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#rha109
unlicensed-writer · 4 years
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jiang cheng: that fucking Wei wuxian...ill break his legs
random person: right!? he's scum!
jiang cheng, already pulling out zidian: alright so do you want your death here or to go
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raeyhem · 3 years
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Shen QingQiu: okay does anyone here have any other ideas
Shang QingHua: I-
Shen QingQiu: that sucks, anyone else?
Shang QingHua: I didn't even say anything
Shen QingQiu: you didn't need to
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unlicensed-writer · 4 years
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Geralt: Jaskier. Get down, you're gonna hurt yourself
Jaskier, perched on a tree branch after finishing his 5th bottle of ale and successfully stuffing a raccoon in his shirt: your rules don't apply here
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unlicensed-writer · 5 years
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Lan Yuan: I want ice cream
Wei WuXian: What did Lan Zhan say?
Lan Yuan: That I can't have any because I already had desert
Wei WuXian: Why are you asking me then?
Lan Yuan: Because he's not the boss of you
Wei WuXian (internally): it's a tRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TR-
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unlicensed-writer · 5 years
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A-Qing: Daozhang loves me more
Song Lan: He loves us equally, A-Qing
Xue Yang: I could stab you both and see who he helps first
Song Lan:
A-Qing: Oka-
Song Lan: I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE STEPS WE COULD TAKE BEFORE THAT
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