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ratsdontmurder · 9 months
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nickismyspiritanimal · 7 months
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No one in the history of fumbling has ever fumbled so badly as Richard Hendricks
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bv99 · 8 months
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☀️🌧️
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bitchardhendricks · 3 days
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After a long hiatus, I'm back swimming in SV waters. Time to finally publish the Tulsa fic on AO3. Chapter 1 is up now! ***
“I just need a fucking break. I need...I think I need to get out of California.” Richard pulls himself up into a sitting position, his knees tucked under his chin. He can hear his mother’s voice in his ear and his stomach flips. Resting his forehead on his knees, he heaves a deep sigh and says, “Will you book a couple of tickets to Tulsa for the weekend?”
“I’d...be happy to, Richard. And you,” Jared clears his throat, “you ah, want two tickets for...?”
Richard looks up, perplexed. “You and me. That’s, I mean, you’ll come with me, right?”
Jared blinks, and his eyes and his smile become watery, but he holds himself together remarkably well. “Of course, Richard.” 
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andtenderly · 23 days
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jarrich even in 2024 is something that can be so personal because it’s like you are the face of my escape from everything that has wronged me. i do not know my own birthday. my skeleton is my body and my body is my home so i’m never alone, but looking at you makes me feel more at home than any house i have ever lived in. i knew we would be forever when i tucked your dangling foot back into bed while you were sleeping. you wrong me again and again but your presence is my salvation regardless. i am happiest when taking care of you. i will do your nails how i learned on the street as you tell me about all of your worries. please need me how i need you. i tell you i love you and you look horrified. we will always find each other.
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weirdlittleberry · 11 months
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Jared mimicking Richard
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code gay?!
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shady-swan-jones · 3 months
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Silicon Valley fic Masterlist
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Hallfoyle, mine:
Schrödinger's cat 
"First you say ‘I like you’ as if I haven’t spent the last three years watching you being a mean sarcastic asshole and not caring about anyone’s feelings. Then you add ‘not like that’, disappear, and proceed to never mention it again. And go to extreme lengths to avoid me. So, for fuck’s sake, Gilfoyle, what is your deal?” -/- Monica is furious. Gilfoyle falls back on science and philosophy as a way to address his feelings. Naturally.
The Road Not Taken 
Laurie offers Monica everything she ever wanted if she goes back to Bream-Hall. But is it too late now that she's helming Pied Piper? Did she make the right choice, risking it all for a dream and a New Internet?
What Are You Waiting For 
Gilfoyle has the chance to write the algorythm that will make him post-Pied Piper famous, the king of System Architecture. Monica has received an offer she doesn't share with the group. But why do they both procrastinate when they're faced with what is, arguably, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? -a short fic about holding back
This Guy Fucks 
There were a number of instances in the last year that left Dinesh Chungtai utterly dumbfounded. Yet, nothing came close to surprising him more than seeing his satanist buddy leaving a cup of coffee on Monica’s desk like it’s normal Gilfoyle behavior. - a Hallfoyle story
Don't SCRUM it up, Gilf 
“At least I didn’t put my girlfriend in prison because I was too much of a pussy to break up with her”, Girlfoyle grips. Dinesh pauses, the beer bottle halfway to his mouth. “At least I had a real girlfriend, instead of stringing someone along while mooning over a girl who doesn’t even bother to reject me”.
Hallfoyle:
Can't Keep My Hands Off Of You by ShyRomantic
Gilfoyle and Monica were having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves, they keep getting caught but they just can't bring themselves to stop. Their friends handle their passions in the best way they can.
Attractive Opposites by Ariana (ariana_paris) [complete]
Gilfoyle likes Monica. Monica doesn’t like Gilfoyle. Or at least she doesn’t until she knows he likes her. Not that she wants a relationship with him, of course. They are complete opposites, after all. But you know what they say about opposites…
Halloween Hijinx by ShyRomantic
Pied Piper decides to throw a halloween party for the office, blow off some steam. Monica might have forgotten her costume but Gilfoyle has a trick or two up his sleeve that might help, and Dinesh might have a full meltdown in the process.
I Like You by DialandyouShallReceive
Takes place after "I like you" happens in 5.08. I love these weird nerds.
together_a five times prompt by blackfodder 
Gilfoyle and Monica are in a relationship. People find out as time goes on.
Perfect Illusion by Ariana (ariana_paris) [c]
Monica urgently needs a plus one for a school friend's wedding. Since nobody suitable is available, she takes Gilfoyle.
Only the Good Die Young by ProgramasaurusRex [wip]
Monica's a Catholic. Gilfoyle's a Satanist. Both of them are confused.
Running a Half-Cryptonomicom by Ariana (ariana_paris)
Set during 6x02. Monica is upset about something and Gilfoyle's ego is slightly bruised.
Purgatory by Cole88 [wip]
Gilfoyle has convinced himself that he is content. Monica disagrees. Sort of.
National Anthem by violet_saturn [wip]
Pied Piper's CFO and Systems Architect haven't interacted much since their victory over the 51% attack. Will Pied Piper's first 4th of July party change things?
Jared/Richard:
The Weight of Us by  @onequartercanadian
The Uber Kidnapper had been on the loose for two years, using Uber to abduct unsuspecting passengers who are never seen again. His last three victims were in San Francisco and Palo Alto. When Richard is his latest victim, Jared stops at nothing to find him. Especially when he realizes what his true feelings for Richard are.
Set It Up by @iambickentameter
In an ingenious attempt to occupy Jared's time, Monica and Gilfoyle take increasingly extreme measures to set him up with Richard.
work friends who live in their workplace by iknowandimsorry
After Pied Piper fails, Richard doesn’t travel. He goes back to the Hacker Hostel and rots. Jared goes with him.
I like me better when I'm with you by @seasiderendezvouss [c]
Hiring Jared was supposed to be a simple act of revenge. Richard would poach him to get back and Gavin and that would be it… at least, that was supposed to be it.
One Last Chance by Ilsistemaperiodico
They may finally find a way to make Son of Anton works.
the curve became a sphere by darklips_paleface
Richard needed space to figure out how to talk to Jared again, how to let him know that Richard wasn’t some tech messiah anymore and that Jared needed to stop treating him like he was something special when he was just some guy now. Or maybe he’d go on this whole global adventure thing, and Eat Pray Love himself into being a better person, a better friend. Here's hoping.
i'm sorry, okay? by lohoron [c]
“You have to take care of your cuticles, Richard,” Jared had whispered kindly, “Such a beautiful person like you should have the neatest cuticles in the world.” Richard had brushed it off. Another Mr. Potato Head of Beautiful People comment. It wasn't a big deal. But he felt a swelling in his tummy he can only describe as gratitude.
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lost-in-ace · 2 years
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i CANNOT BELIEVE that jared compared himself to mary magdalene and richard to jesus
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ohitsscribs · 2 years
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silicon valley fandom come back babe i miss you
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feldmanshome · 1 year
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OK, I'm an AU-maker, so I present to you the Silicon Valley AU!
Richard works for Hooli, and what about Jared? Jared isn't an employee in Hooli, he's a project in Hooli.
P.S. Richard gave him this jacket to hide the Hooli uniform (the Hooliform, huh?). But I have some concepts for it. Do you wanna see them?
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kinard-buckley · 1 year
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dieu-mange-dieu · 1 year
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Specific Character Headcanons: Donald "Jared" Dunn
His backstory is horrifying and complex so some of this may actually be canon I don't remember TW death
Real birthday is 16 December
Born in New York
Was over six feet tall by the time he was fourteen years old
Used birds as a beacon of hope during his time in foster care. He envied the freedom of such beautiful, fragile creatures and vowed to someday feel as free as they looked in flight
Was under the care of one genuinely kind foster family. A lovely elderly couple, Etta and John Hirsch, whose only son had died years before. He filled the hole in their hearts and they filled the hole in his
They both died in a car accident on an icy night in December
Got a partial scholarship to Vassar, worked as a prostitute to pay for the rest of his college tuition
Doesn't know his real middle name, so he changes his middle name to honour his elderly friends who have passed
Favourite bird is the Luzon Bleeding-Heart Pigeon
Favourite colours are yellow and light blue
Has gotten in many fights, but only lost two
Likes herbal scents, favourites are rosemary, lavender, and patchouli (he thinks patchouli is the closest you can get to the smell of petrichor)
Vegetarian
Is such a Mitski fan like you don't even know
Enjoys walks in the cold
Cries about EVERYTHING. Once cried in a supermarket because he was overwhelmed by the "beauty of all the fruits in the aisle"
Pan and demi
Has canonically fallen in love only twice:
The first time was a fellow prostitute he met in New York.
They looked out for each other, made sure each was getting enough to eat, and would have "picnics" on fire escapes, pressed together for warmth, legs dangling off of the side, talking about their days.
One day they disappeared without warning. Jared searched for them for a year and a half, often feeling like the only one who cared. Why did nobody else care?
He later found out that they had been murdered. They were not given a gravestone but Jared visits the park where they last saw each other every year.
The second time was Richard.
He never said anything, of course. How could he?
He tried to distract himself in any way he could, but he was a mere rock of space junk being pulled full speed into Richard's orbit
Favourite tea is Lemon Ginger
Thinks skirts are super comfortable and wishes they were more widely accepted at work
Doesn't like the show Friends but puts it on while at home to feel cozy
Cooking (or making things in general) is one of his love languages
Loves bubble baths
Writes poetry and short stories in his free time, used to write songs
Can sing pretty decently (was canonically in choir at Vassar)
Is a sucker for candles
Smell is his strongest sense
Runs the Pied Piper company Tiktok, makes really cringy but wholesome videos (think along the lines of Nursetok and Teacher/Office-staff tiktok)
A playlist for him
Spoilers (?) Ahead!
After Silicon Valley:
He kisses Richard on the roof of Pied Piper after it all, as the billboard is being torn down.
Richard kisses back, but they don't talk about it again
Goes travelling across Europe "with Richard," Richard doesn't quite know that they're travelling together
Quarantines with Richard
Both he and Richard volunteered at a nursing home on weekends before Jared applied for the job
Richard was grossed out by the bedpans and the general "like, elderly vibe"
They don't stay in close contact over the next few years but they stay in each other's circles
After ten years of unrealised pining and four dismally failed relationships, Richard asks him out at the hacker hostel after the filming of the documentary wraps
Jared cries.
They go birdwatching.
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andtenderly · 18 days
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writing up some jarrich angst in honor of 10 years of silicon valley. all two people left in this fandom say yay!
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dr-e-center · 1 year
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men in shirts period
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