The Riddler: Riddle me thi- Is that a fucking kid.
Dick Grayson, a non-native English speaker: What does fucking mean?
The Riddler: Fuck- I mean shit- I mean it's a grown up word, ask your dad about it
[A Few Years Later]
The Riddler: Riddle me th- Is that another fucking kid
Jason Todd, raised in Crime Alley his entire life: Who the hell you calling a fucking kid? I'll beat your ass motherfucker, you and me right now.
The Riddler: Wow you are. Something.
[A Few Years After That]
The Riddler: Riddle me- Where the fuck are you getting these children?
Tim Drake, raised in high society but also not raised at all: That's a naughty word sir.
The Riddler: At least you're polite
[A Few More Years Later]
The Riddler: Riddle m- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE HAVE A SWORD!?
Damian Wayne, above silly things like Vulgar Language: I Was Expecting A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed.
The Riddler: WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT???
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Diversity win! The Sheriff’s son is flirting with the mayor
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batman, issue #263 (1975)
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More riddler doodles mayhaps 🥹
i wanted 2 color the rest of this but got lazy >_> anyways.. slewpepppy eeeumm go to sleep sometimes dude
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WELCOME BACK MY FELLOW RIDDLETIKES!
It’s time for riddle Number 31753701. Not really, but still it’s time for a riddle.
So
RIDDLE ME THIS!
What requires order yet no jurisdiction?
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@dragonssecretarthoard was talking about riddlebird cuddling with Ed curling like a question mark so I just had to draw this
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I can’t be bought
I can be stolen with one glance
I’m worthless to one
But priceless to two
IS INSANE
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Luke, Jeremiah, Tom, Oswald, Miles, Boris and Damian would kidnap their love interest and run away with them
Percy, Bruce, Harry, Ed, Jackson, Theo and Jon would be too lovestruck to even realize that
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This man is not badass. he is Diseased, hates himself and has Repressed Bisexuality .
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