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crimes-self-ships · 2 months

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did a bunch of expression practice w my guys lol

expressions from here

#hhhhh i have to add the closeups in the rbs bc of mobile image limitttttt #why is the image limit different on mobile and desktop….#a crimes original #art of my f/os #crimes art #rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷#blushing raven #<- need to get him some emojis…#songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️#the sweetest murderer 🧡🪚💋#the town emo #<- him too #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛#not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙#hand in distorted hand 💛🌀🚪#force of habit 💜🐰🔪#bite me (affectionate) 💚🦇🗡#the doll in the wall 💚🧸🎹

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crimes-self-ships · 10 months

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frederick 🤝 my s/i

“i am going to help you with your trauma but you can’t help me with mine”

#two bitches who will get involved with other peoples shit wayyyy before they admit to having emotions themselves #‘oh that mustve been hard for you’ ‘it’s fine really. what about YOUR thing though-‘#an ouroboros of deflection #rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷

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crimes-self-ships · 11 months

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oh god oh fuck oh shit i saw a single gif set of a character i haven’t thought of in a while and it’s reactivated a part of my brain fuck no i can’t do this again

#a crimes original #rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷#<- I CANNOT FUCKING DO THIS AGAIN

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crimes-self-ships · 2 years

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…thinking about intentionally annoying my f/o(s) as a goof and them kissing me and playfully telling me to shut up……

#hhhhhhhhhhh 😳#f/o imagines #i simply would stop functioning. my brain would have to reboot #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️#force of habit 💜🐰🔪#not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙#rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛#rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷#yes i will tag all my mains actually i love them

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crimes-self-ships · 3 years

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anyway the current mood is

#would you believe this this about the mystery character i’ve mentioned being in denial over #listen i think a lot of things are just adding together but i’m Emotional #like i was looking at other stuff his actor has done so i could either use it as inspo for headcanons/looking at images of him in outfits he #normally doesn’t wear so i can imagine him in Normal Clothes n stuff #and the actor played robert in a production of company and like. i’ve never seen company #i just know it as ‘that musical being alive is from’ and i hadn’t even heard being alive fully #that was until a few minutes ago where i found a recording of him singing so i could be like ‘owo what’s his singing voice like’#and like... i can get emotional over fictional media but i don’t cry at it. i‘ve only cried at one fictional thing in my life.#but oh boy i got damn near close there. i don’t even know the context of the song or anything it just fuckin hit me #and like maybe it’s because it relates to the potential f/o character and i’m emotionally attached to that one #or maybe it’s because his performance was fucking amazing and i’d never fully heard it so i was surprised it lived up to the hype #or maybe it’s because it’s late at night and i get more emotional at night #honestly it’s most likely because the song is really relatable and is in fact one of the main reasons i selfship in the first place #like dear god that song was so relatable it hurt #but i think the other reasons contributed #but sad boy shit aside. i now know my potential f/o has a good singing voice #he doesn’t have the vibe of someone who would ever sing but yknow #the more you know!#rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷#a crimes original

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crimes-self-ships · 2 years

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my f/os as memes i have saved part two

yancy

shōta

habit

dark

frederick

#f/o memes #a crimes original #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️#rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛#force of habit 💜🐰🔪#not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙#rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷

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crimes-self-ships · 2 years

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i love showing up to memes a few months late uwu

#shō is ‘why is he on the list’ because he’s the only non morally-dubious character. how dare there be a hero on here.#this is a villain and/or criminal f/o list wtf get outta here with your being a good person #f/o memes #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️#not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙#temporary calculester tag #cotton candy colonel 💗🔫🍸#rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛#force of habit 💜🐰🔪#write our story 🖊️👀⚾#blushing raven #rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷#ahhh i need to come up with a calc tag and give julian some emojis;;;;#a crimes original

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crimes-self-ships · 3 years

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i got bored. might make more for my mha s/is idk

-???maybe??? i mean he’s an immortal… thing?? even if he hasn’t been in one before he would’ve still just known more through like. osmosis.

-once again he is immortal so he obviously can’t die but he probably also wouldn’t let me die so :/ i’d be more likely to but he’d yell at me if i tried

-shō confesses first but only because he hears from somebody else that i like him

-frederick does NOT do chores but he IS rich and would hire other people to do them for him and then judge me if i tried to do any myself

-he would 100% try to sacrifice himself but the writers have a running joke every season of doing something to him that should kill him but instead leaves him alive just in pain so he wouldn’t be able to actually die

i also didn’t do the age bit cause only shōta has a canon age. no one else does. i mean, frederick is in his 40s but that’s as specific as it gets for him.

#force of habit 💜🐰🔪#songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️#not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙#rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛#rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷#lmao looking at the pics i chose of them now… really sells how all of them are just grumpy and tired and then yancy is just :3 #dude is a golden retriever in a group of tired mangy cats #and all of them together… this is what i mean when i say my type is morally grey funny guys with dark color schemes!!#a crimes original

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crimes-self-ships · 3 years

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i love these photos of them. it looks like they both showed up at the same party uninvited and having the worst day imaginable

#blood tw #they’re just so like. exasperated and disappointed #well frederick is more confused than disappointed i guess #neither of them are having a good time #rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷#force of habit 💜🐰🔪#pics of my f/os #pov frederick just walked in on habit doing a murder and now they’re listening to me awkwardly trying to introduce them to each other #a crimes original

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crimes-self-ships · 2 years

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okay. all my s/is quickly summarized. nothing more than a paragraph each.

yancy: both s/is follow the ahwm timeline where they ended up getting caught after robbing a museum

s/i 1 chooses to stay in prison, has a bit of a slow build relationship with yancy but really like. it’s as much of a slow burn as two touch staved hopeless romantic theatre kids that live in the same building and are surrounded by theatre kid friends who want them to get together can be. this s/i doesn’t try and do anything that’d get them to stay in prison longer so yancy has to decide whether he wants to stay w the prison fam or try and leave with his datemate and it’s sorta angsty but mostly v fluff

s/i 2 breaks out, same way as in ahwm, and keeps coming back for visitation. much longer slow burn and the angst of yancy deciding whether to go on parole or not comes sooner but when he does eventually get released it’s just v fluff

dark: both follow the theory that y/n (the character. look if you know markiplier lore this makes sense but if you don’t uh. the story is in first person and the viewer is the pov character and they have no name so. fandom calls them y/n.) is still the same as the DA, honestly don’t remember if that’s a theory or canon at this point but yknow, so like just, both s/is are DA!y/n post breaking out of the mirror

s/i 1 remembers being the DA and goes out of their way to find dark & wil again. dark sort of tries to avoid them to try and focus on taking mark down but it’s hard when he has two idiots trying their damndest to get to him. s/i eventually gets through to dark by convincing him that they really want revenge on mark too and that they can help. since they now are working together they have a bit of a slow burn as they sort of come to grips with their feelings while trying to focus on revenge instead

s/i 2 doesn’t remember and only ends up finding dark bc they become friends with some other egos, namely bing and eboy. dark is super uncomfortable around them since he remembers them but they don’t. they end up getting a crush on him as they slowly gain their memories back and as much as dark doesn’t want to admit it he’s sorta always liked them

frederick just has the one lol

s/i is the. whatever the gender neutral word for niece/nephew is of will, and they and their dad, will’s brother, come out to visit him in s1. they meet fred while on a walk with will and it’s just. rivals at first sight. immediate nemesis banter. true “i was hoping for a battle of wits but i see you’re unarmed” “your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” energy. but even with the playful rivalry (that they both find more fun in than they’ll admit) s/i is one of the few people who actually care and go out of their way to see frederick when he’s injured and their insults sorta get less intense and it slowly builds from there

habit: these two don’t have anything in common story-wise lol

s/i 1 met habit when. well. he killed them. but emh has reincarnation shenanigans and s/i had been dabbling with occult stuff beforehand and ended up remembering their past life. (slowly regains fragments of memories from ~15 y/o up and then suddenly it all comes back to them at ~20) they start seeking him out again and again and eventually they sort of start talking and they’re both like huh. okay. weird that this is happening. wtf do we do now. and s/i just sorta starts. hanging out with him. bit of a slow burn enemies to friends to lovers but it’s pretty cute

s/i 2 wasn’t a part of the actual main emh crew but just ended up getting picked up by them along the way. ended up getting a crush on habit and absolutely suffering bc of it until he confesses and they end up just sorta. moving into his house and nopeing out of the plot. like nah not dealing with slenderman y’all have fun with that. (s/i doesn’t know but along with trying to figure out how to deal with stick in the mud he also is trying to figure out how to make them immortal. s/i doesn’t realize they haven’t really been aging until an embarrassing amount of time)

shouta: this is where it gets complicated. as if the prev ones weren’t. details on the quirks of the s/is on my carrd.

s/i 1 is. okay all the prev s/is have been me but for shouta i feel the need to clarify this one is me. and quirkless. they move to japan while still leaning japanese and end up getting rescued by shouta during a villain attack, who promptly introduces them to mic because of the language gap. s/i befriends mic and they start hanging out, which means they end up bumping into shouta a lot and developing a crush. mostly just mic suffering bc his two friends like each other but neither will listen to him and make the first move. he and nemuri try their best but s/i and shouta are just so stubborn. they eventually crack tho

s/i 2 is freddie. they’re quirkless and design costumes and gadgets for pro heroes. they also dress up as a villain named night rogue every saturday night and go to the top of their apartment complex where they do such heinous crimes as minor vandalism or destruction of property. they sort of have a. okay weird comparison but sort of a doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus relationship with shouta. they enjoy the time together tho neither admit it because it breaks the illusion. sometimes they just hang out without crime. eventually shouta becomes freddie’s client and freddie is sorta panicking bc oh boy the only person who knows my villain identity is now interacting with my civilian one oh god what if he finds out. he doesn’t until they tell him tho.

s/i 3 is mortis. they’re an assassin with a heartbeat related quirk. they get hired by UA to try and combat the LoV and shouta is fucking pissed that a hero school would hire a fucking assassin. he routinely shows up to be a dick to them and they’re just like. okay. anyway. incredibly slow burn enemies to lovers.

s/i 4 is raine. they’re an ex-pro hero with a love related quirk. they went to UA with shouta and mic but they moved away afterwards to pursue the hero business in a different city. they move back some years later when they quit after finding it too overwhelming. they end up becoming roommates with nemuri as they look for work and that’s how they meet shou (and mic) again and yeah childhood friends to lovers

s/i 5 is parker, they’re an art thief villain with a cat themed quirk. they’re a catgirl. they’re a cat burglar. they make a lot of puns. think cat woman if she were a fuckin dork. think cat noir if he were an adult hot flirty lady. flirts with everyone but then doesn’t get why shouta doesn’t understand that they mean it when they flirt with him. became a villain as an act of rebellion against her overly supportive parents bc she wanted to be edgy but they still support her. as a civilian they’re an egirl influencer. shouta hates it so much when he eventually starts liking them

s/i 6 is cameron. they’re quirkless and work at a cat cafe. they’re mostly nonverbal and struggle a lot with people but they’re able to slowly reach out to shouta since he frequents at their work. a bit of a slow burn but nowhere near as long as any of the other s/is. they catch feelings pretty quick but it still just takes a while to gather up the courage to admit that, but they still wait for him to make a first move which he only does after like, almost a year

#a crimes original #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️#force of habit 💜🐰🔪#rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷#not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙#rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛

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crimes-self-ships · 2 years

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