#retribution.exe

[lover-of-skellies]

Who uses the cheesier pickup lines? with Famine and Retribution

Oh my god, Famine. Famine does. I don't even NEED to think about that one

He uses puns and cheesy jokes in everyday conversations just because he can, so there's no way he'd pass up opportunities to use equally cheesy pickup lines

#isnt-that-something #asks #famine.exe #retribution.exe

[ask-the-riders]

Retribution: That's illegal, right?

Diamondback: Why do you care? Are you a cop?

Retribution: No-

Diamondback: Then shut the hell up

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[radical-superstar-daycare]

I felt the urge to do this, so yeah. Have a thing

Lunar doesn’t have much going on in terms of clothes here, and that’s just because I haven’t worked anything out yet for him

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[skelesinners-r-us]

1 and 15 for errorink, and another random question: is there anything that they pretty much always do during sex?

And another W -w-

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

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The location: Ink's probably fine with doing it anywhere, while I feel like Error would prefer the couch, since it's soft and kinda makes him think of his bean bag a little

The stuff with oral: I think Ink would like it because he'd enjoy hearing the noises that Error makes, and because he'd also like using it to tease him a little sometimes, too. Error would enjoy the way it feels and the way Ink tastes, and his only complaint would probably be not getting to breathe as easily when he's blowing him

Something they'd pretty much always do during sex: Hmmmmm. I feel like they always do a lot of kissing and staring at each other, since the kissing somehow heightens the pleasure they feel, and then the prolonged eye contact is pretty hot, too

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Another wildcard, h m m m m m m m m. If you're wanting it for one of the riders again, then we'll go with Ret (again). When he's in heat, he would definitely fuck himself with his tentacles, to kinda make things a little easier on Famine. Famine doesn't mind helping him out when he's in heat, and he even enjoys it, but Ret has a surprisingly high stamina and can go for a while

#anon #asks #ns.fw headcanons #error #ink #retribution.exe #psst #idk if anyone's wanted to ask for ships other than errink too or not #but i figured I'd let you know that I'll take asks for other characters and ships as well #just in case anyone's been wondering about that

[lover-of-skellies]

(Trembling hands with War or Fam.)

Will do, broseph 👌 this is more than 10 sentences, but shhhh

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Retribution stared up at his partner, wide eyed and hopeful. He'd just dropped a majorly important piece of information on him, and he was praying that this wouldn't result in anything bad. Famine stared back at him, his single sapphire eye light constricted and now no larger than a pin prick in his socket. The taller of the two drew in a shaky breath, his voice a raspy mumble, "Y-Ya... You're really sure, Ret?... Completely positive?" The former prince nodded, his response immediate, "I am. Here... You can take a look, if you want."

He summoned his royal violet, apple-shaped soul, drawing it out of his chest and delicately taking it in his hands, offering it to his partner. Famine's eyes widened a little more, and the instant he noticed the tiny white souling attached to the side of Ret's soul, his eye light vanished all together. With trembling hands, he reached out, accepting the former prince's soul as gently as possible. Bringing it closer to himself, he stared at the souling for what felt like forever, beginning to imagine what this meant for his future with Ret.

He pictured a tiny babybones that looked just like Retribution, swaddled in a blanket, and sleeping peacefully on his chest, and his eye light began to slowly fade back into visibility. Noticing how anxious Ret was beginning to look, he offered him a nervous smile, hoping to offer even a little bit of reassurance. He wasn't sure how this would even work yet, but... For Ret, he was willing try his best.

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[ask-the-riders]

Retribution: Gender is a racket

Abrael: And boy howdy, am I playing tennis

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[ask-the-riders]

Famine: ya know what I learned from my friendship with Ret?

Pestilence: there's no such thing as too mean?

Death: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Abrael: Always hold a grudge?

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[ask-the-riders]

Anteros: Which movie are you guys gonna go see tonight?

Retribution: I always just go to whichever movie the group wants

Anteros: Which one do they wanna see?

Retribution: I haven't decided yet

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[ask-the-riders]

Conquest: We all believe in you, Pestilence!

Retribution: I don't

Conquest: All of us besides Ret believe in you

Death: He doesn't always have the best ideas

Pestilence:

Conquest: I believe in you. That should be good enough

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[ask-the-riders]

War: You don't get to choose your biological family

Retribution: You don't get to choose your found family either

Pestilence: buckle up bitches!

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[ask-the-riders]

Famine: Ret an' I are no longer datin'

Retribution: Famine, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married

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[ask-the-riders]

Death: Guys where did Pest go?

Retribution: He got arrested

Death: How-

Pestilence: *bursts in through the window* the cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people

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[ask-the-riders]

Abrael, to Retribution: Ret, you're kinda mean to me sometimes and I wish you weren't... Just some constructive criticism!

Pestilence: nice *fistbumps Abrael*

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[ask-the-riders]

Abrael: You know, I find it strange that women tend to live longer than men on average

Conquest: Yeah that is strange, I wonder why

[meanwhile]

Pestilence: ok here's the plan. I'm gonna hold a pan in front of me, you’re gonna blast it, and the pan should protect me

Retribution, fully intending to blast Pestilence and not the pan: Sounds good to me

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[ask-the-riders]

Conquest: Good morning everyone! What’s up?

War: My stress levels

Retribution: My blood pressure

Pestilence: my swag levels

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[ask-the-riders]

Death: Did you bring Ret?

Conquest, gesturing to Anteros: No, but I brought the next best thing

Death: The next best thing would've been War

Anteros: I would be offended, but she is freakishly strong

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