#rick!thots

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes | The Ones Who Live

#hmmm #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #no thots head empty #thoughts....sorry #i don't know what we're doin' but i'll man his battle station #love the energy of the first one #S I R

[sorrelpaws]

BOO!!! (forty seven injured, three dead)

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #i wanted to draw them wif the halloween colors cause umm i thot itd be silly #i also wanted to draw them getting scared and what better time to draw them getting spooked amirite folkz!!!!! #idk not much to say about this someone just scared the shit outta them #i think realistically rick woudlnt be that jumpy but alsoooo. #im thinking that maybe his years of intergalactic travels or whateva have made him more on edge #and morty well morty is just anxious as hell

[rate-state-thank-alone]

#diora baird #deep thoughts #doyoung #gofundme #man #simon nessman #Klaus Mikaelson #vampire diaries #funny gifs #fruits basket #thot #bookworm #manga aesthetic #rick sanchez

[stephaniedola]

literally the OT3 of all time tbh

#rick and morty #bethcest #jerry smith #beth smith #thots et al

[campingwiththecharmings]

What’s your favorite Poe costume?

hi bb 🥰 thank you for sending this, i very much enjoyed looking at all the pics lmao 🤤

10000000% my choice is the slutty dinosaur wrangler look from rise of skywalker

there's just....so much going on between the gloves and shirt and the pants and boots and that stupid fucking scarf hnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

i think i fall in love with him a little more every time i see him in this outfit tbh. it's very, um, inspiring, let's say 🤭

(honorable mention below the cut)

also adore him in his flight suit, tbh. who knew an ugly, orange onesie could also be sexy? 🙃

(tho, lbr, it might just be that oscar makes it sexy lmaooo)

#so many thots #first one is pulling that stupid scarf and kissing the shit out of him #(then maybe using it to tie him up later idk idk) #those GLOVES i'm fs;ldfkdlgk #i wanna suck n his fingers while he's wearing them is that weird #there's something so hot about them idek #and that stupid fucking shirt with that slutty ass collar and the sleeves rolled up to the elbows #asdl;ksfl;dkfg #i am #a puddle #and those pants legit like fit him so perfectly #i....i am LOOKING mmk #and that stupid thigh holster is doing ~things~ to me too fml #ya know what this reminds me of actually #and i can't believe i just now realized this #brendan fraser in the mummy #rick fucking o'connell #it's no longer a surprise that this is my favorite look lmaooo a;lsdksl;dfk #poe dameron #ivy tag

[excessivepyromania]

Which one are you

#edgy depressed dumbass bitch #depressed dumbass thot #edgy bastard #shitpost #shitposting #nostalgia #childhood tv shows #steven universe #su #adventure time #at #bojack horseman #rick and morty #regular show #over the garden wall #otgw #avatar the last airbender #gravity falls #the amazing world of gumball #tawog #meme #alignment meme

[andy-clutterbuck]

#HMMM #no thots head empty #thoughts....sorry #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #sorry i missed sinday with this one #let's sin on Monday #tag yourself i'm below the frame #i used to famously find these shots in the OG series #pretty sure i made a gifset #bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use #excuse me but The Nose™ #i have an interview tomorrow for a promotion let me have my trash ok #you look great in red babe #there's a species of bird called a swallow #that's me #*SIRENS WAILING* *GLASS BREAKING* *CAR HORNS* *AWHOOOGA* *DOGS BARKING* #*me on my lawn apologizing to CBS News while their helicopter circles overhead*

[sorrelpaws]

I LOVE PUTTING CHARACTERS IN OUTFITS!!!!!!!!

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #i loooveee any sort of temporary outfit changes its so fun... #like omg ur wearing a different shirt??? wooow.... ITS JUST FUN #umm i gave rick a little star patterned cardigan cause idk. #space or wtv #and morty is just wearing a sweater ok but also #i made rick pose rlly extravagantly and morty is just giving a littel thumbs up IDKKKKK just thot itd be fun

[loveshotzz]

Hi! What is Bouncer Steve doing today if you had to guess?

The Foxy Lounge is closed on Monday’s so he’s just been enjoying his day off! He did a little rollerblading this morning (he heard it’s great for your core), then he picked you up for lunch at your favorite spot before you both went to Blockbuster to pick up this new movie called Twister. He’s a big Bill Paxton fan. After the movie ended he immediately called Eddie to try and talk him into becoming a storm chaser.

#phillip seymour hoffman’s character is very eddie coded in that movie #which was his main argument when eddie told him no #he also found out Rick propsitioned the same thing after he saw it in theaters a few months before #whatta man #whatta man thots #bouncer!steve #steve harrington

[secretgalaxydetective]

You ever see a really pretty girl and your mind just goes wow, and you really want to kiss them, because same

#heartstopper #thots #gay #lgbtqia+ #rick riordan #pjo hoo toa #queer #poems and poetry #books #fantasy

[reveluving]

am I in dire need for some thoughts about our fav men rn?

absolutely.

yall know what to do

I'm in desperate need for either:

Rick

Stephen

Ed

Benny

Price

Clyde

y'know the drill; it can be fluffy or sexy, or both (pls). a prompt or an essay is up to you 🧎🏻‍♀️. go go! 📭

#i have a couple more in my inbox too #i promise i'll come back for that too! #SPARE THOTS FOR THESE MEN I BEG #rick flag x reader #benny miller x reader #john price x reader #stephen holder x reader #clyde logan x reader #ed baldwin x reader

[sebsxphia]

can we please discuss more of brat tamer!rhett and rick flag because i will never stop thinking about it😵‍💫 the thought of both of them at the same time is making me weak in the knees

OF COURSE WE CAN DISCUSS MORE IM RABID FOR THIS !!!!!!

i’m telling you. biggest brat tamers in all of southern usa.

rick is a colonel for fuck sake, he doesn’t have time for brats running their mouths and being a little slut. rhett tames bulls for a living, he knows how to tie a brat up and put them in their place. so put two and two together? hoo boy.

“get on your knees, show me what that pretty mouth does, darlin’.” rick orders sat back against the sofa with his thighs spread and lazily palming his cock. when you deny him, he reaches out and grabs your thigh to pull you closer to stand in between his legs.

rhett sits up and places a harsh smack to your ass making you yelp. “listen to your fucking colonel.”

when you disobey them both for the second time, rhett gets up from the couch and wraps a harsh hand around your throat and pushes you to the ground. he snakes his hand up to your jaw and pops it open with a crude squeeze before spitting on your tongue, that was already hanging out from his movement. you know the signal all too well.

“so that’s how you tame a brat, is it rhett?” rick leans forward and takes over the grasp on your jaw from rhett and follows with his salvia dripping into your mouth. he pats your cheek and pulls you closer to his crotch by your hair. “good girl. open wide, you’ve gotta fit two now darlin’.”

my soul left my body

thank you so so so much for this shelby!!!!!!!! 💌😵‍💫😵‍💫

#💌you’ve got mail #god i love you #feeding me with these THOTS #rick flag #rhett abbott

[lacontroller1991]

Me to Rick: “I love you. I love you in every universe.”

#joel kinnaman #rick flag #rick flag thot #thots of the day

[corrupt-fvcker]

rick sanchez is hot. there. i said it.

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #i’ll atone later #mac’s thots

[stephaniedola]

one of these days jerry is gonna fuck rick and its gonna fuck up his marriage to beth(s) all over again

#thots et al #jerrick #rick and morty