#rickriordanmemes

[halfblooddiangelo]

Magnus: I didn't expect to wake up and find an iguana staring at me

Magnus: But then again, living with Alex for five years I should expect the unexpected

#magnus chase and the gods of asgard #alex fierro #fierrochase #magnus chase #rick riordan #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes #uncle rick #riordanverse #riordan books #percy jackson memes #percyjackson #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #the trials of apollo #heroes of olympus

[halfblooddiangelo]

Will: I told you to take your antibiotics at nine, why did you take them at six

Nico: To suprise the bacteria

Will: That's... That's not how this works

#solangelo #will is an icon #nico di angelo #will solace #no i will not elaborate #percy jackson memes #percy jackon and the olympians #the trials of apollo #percyjackson #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #nico protection squad #uncle rick #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #riordanverse #riordan books

[halfblooddiangelo]

Will: You need to watch your language

Nico: I do

Will: Our 3-year old son just told his ken doll to eat a dick

Nico: He probably learned that from watching Sesame Street

#solangelo #will solace #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson memes #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #heroes of olypmus #rick riordan memes #riordanverse #uncle rick #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #percyjackson #percy jackson

[halfblooddiangelo]

[Leo and Piper on a quest]

Piper: Act natural

Leo: For this kind of situation the most natural thing to do would be to panic, so technically I can panic

Piper: No! That's not what I meant; act like it's a normal day

Leo: My 'normal' days consist of lots of panic

Piper: Will you just cooperate

Leo: When someone is panicking, they are not able to cooperate very well

#heroes of olypmus #heroes of olympus #pjo #hoo #toa #the trials #leo and piper #liper #friendship #uncle rick #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #percy jackson memes #percyjackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson

[halfblooddiangelo]

Percy reading Annabeth's grocery list: Unicorn stables?

Annabeth: Excuse me?

Percy: Why do you need unicorn stables

Annabeth, looking at the list: Where the fuck do you see unicorn stables

Percy: *points* Right there

Annabeth: That says uncrustables

#percy jackson memes #rick riordan memes #percy jackon and the olympians #the trials of apollo #heroes of olympus #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #riordanverse #books #annabethchase #percyjackson #pjo #percy and annabeth #percabeth #percy jackson #pjoverse #hoo #toa #rr #uncle rick

[halfblooddiangelo]

Will: Would you slay a dragon for me

Nico: Yeah of course

Will: My knight in shining--

Nico: But I don't do armour

Nico: I have a nickel allergy

#will solace #nico di angelo #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #solangelo #the trials of apollo #rick riordan #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan memes #riordanverse #riordan books #percy jackson memes #percyjackson #percy jackson #percy.txt

[halfblooddiangelo]

Will: How can you eat with a dead body right there

Nico: What am I supposed to share?

#will solace #nico di angelo #solangelo #the trials of apollo #heroes of olympus #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #percy jackson memes #percy jackon and the olympians #percyjackson #percy jackson #pjo #toa #hoo #nico protection squad

[halfblooddiangelo]

Will: You don't have to be up until 8, why is your alarm set for 7:30?

Nico: I need to wake up earlier so I have time to be angry about having to wake up early

#solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #percy jackson memes #percy jackon and the olympians #percyjackson #heroes of olypmus #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #riordanverse

[halfblooddiangelo]

Percy: What do you do if you're driving and someone launches themselves off the overpass on the freeway? Do you keep driving? Do you stop?

Will: You stop and make sure they're actually dead

Nico: And if they're not you get back in your car and back over them

Will: NO

#percy jackson memes #solangelo #percy jackon and the olympians #percyjackson #pjo #hoo #toa #rick riordan memes #rick riordan #rickriordanmemes #riordan books #riordanverse #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #the trials of apollo

[halfblooddiangelo]

Magnus, drunk: All the bubbles have rainbows

Alex: I think we need to get you home

Magnus: I am

Alex: We are at a bar?

Magnus: Yeah but you're here, that's home enough for me

Alex, tearing up: Shut up, you're drunk

#mcga #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #magnus chase #alex fierro #fierrochase #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #uncle rick #riordanverse #riordan books

[halfblooddiangelo]

Percy: My brain stayed in my head all stay which is surprising since it's so big

Nico: Well that explains your forehead

#this was so much funnier in my head #percico #pernico #percy jackson #nico di angelo #percy jackson memes #rick riordan memes #pjo #toa #hoo #percy jackon and the olympians #percyjackson #heroes of olympus #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #riordanverse

[halfblooddiangelo]

Nico: *has one earbud in*

Leo: So this engineer-

Nico: Hold that thought *puts other earbud in and turns up music* okay now you can talk

#percy jackson memes #rick riordan memes #rick riordan #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #the trials of apollo #percyjackson #percy jackson #leo valdez would totally do this #nico di angelo #leo valdez #all da ladies luv leo #rickriordanmemes

[halfblooddiangelo]

Nico: Are you mad about the funeral?

Percy: No Nico, I'm not mad, I love looking like an idiot.

Nico: Well that explains your shoes

#pjo #hoo #toa #percy jackson memes #percy jackon and the olympians #percyjackson #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #pernico #percico #nico di angelo #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #uncle rick #riordan books #riordanverse

[halfblooddiangelo]

Will: Is Nico coming? I like Nico tbh, you know he likes me, more than you even

Hades: Yeah, Nico likes everyone more than me, you're not special

#happy birthday nico #how old are you now? #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #percy jackson #pjo #rick riordan #Riordanverse #riordanverse #percy jackson memes #percyjackson #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes

[halfblooddiangelo]

Society: *hands Alex a binary gender*

Alex: Ah *sets it on the ground* No thank you

#alex fierro #fierrochase #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes #pjo #mcga #toa #hoo #percy jackson memes #magnus chase #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #rick riordan

[halfblooddiangelo]

Will: What do you call a vegetable that smokes a lot of weed?

Nico, without hesitation: Smoked salmon

Will: Wha- No

Nico:

Will: It's a hip-pea

#solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #the trials of apollo #rick riordan memes #rickriordanmemes #rick riordan #uncle rick #percy jackson memes #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percyjackson #pjo #toa #hoo #mcga