, but they are the only consistent thing in his life, so he continues talking to them.

THE YHINGS I WOULD DO TO DESIGN ERETS COSTUMES

The EGG DUDES, slowly through scenes they grow more and more obvious, maybe it starts out with a simple rose that grows vines and AHSHWKDJDI

SAM NOOK. Making Sam Nook a hand puppet that the actor who plays Awesamdude uses.

There are definitely so many like sad and angsty stuff to put in but like im just thinking about funny stuff.

Tubbo constantly looks at the Audience and gives them the Jim from the Office stare™️, but only until he becomes president and then he suddenly stops doing it.

Ranboo would also be really interesting, cause they talk to themselves a LOT, like their character specifically. Maybe when they aren’t talking they are watching the audience, pulling out their notebook to take notes.

God have you guys looked at stage fighting? Like genuine good stage fighting? Imagine that with the dsmp. I’m so normal about this and everything

When Techno goes into retirement he literally gets off the stage and joins the audience, tsking at stuff and writing shit down in a book, but never getting involved until he gets pulled back in.

DOING THR SCAR MAKEUP WOULD BR SO COOL SNDKEEJR

Anyways yes im ranting and not really sober rn so i hope this makes sense

#dream smp #AS A PLAY #DO YOU HEAR ME YELLING #it’s literally a rant im so sorry #technoblade #tommyinnit #niki nihachu #wilbur soot #connoreatspants #charlie slimecicle #sam nook #eret myct #ranboo

[bubvy]

Welcome to the SBI/QSMP Vocaloid AU!

Let's meet our Vocaloids!!

First up we have the one and only Miku Soot!! A world renowned star and a household name!

Who in this world does know Miku Soot, and if they don't, are they really living??

One can only imagine the stress he's under!

(Who knows if he can take it?)

Next up we have Theseus!! A Phoenix rising from the ashes! He is now Miku Soots first ever apprentice!

Will this duo last? Or will Theseus turn to Icarus and fall once again?

These two are sure to leave quite the splash!

Will this duo swim or sink? Find out more next time!

Next up we have the one, the only, Philza Minecraft! The OG who set the path for everyone to follow!

This Angel is sure to capture your heart!

After all! He has quite the fanclub!

Meet the presidents of the club! They can be found at most if not all of his performances!

And the one you all have most definitely been waiting for, THE BLOOD GOD HIMSELF!!

TECHNOBLADE!!

I wonder if we'll get anymore amazing tours with Philza anytime soon?

We all remember their tour "Taking over the world"!

Coming out of left field, we have the previously assumed retired, R800 returning!!

New friends? A new group? Or will they stay the path of a solo career for good??

Will these vocaloids thrive or fall into obscurity??

Will they be able to handle the pressure of tabloid after tabloid?

Follow to find out!

(Future parts will have Spanish translation)

#philza fanart #tommyinnit fanart #technofanart #wilbur soot fanart #qsmp #sbi #missa fanart #death duo #qsmp fanart #ranboo fanart #bubvyvocaloids

[theminecraftbee]

okay I didn’t think I’d have to pull out my bribe this early, but…

hello dsmp fans. it’s been a while, right? I haven’t published a dsmp fic in… ages. I also haven’t written techno in a very long time and I miss writing him, man, I miss it. I have one last techno fic idea in me. it’s a story in which he’s an old, dethroned god who has retired to farm potatoes and argue with squid at the farmer’s market, but gets pulled back into one final grand adventure when a young man realizes who he is and begs him to help him rescue his brother, wilbur. it has all the tropes I’d want to send off - SBI! techno and squid’s rivalry! technically some superpower stuff! urban fantasy! niki is really cool in this one!

so, here’s the bargain I have for you: if you get joe hills to the semifinals (where he’ll likely face cleo), I’ll write it. that’s as far as you need to get him; I’m not asking for the finals, just the semis. and once you do that, I’ll write it.

that’s right. it’s bumped up the list to my next project. one last return from the author of black box to a technoblade fic. that’s the bribe I have on the table for you. so before you vote wilbur soot, please just… consider what you’re giving up, by making that choice.

alright? alright.

#mcytblr sexyman #joehillssweep #make the right choice. #also if you have more dsmp followers than me feel free to spread this offer to them as propaganda #I didn’t expect to have to pull it out this early. but the better it circulates the better it may do.

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Technoblade knew the gods were expecting his arrival from how the path opened up to welcome him. 

Trees bent away, vines with thorns burrowed into the soft ground at his approach. Techno hauled the bag with offerings up on his shoulder and carefully stepped forward.

He could feel the divinity that lingered in the air here like a physical thing, alive. It wound itself around him, before settling on his shoulders with unexpected weight. But whatever it found there must not be a bad thing. Because the path remained open and Techno found no resistance as he made his way up to the temple.

He was very aware of the fact that he was treading ground that had not seen human feet in centuries. After the gods retired, they were left alone. Nobody was dumb enough to bother a bunch of deities that had let it be known in no uncertain terms they were done quarreling in mortal affairs. Nobody, except the rulers of Techno's country. 

They had come up with the grand idea to send the reclusive gods some gifts. And that - hopefully - would soften them up enough to lend an ear to their desperate plea for more power against their enemies. A plea that Techno was chosen to deliver, picked from among the regiment of royal guards for this important task.

His boots made soft, ringing noises against the marble steps. As he walked the long anteway that led into the heart of the temple, it seemed deserted. Yet Techno swore he could hear the echoes of laughter and the light music of a guitar. He could feel the gaze of curious eyes on him. The youngest of these gods, the sons of the chosen. One with a domain of mischief and fire, the other ruling over music and transformation. 

Yeah, Techno was not an idiot. He had done his research.

At long last the hallway came upon the throne room. The ceiling was high enough that Techno could barely see it, only the tapestries of black silk and woven stars that gleamed from above him. The Goddess of Death looked down at him with a tepid smile. On her left, there was a chair for her husband, her angel. He lounged upon it much like a mortal would: with crossed legs and relaxed posture.

Both of them seemed pretty chill at first glance, but Techno knew how deceiving that could be. He would need to follow all codes of polite conduct if he didn't want to risk the wrath of a god who felt slighted.

So he took to one knee, the bag sliding off his shoulder onto the ground with a light thud from all the gold and precious gemstones inside. Treasures worth more than Techno could earn in a lifetime.

"Our Lady," he said, addressing the divine with the highest power. "I have come from the lands of Hypixel to humbly request you accept their gift."

A heavy silence hung over the room, Techno kept his eyes on the polished floor throughout it. 

"A gift?" Her voice was clear as crystal glass, sweet as spun sugar. "Well, don't be shy then. Come closer, dear."

Techno stood and felt himself move before conscious thought was put to the action. As if it was not fully by choice. He swallowed, glancing at the bag of trinkets forgotten behind him as he stepped closer to the throne before kneeling again.

The Goddess of Death inclined her chin, looking down at him. Her eyes were deep purple. Techno felt he could get lost in them.

Then she waved her hand and before Techno could blink, the angel stood before him. His large black wings were spread behind him, though the feathers only ruffled softly when fingers settled on his chin. His face was tilted up.

"What is your name?" The angel asked.

Techno wanted to tell them it was irrelevant. He was only an envoy, here to deliver a cargo and leave. His lips were moving before that thought could properly form.

"Technnoblade, sir."

The angel's smile spread into a wicked grin. "Oh no, none of those formalities, mate. Not if we're keeping you." He looked over his shoulder. "Love, you're seeing what I'm seeing, right?"

"I do believe so," Lady Death said. Then she sighed, amused. "My, how hypocritical of us. We did tell them we wanted nothing to do with them anymore."

"They fucking knew. But they tried anyway." A thumb pressed into Techno's cheek. He knew he should be scared, in the presence of such overwhelming power. Something in his brain refused to connect. Those purple eyes watched him, read him. They saw him.

"Well, we can't fault them when the gift they send us is this perfect." When the Goddess spoke, it was with such fondness in her voice.

Techno blinked, confused. The bag of offerings was not even a blip on their radar anymore.

"Indeed," her angel agreed. He finally let go, only to pull Techno up by the elbow instead. His fingers stayed there, curled around tightly. "I will let the mortals know that we accept their gift. And that we'll take very good care of him."

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AKA: Dark SBI AU where Techno is an envoy sent to deliver a gift to the gods. Except the gods mistake him for the gift and decide they're quite happy to keep him.

#technoblade #kristin #philza #dark sbi #shara writes