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unluckiestmember · 11 months

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Hi can I request Spider-Man Noir x fem reader where the reader is a spider man from another universe and headcannons about how their relationship would work?

Like for example, do they visit eachother in each others universes?

Anyway please and thank you :>

-Amy :3

Coming right up!

Spider-Man Noir X Spider-Woman! Reader

Characters: Spider-Man Noir

Tags: Gentleman Energy, Fluff, Proud Boyfriend, Long Distance Relationship, Established Relationship and Cute Couple Energy so strong it's disgusting-

Warning: None. SFW.

A/N: Hey, Amy! I hope you're having a great day today! I hope you also enjoy these headcanons I made for Spider-Man Noir! Have a good day, love! <3

Okay, this is no surprise, but this guy is a gentleman.

As soon as you shoot an arrow into his heart, he’s trying to swoop you off your feet.

You being Spider-Woman was a plus!

At first he was a bit skeptical with you being from another universe.

As much as he cared for you, he wasn’t like the “youngsters” who were so cool with LDRs, let alone dating those who were a million miles away.

But he talked to you about it and you both worked for your relationship to work.

Expect this man to beat the crap out of criminals with you and call it a date.

Sometimes he doesn’t even expect you to fight with him. He’ll just start showing off to you.

“This one’s for you!” You’re going to hear that a lot on the battlefield.

When you aren’t fighting crime, he’ll show you the sights in his universe.

Maybe he’ll take you to town and dance the night away or find a flick to check out.

Or he could sit at home with you and practically do nothing. Whatever makes you happy.

Some days he’ll pop by unannounced to your place just to say hi or show off a new object he found in the Spider-Verse.

He doesn’t monologue when he’s around you, he pours his heart out.

Other Spider-Men find this to be annoying, but you love every second of it.

Is the type of guy to take off his coat to put on the floor if there’s a puddle for you to walk upon.

I’m pretty sure he’s even used his body if his coat wasn’t available.

When he’s not throwing his coat everywhere for you, he will put it on you if you get chilly.

Will do the same with his hat if need be.

Noir shows you off to every Spider-Man he meets proudly.

Will also brag about the countless skills and abilities you have at your disposal.

You aren’t a trophy wife to this man, you are his second half.

Spider-Verse Requests are open!

Likes and retweets are always appreciated! I love you all, stay hydrated and have a good day! <3

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beeindaclouds · 2 years

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Request!

My request is if you can write the dsmp or the members you write for with a famous/known idol!s/o, like what would they do and how they handle their fame like even with them faceless or sumn

(if your not comfortable writing this or don't want to at all, it's completely okay! Don't pressure yourself ty!!)

Hallo, thanks for requesting!

This is like a reverse idol!AU from my Idol!DSMP headcanon hehe

Hope you enjoy <3

DSMP dating an Idol!Reader

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, C!Technoblade

Requests are CLOSED

Reader: GN - They/Them

❝ Dream ❞

He's so proud of you

And likes to remind you everyday of how far you've come and how amazing you are

Man's whole twt account turns into a fanpage for you

Like if you're a singer he reminds everyone to stream your music and retweets pictures of you live

You two definetly collab too!

Or if you're an actress he has like threads about all the roles you've done lol

He's a very supportive boyfriend

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

Ok here me out-

He jokingly uses you for "clout" on tik tok

When in reality he just enjoys doing dumb videos with you

He gets shy whenever you invite him to movie premieres of stuff you've been a part of or just have been invited too

So every picture paparazzi has taken of you two always has you two holding hands cause it's his way of comfort

But he also uses this situation to his advantage to post stories and videos on Instagram lol

Like "On a dare at the VMA's" 😂

❝ Sapnap ❞

Man shoves your relationship in everyones faces

Because everybody needs to know just how much he loves you and how happy he is with you

And also how proud he is of you

Like "Look at my partner, their famous and beautiful and amazing and talented-"

He coud go on for days haha

Whenever you're caught out by paparazzi in his hoodies or hats, he becomes all giddy and happy

Whenever you take a pause from you work, you join his streams

There are many clips of you and Sapnap randomly breaking out in songs during streams

❝ Badboyhalo ❞

Unlike the first three, he's the calmest out of everyone

He doesn't make it a big deal about dating you, but still support's you in his own way

Like playing your music in the background during streams or talking about a movie you've recently been in

Chat will from time to time ask about you and Bad is always happy to say how you are and what you're working on if he's allowed to

I think that your fans found out you two were dating because you started posting pictures of Rat and they quickly realized what was happening

But by then you've been dating for almost a year haha

Oh and you definitely have your part in "Muffin", as a special guest

❝ Quackity ❞

Mans smitten for you

Famous or not, whenever you're brought up he becomes all shy

He doesn't talk much about you, because he likes to keep your relationship private, but he's happy to answer a few questions whenever asked

Or whenever you randomly call him while he's streaming and puts you on speaker just so you can say hi to chat

He'll then mute to talk to you and chat chuckles away at his little happy smiles

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Out of all people, your own boyfriend questions how he got so lucky

Cute and talented? W O W.

I'd like to think that you two met at a random premiere he got asked to attend and hit it off from there

And from that day on you two always attended premieres togheter

And oh matching fancy outfits!!!

He's also someone who likes to keep you to himself, but it's ok talking a bit about you two

So fans don't get to see much, but appreciate what they get

❝ Wilbur Soot ❞

If you're a singer, COLLAB!

Lovejoy ft. You

And you both help eachtoher with music and lyrics

But also if you're an actress, he helps you get into the role and repeat your lines

For some reason I think you two start testing the waters during your relationship, and post pictures of like specific stuff about eachother being in the same place as a way of giving a hint

It took a whole month for people to realise that "Oh, they're dating, hold on-"

You two had a few laughs

❝ C!Technoblade ❞

Wether you're royalty or simply famous for one of your talents, Techno never let your fame affect him

Sure, he tried to convice you of not dating him cause he may ruin your image

But you also would never let something like that get inbetween what you felt for the piglin

Eventually everyone found out about you two, but they're too scared to talk about it in a negative way

Who knows what the famous blood god would do to them

I ended up not doing everyone, cause I ran out of ideas, but if you want more then I'll think about making a part 2

#dreamsmp #dsmp #mcyt #dream x reader #georgenotfound x reader #sapnap x reader #badboyhalo x reader #quackity x reader #karl jacobs x reader #wilbur soot x reader #technoblade x reader #beeblurbs

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hayleysayshay · 3 months

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I didn’t want to say anything about the ‘strike for Palestine’ because it was originally organised by Palestinians and it means well. It’s meant to be small actions *anyone* can take in support of Palestine and raise awareness.

But in practice such vague and broad ‘actions’ are going to suck and not be noticeable by anyone with power. Vague actions like ‘don’t go to work but if you can’t take an hour off work and school in the week.” The actions proposed like boycotts and social media posts were already being done by the people who’d engage in the strike. The goals of this? The tangiable results you’d see? Incredibly, incredibly vague from the start, and at the end of the strike we see that.

In reality, the results, or lack thereof, prove to its adherents that ‘people just don’t care enough’ and ‘they’re all Zionist shills’ because even if that twitter account you follow with 200 followers did join in the results are going to be the same. It encourages the insular ‘us vs them’ thinking on social media, encouraging you to think of someone who didn’t participate in the strike as the enemy, ‘a Zionist shill’, ‘lazy’ and patting themselves on the back for retweeting a post and donating ten dollars. And I have seen so many misinformation posts on twitter— people saying ‘there are no hospitals in Gaza!’ (There are, you can still support them) and 40k retweeting a picture of a small girl in a dirty Princess dress and saying ‘this is a hat the Israelis are doing!’ Before it is revealed it is actually a Pakistani girl from years ago.

I’m not saying social media blitzes or encouraging donating to charity are bad things (though you should probably refrain from stanning the antisemetcic, pro slavery houthis because they’re anti Israel, you moron) and I donated repeatedly during the strike (and after. Because it’s an ongoing situation). But people need to have more awareness that these vague ‘strikes’ are not going to have the impact or tangiable results you think it will. The bubble you are in on the internet is not the only corner.

The goals of such a strike are not tangiable, they only exist to make the participant feel like they’re doing something. And it’s fine to want to do something, we all want to do something, but I’d be critical of the way the strike is discussed in your circle.

The Gaza crisis is a geopolitical one. There is a lot of awareness about what is happening in Gaza right now, your tweet and tumblr post to your three hundred followers who agree with you is not going to change anything. The issue is that aid cannot get into Gaza and it is not safe for aid workers. This will only change if pressure is put on Israel to allow more aid in. That means contacting politicians and representatives to put pressure on Israel. I’m not saying don’t donate! Please do!

#i/p conflict #I’m probs on someone’s shit list for this #anyway if ppl want to me clarify what I mean I will do #I’m happy to discuss on tumblr elsewhere #I just. I am actively angry how ppl engage with ‘activism’ on this hellsite and twitter

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thewales · 10 months

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I’m not a huge fan of this particular shade of green, but looking at these pictures you can really see Catherine. I doubt the Grenadier Guards have the same kind of picture tbh, and I don’t mean that in a bad way it’s just pouting out the obvious.

https://twitter.com/irish_guards/status/1670839336726675463?s=46&t=TM_i8m7KqCWQ0LfgOgIoWg

I also agree with you that now when she’s queen there are certain things Camilla should do better, like that lunch she had with members of the media or how cosy she is with some celebrities/actors. I’m not saying don’t hang out or whatever, just do it in private where there’s less chances of you being photographed. I mean just compare it with Charles, a part from a few we don’t really know who his friends are even if they happen to be just as famous as him, and that’s how it’s supposed to be. Lizzie could also look as if she was bored out of her mind for some things, but the majority of the time she was neutral as most of the kings and queens are, but when Cam’s bored or feeling out of place you can tell. And the wardrobe could do with an overhaul, especially the evening wear.

Hey, I retweeted that post a few hours ago saying something similar. This is something Catherine has been doing for years and I think she learned it from the late Queen Elizabeth II. Wear bright colours that make her stand out, that way even if she's not saying anything people know she's there. These particular pictures emphasise that. Catherine stands out more than the others. You immediately know where she is and that's important. It's one of the best things she could learn from the queen. And it's something Camilla should have learned too.

Catherine shouldn't have more of a queenly vibe and presence than Camilla, not now. And no, I don't think age necessarily has anything to do with it because we never saw that with Elizabeth and she was already a Botoxed Raisin (it was really makeup, don't insult me).

Camilla always looks awkward, her expression is always "I don't want to be here, this is boring" and looking at the cameras all the time. Yes, that's probably her expression, some of us have unfriendly expressions but she's the Queen now, it's something she has to improve. Change. Her style should improve too, I don't expect mini dresses and plunging necklines all the time, I understand she's an old lady but updating the design of her dresses, which all look the same by the way, would be well appreciated. She should start wearing brooches more often, know when to wear hats - How is it possible that she visited parliament without a hat - and for god's sake, stop wearing that stack of bracelets like a teenager all the time. Especially in important events. Fucking van Cleef.

#brf

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h4amarch · 2 years

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AvA/AvM Headcanons

(Designs here)

Headcanons such as pronouns, in-depth personalities and relationships, and other miscellaneous details. Liberal usage of memes. Will edit as I change/add ideas.

Color Gang in General

World’s most colorful polycule along with TSC 🦀. All the same height (taller than TSC).

Red: He/him. Most impulsive of the group + the nicest = himbo energy imo. LEEROY JENKINS indeed. Has so much energy he takes jogs around in the sticksfight.com house every morning. Bullied the most often in the group but they all hug him when he gets genuinely upset. The most socially active outside of their group, and has a lot of other stick figure friends on social media (as well as from monster school). Prefers stylish but relatively easy-to-put-on outfits. Is the first to get up to fight whenever someone insults his friends. You wanna fight??? Huh????? You gotta problem??????

Yellow: They/them. The most competitive of the group, but only by a slight margin. Insomnia just because they hyperfocus on something and boom suddenly it’s 5 hours past what is supposed to be bedtime. Wikipedia surfing is their best friend and also their worst enemy. Also the most philosophical of the group; asks questions about the nature of the soul and consciousness to the others until they beg them to please shut up Yellow, I’m trying to eat my baked potato and I keep having existential crises because of you. Closest to Blue. Prefers comfortable clothes—even their shoes have elastic laces.

Green: He/they. Has a Spotify Premium account but he won’t let anyone else use it. Plays music loud as fuck but as soon as someone breathes too loud while he’s composing he yells at them to pipe down. Never tells anyone where he’s going when he leaves ALANSPC so this becomes a common exchange: “Has anyone seen Green?” “He probably glitched out of existence again”. (He’s actually just exploring museum websites and Google Earth.) Always up in everyone else’s business when they try to build something decorative. Closest to TSC. The only person actually able to understand what “business casual” means.

Blue: She/they. Talks about the hat man but nobody knows what the fuck she’s talking about. (If you got that reference no you didn’t.) Likes watching cooking tutorial channels on Youtube. Once made actual cookies out of website cookies which disturbed the hell out of Alan. The rest of the Color Gang + TSC made and gave them a Blue Prize Ribbon for being the best cook and now she wears it everywhere. Has a secret garden hidden away somewhere that nobody knows about. Closest to Yellow. Wears either farmer gear or battle gear, no in-betweens.

Alan-Made Sticks

The Second Coming is the shortest. Victim, The Chosen One and The Dark Lord are the same height. TSC has a slightly bigger head size than the other three.

The Second Coming: He/they. SC for short (verbalized as Esse). Helps animate during the day/afternoon so doesn’t have the same sleep schedule as the Color Gang. Pretty chill person in general, people go to them for problems they can’t figure out and they give pretty solid advice most of the time. Probably a Genshin player /lh. Still thinks TCO took down TDL and revived everyone, because they don’t remember going super saiyan. Closest to Green. Wears clothes directly inspired by real-life clothing they see Alan or other humans wearing.

The Chosen One: He/she/they. Cho for short. Has trouble verbalizing/expressing herself, and prefers to let someone else do the talking/gesturing. He becomes a bit more open around TDL but it’s a subtle change. Posts ominous one-sentence (and sometimes one-word) posts on Twitter and/or Tumblr and nobody knows what the fuck they mean. Their posts are locked so you can’t retweet or reblog them. Everyone goes wild every time they post. “Thinking about salami on the ceiling.” What does it mean? There is no answer. Lives with TDL. Wears only outfits that look like they’re from a Marvel comic or an anime.

The Dark Lord: He/she. Dark for short. Very talkative and social unless she’s angry, in which case he’s the scariest sight you’ve ever seen. Eats horror movie files for breakfast. No, literally. Grinds up pirated horror movie files into bytes and puts it in a cereal box. Keeps up an Instagram but doesn’t show his face because then everyone would say “hey isn’t that the stickfigure that terrorized the internet for a while”. Thinks Marvel is cliche but then turns around and binge watches Madoka Magica and Bleach in one sitting. Lives with TCO after crawling out of the laser explosion TSC nearly killed him with and passing tf out. The most fashionable of them all.

Victim: She/they. If she were more conscious she would sign her name as “V”, but as-is, cannot remain coherent enough to remember or decide on a name. Can’t be seen. Lost data. Has her own influence on the flow of things ever so slightly—like letting SC become conscious, helping Cho break through the internet barrier just in time before the bluescreen, etc. Not conscious as much as they are just subconsciously drifting. Follows dream-logic and can only communicate with other stick figures when they are unconscious or dreaming, through bizarre non-sequiturs and topics that make sense while you’re dreaming, but become undecipherable upon waking.

Minecraft Shorts-Exclusive

ADOPTION STORY REAL (NOT CLICKBAIT)?!?!? Purple is the same height as the Color Gang. MT is taller than everyone, but Cho and Dark can float, so it doesn’t look like it. I imagine they move into MT’s house, considering we never see Purple’s.

Purple: They/them. Actually has a pretty solid set of morals regarding protecting your loved ones—they just hadn’t included the Color Gang in that category before. Has trouble developing a healthy balance on self-esteem and ambition-chasing because they’re afraid following through with any sort of goal or project will end up with them hurting others and failing again. Follows Dark’s instagram for fashion tips. Wants to open a flower shop someday, though they don’t realize it yet. Rickrolls someone once every six months. Might be crushing on Green and Red but they want to do a lot of working through their own issues before they act on any feelings.

Orange: He/him. You dropped your crown king Calls himself Orange but everyone else calls him MT for his Mango Tango color. Hates this. Hates it a little less when Purple does it. That’s not because they’re family now, what are you talking about. Doesn’t like to talk with people (anymore). Logical to a fault. Baffled at the fact that Purple is still willing to let him improve himself, but trying to make the most of it. I feel like he would like either story-heavy games or puzzle games (or games with both). A completionist at heart. Wears shit that looks like it’s from a vampire’s closet from the 16th century, and Florida dad shirts. There is no in-between.

#ava tco #ava tdl #ava tsc #animator vs animation #animator vs minecraft #ava red #ava blue #ava green #ava yellow #avm purple #avm king orange #avm mango #ava the chosen one #ava the dark lord #ava the second coming #the box files #ava victim

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tulipanthousa · 1 year

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oh to be janus right now…

big mood same hat oh worm retweet

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barbiegirldream · 10 months

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Bitch we can all see your twitter and your truthing of dnf as well. And why you stalking blogs that all have you blocked anyways?

Im sorry i use my twitter so infrequently and mainly retweet fanart like i need to know what lead you to this conclusion.

i have anons everywhere. How do you know who has me blocked ? Im not even talking about specific blogs but none of these people are wearing new hats they behave the same as their predecessors etc etc

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frobin · 2 years

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it’s hilarious how frobin stans try and debunk every other robin ship. I found your debunking of lawbin post just by searching them up. Like your shit and stay in your lane. I recognise you too. You’re the try-to-be sanctimonious frobin stan on Twitter that says they always try to “check” toxic frobin stans but your likes consist of posts that trash other robin ships. I like frobin but the stans are worse than lunami shippers and have ruined frobin for me. It gives insecurity. The whole basis is “oh oda said they’re the mom and dad of the crew”. Yeah he also said Zoro is the dad and Usopp is the mother. So what then? All of u need to stop being so annoying

EVERYONE, I'm going to answer this ask because I want to educate. I have no idea if you return anon but hey... maybe you do and maybe you actually learn something from my post. But be aware I wrote it while being pissed off.

And sorry to all the LawBin fans who find this because of anon who did not censor the ship name. I don't control the anon.

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Mate... if I would try to seriously debunk La:wB:in I would put much more effort into it.

And what post do you mean? This one, that is two years old and posted because I tried to understand where you fans saw La:wB:in?

Or this one, with ONE (1) note, that I only answered because someone asked me? And sorry that I got a bit prissy in this one but I was annoyed by the fact that La:wB:in fans had spoiled me - while I was searching for FRobin on twitter - with something that turned out to be one of the thinnest anti-FRobin arguments that I've ever laid eyes on.

And I've seen quite a lot of anti-FRobin arguments. Honestly I have better anti-FRobin arguments than two people sitting beside each ohter!

"Like your shit and stay in your lane"

Yet, you are in my inbox.

"You’re the try-to-be sanctimonious frobin stan on Twitter that says they always try to “check” toxic frobin stans but your likes consist of posts that trash other robin ships."

True and even though it might seem insincere this ist the thought process: I hope that when I like their stuff - instead of retweeting it - they follow my twitter and see the many times I tweet "Please don't engage in fandom wank! Leave other shippers alone! Ship and let ship!"

And it is also true that I do sometimes tell peole "hey I'm sorry you had bad experiences with FRobin fans" because personally I mostly had positive ones. In my opinion FRobin fans are smart, calm, silent and love FRobin because it's healthy and wholesome. The exception from the rule? Most of the times Trolls.

I've told "FRobin fans" to stop to annoy others and they told me that they actually don't ship anything. Often enough people just want to stir shit up, making people hate "the shippers" and so "the ship".

Just like you. You fell for it and you also give a very bad image towards all of the La:wB:in shippers. But I know you're just a single warrior on your path of righteousness. Good luck finding the chill to not do that anymore, mate. Maybe read my pinned post?

Before anyone wonders why I made those screenshots: I sent them to a Zo:Ro:bin shipper to show them that maybe not every attack made by FRobin fans are actually FRobin fans. And the same goes for EVERY SHIP! EVERY SINGLE SHIP!

We different shippers and organiziers sometimes work together to bring shippers home, where they belong.

"I like frobin but the stans are worse than lunami shippers and have ruined frobin for me."

Here is a little fun fact: You can still enjoy FRobin without engaging with the fans. Just go read fanfiction on Ao3 without an account. Go on pixiv and deviantart and look at fanarts. Don't read tweets or tumblr posts. Curate your online expirence. It is really simple.

Also I don't know what LuNami has to do with anything... but you will find assholes for every ship and every fandom (yes, FRobin too). I tend to be quite the asshole sometimes. Luckily most of the time I calm down before I go full rage.

"It gives insecurity."

FRobin fans have nothing to be insecure about. We constantly make fun of our ship because of how safe we feel in our little vessel. It's a strong ship because we have a shipwright. ;)

"The whole basis is “oh oda said they’re the mom and dad of the crew”. Yeah he also said Zoro is the dad and Usopp is the mother. So what then? All of u need to stop being so annoying"

..... oh god I'm so tired. Please if you want to debunk FRobin just do your homework. If you want to know why people ship FRobin, here is some reading material. Go through it and then please give me something else to work with.

Why people ship FRobin:

Too much to read for you?

Take this:

"Franky and Robin are the mom and dad", mate that is not even accurate anymore. It's Jinbe now. Franky is a perverted Grandma.

God, imagine shipping FRobin only because of that... that is even a worse argument then "People only ship FRobin because of one non-canon scene in the anime". No dude...

The tag is "why I ship it" on this very blog. Educate yourself

#FRobin #not frobin #come on give me something to work with #I'm tired and bored #and I hope my RL friends don't learn that I answered this ask #because they said I should just delete it #but in case someone else finds this post #just do your homework before you come running into anyones inbox #and be aware of trolls #they are everywhere #they live for the wank #I hate that this is forgotten knowledge #kon

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techniktagebuch · 2 years

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Dezember 2021 und Juni 2022

Ich habe einen inneren Oliver und der echte kann nichts dafür: Höfliche Umgangsformen im geteilten Googledoc

“why is being in a google doc at the same time as somebody else embarrassing“ schreibt @sarahjannetti_ bei Twitter, und ich retweete ihre Frage vom @techniktagebuch-Twitteraccount aus. Dabei fällt mir ein, dass ich Oliver Laumann Zugriff auf den gesamten Kolumnenordner in meinem Google Drive gegeben habe, weil er Interesse an der Kolumne gezeigt hat, die meistens nur auf Papier erscheint. Er spricht mich auch öfter auf das aktuelle Kolumnenthema an, aber ich sehe ihn so gut wie nie im Kolumnen-Googledoc.

Ich frage ihn im Messenger: “Versuchst du in meine Googledocs möglichst dann reinzusehen, wenn ich selbst nicht drin bin?”

Oliver antwortet: “Ich habe in letzter Zeit meistens (wenn ich dran gedacht habe) die Preview-Funktion genutzt, um reinzuschauen, weil ich vermute, dass Du das nicht merkst. Du sagtest ja mal, dass es Dich irritiert, wenn wir gleichzeitig in dem Dokument sind, während Du es bearbeitest, und ich habe da auch ein komisches Gefühl bei.”

Ich: “Hab ich das wirklich gesagt? Das wundert mich, ich bin ja ständig mit anderen gleichzeitig in Googledocs. Sobald die Kolumne fertig ist, suche ich die Stelle hier im Chat und schreibe einen Techniktagebuchbeitrag!”

Oliver: “Ich bevorzuge eigentlich Preview auch, weil ich dann nicht aus Versehen etwas an dem Dokument ändern kann. Aber ich sehe auch, dass das eigentlich unschön ist, noch unangenehmer, als wenn wir gleichzeitig das Dokument offen haben. Ich weiß ja auch nicht, wie man damit umgehen soll.”

Ich: “Es fühlt sich ein bisschen sneaky an so, ich meine das zu 0% als Vorwurf und schreibe es nur der Anfühldokumentation wegen auf. Schwieriger als gedacht, die Googledoc-Höflichkeit!”

Oliver: “Ein bisschen kann ich ja schon in dem Icon sehen, den die Google-Drive-Web-App mir zur aktuellen Kolumne unter ‘Suggested’ anzeigt, ohne dass ich irgendwas anklicken oder öffnen muss. Ich kann z.B. sehen, ob es schon Titelvorschläge gibt und ob es schon echten Text gibt (also mehr als nur Notizen oder Stichpunkte). In 10 oder 20 Jahren wissen wir bestimmt alle, wie man mit so einer Situation umgeht. Vor 25 Jahren hat es sich ja auch komisch angefühlt, z.B. in der Öffentlichkeit mit dem Mobiltelefon zu telefonieren.”

Oliver sucht die Stelle im Chat, an der es vor einem halben Jahr schon einmal um diese Frage ging:

Vergangenheits-Oliver: “Habe gerade in die aktuelle Kolumne geschaut, als Du noch am Schreiben warst, und hoffe, das ist OK. Ich kann das von draußen nicht erkennen, und Du sagtest ja, Du hättest schon abgegeben (bezog sich wohl auf etwas anderes). Manche Leute hassen es ja, wenn man ihnen über die Schulter schaut.”

Vergangenheits-Ich: “Ich habe dich gesehen und beschlossen, erst mal neuen Tee kochen zu gehen, weil es mir ein bisschen unangenehm war. Das hat mich selbst überrascht, weil ich damit normalerweise überhaupt keine Probleme habe. Ich vermute, es liegt daran, dass ich bei dir immer befürchte, dass du ‘aber es war doch alles ganz anders!’ sagst und ich dann von vorn anfangen müsste.”

Vergangenheits-Oliver: “Das tut mir leid, und ich bin auch ganz schnell wieder rausgegangen, habe mich selber ein bisschen erschrocken. Ich warte dann mal bis morgen.”

Zurück in die Gegenwart:

Oliver: “Es gab ja schon damals die Vermutung, dass das irgendwie an mir liegt. Obwohl ich das nicht verstehe, denn ich halte mich doch mit kritischen Anmerkungen sehr zurück.”

Ich: “Das macht ja nichts, ich stelle mir vor, dass du sie denkst (oder habe das jedenfalls zum Zeitpunkt dieses Zitats gedacht und es später wieder vergessen, als sich rausstellte, dass du dich mit kritischen Anmerkungen sehr zurückhältst).”

Oliver: “Hihi. Du denkst also, dass ich denke ‘Was schreibt sie denn jetzt schon wieder für einen Unsinn? Das war doch alles ganz anders damals! Noch so ein Satz und ich muss ihr das sagen!’

Ich: “Ja, ganz genau so redet mein Innerer Oliver. Ich weiß, du kannst nichts dafür!”

Der Vollständigkeit halber sei hier noch angemerkt, dass es mir sonst fast immer egal ist, beim Schreiben andere Leute in meinen Googledocs vorzufinden. Oft wirkt es sich sogar günstig aus, weil ich beim Anblick des Publikums gleich anfange, meine nur für mich gedachten Notizen verständlicher auszuformulieren (was gut ist, weil ich dann später noch enträtseln kann, was ich mit “siehe auch dieser eine Tweet da von letzter Woche” gemeint habe). Oder die Anwesenheit anderer motiviert mich, überhaupt mal was ins Dokument hineinzuschreiben.

Das Oliver-Problem ist aber nicht oliverspezifisch, sondern ein allgemeines Problem mit Live-Schreibpublikum, von dem ich annehme, dass es mehr vom Thema versteht als ich. Das kommt zum Glück nicht so oft vor – nicht weil ich mehr von allen Themen verstehe als alle anderen, sondern weil auf meine Googledocs vor allem Menschen Zugriff haben, mit denen ich gemeinsam an etwas schreibe. Und wenn die andere Person dann mehr als ich von einem Thema versteht, lasse ich sie schreiben und mache selbst nur Anmerkungen dazu.

Die eingangs gestellte Frage von @sarahjannetti_, warum das Zuschauen in anderer Leute Google Docs peinlich ist, kann ich aber nicht beantworten, weil ich das nicht peinlich finde. Ich würde sagen, ich habe es noch nie peinlich gefunden, aber da ich mich schon an das oben zitierte Gespräch aus dem Dezember 2021 nicht mehr erinnert habe und seit ungefähr 2006 mit anderen gleichzeitig an geteilten Dokumenten schreibe, habe ich vielleicht auch nur vergessen, wie das damals war.

(Kathrin Passig)

#Kathrin Passig #Google Docs #Oliver Laumann #Privatsphäre #schreiben #Schreibverhalten #Kollaboration #Höflichkeit

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A Lloyd fanartist posts their art on twitter, and retweets a Baizhu fan video

I am looking into the camera. I know that hat; that is my same hat.

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Running Out of Character on Twitter

Elon Musk shows how perception changes without doing anything. Now, that’s a timeline change. The CEO of tweeting didn’t set out to teach that lesson, which sums up his legacy. You’re free to tweet your thoughts about it, or X about it if you’re really into believing branding.

Prince’s name change caught on more naturally. Malibu Stacy’s new hat hasn’t changed the product. The only difference beside the ‘90s-style sobriquet for the site I bet even Elon privately calls Twitter is how few erstwhile users have stuck around to see the aftermath.

Elbow room isn’t necessarily a virtue. Holdout diehards enjoy impression rates that rival what used to be retweet counts. It’s much easier to keep up with one’s feed now in the same sense there aren’t long lines in North Korean fast food restaurants.

One of the richest humans ever presently toils as caretaker of a yip-yap app. Tweeters voluntarily fritter away their precious hours on this plane of existence rattling off a queue of grievances. All he needs to do is enable personal publishing of bitching.

Overseeing arguing about reality television is far more respectable than his previous career as a welfare queen. Private spending is a nice change of pace from someone with an established pattern of pimping projects that get involuntary investors. Taxpayer funding is ideal for someone who’s about 85 percent shyster.

Big ideas that don’t translate are perfect for the Twitter owner. The difference between most people with unworkable thoughts is finding funding.

Seducing investors of funds seized from others allowed him to buy a time-wasting app that many use for journalism. That doesn’t mean actual journalists, who resent social media for showing how easy the job is. Amateur sleuths can and do fact-check every claim, including those by allegedly professional fact-checkers. Granting themselves the title doesn’t make it true, so that’s another one to verify easily.

History started this morning, which is why so many forget that he has a long history as a plug-in car-pimping liberal superhero. You may recognize Obama’s erstwhile BFF as the guy who got a rather giant loan from the Energy Department, which means taxpayers since liberals are confused about where money comes from. That’s surely the only science that flummoxes them.

Former admirers loathe him because he believes in open forums, if not open markets. The aforementioned name X will never spread like brokenness connected to all-time scam Buffalo Billions. Vacancy in every sense increased after East German throwback New York threw money at the problem of companies refusing to do business in a people’s republic.

Consistent financial ruin following fantastic political promises should be a sign for everyone who thinks prosperity is just 10 figures taken from the economy away. Investment takes the form of seizing funds to spend on monorails.

Aside from results, results were good. Why did nobody think to spend money before? The trifling bit about how life doesn’t turn out like all-time serial killer Andrew Cuomo promised doesn’t deter voters in certain decrepit states. Acting like futuristic manufacturing was destined to happen embodies Democratic scheming in a nutshell. The solution to government spending not helping was more government spending. That’ll be the next step, too. Keep wondering why there are so many Bills fans in Florida.

The only consolation is lack of surprise. Turning on their dreamboats is part of believing in cult leaders instead of sound ideologies. Betrayed liberals throw out their New Kids on the Block dolls. Their taste outside of music is similarly sophisticated. The lates is the most predictable. Nobody else is surprised by despising anyone who allows dissent. The Democratic platform features scientific truth, which means opposing it destroys reality. Luckily for the most malicious, there’s a place where they can post without fear of getting kicked off for sharing their true emotions.

Waiting for algorithm mending is like anticipating good tweets from AOC. The site not fixing itself as a sign of self-awareness is good news, but it’d still be nice if some human wouldn’t mess up search results. Seeing content from followed accounts in chronological order is apparently as unreasonable a request as obtaining eggs during Joe Biden’s presidency. The lack of meddling inherent in an open forum is intolerable for someone smarter than you. Some parts of Twitter haven’t changed.

You can be your own editor. At least, you once could. The couple months between Twitter’s founding and its overlords realizing how much they enjoyed meddling were a fun freewheeling time like when new cable networks show whatever random wonderful programming they can find. I miss Rawhide on FX.

Please accept things you don’t want in lieu of fixing what you requested. This is one less-than-super superintendent. Blocking the option to block would be like like Ronald McDonald announcing you shouldn’t order McNuggets. Denying dastards the option to see your awesome tweets is a satisfying final sendoff. Personally curating one’s feed is part of that whole free speech thing. Shadow-banning remaining is one lousy consolation prize.

Messing up verification embodies big ideas going nowhere. Sitting at the top of the Twitter caste was one of the ways the site got things correct, as it meant users could be sure the prominent name they saw was not an impostor. Now, it means giving one of the wealthiest people ever eight bucks per month as if seeing ads weren’t enough of a cost. One might not think a little blue checkmark could be even less of a status symbol. One might be wrong.

Ideas on how to fix the wrong things fit a little too perfectly. All Elon has to do is undo lame woke meddling. Like coaching the Dream Team, you just roll out the ball. Instead in reality, warping Twitter alienates both anyone who hates anyone daring to hint at the existence of natural rights and right-leaning people who just want to see tweets from who they choose. That’s everyone. Let’s just get back to welcoming all while blocking the annoying.

#Elon Musk #Twitter #social media #free speech #corporate welfare #First Amendment

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Deja Vu-nion

Hey there, time-travel enthusiasts and history skeptics! Today, we're embarking on a journey through the space-time continuum to explore the uncanny similarities between early America and our modern-day escapades. Buckle up, because we're about to discover that time travel might be a myth, and the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Early America: Tricorn hats, powdered wigs, and corsets – because nothing says "freedom" like dressing like a powdered pastry.

Modern Day America: Trucker caps, athleisure, and skinny jeans – because why fix what ain't broke?

Early America: Lengthy treatises, passionate speeches, and spirited debates – because the only way to express your political views was with a quill in hand.

Modern Day America: Twitter feuds, 280-character manifestos, and meme diplomacy – because who needs eloquence when you can drop a fire emoji?

Early America: The Boston Tea Party – an act of defiance against British taxation or an elaborate ruse to host the world's first tea-dumping Olympics?

Modern Day America: Starbucks protests – because fighting for soy milk options is our generation's version of revolution.

Early America: Morse code, carrier pigeons, and smoke signals – because instant messaging meant waiting patiently for your pigeon to arrive.

Modern Day America: Side-eyeing at slow Wi-Fi, rage-quitting Zoom calls – because we may have invented the internet, but we're still waiting for it to catch up.

Early America: Pocahontas, the OG celebrity – because nothing says "fame" like having your own animated movie made about your life.

Modern Day America: The Kardashians – because nothing says "reality" like a show that makes us question what's real and what's expertly curated for the camera.

Early America: Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness – because nothing says "happiness" like questioning the meaning of life in your candlelit colonial cabin.

Modern Day America: Life, liberty, and the pursuit of memes – because in the 21st century, happiness is measured in likes and retweets.

Whether you're sipping on colonial-era tea or frantically refreshing your Twitter feed, it's clear that the more things change, the more they stay hilariously the same. So, the next time you ponder the wonders of time travel, just remember: Early America was basically Modern America in a powdered wig.

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From October 17th to October 21st, 2022

17-10-22

TEENAGE FANCLUB “The King”; TALKING HEADS “More Songs About Buildings & Food”; SINEAD O’CONNOR “Universal Mother”; GORKY’S ZYGOTIC MYNCI “Bwyd Time”; NIRVANA “The Underground, Seattle, 28-12-1988”; U2 “War”; CAST “All Change”; MICHAEL McGOLDRICK & JOHN McSHERRY “At First Light”; BEADY EYE “BE”; THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS “Bowery Ballroom, New York, 18-07-2000”; BRITNEY SPEARS “Britney”; PRINCE “O(+>”; WEIRD AL YANKOVIC “Poodle Hat”; TEENAGE FANCLUB “A Catholic Education”

18-10-22

MC5 “Kick Out The Jams”; THE WHO “Tommy”; BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN & THE E STREET BAND “The Wild, The Innocent, & The E Street Shuffle”; RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE “The Battle Of Los Angeles”; THE KILLERS “Day & Age”; SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES “Tinderbox”; ARTCIC MONKEYS “Suck It & See”; SQUEEZE “East Side Story”; SPARKS “Lil’ Beethoven”; PAUL McCARTNEY “McCartney II”; SUPER FURRY ANIMALS “Rings Around The World”; PRIMAL SCREAM “Sonic Flower Groove”; TODD RUNDGREN “The Ever Popular Tortured Artist Effect”; ECHOBELLY “Everyone’s Got One”; IAN BROWN “Golden Greats”; TAYLOR SWIFT “Lover”

19-10-22

POP WILL EAT ITSELF “Very Metal Noise Pollution”; BILLY BRAGG “Bill’s Bargains: Live Solo Bootleg Recorded in Australia, October 2001”; THE HOUSEMARTINS “Live At National Ballroom, London, 09-10-1986”; GUIDED BY VOICES “Same Place The Fly Got Smashed”; THE BLUETONES “A Rough Outline”; NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS “Murder Ballads”; TOM WAITS “Heartattack & Vine”; LOUIS JORDAN “Just Say Moe!: Mo Of The Best Of Louis Jordan”; THE FALL “This Nation’s Saving Grace”

20-10-22

LOUIS ARMSTRONG “Collected”; CAN “Flow Motion”; KANYE WEST “Get Well Soon”; SLEAFOD MODS “Retweeted”; CHUMBAWAMBA “Swingin’ With Raymond”; CARTER THE UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE “Starry Eyed & Bollock Naked”; GENE “Revelations”; SLADE “1975 Slade Live In London”; T.REX “Electric Warrior – Expanded”; THE CURE “The Head On The Door”; WEIRD AL YANKOVIC “Weird Al Yankovic”

21-10-22

LEON ROSSELSON “Guess What They’re Selling At The Happiness Counter”; FOO FIGHTERS “There Is Nothing Left To Lose”; OASIS “Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants”; LEON ROSSELSON & ROY BAILEY “Songs Of Life From A Dying British Empire”; SAM FENDER “Seventeen Going Under”; THE FRAMES “Breadcrumb Trail”; RIDE “Going Blank Again”; SQUAREPUSHER “Hard Normal Daddy”; COLDCUT “Let Us Play”; ORBITAL “The Middle Of Nowhere”; EMINEM “The Marshall Mathers LP”; PEARL JAM “No Code”;

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Would like Dhawan!Master to rail me so hard I can’t walk for three days afterwards thanks

#retweet same hat #anonymous #Mod L #lemon #Dhawan!Master #Dhawan!Master/Reader #Dhawan!Master x Reader #The Master/Reader #The Master x Reader

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waterloggedtomorrow · 6 years

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Someone named Jesus just followed me on twitter + 1) their twitter bio says “follow my hot boyfriend” + gives a link + their boyfriend is... not hot... at all... sorry... but 2) there’s a bunch of pictures of them w this boyfriend wearing a shirt that says “Y’all need Jesus” + that’s VERY good.

#their whole feed is abt how much they love their boyfriend + retweets of the boyfriend doing the same which is very sweet but I don't know w #hat they're getting out of my bad twitter but #shrug emoji

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