#rhett butler

[morerawerbreath]

Fictional Men Ranked Least to Most Likely to Eat Pussy

When I’m bored my powers turn to evil. Happy to announce that @earlymodernlesbian is not only is an enabler but wrote a gay companion piece which you can and should read here!!!! 

10. Mr. Rochester — Jane Eyre

No chance of oral here. Sorry, I don’t think he puts Jane first once in this book. She’s too busy being a ministering angel to ever consider anything above and beyond her wifely duty and I don’t think Rochester ever really stops being a narcissist long enough to consider her desires or even, you know, her life. I bet his french mistress asked him to do it once and he was like “ew, no”

9. Rhett Butler — Gone With the Wind

Rhett says shit like “you ought to be kissed and by someone who knows how,” and then I bet would go down on you one time just to show you what you were missing out on, and then he’d tease you about how much you liked it for months afterwards and refuse to do it again. Imagine how much more normal Scarlett might have been if she was getting regular oral.

8. Konstantin Levin — Anna Karenina

Definitely knows about eating pussy and can’t stop thinking about it. I think he might even shamefully obsess about it in conjunction with his dirty peasant laborer fantasies. However, he also has the ascetic monk thing going on so I bet he hardcore represses his desires to actually do it. That being said, I think if he ever got over himself he’d be way into it.

7. Mr Darcy — Pride and Prejudice

I’m not convinced Mr. Darcy even knows going down on girls is a thing, but once Bingley had filled him in I bet he would try it. Elizabeth I’m sure would not object but I can’t see this happening more than once or twice.

6. Oliver Mellors — Lady Chatterley’s Lover

Mellors has the distinct advantage and disadvantage of being the only character from a book that actually describes sex acts. If it was based solely on what he said (being turned on by getting women off, not shutting up about Connie’s ass, talking about how much he wants a “real” woman with a “real” body), I’d say absolutely he wants to get down there and would use the cringiest words possible to describe it. However, they textually do almost everything else so I feel like if he ate her out DH Lawrence would have told us 😔

EDIT: he goes down on her in the most recent movie!!! vindicated

5. Jonathan Harker — Dracula

Jonathan is obsessed with Mina (rightfully) and loves her to the end of the earth, so of course he’d do anything for her, including eat her out. However, there’s so much putting women on goddess pedestals in Dracula that he might just like, repeatedly kiss her between her legs and and be like, “am I doing this right?” and Mina would be like “I love you so much Jonathan” but she wouldn’t actually get off, you know? 

4. Heathcliff — Wuthering Heights

Someone who is willing to dig up your grave would definitely be down to lick your pussy. Cathy and Heathcliff are so rabid about each other I bet oral is like, one of the least weird things they would have done to each others bodies if they had the chance

3. Gabriel Oak — Far from the Madding Crowd

Not intimidated by Bathsheba’s independence and position of power. Could take care of her and spoil her if she ever let him and they both know it. Plus, not afraid to get down and dirty and do farm work for her. If a man cures your sheep and saves your hay before a storm, what else will he do for you? 👀

2. Mr. Knightley — Emma

Mr. Knightly is the definition of a service top. 100% confident in his masculinity and completely comfortable putting Emma’s needs and wants first, but not gonna let her get away with being high and mighty. Excellent combination of obsessed with her but still in charge. ;) She would get neurotic about it and he would tell her to chill out and he’d be right.

1. George Emerson — A Room with a View

George chugs his respect women juice and is so turned on by the idea of women as individuals with unique desires he can’t stand to see Lucy betray herself by marrying a robot. “I want you to have your own thoughts even when I hold you in my arms” ?!? “The desire to govern a woman lies very deep, and men and women must fight it together before they shall enter the Garden” !! What’s not to love about a pro-Eve humanist who enjoys swimming naked and is constantly telling everyone to be less embarrassed about desire and the body? No question George is going to be eating Lucy out every day of their lives and getting off on it himself.

Bonus: 

Marius Pontmercy — Les Misérables

Shy, but also French. Not sure which one wins out here. 

#pride and prejudice #emma #wuthering heights #a room with a view #far from the madding crowd #gone with the wind #anna karenina #lady chatterley's lover #dracula #jonathan harker #mr darcy #heathcliff #rhett butler #jane eyre #mr rochester #marius #les mis

[amilinak]

GONE WITH THE WIND (1939) dir. Victor Fleming

#gone with the wind #scarlett o'hara #vivien leigh #clark gable #rhett butler #margaret mitchell #old hollywood #perioddramaedit #gwtwedit #filmedit #oldhollywoodedit #my edit

[pedropascalito]

Big “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” energy

#pedro pascal #javier peña #narcos #s3e5 #rhett butler #clark gable #gwtw

[hollywoodsworlds-blog]

𝘝𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘓𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩 💋

#vivien leigh #scarlett o'hara #gone with the wind #1930s #old hollywood #hollywood #clark gable #rhett butler #30s movies #film #cinephile #cinema #cinemetography #it girl #dark femininity #female manipulator #gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[hellostarrynightblr]

Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind (1939) dir. Victor Fleming

#clark gable #gone with the wind #margaret mitchell #victor fleming #1939 #1930s #30s #rhett butler

[evilhorse]

But, even in a woman who’s as liberated as she wants to be, something there still is which melts at the Rhett Butler approach…

#fantastic four #the invisible woman #susan richards #namor #namor the sub mariner #namor mckenzie #prince namor #rhett butler #carrying #team up #time travel #the world’s greatest comic magazine #roy thomas #marvel comics #comics #70s comics #bronze age comics #john buscema #dat rack

[budugu]

Oh you wanna know about my favourite fictional man?

I HATE THAT MAN! he's handsome,brooding,has dark hair and swarthy skin. If he existed in real life I would not even be within the same city as he was. I would be as far away from him as possible. BUT I LOVE THIS MAN. HE'S MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW. I LOVE HIM TO THE MOON AND BACK. I'LL EVEN HELP HIM BURY A BODY BECAUSE ITS A FICTIONAL MAN AND HIS FICTIONAL MURDER.

I'm sorry I don't write the rules about this. I have contradictory feelings.

#fictional characters #fictional man #fictional men #little meow meow #aleksander morozova #darkling #darkles sparkles #darkles #kaz brekker #draco malfoy #tom riddle #theodore nott #rhett butler #gone with the wind #damon salvatore #anthony bridgerton #morally gray #morally grey #morally grey men #harry potter #shadow and bone #jesper fahey #mathias helvar

[thatwhichdoesnotsuffer]

"…you’re such a child. You think that by saying, 'I’m sorry,' all the past can be corrected."

#spirituality #gone with the wind #scarlett o'hara #rhett butler #sorry #apology

[squigglebottom]

#vivien leigh #clark gable #rhett butler #scarlett o'hara #gone with the wind

[crying-on-the-six]

Gone with the Wind (1939)

#clark gable #vivien leigh #gone with the wind #yikes #scarlett o'hara #rhett butler

[barbielore]

It's a little shameful to admit, but I haven't actually seen Gone With the WInd.

I know it's a classic of Hollywood and a very influential film for a number of reasons. I know that Hattie McDaniel became the first African-American person to win an Academy Award for her work in this film, even though the awards ceremony was racially segregated. And I know that Vivian Leigh was beautiful.

But this is about Barbie.

Best I can tell, there have been four different Barbies released as Scarlett O'Hara, and one Ken as Rhett Butler.

This 1994 collection came packaged in boxes with a cutout for the face that opened up to show information about the film on the inside as well as, of course, the doll herself.

The red one in particular puts me in mind of something. At first I thought perhaps it was one of the dolls from the Great Fashions of the 20th Century series, but that's not it. Does anyone know what this doll is reminding me of?

I am sure if I had seen the film, I would be able to talk about the references here to the fashions of the film, but none of these look like the "frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" dress, which is 100% of Scarlett's fashion from the film that I know, so I am out of my depth.

I have been saving the best until last though because I love this green dress, and this hat that out of context I think makes her look like Robin Hood.

I looked up a reference picture for this one and it is just as charming - if not more so - on Vivien Leigh.

I have been avoiding talking about the Ken though, because I think they did Clark Gable dirty with this depiction. His suit looks illfitting, and his moustache looks much less flattering.

Poor Rhett Butler. Why did Mattel do you like that?

#barbie #barbie collectibles #gone with the wind #timeless treasures #hollywood legends #rhett butler #ken #scarlett o'hara #vivien leigh

[classichollywoodblogger]

#clark gable #rhett butler #gone with the wind #vivien leigh classics on instagram

[adamedits]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. - Gone with the Wind

#gone with the wind #clark gable #vivien leigh #scarlett o’hara #rhett butler #edit #myedit #gif #gifset

[twilightbastillethebigbangtheory]

Say you'll marry me when I come back or, before God, I won't go. I'll stay around here and play a guitar under your window every night and sing at the top of my voice and compromise you, so you'll have to marry me to save your reputation.

Rhett Butler to Scarlet O' Hara, delicately proposing marriage, Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell.

#love #twilightbastillethebigbangtheory #love quotes #love quotation #love quote tumblr #quotes #gone with the wind #rhett butler #scarlett o'hara #vivian leigh #clark gable #david o selznick #love quote #margaret mitchell

[stearixx]

And the way I decided to name it is... Fidkejdjdnejdj

I love combining something with 19-century aesthetic and something with early 2000s aesthetic.

#webcore #gwtw #gone with the wind #idk if i should tag it #windows #my art #windows xp #art #artists on tumblr #rhett butler #havent seen the movie yet #only read the book

[funkybarnes]

when I was 16, two forms of media consumed my entire life: 1989 by taylor swift and gone with the wind by margaret mitchell.

parallels between rhett and scarlet's relationship and the song wonderland where constantly inside my head. to this day, to me, this song belongs to them.

“You held on tight to me, 'cause nothing's as it seems.”

“Didn't they tell us don't rush into things? Didn't you flash your green eyes at me? Haven't you heard what becomes of curious minds?”

“Didn't it all seem new and exciting? I felt your arms twisting around me. I should've slept with one eye open at night.”

“But there were strangers watching and whispers turned to talking, and talking turned to screams”

“It's all fun and games 'til somebody loses their mind.”

“I reached for you but you were gone, I knew I had to go back home. You search the world for something else to make you feel like what we had and in the end, in Wonderland, we both went mad.”

#taylor swift #1989 taylor's version #1989 tv #1989 era #taylor swift 1989 #vivien leigh #clark gable #rhett butler #scarlet o'hara #gone with the wind #i don't give a damn