#rich of them to talk copyright lmao
Favourite Stream Moments:
Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Friday 27th of November
Dream Smp today! (it’s gonna be a weird one today)
Greedy greedy phil is back!!! For the higher donos now
Merch Store is closing! Black Friday store code though, use BFCM10 for 10% off!
Lmao Phil and Ponk said hi to Tubbo at the same time
Phil removed the austrains sign on the banned board
Wilbur is a vengeful spirit today, and told Phil to check out some areas
Karl made a school out of Phil’s upper floor???
Phil may have to use the gun
Tubbo wants to make a panic room, given that all (former) presidents have died in l’manberg so far
Phil reminded him of the last panic room
“Why is there a penis?”
The signs are funny though lmao
Things I’ve learned from chat: that thing was supposed to be a strip club?
uhoh ghostbur has joined what will he do
he just showed up and immediately went invisible
Lol Phil is taking down every sign Wilbur places and Wil just,,, hit him with a fist lol
Tubbo struggling a bit to read Wilbur’s sign and getting mad when Phil is just,,, trying to support him lmao
“Oh my god! My horse is following me!” (Ghostbur was sitting on the horse lol)
“you and tommy like the tree, three got yeeted”
“you and tommy like the view, view got yeeted”
“is that fox smoking”
tubbo really is already getting corrupted lol “let’s go debt collecting”
chat is starting to spam “techno is right” lol
“i feel like i’m a really good tour guide” tubbo literally while phil is spinning around in confusion
“your taxdollars at work” as tubbo raids eret’s castle and hbomb’s stuff
chat is either spamming “TECHNO WAS RIGHT” or “STEAL FROM THE RICH”
“when the government helps people, pog. when it doesn’t, which it has multiple times on this server, not pog.”
“well if it helps anything, I have a cheeseburger” (in respons to the previous point lmao”
wilbur just,,, following them around in the background lol
In front of the prime church: “Say the line, phil” “worship and prayer” (tubbo actually meant the prime sellout speech, but phil’s chat sells out for him)
(why does the prime picture miss another piece every time i see it?)
“the sooner you take your armour off, the sooner there will be season 5”
Phil wants to add water to the creater until it looks like venice! Rain is turned off, so he’ll add a layer every month or so
a skeleton made an attempt on tubbo’s life lol
and then ghostbur scared him by shooting the bell right next to him
UHOH A CREEPER BLEW UP THE WALL THAT SEALED OFF THE BUTTON ROOM AND GHOSTBUR IS NOW STANDING IT THE BUTTON ROOM
“we can’t lie, he’ll find out” “uhhh no, no I think we can”
“i dont want serious talks thank :)”
“oh this skeleton is getting on my tits”
(why is this post today exclusively quotes? my apologies)
tubbo is struggling so hard with his xbox game bar thingy
“it’s fine you’re old you don’t need kneecaps” when phil took fall damage lol
“this whole operation is in shambles”
Lmaoooo Tubbo went to bring his plate downstairs and asked phil to entertain his chat and phil just,,, put a pufferfish in front of tubbo and dug straight down to look for lava
phil is still in the denial phase of wilbur fucking a salmon lmaooo “no it’s a shapeshifter!”
Today in poetic justice on the dream smp: the panic room for the newest president being constructed out of obsidian mined from the flag the last president made
“you’re the A-S-S! you’re the ass!” (this means advanced secret service, btw)
Chat is now spamming ASSZA
Tubbo now also realised the potential for assza lmaooo
Tubbo stopped after falling down into the panick room and getting stuck there lmaooo
chat spamming “FIX THE LANTERN” and phil not trusting us lmaooo (we were right)
phil is old he took a two hour nap today with kristin lol
momza is calling it a pancake coma lmao
probably hardcore again on monday!
On the way to the nether to grind some ancient debris
Phil will fix the lmantree if people in the discord will send him reference pics!
rip the twitter employee
1mil vid on the way! he recorded a bunch for it yesterday and is editing now!
LMAO PEOPLE HAVE SAID PHIL LOOKS LIKE ED SHEERAN
aww tubbo’s stream crashed :((
(also psa stop spamming streamers to vc other creators, they can just contact each other if they want to and it’s up to them to do so, not you)
MOMZA IS NOW ALSO CALLED MRS MINECRAFT
pog the discord has already posted lmantree pics and they are helpful but also very small lol
phil is fixing the lmantree now!
every time the tree is visible the entire chat just becomes “o7” lol
a dono went “just burned down an orphanage” and phil going “technoblade?”
TECHNOBLADE BANNED LITTLEECHNOBLADE BC THEY SAID THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE TECHNOBLADE IN THE STREAM
“and it’s gonna be me kid, banned.”
LMANTREE LIVES ON ANOTHER DAY
what does lettuce juice taste like?
phil called us “absolutely feral” like,, what did he expect?
he’s taking screenshots of the tree for future times when he undoubtedly has to fix it again lmao
there’s a certain irony in phil going to get more wood right after fixing the tree
phil thinks that the rubber ducky looks like it has a black eye bc of the blush lmao
(cant unsee now)
Philza minecraft, the man who fixes creeper holes and also yeets an entire riverside bc he needed dirt
“Oh gosh I wonder what happened here” looks at obviously a bed bombing for debris
Minecraft fact of the day: Fire has an improved hitbox! so you can break fire from below now.
rip Quackity just joined and is sad
phil tries to reassure quackity he doesn’t need women
quackity: “you just want to see me die alone dont you”
meanwhile phil is trying to recover his debris from a tower of lava
and chat is having a lettuce cult, lead by momza
multiple ancient debris POG (literally three seperate chunks but theyre all like four blocks away from each other??? why does the game love him so much
ALSO POG THE MCC TEAMS WITH QUACKITY AND FUNDY AND PHIL AND WILBUR
aww momza came by to celebrate getting ancient debris AND BROUGHT HIM A PLATE OF LETTUCE AS A SNACK LMAOOOOOOOO
oh no he’s eating it with the echo mic on :(((
C R U N C H
MORE ANCIENT DEBRIS HOWTF
techno is punching air right now lol
it’s potato vs lettuce vs corn now, potato led by techno, lettuce by momza, and corn by someone in the sub chat?
momza really is just even more chaotic than chat is lmao
are lettuce puns just gonna be a thing now? also they’re all literally just “let us” it’s just one pun ):
also sand cult is back due to the lettuce thing
FOUR ANCIENT DEBRIS TOGETHER POG
LIKE TWO STREAMS AGO PHIL WAS POOR HES RICH NOW
ITS FIVE WHAT
*confused internal screaming*
“this one is gonna be useless anyway” *attempts to craft the bed upside down* AND STILL FINDS A PIECE OF DEBRIS HOW
also phil apparently also once after a night of drinking just,,, took out a head of lettuce and ate it
(bc brain went hungry+thirsty, let’s fix both!)
also his entire family was sat next to him and it took them like, 20mins to realise he was eating a head of lettuce
S P L A S H (at request of phil lol)
...there’s just an xray mine? someone needed content lol
TUBBO RAID POG
people are just telling lettuce/cabbage stories now
honestly one of the funniest thing about the dream smp is phil stumbling upon other people’s mines, bc 10/10
Reasons why fast food sucks in the uk/europe: There are laws to stop companies from selling food that will kill us
(and that exact stuff tastes REALLY GOOD)
whoop lore time fundy needs to talk
eret didn’t show up when he was supposed to
SALLY WAS AN ACCOUNTANT?
fundy angst go brrrr
also phil is still bed bombing in the background lol
*insert sidemen joke here*
fundys first interaction with vikkstar was vikk pushing him off a bridge rip
phil will step in, seeing as eret seems incapable and values sleep over fundys life lmao
fundy asked if phil had a spare bed and phil just started crafting one lmaooooo
aww fundy is moving in with phil!
FUNDY WANTS TO GO FISHING
FISHING STREAM POG
KARL HURT LMANTREE???
LAMO TUBBO JOINED THE VC LITERALLY AS FUNDY STARTED WATERBOARDING THE VILLAGER
*que “now he can’t breathe”*
lmao phil took the water from fundy’s water buckets bc he wouldn’t sto pwaterboarding jeff
tubbo is now voicing jeff as fundy continues to waterboard him (and it’s honest both hilarious and horrifying)
“fundy, have you been stood up for adoption?”
oof wilbur just came on
phil is now telling fundy what happened at the button
TUBBO JUST MADE A CILLIT BANG JOKE “BOOM AND THE DIRT IS GONE”
oof ghostbur is literally haunting them as phil told fundy how his father got killed by him
“i feel like i’m failing to read the room here a little bit” oh really tubbo
phil and fundy: going on an emotional fishing trip
ghostbur and tubbo: haunting and getting them dmca’d
TUBBO ATTEMPTED TO FIND A NON COPYRIGHTED GHOST BUSTERS THEME AND ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED BABY SHARK
FUNDY JUST CAUGHT A SALMON
“now both your parents are dead” tubbo no
Also fishing tutorial starting around 2:50:00 lol
Ghostbur really is attempting to fix things with fundy huh
WILBUR JUST IMPLIED HE WAS GETTING HORNY FROM FUNDY HOLDING A SALMON LMAOOO
Phil had to mute himself he completely lost it lmaooo
b o o
fundy ran away :( (ghostbur called him “my little champion”)
FUNDY IS CANONICALLY ONLY FOURTEEN WHAT
“phil you like severs dont you” “not really no”
“well I am swimming in shit all the time. join me”
fundy’s back! and trying to have a serious talk
phil is just there lmao
him side-eyeing lmaooo
tubbo joined just to whisper “this is like watch a tv show” lol
Ghostbur really just went “i gotta go talk to tubbo now”, went invis and ran away huh
phil just in f5 staring into the camera lol
tubbo is trying to make it fun again and fundy is just,,, frozen and traumatised
“lemme just get the president out of the hole”
SOMEONE IN CHAT REALLY WENT “TUBBO IS DYSLECTIC NO WONDER HE CANT READ THE ROOM”
Phil is just such a dad huh “focus on yourself”
B O N K
Tubbo thinks he owns fundy now and is attempting to (re)name him why
and just put him in a minecart and pushed him off the platform as part of an adoption ritual?
AND PUT HIM IN A CHAIR AND BONKED HIM IN THE HEAD AND LOGGED OFF
“well that was weird. that’s the president i guess”
(i give it a month max before l’manberg is destroyed again)
“it’s reverb” that means it’s funny”
Tubbo is doing the dudududuuu theme he’s got going during this whole thing
annnnd now we’re back to the dream song lol
They’re just clowning dream now lol
(lanusky’s stream last night was fun lmao)
it’s the new tubbo moment lololol
rip tubbo’s twitter replies
they’re gonna start the filling with water part now!
tubbo went to the dentist
TUBBO STILL HAS FOUR BABY TEETH WHAT
ALSO 420SUBS AGAIN WILL WE GET BLEND W WELL SEE
“did you keep the receipt?” tubbo at phil about the teeth that were taken out
it frustrates me how well tubbo actually sings wow
YES TUBBO PHILS INTRO THEME FOR STREAMS IS SUCH A BOP
every time tubbo plays the dream song phil speeds up lo
and tubbo is attempting (threatening?) to adopt fundy again
I FLOODED THE DREAM SMP (NOT CLICKBAIT???)
TUBBO OUR HERO YES LETS GO
have we done the deed
dream smp starbucks name suggestions: tubbucks/l’starbucks/l’manbucks
ohh end of the stream bc tubbo wants to record something? (the hint phil gave fundy was “AAAAAAAAA”
Double raid with fundy!!!
tubbo is shaking with rage at that? apparently he thinks ranboo is evi lol
See y’all on monday again!
(momza says eat your lettuce!)
also rip ranboos stream, boy just got like 38k additional viewers to the 2k he had lmao
(both follower and sub goals made in like 5 mins)
check out ranboo if you have time! he’s fun and currently running for president of lmanberg 2021 lololol
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fndjdndn y’all are really liking this pair aren’t you. honestly my work here is done. or not, bc I have another 17 prompts still lmao
No. 31: “Why don’t you go put on something pretty for me?”
cw: birthdayyy shenanigans, nothing’s official about russ’ birthday so I just used hic’s irl one - which would make both of them arieses??? I know literally nothing about zodiacs but my astrology friend likes to scream about them bc she dated one too many. anyways. I have this habit of making porn I try to write fluffy and fluff I try to write porny and in this one the Emotion jumped out
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Sometimes still, the sheer luxury of living with Russell Taylor is a little overwhelming to Mac, whose fond childhood memories mostly include survival training in the woods and cobbling together improvised knick-knacks out of trash. And it’s true, his boyfriend is a decadent bastard if he’s ever seen one; no point in having money if you don’t use it every now and then, as he likes to say.
But this is the side of Russ most people don’t get to see - the side where he’ll tag along to any gritty outdoors adventure with a spring in his step, where he’ll go on hour-long science benders just to argue the semantics of a question Mac randomly throws out into the room, the side where he grins up at Mac with a happy twinkle in his eyes and accepts his steaming cup of Earl Grey as eagerly as if it were the nectar of gods. Russ is over the top and whimsical, yes, but sometimes, he’s also delightfully simple, and Mac loves him for it.
“Here you go-”, Mac smiles, watching how Russ blows out across the steaming liquid, carefully lowering himself to the mattress their bed as he takes care not to burn his fingers. He keeps one eye on the clock ticking away in the corner of their bedroom, watching as it closes own the last ten seconds to midnight, warmth blooming in his stomach when it officially marks the beginning of April 17th. “-birthday boy!”
Taking care not to upset either of their cups, he leans forward to press a light peck to Russ’ lips that quickly turns into a not-so-light French kiss, because of course it does. When he pulls back again, Russ is smiling up at him like Mac’s hugs all the stars in the sky, carefully scooting over to make room for him on the mattress.
Mac sets his cup down onto the nightstand, preferring his tea a little on the cooler side as opposed to his boyfriend’s strange belief that it should be no less than absolutely scalding, and burrows in against his offered side with a quiet huff of satisfaction. “Thank you, love”, Russ murmurs, pressing a gentle kiss to the crown of Mac’s head before he sips at his tea leisurely.
Mac’s eyes flutter closed almost against his permission, but what can he say - Russ Taylor’s chest makes a great pillow, especially unobstructed by clothes as it is now. He lets his fingers ghost over the dark, wiry hair there, and breathes in the rich scent of the vanilla shampoo Russ loves so much.
“We’re getting old”, he whispers after a while, the corners of his mouth twitching at the silent laughter that rumbles through his partner’s chest underneath his cheek. “Sure, talk to me again when you’re cracking forty, darling”, Russ teases, tracing the naked length of Mac’s spine with the warmth of his palm, leaving goosebumps in its wake. Nuzzling the tip of his nose against the relaxed muscle of his left pectoral, Mac mouths wetly at a nipple, just to be a little shit. It gets him a gentle pinch, as well as a quiet groan of bloody menace, no wonder my beard’s graying on me.
“Three years ago you threw the most decadent, champagne-drenched birthday bash Spearhead’s ever seen”, he points out, craning his neck to look up into warm brown eyes, watching how Russ drinks the tea that took Mac several years of dating to perfect. But the result is worth it; having a native Brit claim his blend as a personal favourite is a high honour, especially for an anti-talent in the kitchen like Mac. “And you fucked me seven times in the span of like three hours, in every position known to man. Before I fucked you in the middle of a hotel fountain and I’m pretty sure half our coworkers got an eyeful.”
Rolling his eyes playfully, Russ swallows a generous gulp before he tucks Mac more firmly into his side, almost pulling him fully on top of him. The soft cotton material of their boxers rubs against naked skin pleasantly, ever-present heat simmering lowly in Mac’s gut. “Three years ago I didn’t say things like ‘my back’s not what it used to be’ or look forward to Saturday night marathons of Murder, She Wrote, dear.”
He drains his cup, Adam’s apple bobbing hypnotically, and when Mac blinks his brain into coherence again the cup is already back on the nightstand, his partner smirking knowingly. “Could probably still screw you good and proper, though”, he rumbles, sliding warm, calloused fingers around the back of Mac’s neck to curl them into the roots of his hair at his skull and apply just the slightest bit of pressure, so that Mac just has to kiss him.
“Hmm, no, seriously”, he says, voice rough and throaty as he wiggles on top of his boyfriend, pushing the sheets down to his knees. Mac leans forward, hands placed squarely against the headboard next to Russell’s head, brushing their lips together teasingly. “What’s your birthday wish, old man? We’ve got plans for tomorrow, but surely I can do something more than just Earl Grey for you tonight.”
He grinds down against the hot clutch of Russ’ groin against his own, cock still mostly soft, and watches how his pupils dilate, hands sliding down across Mac’s naked ribs to rub at his thighs. “Well, now that you say it... Why don’t you go put on something pretty for me?”
Self-assurance that almost dips into arrogance really is a lovely look on Russ, Mac thinks dizzily, undulating his hips more firmly as he feels his partner push back against the swell of his ass. An amused smirk plays at his lips, even as he leans forward to nip at the bearded jut of his chin. “Pretty as in suit or the lace you got me for Valentine’s day? Or maybe the white silk piece you like so much...”, he muses, heart squeezing tightly in his chest when it has groaning lowly, catching Mac’s lips in a tongue-heavy kiss that does nothing to help his coherent thought process.
“You know that you don’t need to dress up for me to desire you, right?”, he rasps, wrapping strong arms around Mac’s middle in what feels like never-ending miles of skin-on-skin contact. Mac squeezes his thighs against firm hips, has to push down on the suspicious burn in his eyes. His cheeks are a lot cause.
“I know, sweetheart”, he murmurs, sliding his tongue teasingly across Russ’ bottom lip. “But... I like doing it. For me and you. ‘sides, you’re gonna get plenty of skin in that anyways - dunno that it even qualifies as clothing.”
A hot puff of air ghosts out across Mac’s mouth, and Russ rubs his bristly cheek against Mac’s smooth one teasingly. “You have a point as always, dear. Just wanted you to know - fountain sex or not fountain sex, silk or no silk, I love you.” He leans back, groins still grinding together softly, good and hot and more of a background noise in its familiar ease to the open vulnerability Mac can see shining in dark brown eyes. “With all my old-boring-man-ness, Angus, I do love you. So much.” It’s quiet, barely there thing, touching something deep in Mac’s chest.
“You’re neither old nor boring, Russ”, he murmurs, smiling into the kiss he presses to warm, spit-slick lips. “But I love you when you do boring old man stuff too, for the record. I love watching Murder, She Wrote with you in this bed as much as I love riding your cock.”
Russ’ laugh is low and rumbly, but Mac can hear the passing note of genuine, deep emotion in it, and relief. “That’s poppycock, sweetheart, I’d be a little miffed if Angela Lansbury made you moan like I do.”
Throwing his head back on a laugh that shakes his whole body, Mac wraps his own arms firmly around Russ’ shoulders, beard tickling at his neck that his boyfriend presses against. “Alright, fair, there might be a slight preference one way or the other.”
He slides out of Russ’ lap a little reluctantly, the comparatively cool bedroom air not nearly as satisfying as his partner’s skin on his own. Though the sight is arguably worth it; his favourite person in the world, sat up against their headboard, hot and hard in his boxers just for Mac, palming himself in anticipation. “Stay right there, birthday boy”, he grins, and pads off into their walk-in closet with the feeling of brown eyes burning Russ’ mark into his skin.
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I found u though Dickroy but I’ve found myself really enjoying ur Arrow content, can I get like a mini explanation of them?? Talk to me like I’m someone who has never read one of their comics pls, I’m mostly batfam orientated but I’m looking to expand.
sure thing! i’m only going to talk about the pre-flashpoint arrowfam else we’ll be here all day
→ so there’s ollie our patriarch, though honestly he’s more of a cranky grandpa figure than a dad figure lmao. and he’s green arrow but more importantly he’s a hippie who happens to be a vigilante also. not the other way around trust me. a rich boi like bruce, but unlike bruce ollie’s conflict has always centred his guilt at being so privileged. he fancies himself a modern robin hood. big old leftie. also, he didn’t grow up with loving parents or an alfred like bruce did so he’s suuuper independent to a fault. hence his biggest flaw is forgetting that other people do, in fact, need companionship. his family tends to find him, not vice versa. think... the grandfather from heidi or silas marner lmao you get the vibe
(also side note, there’s a lot of well-intentioned ollie hate out there so here’s my handy dandy masterpost debunking all misconceptions about him)
→ uncle hal - he’s ollie’s best and only friend. the green lantern book was dying in the ′70s so denny o’neil (rest his soul) brought ollie into it to create the green lantern/green arrow arcs that started their team-up and also sold like hot cakes because of how political and progressive they were for their time. so hal’s pretty much been officially-unofficially arrowfam ever since. since you’re a batfam stan - hal is to the arrowfam as clark is to the batfam
→ dinah lance is our matriarch, and this is where shit gets a little typically comic weird. dinah started out as one character, the black canary of the jsa, and clark moved her from earth-two, to earth-one (don’t even ask). so when she and ollie first got together, he was actually half her age, and she had been married once already. and then they retconned that dinah into two dinahs, dinah drake of the jsa and dinah lance, her daughter. ollie is dating that second one (and no he’s never dated her mother thanks la la la i can’t hear you). she’s the brawns in their teamup, an expert martial artist and a meta, impulsive, volatile, so so full of heart. feels everything strongly, uuh for better or for worse. ollie’s special pet name for her is “pretty bird” and if that sounds familiar it’s because apparently it gets used in batfic as well and i demand to sue that name is copyright arrowfam usage only gdi
→ roy harper is son boy #1. ollie was not dating dinah when he took him in. roy, whose dad was a forest ranger who’d died trying to stop a wildfire on the navajo reservation in arizona, got adopted by the tribe. being anglo however, he never felt entirely welcome there - and even his adoptive father, brave bow, realised if anything happened to him roy might get kicked out. so when brave bow learned he had a terminal illness, roy was sent to live with ollie. again - don’t let the hate fool you, ollie and roy love each other to bits. but, when ollie lost his fortune (oh yeah did i mention ollie loses his fortune) he became even more preoccupied in social justice advocacy than he was as a college kid (oh yeah did i mention ollie was an activist as a college kid) & went off with hal on their great american road trip... without inviting roy along oops. ollie had assumed that roy - being around 18 or 19 at the time - would be as self-sufficient as ollie was as a youngster. but roy is a lot more sensitive than ollie and missed him a lot. (which is why the anti-ollie propaganda makes no sense - if roy never cared about ollie - then how did ollie’s alleged neglect of him bother him to that extent? pick a narrative...) so for comfort, roy turned to heroin abuse. when ollie finally came back and found out about it, he didn’t react well, and punched roy for it. shitty move! so it caused a rift b/w them for a while, with ollie being guilty about how he treated roy, and roy being angry about the whole situation. they don’t reconcile until after ollie dies - oh yeah did i mention ollie dies... dw though he gets better - and comes back to life, after which everything’s cool though, ollie’s still extremely sorry and roy has very much forgiven him for everything. they’re a rare mentor-sidekick team, in a lot of ways - but most of all in that roy gets to call him “dad” two whole times on-page gasp. personality-wise roy is laidback, flirty, playful, the bad boy trope and then later the good single dad trope
→ jade nguyen is a villain (her alter ego is cheshire) whomst roy met and had a one-night stand with while they were both undercover, as a result of which, jade got pregnant. & since roy is borderline canonically aromantic, & therefore, does not return her feelings for him, she hides this fact from roy, as revenge - so that roy would never meet his daughter. through a long series of events though, roy, with the help of the titans, meets lian and takes her from jade (yeah he uh. kind of technically kidnapped lian, actually), but the pair are friendly with each other, bad writers failing to do their research aside. he doesn’t love her in that way but he definitely gives her what shes due as the mother of his daughter. lian gets to see her sometimes and very much loves her mom (again, bad retcons aside...), also jade is half-vietnamese
→ lian harper is baby and roy’s daughter. nothing bad ever happens to her no! haha i don’t know what you mean she’s alive and well and oh so happy
→ connor hawke is son boy #2. he’s ollie’s biological kid, but ollie didn’t know of his existence (bad retcons aside--) at first. when ollie first killed somebody, he went to a buddhist monastery to get his peace of mind back & it did help him so the next time he crosses a line re: killing he goes there again. he meets connor, but connor doesn’t tell him he’s his son - and when he finally does ollie dies not long after. so they don’t get to bond until ollie is resurrected. connor is an angel p much, very gentle very level-headed very friendly. it’s hard to imagine his dad is someone as abrasive as ollie lmao, connor’s a cinnamon roll. he’s what other people in the dc universe think dick is, probably (bc lbr dick actually has quite a vicious streak). oh yeah he’s also a buddhist if you hadn’t gleaned that already, from the monastery mention
→ sandra “moonday” hawke is connor’s mom, she’s afro-korean, and. a bit of a cloud cuckoolander? in the most charming way. i’m not even going to attempt to summarise her history here b/c it’s absolutely wild the shit she gets herself into, what a space case icon. she dated a supervillain once & didn’t even realise f
→ mia dearden is the second speedy and ~the child of ollie’s old age~ she was a runaway from her abusive dad, & got taken advantage of & pimped out by the guy she was living with as a teen, on top of it. ga ollie saved her from one of the men she’d been sold to, and took her in after the incident gave her the courage to leave her pimp. she’s plucky and fun-loving and an all around sweetheart. oh and she’s hiv positive as well
→ robert queen ii is ollie’s other biological son, born from r*pe (see below)
→ shado is an archer-assassin for a powerful yakuza who fell in love with ollie & upon realising ollie would never leave dinah for her she decided to “take” a son from ollie, so she could have a part of him (meaning she r*ped him while he had been delirious from medication). it’d be doing shado a terrible disservice to only mention that poor storytelling choice though, because she’s a great character - forced into a life of killing when she’s actually incredibly kind-hearted and wants nothing more than to be free from the yakuza’s control. i don’t consider the r*pe incident to be canon, personally, but i have to mention it so we can include poor forgotten robert queen ii on this list
→ sin lance is dinah’s ambiguously southeast asian adopted daughter - but her inception is also highly problematic, see here
so - that is the preboot arrowfam! please don’t ask for recs yet i swear i’m in the process of making a list
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Okay so they’ve been active since 2016 so there’s a lot of things, these guys are crazy- in a good way. So here’s a list of iconic moments starring the crackheads that are Zona $ul (long post ahead)
When they made that livestream to promote their brazilian debut but ended up getting drunk and playing truth or dare, Wasabi licked the toilet, Dani admitted to cheat on a past girlfriend then cried about it, it wasn’t a great night- but very entertaining for b-rkidz
When, at their first concert, they invested in a special stage just so they could cover “Dally” by Hyolyn and kill their fans when they figured out the boys didn’t change a single thing from the original choreography
Or when they found out a girl was following them around so they went there and took a selfie with her, then reported her for following them
When Wasabi started calling their fans “cookies” in the middle of a livestream and wouldn’t notice until 3 lives later when he found a tweet about it while trying to find memes
“WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME??? WHY???”
When someone said Bolt’s legs were long and he went “You wanna know what else is long?” but didn’t finish the sentence because Dani hit him and covered his mouth
That time Bolt basically came out posting a stories with the rainbow flag edited on his face and the caption “lmao me” and 15 minutes later uploaded a video saying he was actually straight and his romantic preferences were his business
… and nobody believed him most international Rich Kidz will meme about him being gay
Wasabi was speaking korean at a variety show and the hosts mocked him for speaking slowly and he just started rapping in korean really fast
When they wanted to dance to a KARD song during a live event and pulled a random fan to complete the right lineup
When, during a live (I think it’s kind of obvious how wild the go on lives now), they started twerking at brazilian funk music and the live was taken down because of copyright
They’re basically the CEOs’ biggest headache, but they love these boys so it’s fine
Wasabi was doing a house tour (yes, during a live) and accidentally showed Bolt coming out of the shower with only a towel on as he screamed “PEGA BECO RALA DAQUI CARAIO-” multiple times
Or when their aunt scolded them, again in the middle of a live, because they were being too noisy and she was trying to sleep, they continued it by doing asmr
They also covered 2NE1’s “I Am The Best” and have always stated to be big Blackjacks. The thing is, 2NE1 noticed their cover and posted online about how much they liked it, next thing rkidz know Dani posted a stories of his teary eye and a caption “omg the Queens noticed me i’m in tears guys”
Bolt wasn’t as vocal as his brothers about 2NE1 so when a fan asked what he felt about them he just said “I noticed one thing me and Park Bom have in common! We’re both 99% leg”
Rich Kidz love to photoshop Bolt to be just his legs and head and he dies laughing at them
When they tried recording a Minecraft gameplay and they ended up not posting it because there was a lot of swearing, when they talked about it, it turned into an argument about how Wasabi can’t play and Bolt had to carry the team on his back, no one knows what they did in game
And lastly, when Bolt replied to a mean comment saying “morra nego ney” and everyone but b-rkidz got sO confused
Or that other day when they went to a music show and there was confetti and both Bolt and Wasabi were running around behind other idols trying to eat the confetti mid air-
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( airi suzuki, female, she/her, bang dream! girls band party! ) * &. i know it must be scary for you, kanon matsubara, after not surviving the takeover. to turn into someone like ichika nonomiya, a twenty-two year-old clerk at ‘sno problem, right here in castle town. just remember that you are as kind as you are anxious, and to be wary, be safe, be true to who you are : heroic through and through. ( mage / she/they / 21 / est )
(( Yes hello hello again! It is Mage, who decided that she wanted to play her BABEY Girl, her sunshine, her DAUGHTER!!!!!!! I care abt Kanon so much I can only hope I portray her half as good as she truly is. Also YIKES I WRITE A LOT LMAO… but she’s my baby so I have to… tw for food mention! ))
Before The Snap - KANON MATSUBARA
She’s a 16 year old drummer in the band Hello, Happy World!
She’s an anxious, quick to tears girl with a heart of pure gold. When she gets stressed out (so, VERY OFTEN), she says “fuee”.
She was going to give up on drumming, and was about to sell her drum set, when the lead singer of HHW, Kokoro Tsurumaki, convinced her to jam out with her. This event made Kanon realize how much fun she had drumming, and because of this, she sees Kokoro as a real-life hero.
In my personal headcanon, Kanon almost gave up on drums because her little brother made a joking comment about how she never really touched the drum set, and Kanon started to worry that she wasn’t good enough at all for it.
Made friends with a baby penguin.
Her favorite animal is the jellyfish, but she loves all marine life.
The band consists of Kokoro Tsurumaki (vocals, rich as hell and has the energy of a thousand red bulls), Hagumi Kitazawa (bass, sporty tomboy who hates seeing anyone lose and has zero thoughts), Kaoru Seta (guitar, the Best Lesbian, literally has to do a wedding photo shoot with another girl and Kaoru was dressed up as the groom, another character canonically has a crush on her), and Misaki Okusawa (DJ, tired 24/7 and the only one in the band with a functioning brain besides Kanon, unfortunately has to DJ in a fur suit named Michelle, and only Kanon gets that Michelle and Misaki are the same person).
Kokoro taught her the chant “Happiness, Happy, Magical”, which fills Kanon with courage when she chants it, helping her do what she has to. It’s not magic or anything; she just thinks about how Kokoro saved her by (in her eyes) being brave enough to talk to a stranger dragging drums in the street.
Despite her anxiety, she actually works at Copyright Friendly McDonalds.
She has a pretty good memory, able to recall huge orders and can repeat them back without messing up once, or can remember tiny details about what someone’s wearing.
Kanon’s sense of direction is terrible. It’s so bad that she can often get lost while walking in a straight line. Often, Kaoru has to come and lead her in the right direction. Despite this, she can always find her favorite cafes from how they smell. It’s pretty much her anchor point.
Kanon has gone to every cafe she can find and not get horribly lost on the way to it. From tiny hole in the wall places to a special 3D latte art cafe, she loves them all, but her favorite always will be the local Hazawa Coffee.
After The Snap - ICHIKA NONOMIYA
Kanon did not survive the snap, so now… meet Ichika!
Personality wise, extremely similar to Kanon; anxious, but kind. Ichika is a little bit more extroverted than Kanon, enjoying spending time with friends and not having to be dragged to fun activities. She still says ‘fuee’, not nearly as frequently as Kanon, though.
She’s still into drumming, spending some time at The Record Scratch looking at the drum sets, and sometimes, if she’s lucky, playing them.
Now, she works at Sno Problem, which is still as stressful as ever, but nothing she can’t handle.
Her memory is still good, but she has to write something down in order for it to really stick.
Ichika’s life is very… unnoteworthy. She grew up in a lower middle class family, as the little sister to an older, extremely distant brother. She never really got to know him, although all the memories she has with him are positive, but knew of his garage band, trying to make it big without the record labels. Her parents were often working late hours, so Ichika had a lot of free time. She spent it reading any books she could get her hands on, and listening to her brother perform in the garage, although he would often be away “on tour”.
Because of her reading, she became a massive bookworm, going to libraries and running them dry of any book that caught her fancy that day.
Ichika learned drumming from her older brother. It’s one of the few times he’s gone out of his way to spend time with her, and she adores it. Whenever she plays, she feels connected to her brother.
Her family life isn’t terrible, but she does wish she could be as close to her mom as some of the YA heroines seemed to be with their moms.
She adores the sea, and will often just wander around near it, but she has to have a landmark near her, or else she may wander off and never find her way back.
She started going to school for marine biology, but nearly dropped out after the first sememster because of her work load, and it nearly burning her out. Talking to the college, they let her take on a much lighter work load, while making it clear that she would not be graduating on time. That was fine with her, because that meant she could spend a little bit more time really getting to know herself outside of books and drums.
When she’s not at work, school, the beach, or Record Scratch, she’s usually found at any of the eateries around town, nose buried in a book. Her favorite place is Beans Beans Beans, and she always orders the same thing, a small black tea with perhaps an illegal amount of sugar and cream in it.
She is often seen with a scrunchie around her wrist, almost like it’s just a bracelet. She wears one at work to tie her hair back. Lately, though, she’s taken a shine to a particular one that seems very floral…
She has a stuffed dog named Eve. This has nothing to do with anything I just think it’s vital you know she has a stuffed dog named Eve.
Also her name has a subtle reference to who she really is: ichiKA NONomiya
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You're defending friki and demonizing HBO. But wouldn't you be angry if someone spoiled your fics?
Interesting question. Of course I’ve considered it. This is gonna be long, so keep on reading under the cut.
In short: yes, I’d be goddamn PISSED if someone spoiled the end of my fics, ofc. I’m not questioning that. The reasons why I’m defending Friki are the following:
-HBO wants to sue Friki. They want to take him to court. You know, if they had only censored Friki (no suing) and had the right grounds for it, I, as a creator, would probably be on HBO’s side. No one wants their creations to be spoiled. The thing is, they want to sue him with no legal grounds for them to do this (copyright infringement is when you PUBLISH an author’s work without their consent—eg. leaking the episode, the script, etc.). Friki just talks about what will happen (and often in cryptic ways). HBO says he’s attacking their commercial interests. This isn’t true either. Those who read spoilers will watch the episode anyway. But sadly in this world (and especially in their country—the USA) if you have super expensive and powerful lawyers you can totally win a case that may even seem lost for you (if you don’t believe me, watch The People vs OJ Simpson lmao). So my problem here is that this is unfair. It’s unjust. It’s coercitive. Okay, let’s say it’s my fanfic. I’d strive to shut up the person who wants to leak the ending of my fic, but unless they leak the actual chapters I’m not gonna sue their asses by saying it’s ‘ESPIONAGE’ (when he’s just the messenger and not the snitch), by hiring someone to say that they’re the actual owners of his videos (they hired a guy named David El Arreglador to say that all of Friki’s videos were his and that Friki was stealing his identity…how are HBO saints here???) because guess what, no legal grounds. This is what bothers me so much, the richest of the rich can do whatever tf they want because they can.
This leads me to the argument that bothers me the most. This has exposed how easy it is for someone powerful to censor something from the internet for a month (the time it takes to respond to Friki’s appeal). It doesn’t seem alarming now, but if it were a political issue? A war issue? Hmmm....
-Friki isn’t running everywhere spreading the spoilers like it’s the goddamn apocalypse. He spoils those who want to be spoiled. He starts every video by saying DON’T SHARE THIS WITH THE ONES WHO DON’T WANT TO GET SPOILED. And, again, even those who get spoiled will watch the show (in fact, they are HUGE fans like me who just can’t wait). So again, no commercial interests being shat on. I, for one, will read spoilers whenever I can because I’m anxious as hell and they help me sleep at night. I know this isn’t everyone’s case, but not everyone has to read the spoilers.
Is it okay to spread spoilers? No. But he’s not spreading anything. He’s sharing them with those who want to read them. Is it okay to wrongfully accuse someone of espionage, identify theft, and all these other lies HBO are saying? Yes. And, as opposed to spreading spoilers, those things are actually illegal.
So yes, if my fics get spoiled, I’d be angry as fuck. I’d try to solve it in a legal way, though, not with deceit and lies and wrongful legal accusations. Two wrongs don’t make a right.
Whether you are in favor or against spoilers, you can’t deny this isn’t a fair match. I can’t be on HBO’s side.
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Watch “Love O2O” with Me!
welcome back to another episode
we left off last with erxi coming off the bus and weiwei running to meet her!
i have my water, my potpie is in the oven, my phone and laptop are blugged in
as the honorable mark lee says, lezgeddit
asldkfjalds theyre already arguing again i lvoe it
the dramatics between the two i love them i love it
xiaoling’s family got money money
OH MY GOD MOOD ERXI
alkdsfjs xiaoling reeally said “oh heelllll nooOOOOooo-oh-oh”
let the girl enjoy her eye candy oh my god
i hate that erxi is wearing plaid
like ok we get it
youre setting her and photo boy up as love interests
what is erxi looking out of??? the faucet??
who is she calling? what about her internship how is that oging
ugh this guy again
what debts could she owe this guy
BITCH WHAT THE FIVE GRAND
i hate this guy
oh is he rich rich too
the way that shes doing the same thing she teased weiwei for alkdfjasjd
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK BROT HTA IS NOT HOW YOU POICK UP A CAT YOU NASTY HO
its name is coffee T.T cute cute cute
why is he paying her if she owes him moneyyyyy???
i wonder if im gonna hate this actor in the other show hes in
i wanna say goblin but i dont remember what its called
why the fuck do he wash his cat every three days
she really do just be leaving i love her for that
what in the fuck is a drop rate
my braincells do not be worlking
weiwei really do just be dragging this man ugh we have to stan
september and fish bowl i lvoe them
my brain hurts
boy i will kill you
love that her facial expression was “...and?”
i like the receptionist woman she’s nice
ew its this guy
hate tihs man so much
bc he’s not xiao nai is
oh my god this woman appears to be nicer to erxi than she was to the other group
why do she be getting so much money
erxi please stop talking outloud
loh my god i am FEELING THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT
shes just on social media im deceased
what in the fuck is going on
oh my god thats so ???
why is nana back??
i thought they said fuck her
i knew he was a rat
ziyiyi?? is that who he’s working wit???
fucking huge if true
he has been
but feels guilt about it
september fuck that’s a good shirt
he get sneezed on
i hate that he isnt covering his mouth when he sneezes
boy just go home
september i am propposing right now
september is such a good person what the fuck
ajsdkflajsdlkj they are
my favorite platonic relationship
nai is gonna beat september’s ass i can feel it
side note: DAMN DOES NAI LOOK GOOD FUCK THE STYLISTS DID FANTASTIC UGH
yang yang, sir, you are a visual indeed
i would once again love to be nai F(X) HELL YEAH BOY
even though we don’t hear it
eywes on the road
im so sad i just realized theat we didnt hear f(x) bc of copyright or something fUCK
he wasn’t wearing shoes
WHY ARE WE ZOOMING IN ON THE FEET PLEASE GOD NO
no you aint
the other SHUT UP THAT WAS SO CUTE I CANT STNAT TEMM
KISS KISS KISS KISS
ugh talking e.e
no he hasnt
KISS KISS KISS????
THATS THE SHIT
CAN SHE STOP LOOKING LIKE A DEAD FISH OH MY GOD
WE KNOW THAT HES HOT AND PROBABLY A GOOD KISSER IM SUING
aww okay the end of that scene was cute tho
oh??? are we gong to see her in his clothes FUCK
what is she in? what the fuck why is that bathroom so nice???
BOOOO WE DIDNT SEE HER IN HIS CLOTHES
why do he be dressing like a hot boy im sick
kodak said i am no. 1 naiwei shipper fuciking fight me
ooohhh the subtle shade at glasses
oh my god what
why did you have to drag him outside to ask if she’s sick
GOD NAI I AM PROPOSING RIGHT NOW
HE LITERALLY ALL BUT SAID THAT GLASSES WAS A BASTARD UGH WHAT AN ICON
god im looknig
those pants are good
erxi is a woman of many talents
why is weiwei hiding?? *eyes emoji*
OH MY GOD BITCH
OH MY GOD SHE HAS A HICKY I
OH MY GO D
GET IT HELL YEAH
OH MY GOD
he really made out with a sick girl
oh my god
not at how she called him xiao-ge
she said its gamer time
ugh their stupid phone games i hate them
hes also like so smitten tho fuck i hate them
damn she said it’s snack time and no one will prevent it
ohhhhh blacksmithing in the game
i missed tht part
why is erxi so sleepy?
she missed her spot lmao
as if you have any right to talk photo boy
you wore the same shirt like 12 times in a row fuck all the way off
yes you are
do not do anything stupid
here he is doing soemthing stupdi
ifjhre weiwei really said skrrt byeee
iconic of her
and thats the end of the episode!
thank you for watchining!!!
stay safe and stay healthy <333