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ironhusband · 3 years
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Anyway. Reminder that Rhodey got into a fight with Tony in his birthday party because there were civilians involved and Tony was endangering them. 
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sparkly-angell · 5 years
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Stuckony Fic Rec because why not
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ATTENTION! LOST ARM (If found please contact:) by Fakesheep-luna Teen, 8k Bucky doesn't understand why everyone is so worked up. He just went out for a few drinks, made some new friends and passed out in a dumpster. No big deal! "No big deal??" Steve squeaks, throwing his hands up in the air "You lost your arm! And you don't even remember how!" "Well, at least it wasn't the good one."
Guys!! This fic is comedy approved! its really good, made me laugh a lot, and the plot? amazing. Go read!
Break In by Tenspencerriedplease 7k Scott Lang, at least, understood why Tony hated this stupid job so damn much. He had a Masters degree in engineering but Tony was working on a PhD. Unfortunately for him even with his previous experience and schooling- good schooling- he was stuck working in a knockoff version of McDonald’s meets Subway. At least he works there until he meets Steve and Bucky.
askfjnsfdjsn aaaaaaaa I love gang AU and this one is Great. Highly recomend!
Brooklyn Boys - Bakey Au* by Quicksylver28 Teen/Mature 27k Tony is a bachelor college professor who walks into Steve and Bucky's Bakery/ Cafe. Awkward Flirting ensues.... and fluff, we wont forget the fluff.
ITS SO SWEET! Pun intended. Gosh, I wish I could eat all those baked goods. Sounds delicious. Anyways, the fic is sweet. Peter is a good friend.
Bruises and Drunken Heart Tattoos by Akira_of_the_twilight Teen, 6k An older man in his thirties was standing over Bucky with a bottle of aspirin in one hand, and the fingers of his other hand still gripping the rim of the cup he’d set down on the nightstand. Amber eyes blinked at Bucky in mild surprise. The man’s lips curved into a teasing smirk. “I hope I'm not interrupting anything."
I wanna hug Tony so hard over the course of this fic. It’s cute the way they fall in love. And it’s also funny. 
Canvas, Ink & Paint* by Ficlicious Teen, 11k Bucky's got one goal: to rescue a captured SHIELD agent and get out before the guards realize he's not one of them. Unfortunately, apparently he's also got soulmates, and when their messages and sketches start appearing on his skin, his mission becomes a complicated mess of trying not to get caught covered in their ink.
!!!!!! I love soulmate aus and this fic is one of my favorites!! Poor Bucky, tho, he was just trying to do his work. Go read!! 
Carrier by Just_another_tinker Explicit, 49k Steve and Bucky gift Tony with their jacket that survived from the 1940's. Turns out that wasn't the only thing that survived.
YALL. SO. MUCH. ANGST. and with a happy ending? someone said Pining? PERFECTION. I love the group dimensions in this fic. 
Comic Books and Kings by Ashes0909 Explicit, 10k Tony Stark read Captain America comics and everyone knew it, but it was only ever about Bucky Barnes.
Freacking great! Tony having a crush on Bucky before his crush on Steve? Godsent. 
Coffee Love* by Syriala Good, 8k Tony thought his best day was when Steve walked into the coffee shop he was working in. That was until Bucky came in a few days later.
The fluff!! The flirting!! Their kind of pining! *heart eyes*
Cried For Love (Can’t Stand It) by Potrix Explicit, 7k Bucky braces his hands on his hips, and tilts his head to the side, expression caught somewhere between anxious, confused, and nervous. “Well, shit.” “Yeah,” Steve agrees, worrying at his bottom lip, and rubbing at the back of his neck. “That can’t be good.”
Steve and Bucky become spirits and Tony blames himself (which he shouldn’t but thats Tony for you). I love this fic a loooot! (and i wanna hug tony a loooot too)
Difficult Conversations by Yumekiumono Mature, 34k HYDRA had brainwashed their Asset into silence, and then muzzled him to boot. It's not that surprising that Bucky no longer considers talking to be one of his strong suits. So why does he keep having to have difficult conversations? Or, the road to loving Tony Stark is never an easy one.
!!! Man! Tony/Bucky is strong in this fic, but also Steve is there and he is cute. Ive read some WinterIron fics with a similar plot, but the fact that this is Stuckony makes it 100% better. 
Don’t Say It by Bibliomaniac Teen, 35k Tony Stark is autistic and nonverbal. Which is fine, obviously, except for it means that Steve and Bucky don't have his words, and it only takes him a few minutes to decide they don't need to know he has theirs. That's also totally and definitely fine, until he goes and falls in love with them.
So. Fuckin. Good! Soulmate au. Its a must read fanfic. For real. The pining and the angst. Gosh, Tony is the best fuckin person. He doesn’t deserve all this pain.
Eagles by Spqr Teen, 6k Natasha presses her hand over her heart, and – Tony has heard rumors, that her skin is blank, or that she killed her other half, but he doesn’t believe them. “They deserve to know, don’t you think?” “They’ve been together for ninety years, Nat,” he says. “They’re practically married. There’s no room for me.”
Gosh!! Another soulmate au. Me addicted in them? yes. This one hurts more. I think i really cried while reading it. But has a happy ending so its worth it! 
From Winter’s Cold by 27dragons Explicit, 64 Thanks to one of Thor's crazy stalkers, Tony finds himself stranded in the past. If he significantly changes the course of history, he might never get home again. The choice, when it appears, turns out to be not nearly as difficult as he might have expected.
I simply love this fic. One of my personal favorites! Tony is taken back to 1945 and he finds no one other than.... Bucky. Go read! 
Liebestraum No.3 in A Flat by Daecyan_Shikoba Teen, 10k I humbly request to the pianist: Liebestraum No.3 in A flat
Im actually just doing this rec because of this fic. sfdjnsdkjfsn i love it SO much. Pianist Tony has a crush on his neighbours and has anonymous requests to play the piano. Its great. This fic is so relaxing to read.  
Long Distance by Notevenclosetostraight Explicit, 44k At the end of a bad day, Tony gets drunk and texts Rhodey all his woes. Except he typed the wrong number, and has been texting someone named Steve– who is blond, 28, teaches art and somehow charmed by Tonys drunk rambles.
Go read!!!!!!!! Its cute, full of sexy times and fluff. 
Hands by ezazahaz Teen, 1k He pushed harder, feeling the suit start to crack under his metal hand, the arc reactor giving way. Just a bit more force, and it might push through the grafted skin and false sternum that had replaced the device that had once been a part of the man. This time, instead of saving the man's heart, it would crush it, and he could never hurt Bucky again, never hurt Steve again. Bucky has a nightmare.
I know this one is smoll. But! it’s full of emotion and hurt/comfort. It’s cute. Mostly Bucky/Tony
Hollowness by amobisan Explicit, 63k It feels like a hollowness, when Tony first realizes. First sees. And the first thought, the first thought his useless, traitorous, genius brain can come up with was "At least this time when he leaves, it wasn't your fault."
So. Many. Feels. Tony is so selfless and sad it’s painful. But there’s also so much fluff!!! And a Lot of sexy times. 
How Good You’ve Got It by Orphan Account Mature, 2k Tony was only trying to work on deciphering Loki's power signature, which admittedly what Steve would call 'poking an angry brown bear with a pointy stick'. But if he could just- Shit. It wasn't supposed to do that.
Goddamn. One of my favorite fics!! I’ve already reread this like, three times. It’s small, I know, but the plot? Incredible.
Me through Him to You* by sahiya Teen/Explicit, 71k “You’re sick, you need someone to look after you. This mission could take a couple of days, and I want you in one piece when I get home.” Tony sighed. “Why do you care?” Steve’s mouth twisted unhappily. “I hope that’s the fever talking.” He stepped closer. “When I get home,” he said, so quietly that Tony didn’t think even the nosiest of their nosy friends could hear it, “we’re going to talk, all right? Until then, please let Bucky look after you. Consider it me looking after you, through him.”
First fic: sick fic, sick fic, sick fic!! Fluff!!! Love! Second fic: all. the. angst. you never knew you needed, with ahappy ending, tho. 
Not Like That At All by Catchclaw Explicit, 8k One last gig. That’s what Steve tells himself this'll be.
Hilarious! I s w e a r it’s so funny. I mean- theres a lot of smut that happens but the end? comical. And sweet. Go read!
One Date Wonder by Arukou Explicit, 20k Every week, the same guy comes into Steve and Bucky's diner and every week, he's got a new date on his arm. Guy just can't seem to catch a break, and after a particularly bad date, Steve and Bucky start taking matters into their own hands to help him out.
Sweet, cute, fluffy! Poor Tony I want to hug him :’( Amazing Diner!Au, a must read.
Pretend You Don’t Know Me!  by Aknightofagoodking Teen, 16k Peter forgets that his class is taking a field trip to Stark Tower. Tomorrow. ["So you want us to pretend we don't know you that well?" Mister Stark asks, looking somewhat unhappy. "Yes! Exactly! Pretend I'm actually just an intern. Can you do that for me, please?"]
Ok, so this focus more on Peter. But Stuckony as Peter’s dad? Isn’t that just the best thing in the world? 
Scientific Heresy by Antigrav_vector Mature, 34k In the process of running the particle accelerator in his basement and fixing the arc reactor, Tony finds himself flung into the past where he has to take on a fight not his own if he wants to get home to stop Vanko. At least he had a chance to replace the old rector that had been killing him with the new one before everything went sideways... But now he has no choice but to face off with family, friends, and old heroes, and none of that sounds remotely appealing. Well, okay, getting to meet them all during their glory days kinda does.
AAAA Ok, I love time travel stories, so i might be biased a little, but this is the best!! There’s a lot of action scenes which are great and engaging. It’s a must read. 
That Damn Flight Suit by Orphan Account Explicit, 2k James and Steve make a very interesting discovery about what really is under the Iron Man suit. Cue awkward boners, oblivious Tony, and slightly possessive super-soldiers who really don't want to share his...assets... with the world.
I mean- It’s smut. 
The Sex Shop Around the Corner by sadieb798 Mature, 16k Tony really hates his job. When he tries to figure out what he wants to do next, Tony decides that instead of making weapons for war, he should make things for pleasure. So he decides he's going to open his own sex shop.
cmon, tell me this isn’t the best au out there. skdjfsdkfsn but for real tho, the fic is full of fluff, some pining and kind of a mis communication? perfect. 
The Shirt by Sailorchibi Explicit, 3k How an impulsive decision that Tony made at sixteen and an equally impulsive decision that Tony made at forty-three combined to have the best outcome ever.
Smut. Again. But its damn good as well.
The Stories We Write by Notevenclosetostraight Mature, 33k A question at an interview leads to Steve and Bucky discovering fan fiction, and after piles of coffeeshop au's and fake dating tropes (and screaming over ABO fics) they find an author that writes some of the best fics they've ever read-- reader inserts starring a dark haired, dark eyed male reader as their shared love interest.
This fic is so freacking amazing!! Steve and Bucky are such nerds. Tony is mostly unaware until--
Thats it!!! Hope you enjoy reading them all :) If you want more, you know where to find me ;)
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starkerforlife6969 · 5 years
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Peter’s a new CIA agent, Tony’s already been an agent for few years, they keep trying to outdo each other for missions and eventually hate fuck? no obligations to write it of course, only if u like it
I loveeedddd this prompt!!! We need more bamf Peter in our lives. 
Tony doesn’t need the coupons to the Chinese restaurant on the edge of town.
He doesn’t need them because he’s Tony Stark. He’s one of the best CIA agents (albeit, a bit of a maverick, but Fury must love it really), a genius, and has enough money to bid on antique cars in his spare time. He’s not some struggling college student doing suverys online to earn a few bucks.
He doesn’t need the coupons
But that’s not the point.
The point is, he’s always won them. Every month. Every month since the birth of this stupid game.
It’s just a bet between the field agents- who gets the most cases completed within each month wins. It’s fun. It’s fun because Tony always wins. He’s always way out in front because, quite frankly, he’s brilliant and he can always sweet talk Pepper into writing up his case files for him so he doesn’t have to bother about any of the actual boring stuff.
“Better watch out,” Rhodey grins, shovelling noodles into his mouth as he sits at his desk on their lunch break. “The new guy is catching up to you and fast.”
Tony glares but doesn’t say anything. The new guy in question is the newest agent- he’s only joined formally four days ago but already, he’s solved 3 cases. Tony’s sitting fairly comfortably on six, Rhodey’s on 2 and Steve is on 3. But Steve’s had a whole week to get three- this new guy has had four days.
Peter fucking Parker. Tony had lusted after hated him the very second he’d laid eyes on him. The man- no, no the boy, because he looks obscenely young. He’s all fresh faced and wide eyed in a way that suggests he’s just stumbled out of a forest full of fairies into the blinking sunlight and he is not fit to be an agent.

Not physically, obviously. Physically, Agent Parker is quite the specimen. He’s all lean muscle and compactness despite his smaller stature and he has quick, clever eyes and a half smile that Tony absolutely refuses to even think about.
“Are you talking about Peter?” Steve chirps cheerfully, looking up from his stack of paper work (because of course he’s working at lunch). “I was on watch duty with him last night. He’s a great guy, we should invite him to our Saturday poker games.”
“No.” Tony snaps immediately, “We are not doing that.”
Steve sighs. “What imagined slight is it now?”
Rhodey chuckles. “Tony’s scared the new guy-“
“His name is Peter.”
“-is gonna beat his case record this month.”
“I am not worried about that.” He grumbles, getting up and refusing to give them the satisfaction of watching him squirm. “I have six. He has three. That’s double. I have double what he has and I am not worried at all. Okay?”
The door to the bullpen opens and Peter walks in; all vested up and clearly about to leave to- to what? Close another fucking case? He’s a vision in black combat boots and the bullet proof vest and and he looks slightly trepidatious but happy to see them. “Hey guys, is Fury in his office?”
“Yeah, I think he’s waiting for you.” Steve says because he’s a friendly traitorous bastard and Tony might just have to uninvite him from their weekly poker nights.
“Cool, thanks! Woah- are those noodles? They smell amazing.”
Rhodey grins, holding up the box. “Best in town.”
Peter turns to wink at Tony, voice dropping to a whisper. “I’ll have to try them. I love Chinese.”
Tony stares after him; gaping. “Did you hear that?” He hisses, turning to Steve and Rhodey as they stare up at him in confusion. “He just- he just threatened me!”
“What?” The blond scoffs, “you need more sleep.”
“No, he just- he insinuated that he was going to win this month. I heard him. That little bastard thinks he can outdo me his first month here. Well,” he laughs, shaking his head determinedly, “he’s got another thing coming. I’m the best agent in the whole goddamn CIA-“
“That’s debatable.” Rhodey interjects, but Tony does what he usually does and ignores him.
“-And some bambi-eyed little fucker is not better than me. No one is.”
Steve mouths ‘bambi-eyed’ to himself and Rhodey shoves another load of noodles into his mouth.
Tony works hard because he likes to succeed. He works harder knowing that there’s some competition. He buys Pepper a new handbag and employs another task team and cracks down on two drug lords in the top 100 list and Fury gives him a, well, not quite a smile, but an almost smile and Tony is feeling pretty damn good.
Until he walks into the bullpen to see the board.
Peter’s on 12.
He stares at it, and then someone is clapping his shoulder and it’s the little shit himself. He’s clearly on desk duty today, in a smart white button down and he looks surprisingly soft. “Sorry, buddy,” he says cheerfully, but he doesn’t sound sorry at all. “I know you’ve been working really hard.”
“Okay, little boy blue, first off, I’m not your buddy.” Tony begins, shaking Peter’s hand off him and turning to stare down at him. The boy looks up with a cocky grin; eyes alight with glee at Tony’s tone like he enjoys this. Like seeing Tony all riled up and angry is part of his, no doubt, evil plan. “And second, you’re experiencing what’s commonly known as beginners luck. It will inevitably fade, as will you, in the face of my far superior intellect.”
“Oh, wow,” Peter breathes with mock-awe. “I can’t wait to see that, Agent Stark. Is your superior intellect the amazing-“ he squints at the board, “five cases you’ve sold? Five is- wow. It’s a prime number, you know. But you probably already knew that. What with being a genius and all. Is 12 a prime number? I don’t think it is but,” he shrugs faux-bashfully, sliding his hands into his pockets and smirking with his ridiculously pink mouth, “you’re the one with the superior intellect so I wouldn’t wanna intrude.”
Tony wants to punch him.
He always wants to kiss him. Just a little.
“You’re like a young me.” He says instead, “think you’ve got it all, and you know what, you almost do. But there’s only one thing better than a young me, and that’s an older me.”
“I am completely lost.”
“You will lose.” Tony snarls, storming out of the room and feeling the amused weight of Peter’s gaze on his back the whole way.
Unfortunately, he’s underestimated his competitor.
Pepper’s gone.
“What do you mean you’re gone?” He nearly wails into the phone, and she laughs.
“Tony, really, it’s only for the next two weeks. Peter was so sweet giving me his spot on the Bahamas mission. Really, it’s lovely here. Oh, we’re staying at the most gorgeous resort.”
“That little shit.”
“What?”
“He’s played you, Peps! He’s playing us!”
“Tony, please. He’s such a sweetheart. Oh! You should invite him to one of our poker nights and-“
“I’m not going to invite him! He purposely drove you away so you wouldn’t be here before the month ends! Don’t you see? It’s all a plan. He doesn’t want me getting any more cases closed because then he’ll lose the coupons.” He rests his head against the wall and wonders when his life got so hard.
He can hear the ocean behind Pepper’s exasperated voice. “Let me get this straight. You think Peter Parker is manipulating you and everyone around you so that he can get coupons to that Chinese place?”
It sounds ever-so-slightly ridiculous when she says it like that. “That’s about the gist of it.”
“The food there isn’t even that good.”
“It’s not about the food, it’s about the principle! Long story short, I need you on the next flight back home.”
She sounds fond, but firm. “Goodbye, Tony.”
“Pepper, I am being serious-“
“I will buy you Chinese.” She insists, before he’s left with the dialling tone.
Two weeks. He has two weeks.
And he really goes for it. He ends up writing out a lot of his own cases himself, pulling all nighters and burying his head in the rhythm of it all. Steve even feels a little bad and takes a few papers off his hands to help him while Rhodey watches and makes jokes. He manages to talk Fury into giving him a third task team and though managing three separates ones is like juggling with swords and snakes, he manages to do it.
He’s spread thin, but as the month draws to a close he’s broken his own personal record. 21 Cases Solved.
Actually- he follows Pierce out onto the balcony, he should be able to make that 22.
Pierce is in no mood for games, but Tony’s got backup on the way and a gun in his hand, even though he really doesn’t want to use it. It’s a cold night and the other man is clearly petrified and Tony fucking has him when-
Pierce drops to the ground solidly and behind him, is a very smug, annoyingly pretty, Peter Parker.
“Hiya, Tony,” Peter grins breathlessly, kneeling down to cuff Pierce’s limp form. Peter looks a little flushed, his nose red from the chilly air, but triumph is radiating off him in proud waves. “You looked like you needed a little help.”
Tony shrugs, trying to look casual and not like he’s shocked that Peter is here. “Whatever. It’s still my case.”
“I don’t think so, actually,” Peter says, with the falsest sympathy Tony has ever heard. “See, I actually already had my inquest into being the chief lead on Pierce’s tail, and because I filed it before you did- Fury approved me and not you.” He presses his lips together, looking like he’s desperately trying not to laugh. “I’ll tell him how much help you were, though.”
Disbelief and anger is coursing through Tony’s veins. But still, there���s no way that-
Peter gets to his feet, hauling Pierce up with him. “I think this makes 22.” He says happily, winking at Tony. “We were neck and neck, but I guess, in the end, the better man-“
Tony’s had enough. He swings wildly but Peter neatly ducks the punch and drops Pierce’s body on the floor.
“You’re a sore loser,” Peter points out, positively beaming. “See, Agent Stark, if you ever wanna make a good impression somewhere, you have to beat whoever’s at the top. I gotta say, I thought it’d be harder.”
Tony is so fucking attracted to this little shit. “Harder?” he spits, “You just said we were neck and neck.”
“Yeah,” Peter hums, rocking back on his heels, “but I wasn’t really trying. You’re very nice to watch when you’re working. Such intensity. I like your hands.”
Tony manages to resist the urge to look down at his own hands. “I hate you.”
Peter throws his head back with a carefree laugh. “That’s too bad. It’s gonna make dinner awkward.”
Pepper’s right about the Chinese place. The food isn’t very good.
But somehow, eating it with Peter and watching him pay with the coupons he definitely cheated to win, makes everything taste just a little bit better.
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