Bruce: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Tim: We don’t hate him, we just want to play with him.
Jason: Especially his head.
Bruce: Children, do you think I love the baby more than I love you?
Jason and Tim: Yes
Bruce: do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children must die?
Jason: Isn’t that what happened to me when you got Tim?
Dick: He’s got you there...
Damian: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A BABY!
Batman is always prepared for anything.
Batman: Urban Legends #2
Nightwing #89 Previews
"Effective for distracting children at emergency scenes.''
Batboys/ Robins as canine/dog shifters AU
My favorite Dick Grayson headcanons:
Absolutely knows how to walk in heels
Super tactile. Loves hugs.
Gives really bad advice (is this canon? Depends on how you define "bad")
Dresses like he lives in the nineties. Or the seventies. Nothing in-between.
The absolute best listener in the entire batfamily, besides Cass.
Casual show-off, doesn't really realize he's doing it.
Cheerfully forces you to accept his help.
Child at heart, but also dad friend.
Has a stuffed animal collection.
Are all of these made up? Idk, I don't read nightwing comics.
Gives the best massages. Acrobat hands, you know?
DC comics culture is watching fifteen thousand different versions of Batman’s parents’ murders and his subsequent gritty and dark descent into vigilantism when all you want is fifteen minutes of him interacting with his seven and a half adopted children in an even vaguely healthy way
Introducing your boyfriend to your family and immediately regretting it because they’re assholes.
Don’t worry they actually approve of him, they’re just being mean to Tim for the fun of it.
Dick and Dami hugging… The thing that we all want but DC won’t give us.
Made this for Halloween as request on IG so let’s pretend it’s not November yet
*Jason and Duke Standing on the roof*
Jason: “Duke, the baby weighs 10 pounds, and the cannon ball weighs 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?”
Duke: “I’m still on fractions...”
Jason: “Which do you think?”
Duke: “the cannon ball?”
Jason: “Very good. But which one will bounce?”
Duke: “the baby?”
Jason, ominously: “theres only one way to find out...”
Damian, tied up next to the cannon ball: “Honestly, fuck you guys.”
Bruce, annoyed with the antics of his children as he opens the window: “Universe send me a sign if I shouldn’t adopt anymore children!”
Damian, landing in his arms: Hello Father.
Superman: Son Of Kal-El
Cover by Travis Moore
Bored in Wayne manor or smth idk I just wanted to draw dick doing smth weird and vaguely gymnastic …