#ridiculous portraits

[dragonkick-bootshine]

my emotional support homophobic queer old man 😊

#house md #hatecrimes md #greg house #house #slugs art #it's gonna be really funny/embarrassing if getting into house is the thing that fixes my years-long soul-draining art slump #like im not complaining about being able to draw for fun again #but it's a little ridiculous that drawing a zillion portraits of Dr. Edgyjoke Malpracticelawsuit is what's making it possible #well that and being financially stable and taking better care of my mental health #anyway enough rambling. look at my foul blorbo

[heatherfield]

Katrina Van Tassel, the daughter and only child of a substantial Dutch farmer. She was a blooming lass of fresh eighteen; plump as a partridge; ripe and melting and rosy-cheeked as one of her father’s peaches, and universally famed, not merely for her beauty, but her vast expectations. She was withal a little of a coquette, as might be perceived even in her dress, which was a mixture of ancient and modern fashions, as most suited to set off her charms.  —The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

Katrina "Kat" Van Tassel in Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]

Bonus:

#headless: a sleepy hollow story #sleepyhollowedit #katrina van tassel #mary kate wiles #shipwrecked comedy #userthing #usercreate #filmtvcentral #the legend of sleepy hollow #washington irving #classic literature #headlessedit #my edits #colour portraits #that caption/excerpt is ridiculous #but shows how much mk and shipwrecked did with the character #there are so many sides to katrina it was so hard to choose scenes #also love the contrast between the first and last gifs

[rainymoodlet]

The Curious Household (loading…)

Twin sisters Nova and Cassiopeia Curious are taking on La Fiesta Tech! Will they discover the mystery of their mother’s eldritch-leaning origins in Strangetown, or will they forge their own paths driven by their father’s space-exploring ambitions?

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 edit #ts2 to ts4 #(ish) #ts4 cas #ts4 portraits #sim: nova #sim: cassiopeia #|| #these are!! vidcund and salome’s eldest daughters!! #they’re not Actually twins but i had them age up at the same time when they were toddlers SOOO #(cassie is actually a day younger bc we love to accelerate pregnancies in this house) #they are orion’s younger sisters (vid’s alien bebe) #and elder sisters to pollux rhiannon castor and arcturus (with four more to go to satisfy salome’s bebe wants fhdhd) #i am so utterly enamored by them omg #my baby girls 🥹🫶 #and yes my hiatus will absolutely include a ridiculous amount of shoving my ocs and gp sims in y’alls faces fhdhdhd #do you… do you want to see their mom when she (ahem) arrived in strangetown?? #well of course she never arrived… you know… she’s always been here :)) the library she works at has Always Been Here #you can’t not remember her!! she’s Always Been Here :))) #(it makes sense i promise fjfhf) #YES I STOLE NOVA’S NAME COME @ ME #BOTH ARIES LIKE ME 🥰

[i-lavabean]

Self portrait

#my art #art #illustration #baring my soul over here #do you know how hard it is to not draw myself in comedic ridiculous proportions? #trying to make me more comfortable with myself i guess #and make sure i don't fall into the Dreamworks Same Face trap #self portrait #that's an Ahsoka tattoo by the way #I'll add something horizon forbidden west eventually

[egginfroggin]

Running gag in Iced Tracks where every photo/portrait/painting of Ingo and Zisu has Zisu wearing a full suit of armor that shows no skin or defining features. It's impossible to tell if there's anyone in there.

This becomes a bit that is committed to to the extent of people not actually being sure if they actually have a queen, or if the "wedding" was a stunt to get nobles to stop sending their daughters to make eyes at Ingo, and their current king actually has no wife at all.

Ignore the red-haired silver-eyed extremely loud little children running around those totally aren't his and his supposed "wife's," those are adopted. They aren't blood heirs.

(Cue Ingo insisting that yes of course these are his children, whose else would they be, as he pats the shoulders of two of the kids, then gestures to the other two and says "these two are adopted")

(Do not imply to a man who has borne witness to the birth of his children that no, those aren't of your blood)

("Oh so my wife was playing a bit, then" "Majesty, some people don't think you have a wife --" "Then who on earth is that woman I see every day and night? I doubt I could hallucinate such a beauty")

(Zisu is losing it off to the side)

Basically, Emmet and Evelyn are the normal couple, Ingo and Zisu are full of shenanigans and go down in history as the absolute happiest couple and also the one that caused the most distress in their panel of advisors

#I should not be allowed to pace and think at the same time #subway boss ingo #captain zisu #dojoshipping #iced tracks #eggin's writings #this came to me one day and I had way too much fun thinking about it #also ingo: 'listen to this child with that volume do you think that he/she ISN'T mine????' #anyway zisu started the bit as a joke when she decided to have her portrait done while wearing armor #then she kept playing the bit #and now it's just a think #ingo thinks it's ridiculous but also amusing #in other words he's completely on board with it

[ezra-trait]

day 07: THE SKEPTIC – for @windbrook's SLASHED CAS challenge

#skeptic beyond any reasoning till the point it's ridiculous #simblr #ts4 #ts4 mm #ts4 edit #ts4 portrait #cas challenge #windbrookslashed #ezra-trait #edits

[eirene]

Children and cats, 1880s, by Émile Munier

#Émile Munier #ridiculously adorable #children #cats #animals #idyllic #art #painting #art history #portrait #1880s #french art #academicism

[keekity]

extraterrestrial bugfs!!

#see what i did there!! #its not a typo im actually RIDICULOUSLY clever and managed to combine the word bug and the abbr for girlfriends to create a new cooler word #anyways they're obsessed with each other and they are superrr annoying about it #they don’t get why everyone makes such a big deal over their absolutely grotesque displays of affection 🙄 #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #ts4 portrait #the sims 4

[britneyshakespeare]

you know what i realized

is giving

#no im flattering myself #tales from diana #the top left is ned's drawing of me from years ago versus my self-portrait from this week #the bottom is lizzie siddal painted by dante gabriel rossetti compared to her self-portrait #my dad said 'you look angry' when he saw it lol #i am! you know me. pissed. mad. #ned knows how to make me look a pretty ingenue i must say #i do plan on drawing him soon to return the years-late favor. i wrote him poems but that was a different favor #any idiot can write poems. look at me! #anyway i must say im so happy to be drawing again. and my charcoal came in the mail today #50 pieces of vine charcoal. hallelujah #at michaels they'll charge you 5 bucks for three sticks. ridiculous #i wont say publicly how cheap i bought those 50 pieces or you ppl will never forgive me #but it's ok that should hold me off for quite awhile #but i still have a lot of catching up to do before i get to ned's level i must say. not that i anticipate it #im happy w my progress im a happy little clam

[queen-rhaenys-opress]

Anyone interested in giving me ideas of other Star Wars characters with short quotes? Happy with how these came out.

♥️🖤🧡💛🤎

#darth maul #savage opress #feral opress #zabrak #zabrak bros #from dathomir with love #my ridiculous art #Star Wars #Star Wars fanart #digital art #procreate #profile portrait #nightbrothers

[themakeupbrush]

My Favorite Evening Gowns from Miss Universe 2022

#miss universe 2022 #miss universe #pageant #did this take a ridiculously long time? yes #did anyone ask for it? no #but i dictate how i spend my time #also some of the official portraits for these dresses are better than editorials imo #the sashes kind of ruin most of the dresses but like...that's the whole point of a pageant

[zinnathe]

Fanart of Suzuki Era from Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth, by @thehangedman317

#the vibe for the three sketches was: #definitely not a child #definitely not an experienced gambler #definitely not traumatized #also I definitely wasn't planning on painting a full blown portrait at first but it sort of snuck up on me #so sorry for the delay in posting this #i wanted her to look Smol above all else #with Scary as a close second #there are alt versions with like. a logo superimposed over her face #but it was getting kind of ridiculous so i cancelled that version #almost forgot to tag #bnha #my art #fanart

[herearedragons]

Decided to post this two-year-old drawing of my original D&D party. We’ve had some changes in the cast since then, but this was the lineup when we first started playing!

(left to right: water genasi Drakewarden ranger whose drake companion could shapeshift into a bird; firbolg Moon Circle druid; high elf Battle Smith artificer. the water genasi eventually left and we gained two new party members who aren’t in the drawing)

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #d&d #dnd oc #herearedragons art #project: askarum #look at them……….. #still really proud of the composition in all of these tbh #the ranger’s portrait has her companion’s gimmick and Waterbending #the druid has her favorite wild shape (giant hyena - which is ridiculously powerful for a low level wild shape btw) #and a background that references her thorn whip/entangle spells #and the artificer obviously has his steel defender in the background #but also his Special Thing where he can see Askarum’s version of the Weave (which you normally can’t do)

[wonder-worker]

Is it just me or does Elizabeth look very similar in these two depictions?

(post-contemporary QC Portrait 88; detail from the frontispiece of the Luton Guild Book, 1475)

#it's not just me right?! #she looks nearly identical in both #which is surprising considering the unreliable nature of portraiture #and the fact that her QC portrait is post-contemporary #elizabeth woodville #queue #she looks ridiculously pretty in both lol #my post

[questing-wulfstan]

It's implied in the show that Hob got dispossessed of his portrait of Eleanor and Robyn at some point between "being drowned as a witch and getting out with his skin and little more" and "things getting worse and worse and ... worse". But he explicitly states in the comic that he had to pawn her portrait some 50 years before their 1689 meeting, and that he doesn't remember what she looked like anymore and that is honestly exponentially more devastating

#the sandman #hob gadling #eleanor gadlen #robyn gadlen #the sandman comic #LISTEN #Hob loved his Eleanor and little Robyn so much #and he was so proud when he showed their portrait to Morpheus in 1589 !! #and I've explained in that one meta post how significant it is for his relationship with Morpheus that he lost his son so young #and so close to the loss of his wife too #but it doesn't mean that it doesn't HURT *sobs on the floor* #we got Dreamling but at what cost ?? #it's late and I'm getting ridiculously emotional over fictional characters awesome

[canis-goofus]

Commission for a client who wanted a version of this ridiculous image but of her, with her dog (and other dogs).

#my art #anatolian shepherd #lgd #dogs #pet portrait #commission #artists on tumblr #it was important that the dogs be ridiculously tiny in comparison to their CHRIST FIGURE #so yeah if you ever want a commission just know that ''draw me as a giant Jesus surrounded by doggies'' is not far fetched