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Ring! Ring! Ring!
Pyrrha: *crouching behind a low wall and reloading, holding her scroll with her shoulder and cheek* Hello? Jaune?
Jaune: Pyrrha! There you are! Are you on your way?! Your mom is here and we’re at the table!
Nora: *exchanging fire with Vacuan gangsters over the wall beside Pyrrha*
Pyrrha: *ducks down as bullets ricochet off her cover* Nora and I are pinned down! I need you to stall for a while!
Jaune: I’ll do my best, but I really could use your help! I feel REALLY awkward being alone with your mom!
Pyrrha: *shoves magazine into her rifle and racks the bolt* You can do this! Just hold on a little longer! Try to talk about your shared interests!
Jaune: We don’t share any interests!
Nora: Ready, Pyrrha? *hefts her weapon*
Pyrrha: *lowers her scroll* Just a moment!
Pyrrha: *to Jaune* Jaune, I have to go! I’ll be there as soon as I can! Love you! *vaults the wall beside Nora*
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Jaune: *wearing a suit* …love you too…!
Jaune: Uh…so Pyrrha says work is running long so she’ll be a bit late…
Mama Nikos: *sitting across the restaurant table* Oh dear…
Mama Nikos: *sips her wine* …in that case, let’s use this time to get to know one another better.
Mama Nikos: Have you and my daughter made love yet?
Jaune: WAITER! CAN YOU COME OVER HERE AND TELL US THE SPECIALS AGAIN?!?!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#mama nikos#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#mama Nikos lacks boundaries
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Jaune and Pyrrha backing up towards each other from large Grimm tentacles around them.*
Pyrrha with her rifle aimed as her back bumps into Jaune’s.*
Jaune, drawing his sword and putting on a deep voice: We trade one villain for another.
Pyrrha: Hmm? *Cutely raises her eyebrow.*
Jaune, huffing: C’mon... Halo 3? The Arbiter? Chief and Arby back to back against the Gravemind, cmonnnn! It’s iconic!
Pyrrha cringing as she shrugs.*
Jaune: Ah Pyrrhaaa!
Pyrrha: I’m sorry! I just haven’t seen many films!
Jaune: It’s a game! *Slaps a tentacle aside as it tries to grab him* Yeah hang on, one second. This is important.
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc#arkos#pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune#rwby incorrect quotes#halo#imagine your ship
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The Sleepover
A Girls Sleepover
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Blake: Hey guys?
Yang: What’s up?
Blake: You guys want to summon a demon?
Weiss: What?
Pyrrha: Excuse me?
Nora: Hell yeah!
Ruby: But, why?
Blake: We’re having a slumber party, so lets do some slumber party things.
Yang: What kind of slumber party’s have demon summoning as a part of it?
Blake: We had them all the time back home.
Weiss: What other weird faunas slumber party traditions are there?
Blake: Well, we often play spin the bottle.
Yang: I’m up for that!
Pyrrha: Aren’t we supposed to have some boys for that?
Ruby: Can we summon demons instead?
Weiss: You really want to do that?
Ruby: Why not, can’t be worse than dealing with, Grimm can it?
Pyrrha: Well… It does sound like it could be fun…
Weiss: …
Weiss: Fine, lets summon a demon.
Nora: Fuck yeah, let’s do this!
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A Boys Sleepover
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Neptune: WHO THE FUCK KEEPS SUMMONING THESE FUCKING DEMONS?!!
Neptune yelled as he unloaded his rifle into the face of a demon as, Ren darted past him unloading his magazines from his machine pistol into the oncoming horde of demons. His shots skimming past, Jaune as he broke a massive demon’s back across his knee before retrieving his sword, and severing the head off another demon. All the while, Sun sat upon a tower of corpses, boombox held aloft in the air as the, Doom music applauded their bloody slaughter.
And, to think, all they wanted to do was play video games…
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#weiss schnee#ruby rose#lie ren#neptune vasilias#sun wokung
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Jaune Arc Is A Creep
Cardin: Ha! You stupid nerd! (Shoves Jaune) Reading books and shit!
Jaune: Laugh while you still can! You're the stronger one now, but some day, I'm going to grow up, and I'm going to teach myself how to make chloroform and knock you all out! Then I'll drag you into my basement and chain you to the walls! The first thing you'll see when you wake up is me, standing over you as your new god!
Jaune: AND THEN I'LL MAKE YOU WORSHIP ME IN WAYS NO GOD HAS BEFORE.
Cardin: ...
Ruby: (Bandaging him) And then what happened?
Jaune: (Sniffles) They beat me up and took my books~!
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Ruby: Fuck you guys! I'm going back out there and kicking their asses!
Jaune: No, Ruby! Vengeance protocol dictates that we should lay low after an attack and conserve our resources!
Ruby: Fuck the rules! They insulted us!
Jaune: Ruby, as a guy who gets his ass kicked so much he could be a professional, listen to me. The only thing we can do for now is survive!
Ruby: Oh, so I should just cower like you, should I? LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!
Yang: (Pops Ruby in the head) As far as I can see, you're the only one acting like a little bitch here, Ruby. Now listen to what Jaune has to say.
Jaune: Thanks for sticking up for me, Yang!
Yang: Shut the hell up, Jaune! And you, Ruby Rose, open your mouth.
Ruby: Wha- (Bread shoved in, Gagging)
Jaune: Oh! Oh... Oh, wow... That's... That's kinda hot, Yang.
Yang: Eat, Ruby. Eat and build your strength.
Ruby: (Crying)
Jaune: Keep crying, Ruby. It'll make the bread taste like tears.
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Pyrrha: Jaune, I know this is tough, but... Is there a higher power you worship?
Jaune: I used to worship Monty Oum.
Pyrrha: Who's Monty Oum?
Jaune: THE GOD OF DEATH.
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Goodwitch: You there! Who the fuck are you?!
Jaune: Jaune Arc, sir!
Goodwitch: Why the fuck are you here, trainee?
Jaune: To become a huntsman, sir!
Goodwitch: That's bullshit! Look at you! I bet you play with dolls!
Jaune: Well, yes, but only for roleplay revenge fantasies, sir!
Goodwitch: Shut up, Banana-Slut!
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Blake: You can do it, Weiss. Just focus on your core when using the tether.
Jaune: Yeah, it's not too hard if you concentrate.
Weiss: Even you can do this, Arc? I know I'll regret asking this, but what's your secret?
Jaune: I, uh.... I kinda have a natural advantage with this skill.
Weiss: What do you mean?
Jaune: I, uh... I used to experiment a lot with auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Weiss: ...Just take me up the tether.
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Jaune: Oh! I also like to read!
Blake: Oh, really?
Jaune: Yup! For example, did you know that if you electrocute someone underwater, it'll leave no burn marks?
Blake: ...
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Jaune: So... I gave it a lot of thought, and I decided. I'm going to serve on the front lines.
Nora: What?! Why?! Jaune, seriously, you suck at everything you do!
Jaune: I know.
Nora: With your tactical brilliance, you could easily land a spot as an officer away from the battlefield!
Jaune: I know.
Nora: So why the hell are you coming to the front lines with us?!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: I WANT TO SEE DEATH.
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Ren: We're finally here, Jaune. We finally made it as huntsmen. Do you have any regrets?
Jaune: No. It was either this or med school.
Ren: I... wasn't aware you wanted to be a doctor. What was going to be your specialty?
Jaune: (Wide grin) EUTHANASIA.
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Coco: I'm open to suggestions.
Nora: Let's give all of our weapons to Ruby and have her use them to build a giant rifle-toting, sword-swinging mecha.
Coco: What is this, a fucking anime? No!
Blake: We could always give up and run away.
Coco: No!
Ruby: Let's play Arrowfell!
Coco: NO, GOD DAMMIT! NO! Does anyone have any good ideas?!
Ren: Jaune has one.
Coco: ...Dear god. Alright. How bad is it?
Jaune: This is an old revenge fantasy I used to reenact with dolls.
Yatsuhashi: Holy shit, this guy is fucked.
Jaune: In my most elaborate schemes, I'd pretend the dolls could see me before stabbing their eyes out and burning them alive.
Fox: ...Jaune, has anyone ever told you that you have an unhealthy obsession with ocular trauma?
Jaune: It's like closing the windows to the souls!
Cardin: You know, if we shoot out the Grimm eyes, we could finish them off without losing anyone.
Pyrrha: Jaune, you are the creepiest fucking guy I've ever met, but hey, that's not a bad plan.
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Nora: Jaune, can I ask you something?
Jaune: Sure!
Nora: This is going to sound stupid, but... Let's say I, hypothetically, have romantic feelings for a fake brother-
Jaune: You mean Ren?
Nora: Yeah, whatever. But let's say I acted on those feelings. Would it... Would it be wrong?
Jaune: Nora, why are you asking me about socially moral protocol?
Nora: Because you're the only one I can trust to not tell anyone. And even if you did, everyone would just assume you're being a creep again and I could deny everything.
Jaune: Wow, Nora. That's cold, dark, and manipulative genius.
Nora: I'm sorry, I just really need to know.
Jaune: I've never seen you in this light before.
Nora: Is it wrong?
Jaune: Hey, can I have a lock of your hair?
Nora: Answer my question, Jaune!
Jaune: Alright, alright! Look, the way I see it, I don't see anything wrong with your feelings, Nora. He wasn't really your family anyways, so even if you did incest-bang, it would've been fine.
Nora: It's not incest!
Jaune: I know, I know! I just prefer to think of it that way!
Nora: ...
Jaune: Bitch, don't even give me that look. You already KNEW what you were getting into asking me for advice!
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Marrow: General, wait!
Ironwood: God dammit, Wags, not now!
Marrow: General, Huntsman Ren and Pine along with Huntress Valkyrie are invaluable soldiers, and thus are completely expendable. But you should know that Huntsman Arc is said to be one of the most fucked up people on Remnant!
Jaune: (Thinking) No! They found my secret!.
Ironwood: Oh, really?
Jaune: Act normal- (Meow) NO, MISTER WHISKERS! NOT NOW!.
Ironwood: And just how fucked up are we talking?
Jaune: (Twitching hard) GET YOUR LITTLE CLAWS OUT OF MY EYES~!.
Marrow: Fucked up enough, some say, to rival even you, General.
Ironwood: ...To rival me, you say?
Ironwood: JAUNE ARC!
Jaune: MEOW!
Ironwood: Is what they say true?! Are you truly a fucked up little shit?!
Jaune: Well, I think I'm perfectly normal, but I may have a few desires and tendencies some may classify as... off?
Ironwood: ...Okay, Huntsman Arc. We're going to play a little game, and if you lose, the survival of both yourself and your friends over there, too!
Jaune: Sir, this is a horrendous abuse of authority-!
Ironwood: SILENCE!
Ironwood: Jaune Arc, I challenge you to a personal duel to the death! We shall fight with words to determine once and for all who is the most fucked up human being on the planet!
Jaune: (Huffs) Okay, this? I can do!
Jaune: I PLAY WITH HUMAN DOLLS!
Ironwood: I PLAY WITH HUMAN LIVES!
Jaune: I laugh at death!
Ironwood: I worship Salem on the weekends!
Jaune: SALEM! WORSHIPS! ME!
Ironwood: I lick tears off of orphans!
Jaune: I call arson a career!
Ironwood: I joined the military to watch people die!
Jaune: I celebrate living failure!
Ironwood: I submit to certain death!
Jaune: I harass the elderly!
Ironwood: I dip my soldiers with disease!
Jaune: I throw rocks at the homeless!
Ironwood: Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't know anything about this because you're a virgin, but casualties are my favorite form of sexual foreplay! (Jaune stunned) YES! HAHAHA! Foolish child! You thought you could match wits with the worst of us and win?! You played the cards of a petulant boy, Jaune Arc, and now you and your little bitch friends will die!
Jaune: (Looks to his team)
Nora: (Thinking) You can do it, Jaune!.
Ren: (Thinking) There's no one I've ever met who's creeper than you!.
Jaune: You thought you were fighting a mere moral? You thought you could probe the darkness that is my mind?!.
Jaune: FOOL! I SHALL DROWN IN THE MAELSTROM OF MY NIGHTMARES! MY TENTACLES SHALL TWIST AND CONTORT YOUR THROAT AS I THROTTLE YOU WITH VISIONS OF HERMAPHRODITIC SUCCUBI AND VIOLENT! OEDIPEDAL! RAPE FANTASIES!
Jaune: I will take your cities! I will subjugate your children! I will rape and devour your armies! But you, only you shall survive, so that you may bear testament to my will and ultimate revengeance!
Atlas: ...
Vale: ...
Vacuo: ...
Mistral: ...
Salem: ...
#rwby#jaune arc#a slap on titan#james ironwood#marrow amin#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#cardin winchester#yang xiao long#fox alistair#coco adel#nora valkyrie#salem#yatsuhashi daichi#lie ren#pyrrha nikos#glynda goodwitch
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Believe in Me!
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It's the JNPR funhouse! A space created in the EverAfter by one Jaune Arc. A place where the fun and friendship...never ends!
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Jaune: Whatcha got the Paper Nora?
A paper pleaser that looked similar in color scheme to his teammate just looked behind her shoulder.
Paper Nora stops what she is doing and looks behind her, obscuring Jaune, Paper Ren, and Paper Pyrrha from looking inside.
Paper Nora: Nuthin'...
Jaune just smiled while Team RWBY could only watch on confused.
Jaune: Come on, Hérmana! We're all family here!
Paper Nora: Back off Jaune. I said it was nothing!
Paper Ren: Nora!
Paper Pyrrha: What are you trying to hide, Nora?
Paper Nora: None of your damn buisness Pyrrha, just go back to being dead!
Jaune just nervously chuckled as he looked Team RWBY, who just looked amongst themselves concerned.
Jaune: Alright, alright, calm down... now Nora just show us what you're hiding.
Jaune tried to reach over, but Nora swung at him with her paper hammer.
Jaune just giggled as he sneakily reached an arm around Paper Nora and grabbed at whatever she was hiding.
Team RWBY gasped in horror as Jaune just looked wide eyed.
Their In his hand laid the severed head of a cat...the curious cat!
Jaune: C.C!? N-Nora, what have you done!?
As Paper Ren and Pyrrha could only look on in disgust.
Paper Nora, crossing her little arms: I despise that cat, they were too curious for their own good annnd they tried taking your body Jaune...again!
Jaune: Ooh Nora.
Jaune wiggled his finger at her as he smiled and shook his head at her.
Jaune: Look, it's perfectly okay to express yourself in any way you want to.
Jaune walks over to Team RWBY, and he points to the leader Ruby.
Jaune: Whether it's building a high compact sniper rifle.
Then points to Yang.
Jaune: Driving a super fast bike at break neck speeds.
Then he holds up C.C.'s head.
Jaune: Or ripping C.C. to shreds!
Jaune face just had that unnerving smile just when they reunited with him again.
Jaune: The important thing is you can be forgiven like I was forgiven! In fact... I think you, Nora, should be rewarded!
Paper-Nora little round blue eyes sparkled.
Paper-Nora: Are you saying what I think you're saying!?
Suddenly, Jaune, now rocking a chef's and apron, just shook his head.
Jaune: I think I am...
J/N/P/R: Pancake time!
Jaune: Come on, guys, I make a mean stack of pancakes now! All that time alone really helped me out with my cooking!
Team RWBY looked hesitant.
Jaune: It's gonna be alright, just 'Believe in me!'
Jaune then looked at the discarded head of C.C.
Jaune: Oh, and don't worry about them... they'll be back soon, I mean, they can't die after all. They'll come prancing through that door soon.
That still didn't ease the tension as Jaune just motioned them to come along with his spatula in hand.
With no other options...Team RWBY followed the estranged leader of Team JNPR into whatever madness was next.
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Jaune is broken, but something put him back together.
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Yes.
The Curious Cat is Rambling Rabbit.
#jaune arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake bellodona#Jaune lost his mind#the rusted knight is pretty much the fiend#curious cat
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g1deon and pyrrha + gideon and harrow throughlines scattered in all of tlt continue to drive me insane.
the initial investigation scenes post the 5th deaths where the 2nd house tries to pull cohort rank control of the situation, gideon & harrow immediately sneak away to learn that the winnowing trial was developed by the second house and cohort founders, g1deon & pyrrha. winnowing as incorporating the other, refusing distractions for the sake of true control, loyalty and duty.
gideon is wearing his sunglasses, rifling through their things. she doesn’t see it as a real place someone would live in, only a stop along the way to somewhere else, more whole.
she sees a gun on the wall that her mother's ghost will use the river memory of to try and kill harrow in the dream of cannan house:
It took Gideon a long time to realise that she was looking at something goddamn ancient: it was a blowback carbine gun. She’d only ever seen pictures. ….. The hairs on the back of Gideon’s neck had risen when the lights came on, and they hadn’t gone back down, as if her intrusion might well tempt time back to claim its grave goods. GTN chapter 19
Carbine rifle, read the key. For a moment she pitied Judith Deuteros’s last seconds. To be killed with this ancient piece of grave goods! It would have been like being set upon by a ghost out of time. HTN chapter 18
gideon reads "one flesh, one end" for the first time. she tells harrow these people were living in each others pockets, the same phrase she'll later use to describe the two of them. pyrrha spent nearly 10,000 years locked in a drawer in gideon the first’s mind bc he couldn't bear to let her go. gideon tells harrow how they feel like strangers despite growing up together.
harrow cant stand the thought and in less than a month harrow will lock gideon in a drawer and gideon the first will relentlessly try to kill harrow in her waking hours to spare her the agony he'll never learn is closely parallel to his, and when she fails to hear his real name her brain starts bleeding:
And he had said: “Ortus, have pity.”
“This is my pity, Lord,” said the Saint of Duty. HTN chapter 20
g1deon was john’s oldest friend, he carried that suitcase in his loyalty to him. then he becomes an amnesiac, immortal thanergy void, absorbing and nullifying the echoes of that catastrophe. founding the cohort that flips planets in the exact mirror to the ecological tragedy they all sacrificed everything to spare earth from. over and over again.
He didn’t even ask me to explain. That was the kind of guy he was. He and I had grown up on the same street. I’d spotted him for mince pies all the time as kids, so stands to reason he let me cut off his arm and carried a nuke for me. John 1:20
in g+p’s room harrow says that theyre all the ninth house has ( = you’re all that i have). gideon firmly says shes "NO ONE'S son or daughter"
but in less than a year gideon’s mother, sitting opposite her father, will recognize pyrrha with a sense of profound relief before her revenant is unceremoniously killed. gideon will watch through harrows eyes, in hiding:
Harrow, I will never forget the look on her face as long as I live, or as long as I die. (…) It was the smile for your old cellmate who’d just landed back in prison, the one that told them at least you were in it together—or more correctly, the smile of someone stepping out of jail after serving a very long sentence, having seen someone there waiting for her. Someone whose presence meant total reprieve, someone she hadn’t expected. It was a little bit mocking. It was deeply relieved. HTN chapter 50
i don’t have a conclusion to this rn i’m just……much to think abt. the displacement of grief, the loyalty through control, how it just happens over and over and over again and they just bear witness as tools or trapped souls or revenants, clinging to anything they can even if they don’t remember it.
#this is such a mess but i was getting spiritual indigestion turning it over at work. i need to quit and pursue tombposting full time#tlt spoilers#tlt#tlt meta#gideon the first#pyrrha dve#tlt txt
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Final Thoughts on RWBY - Jaune and Pyrrha
Let's be 100% honest with ourself. Pyrrha is Hermione, and Jaune is Ron Weasley.
Hermione was created to show us how magic works. Ron was created to show us how magic does not work. The same holds true with Pyrrha and Jaune. And, in the process, it turns out that Pyrrha is one of the only people in the setting that actually knows how Aura works. Most Aura users seem to learn how to turn it on. They then use it without thinking about. Ruby and Nora learn to use it to move their giant weapons, but seem completely ignorant to the fact that they can... use it to attack people without their weapons.
Yang uses it for brute strength,
Which we see no one else doing.
Now, for Jaune and Pyrrha's place in the story. A lot of people talk about who Jaune, but Jaune isn't.
Ruby isn't the protagonist. RWBY is. And because of this, JNPR is the deuteragonist. By Volume 4, JNR got bumped up to full heroes in their own right.
The Ship of Theseus, and all that.
Wait, what happened to Pyrrha? Well, she's too good. The simple fact is that if Pyrrha has been alive, she would have solved most of the problems on her own. Even the social problems, and all of the main characters love Pyrrha so much that her disapproval would probably stop most of the post-Haven bullshit. Seriously, she probably couldn't have talked Ironwood into unclenching his iron fist.
She had to die.
She had to die against an enemy the rest of the main cast could not beat.
She had to die against an enemy that cheats at the fight.
As for Jaune? Well, he's the only character the legitimately grows throughout the story. Everyone else keeps falling back into their old sins. This is because Jaune HAS to grow, because without Pyrrha, he literally would not have survived the landing into the Emerald Forest.
He's also the only person in the entire story that is actually trying to stop all of the idiotic bullshit that CRWBY was intent to force upon them. Ladybug terrorists, Yang mewling at the absence of her abusive girlfriend, Atlas literally falling to the ground.
Hell, his absence was so impactful that Ruby and Weiss had nervous breakdowns.
Let's be honest, though, seeing the Rusted Knight was almost as impactful as seeing adult Enzo Matrix. The Paper Pleasers were also delightful. Weiss finally pulled the stick out of her ass, and found herself strangely happy about it. And then what happened? Ruby unloads on Jaune.
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Oh, dear God, I made the mistake of skimming through Vol 9 to see if Ruby learns to eschew her protagonist-centred morality. Instead, Ruby learned the important lesson that she's perfect the way she is, and the right path for the future is the path of selfishness.
And the black-washed Alice in Wonderland robbed us of a future Alice Huntress. She could fight with a flamingo croquet mallet/grenade launcher! Nora would love that!
Moving on. Jaune's place in RWBY is not being good enough. And that's what fans want to see. It's easy to save the world if you have showy teleportation powers, and can do a pirouette with a sniper rifle/scythe as you behead Grimm, but having fear you have to overcome, prudence to stop you from entering fights you cannot overcome, and to have to learn how Aura works, rather than just having it work for you, adds conflict. It keeps the story interesting. It keeps you invested.
There's the reason why the man who named The Hero's Journey later called i the Monomyth, because pretty much every culture on Holy Terra has a similar story.
But, luckily for us, CRWBY kept forgetting he existed, so he was allowed to actually develop properly as a character.
An for Pyrrha? She's literally and figuratively an angel. She's literally and figuratively too good for this world.
And I love how Ruby acts like she was betrayed by Atlas, when she literally joined a terrorist group to stop Atlas from rebuilding important infrastructure.
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Calm before the Storm
Jaune: Is it really?
Ruby/ Pyrrha: Jaune?
Jaune moves to a bench, setting a soft-sided gun case on it, alongside with a box of ammo.
Ruby: I don’t often see you out here, come out to get Pyrrha?
Jaune: No, I come out every so often to relax. Squeeze off a few rounds with Grandpa’s rifle.
Pyrrha: So what do you shoot?
Jaune unzips his case exposing an immaculately cared for Great War Era iron-sights sniper rifle.
Ruby: Gorgeous!
Pyrrha: Is it custom?
Jaune: Yep. Grandpa’s own design. Incorporates traits of the PTRS-41 and the Mosin Nagant. She’s a beast.
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Double Rainbow: The Purchase IV
Ilia stepped out of JNPR's dorm room. She was wearing a skintight halter, along with skintight yoga pants. She was told to pick something easy to move around it. She figured it was some kind of fetish play, but that was hardly the worst thing that could happen to her. She would rather suck his cock than the majority of the ones in the world, nevermind dying in the SDC mines, or being tortured by some sick freak. Even if she was a lesbian, there were far worse fates than being his plaything. It might just be the lack of love, affection, or a home for the past years, but his affection almost felt good. At least the hugs and headpats did.
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Ilia: *stares at the sign of a sword crossed with a rifle*
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Ilia: *walks into the shop, only to see Weiss there with Jaune*
Ilia: *silently walks up*
Weiss: *turns her head towards her*
Jaune: *turns around and gives her a warm smile*
Weiss: Jaune has told me that you were... militarily active in an unofficial capacity. I, at first, did not want to get involved, until he informed me that my arming you would be less morally dubious than my original purchase. Sometimes I despise having moral consistency.
Ilia: *complete unable to understand what was happening*
Jaune: We want to get your weapon back.
Well Dressed Man: It is no secret that Huntsmen have their weapons custom-built.
Ilia: . . .
Well Dress Man: So, who would buy a Huntsman's weapon at auction?
Ilia: I'm not a Huntsman.
Well Dress Man: Cute. But I'm not impressed. Given your status as a slave, your moral concerns are none of my business. As you have received your punishment, and it can only get worse. Next time you might not find a master who would seek to reclaim your lost possession. Now, if you could, describe it for me?
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Jaune: Even if he finds it, is the guy going to sell it?
Weiss: The dark secret about auctions is that they never finish. The rich are rich because they want to be.
Jaune: Meaning?
Ilia: Everything has a price.
Weiss: Precisely.
Ilia: Even someone's life.
Weiss: ...unfortunately...
Ilia: I was apparently a bargain.
Jaune: Because I'm not looking at you as an investment.
Weiss and Ilia: *stop in their tracks*
Jaune: *turns around*
Jaune: Investment implies I intend to sell you. You're everything I want.
Weiss: In a girlfriend?
Ilia: In a slave.
Jaune: Uh... not touching that.
Weiss: Which is it?
Jaune: *nervously turns around*
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Jaune: *sits on his bed and sighs*
Ilia: *kneels in front of him*
Nora: Does she have to?..
Jaune: Apparently.
Ren: Is arming her especially wise?
Jaune: It's like I can feel her Aura trying to jump out of her body.
Ren: So, you wish to train her?
Nora: Body guard concubine?!
Pyrrha (internally): If she becomes his concubine, then the position of wife will be open.
Pyrrha: I'll help.
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Ilia: *strikes at Jaune with her Thunder Lash*
Jaune: *blocks with his shield*
Pyrrha: You hit his shield again.
Ilia: Isn't that the whole point of shields?
Pyrrha: You are striking with your muscles.
Ilia: . . .
Pyrrha: And between you and him, who's muscles are bigger?
Ilia: . . .
Ilia: *blushes*
Pyrrha: *blushes*
Pyrrha: *shakes her head*
Pyrrha: So, don't attack with muscles, attack with Aura.
Ilia: I don't know what that is.
Pyrrha: Strike with spirit. Strike out with your soul.
Jaune: Lash out with your soul?
Yang: *heard snickering in the background*
Pyrrha: Precisely.
* * *
Ilia's Workout Clothes: *floating in the air*
Nora: It's a ghost!
Pyrrha: I'm sorry.
Ilia: I'm not a ghost.
Nora: That's just what a ghost would say.
Ilia: I think that's more BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Nora: See? She - admits - it!
Jaune: Nora, it's Ilia.
Nora: Oh - my - gods! Ilia died? She was so adorable. Jaune was so happy with her.
Ilia: I - am - not - dead!
Jaune: Well, this way I can get ghost blowjobs.
Ilia's Clothes: *kneels on the ground in front of him*
Jaune: I was joking.
Ilia: . . .
Jaune: *reaches down to cup her face*
Jaune: I love looking into your eyes.
Jaune (looking at Nora): Ilia's not dead, she's just invisible.
Nora: Then why can I see her clothes?
Ilia: Because I'm a chameleon. Clothes don't change colour just because a chameleon is wearing them.
Nora: Why not?
Jaune (looking down at Ilia): Maybe you should stand up.'
Ilia's Clothes: *stands up*
Pyrrha: The first semblance of her Semblance.
Yang: *heard snickering in the background*
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Ruby wants Jaune to finally get himself a gun and he agreed. This resulted in few discoveries.
For Jaune has natural talent with gun. In both using them (shooting at grimm) and maintaining them (taking them apart and cleaning)
For Ruby is the fact that she actually like boys and bulky blondes with guns are her biggest weakness
Weapons of Love
Ruby: Here, take this. *Shoves something into Jaune's arms*
Jaune: What's this?
Ruby: A rifle and some ammo.
Jaune: A gun? Why are you giving it to me?
Ruby: You need a long range option Jaune.
Jaune: But I don't know anything about guns, and I'm just starting to get half decent with Crocea Mors.
Ruby: And that's why I'm going to teach you. Just like Uncle Qrow taught me.
Jaune: ...Well okay, but do I have to call you Aunt Ruby while we're training?
***A few hours later***
Ruby: Okay, now it's time to do a little maintenance. We're going to start by disassembling your weapon.
Jaune: Ready.
Ruby: Okay, first clear your rifle and pull the bolt back until in locks.
Jaune: Done.
Ruby: Okay now, pull back on the trigger guard and pull-
Jaune Done.
Ruby: ...How did you- You know what, nevermind. Let's just get to cleaning.
***One rifle cleaning later***
Ruby: Okay now that we're done you'll need to reassemble your rifle. Now don't worry if it takes a minute to do so the first-
Jaune: Done.
Ruby: What? How did you do that so fast?
Jaune: Well you told me to put it back together, so I just did.
Ruby: *Blank stare of disbelief* T-that's enough for today. You should probably go to bed now. I'll take first watch.
Jaune: Okay. *Walks off*
Ruby: ...Why do I feel... warm?
***A few days later***
Ruby: *Has a grimm in her sights, lines up her shot, about to fire*
Grimm: *Dies*
Ruby: What the-
Jaune: Woo! Got it! You see that Ruby?
Ruby: Y-yeah I did. Good job.
Jaune: ...Ruby, are you blushing?
Ruby: No! I'm just warm.
Jaune: Okay. I'll go look for some more grimm! *Walks off*
Ruby: ...There's that weird feeling again. Am I getting sick?
***Later that night***
Ruby: *Asleep*
Jaune: *Dream* Hey Ruby, you want a cookie?
Ruby: Yeah! I'd love a cookie!
Jaune: *Not wearing a shirt for some reason* Well here you go. *Holds up cookie to Ruby's mouth*
Ruby: *Takes a bite* Dewicious!
Jaune: *Chuckles* Adorable. Say Ruby, after we're done eating. Do you want to go down to the forge and make some babies?
Ruby: I'd love to!
Jaune: I knew you would, but before we go... *Leans in to kiss Ruby*
Ruby: *Jolts awake*
Ruby: *Groans* What was that? I-I need to talk to someone about this.
***The next morning***
Nora: So whatcha need help with Ruby?
Ruby: Well I've been feeling weird lately.
Ren: Are you getting sick?
Ruby: That's what I thought to at first, but I only feel weird around Jaune.
Nora: Ooooohhhh
Ren: Nora... Now Ruby, can you describe this weird feeling?
Ruby: Well it's kind of a warm feeling all over, but warmest in my stomach, and then it travels... nevermind. But I've been having weird dreams too.
Ren: About Jaune?
Ruby: Yeah! How did you know?
Ren: Just a guess, but I believe I know what the problem is.
Ruby: Really! What is it?
Nora: You're horny for Jaune!
Ruby: N-n-no I'm not!
Ren: What Nora is trying to say, is that you're infatuated with Jaune.
Ruby: Infatuwhat?
Ren: You have a crush on him.
Ruby: No that- but I- Oh no. It all makes sense now.
Nora: This is awesome! You and Jaune-Jaune are already so cute together. You're going to be just adorable as a couple.
Ruby: What do I do now?
Nora: Well don't do what Pyrrha did and just wait around until it's too late. You should do the opposite of that!
Ren: It's your decision to make, but we'll support you whatever you choose to do.
Ruby: Hmmm, don't just wait around. Do the opposite...
***A few minutes later***
Ruby: Jaune!
Jaune: Yeah, Ruby?
Ruby: Let's get married! And make lots of babies!
Jaune: ...What?
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Follow up to this:
Raven: *portals to Qrow’s last known location* Ugh, what did Qrow get himself into this time…?
Raven: *looks around at small clothes and a few toys* The hell? Was he in a kid’s closet?
Pyrrha: *yanks open the door in her bathrobe* What-? ANOTHER of you people?! Leave my baby alone!
Jamie: (Arkos son) *wearing pajamas and clinging to his mother* 🥺
Raven: Now, wait a minute…!
Pyrrha: *summons her rifle with her semblance and takes aim* Jamie, plug your ears, sweetie…!
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In the Rebirth au I really hope Pyrrha never beats Jaune, both for comedic chances it opens up and it would give her a rival. Maybe she gets closer and closer over time but never manages to at the end. While turning out Jaune gives her the best advice everytime after their duels.
Just an idea that I’m hoping for. Really like the au and looking forward to future posts of that au.
Have a pleasant day. :)
The Teacher, and the Sudo-Student
Jaune was sitting at his desk, watching a clip of a championship fight. Analyzing, and studying the movements of the girl who just won her first championship fight. And, he judge her lacking.
He made a series of notes as he continued to watch the fighting, but stopped when his scroll went off, and he got a call from his, ‘student.’
Jaune: Hello, Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: Hey, Jaune! Did you watch my fight?
Jaune: Just finished it.
Pyrrha: And~?
Jaune: You’re foot work has gotten better; you’re more assured on where, and how to put your foot down. You need to keep working on that to the point where you don’t even notice that you’re doing it. But, still… best watch your footing.
Pyrrha: Yeah, it did feel like I overstretched myself a bit at times. Anything else?
Jaune: Yeah. You’re slow on the draw; Sure it’s a rifle, but you take too long to line up your shot.
Pyrrha: Am I? Hm… I hadn’t noticed. Any ideas how I could fix that?
Jaune: Go to a shooting range? I’m not really sure, I’m not a range fighter.
Pyrrha: You don’t have any range attacks?
Jaune: Mom’s going to teach me… I think she called it, Aura Slash? Some sort of ranged aura attack.
Pyrrha: Ohhh! That sounds cool~! Could you teach me it?
Jaune: Nope, apparently it’s a secret, Arc family technique.
Pyrrha: Well, I can think of a few ways I could jump that fence.
Jaune: …
Jaune: Back on topic: Your semblance… Use your bloody semblance!
Pyrrha: Hehehe…
Jaune: No laughing! Start training!
Pyrrha: Okay, okay! I’ll start using my semblance more often…
Jaune: Will you?
Pyrrha: Of course I will~!
Jaune: Pyrrha, I know when you’re using your, ‘smile, and wave,’ smile. Don’t use that on me missy!
Pyrrha: Shoot!
Jaune: Other than that, you’re pretty much fine.
Pyrrha: ‘Pretty much?’
Jaune: I only know about your tournament career; For all I know you’ve developed a chocolate addiction, or a sudden aversion to bacon.
Pyrrha: Well, I don’t know about the bacon bit, but I do have a but of a chocolate addiction.
Jaune: Noted.
Pyrrha: But, hey… Why don’t we get together sometime, and get to know one another better…?
Jaune: I’d like that…
Pyrrha: Really?!
Jaune: But, I’m going to, Vale for a while to do some… training, with my uncle.
Pyrrha: Oh, really? What do you think he’s going to teach you?
Jaune: Well, he’s sorta the… Black sheep of the family… So… yeah…
Pyrrha: Really? Why are you going to see him then if he has… A reputation?
Jaune: Best get training from multiple people; You learn more that way.
Pyrrha: Hmm… Fair point.
Jaune: Also I need to get away from my family. My sister’s are… getting weird.
Pyrrha: Weird how?
Jaune: I’m not gonna…
Jeanne: Jaune! Mom, needs to talk to you again about training under, Uncle Roman.
Jaune: Haa… Here we go again… Jeanne, could you keep, Pyrrha company till I’m back?
Jeanne: You’re on call with, Pyrrha? Hey, Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: Hey, Jeanne! How are you?
Jeanne: I’m good, you?
Pyrrha: I’m good, Jaune just gave me some pointers about my last fight, some pretty useful tops too.
Jeanne: Like using your semblance?
Pyrrha: Naaa… Now you’re telling me this too… Why, Jeanne why!
Jeanne: Hey, if Jaune said for you to do it, then you better do it. May save your life one day.
Pyrrha: Is this some sort of combined twin attack?
Jeanne: Yes, get used to it.
Pyrrha: Oh no… Hey, Jeanne, Jaune said you, well, the girls of the, Arc family were getting weird; Define weird?
Jeanne: Oh, he’s just upset that half of his sisters, including me want to sleep with him.
Pyrrha: Like sleep in the same bed together?
Jeanne: Nonono… We want to sleep with him~!
Pyrrha: Eh…?! Y-You mean… as in s-s-sex…?
Jeanne: Yeah… Sex~!
Pyrrha: B-But, you’re siblings!
Jeanne: Hey, it’s perfectly legal for siblings to bang. Grimm fatality rates, and all that.
Pyrrha: R-Really…?
Jeanne: Yep! Jaune sorta lost it when we said that to him. So, it’s going to be hard, but we’ll get him~!
Pyrrha: O-Okay… That’s… Good for you…?
Jeanne: Yeah… So… would you like to join us?
Pyrrha: Join you; What are you talking about?
Jeanne: Oh, come on now, Pyrrha. Don’t lie to me. I know what you want, or should I say… Who you want~!
Pyrrha: …
Pyrrha: H-How do I join…?
Jeanne: Hehehe~! Welcome to the club sister~!
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In you opinion what are some pros and cons of this team team power
Pyra, weiss, Jaune, and ruby in one team.
This is the first time I've heard of it, but alright, let's look at some pros and cons.
PRO:
Half-goofy, half-serious for a very adorable blend for interesting group interactions.
Pyrrha gets to enjoy time with Jaune and Ruby.
Weiss is on a team with Pyrrha, able to spend time with her.
Jaune is on a team with two girls who like him and one he likes.
Ruby gets to have fun with her team without worrying about her sister pestering her.
Jaune and Pyrrha make a solid power team with support and versatility backup from Ruby and Weiss. Also, Pyrrha and Ruby could swap out as rifle/melee.
CON:
Half-annoying, half-stiff for some very tense and terse group conflicts.
Pyrrha has to suffer Weiss being a suck-up, not getting much alone time.
Weiss is on a team with Jaune, who constantly pesters her with his attempts of affection.
Jaune has no one to really relate to and has to really catch up to the team of a champion, an heiress, and a child prodigy.
Ruby struggles as the youngest of the group, which includes her being treated as a kid, or not at all and being treated as an outcast by her partner.
Ruby and Weiss are glass cannons, leaving Pyrrha as the only truly effective member of the team and has to pull the slack of the young Ruby, the arrogant Weiss, and the know-nothing Jaune.
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Beacon days, Ruby gets teams RWBY and JNPR to try out a team vs team shooter game.
Ruby - Ok team ! Let’s kill the terrorists !
Weiss - Hold on a second , I’m still learning the controls
Yang - Weiss it’s times we can’t just ….
Weiss - Hey what does this button do ?
[Weiss tosses a grenade and blows the whole team up ]
- TERRORISTS WIN -
Ruby - [takes a deep breath and takes off her headset] WEISS !
[They hear a gunshot from the game]
Ruby - Do you see what you did ?! Pyrrha executed a hostage
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Jaune - Pyrrha ! We need them as collateral !
Pyrrha - I’m sorry Jaune but I have to make them afraid to make a move . They played around and Doctor Henderson found out
[Pyrrha hits the npc with the butt of her rifle]
Pyrrha - He’ll never see his wife and son again.
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Writing Requests are OPEN
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So I had an idea, can I request team rwby with an s/o who is just prepared for anything and just a generally great detective. Like they have backup plans for their backup plans. Their is almost no situation they are not prepared for. Ruby got her hand stuck in a Pringles can? Guess what, knew that would happen one day here's some spray I made to make your hand slippery. Figured out blake was a faunus in under 2 minutes. Playing chess with them would be a nightmare.
Sorry if I didn't answered this one! Don't worry Smokey here is going to try and get these Requests done! And I had so much fun writing this! I wouldn't mind making a sequel or trilogy. Oh maybe a quadoligy.
Team Rwby with a detective Reader.
You come from a long line of Amazing detectives!
Ozpin requested you to join his academy, it was because you found the culprit who destroyed his beautiful Coffee machine.
You were part of team DTEV [Detective], how ironic right?
Until some red hooded girl screamed.
"My Beautiful Crescent Rose, Who stained pink paint on my beautiful baby!"
Arching a brow as you approach the 'Crime scene', assessing the situation with your semblance Detective Mode.
"Now let's see, the victim is a scythe...by the design it's handmade and it's possibly a High-Impack 50 Calibre...wait, No...it's an 80 Calibre Sniper Rifle!" Looking around to see any clues, you pulled out your pen and notepad and approached the Red headed girl as your Reddish Orange coloured eyes furrowed as she looks at you.
"Hello miss, my name is Y/n Vermilion, son of Detective Sherlock Vermilion and I am here to solve the case of.....The stained Scythe!" Dun! Dun! Dun! Duuuuuuun!
Cue you trying to solve a damn case of someone possibly spilling paint on Ruby's scythe.
It took you 8hours, 34 minutes and 23 seconds to find the culprit and it was a student from team LOVE.
Ruby thanked you for Avenging her precious crescent rose.
Cue Ruby telling her friend's about you.
Which causes you to be apart of their whacky group of friends.
You and your team are practically the go to squad in case something happens.
Ruby got BOTH her hands stuck in two Pringle cans! Not to worry, you already figured that would happen.
You, JNRP and RWBY were stuck in a dead end as a approaching Horse was coming as your back-up plan had failed (which was Rare and you knew it was going to happen). So you looked at anything that could be useful for you and it clicked.
"since we're going to die, Pyrrha I'll shall confess your love to a certain someone" which causes the sparten huntress to look at you with fear as you smiled. Then you faced Weiss "you couldn't even stopped making three mistakes in your strikes, what would your sister think." Weiss glared at you, you looked at Yang as she stared at you with confusion. "What?" She asked, you shrugged "the Grimm are probably going to go for your hair." You slowly backed away as you watched the three girls launched at the Grimm horde as you looked at your invisible watch "aaaaaannnnd End scene!" You smiled as the Grimm horde was now dealt with....Now it's time to run!
You already figured out that Blakes a freakin Faunus. Which doesn't take an idiot to figure that out but it literally took almost and entire school semester for everyone who are friends with Blake to find out.
I mean she does like to eat alot of tuna and reads in the dark! Heck you saw her bow twitch.
"I'm a Faunus." Blake said looking at your Stoic face, while you dusted your mother's old trench coat and pulled the collar upwards as you began walking away. "Kinda figured that out, now C'mon I have Curfew to follow." Cue everyone doing a cliche anime collapsing to the ground moment.
Playing chess against you, is a literal nightmare!
You figured them out without even setting the game up.
And it's not just chess, but boardgames too!
No one can defeat you....well except Ruby and Nora.
Nora is terrifying and hyperactive to the point that you can't tell what's she's thinking to the point she beats you in the damn game.
You let Ruby win because you don't have the heart to beat a girl who's giving her all against someone who's just barely half-assing it.
Ruby challenge you to a game of card's against Remnant with a twist, if Ruby loses she can't eat any cookies for a damn month! But if you lose then you have to do everything she says. And you decided what the heck, you'll play.
Ruby was team vacuo and you were team Atlas. You were beating her within five turns and you could easily win the game in three turns or less. But, she was trying her hardest and looked like she didn't want to go out without eating a month's worth of cookies, and you were just barely putting any damn effort.
So you threw the match by playing the wrong card on purpose and rolling the dice to give you a bad score and gave Ruby the automatic win.
"HAH! I won! Guess a detective can't win against a cards against Remnant pro!" Ruby exclaimed as she looks at you with a smug look on her face, you rolled your eyes with a sly smirk on your face.
"you won fair and square toots, now what should I do for you since you won, hm?" You asked as Ruby puts some thought about it, before her face turns into a bright red colour as she leans forward and tilts her head sideways. "As the winner, I would like you to kiss me on the cheeks and take me out on a date!"
For the first time in your life, you were surprised by that request and didn't predicted Ruby to request those two things.
With a smile you gave the scythe wielding Girl a kiss on the cheeks and asked her on a date. Which she automatically agreed to.
Fun fact! Your weapon is a cane that can convert into a bladed whip. You also own some sort of old gun from the 80s.
You and Ruby's combo+ship name is called RoseNoir or Black Beauty Rose cause it's basically the noir of Roses.
Your semblance is called Detective Vison it works similarly like Batman's Detective Mode from the Arkham Games.
Vermilion is a Reddish Orange colour and Y/n is based on those old black and white Detective shows.
#rwby#rwby x reader#blake belladonna x reader#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#yang xiao long x reader#ruby rose#ruby rose x reader#weiss shcnee x reader#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#Pyrrha Nikos#Detective!Y/n
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If you know Gears of War, what would JNPR's choice of weapons be?
Jaune with the lancer.
Nora would take the gnasher shot gun
Pyrrha the longshot sniper rifle
And ren the torque bow
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