#right down to the strangling

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

spontaneously starts scribbling him Differently Every Time

#CONSISTENCY IS DEAD AND I STRANGLED HER #a very long time ago. im just whaling on a corpse at this point #consistency may be dead but she's also my wife. is that anything #anyway HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY #howdy brain Activated Tonight #i dont know how to draw him! it might seem like i do! i dont! hes fuckin Shaped in such a Way! #the last one was actually the first #i will never be able to replicate it. its what i Want #scribble salad #welcome home #howdy pillar #shakes him shakes him SHAKES HIM #his hair is a bitch to get even remotely right... #ill pin it down tho! ill streamline it! eventually! #every time i look at him my brain essentially goes 'he can get fluffier.... the Volume....'

[bucking-mustangs-with-wings]

Austin Butler (being a hazard to my health) in his hoodie

#suffer with me #im dragging you all down to the depths WITH ME #he looks so fucking COZY and happy #and i think that right there is why my heartstrings STRANGLE ME OVER THESE #austin butler

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie: he’s crying, what do we do?

Beakley: go comfort him

Scrooge: how do we do that?

Beakley: maybe start with a hug

Goldie: a what??

#they don’t know what affection is #back in there day emotions weren’t a thing #you just went to work and went to sleep #like what do you mean you shouldn’t push your emotions down #it work perfect fine for them #right? #RIGHT?? #wrong. #they both need therapy #Beakley is so done with them both #like so. done. #she wants to strangle them #and I can’t blame her #goldie o'gilt #scrooge mcduck #ducktales #incorrect quotes #scroldie #louie duck #bentina beakley #goldie is mortified that Beakley would even suggest that #and Scrooge is contemplating every move he made that got him into this position #they’re impossible #they’re stupid #best auntie and uncle shirt all round

[medicalunprofessional]

ughhh just a rlly nice dood of gristol

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 spoiler #gristol malik #trainofthought #i am going to strangle gristol #screaming DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY at gristol right now! WAWIIEEE #hes fun to draw i like his design #he has little baby hands idk it i porttayed that properly #hes so endearing but i want to kill him #i think the point is your supposed to despise him. point taken #I WILL DRAW SOMETBING FINISHED. SOON. I JUST REALLY LIKE THIS DOODLE #which one of you put all those images on his wiki article and why

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Heeey anyone remeber this weirdo I made couple of months back? They're in my head again

#prime arcane #why is it so dificult to draw based on your own reference #like sure past me can put down the details from this angle when coming up with whatever and now I wanna strangle her #also abusing the fact my computer can now handle drawing backrounds #probably bit off more than I can chew right of the bat but of well- #also debated whether or not they should have eyeshadow but than decided it would be an overkill #they would simply have too much slay!! #props to you if you know which screenshot redraw this is #arcane #miles nine prower

[i3utterflyeffect]

Absolute mood. Brains love to have ideas and then let them sink into the Abyss.

On that note, have some fuel for later: the eventual ramifications of captured-by-Victim stick c!alan must be horrendous—nuclear, if Second's response continues to escalate. But hey, at least c!alan and Chosen have similar scars now, depending on how far Victim decides to go! Like father like child. It must feel like Karma.

oh man.......... i never even considered the scars......

i imagine it's a lot worse for c!alan just because the majority of his injuries are in a small period of time, and also because he's not superpowered like SC, Chosen, or the Dark Lord, and doesn't have the punching-bag endurance of victim either-- victim basically only lets him live because they don't want him to have the mercy of death too soon

it's part of why i think chosen would eventually end up like, kind of forgiving him for what he did. it's not that what he did isn't horrible, but he ended up going through something similar and STILL didn't want victim to hurt the others, even if it meant they stopped torturing him. it's just very unfortunate that response just elicits morbid curiosity from victim

and like. while i definitely think it does feel like karma, the others reassure him he didn't deserve anything like that, even Chosen to some degree. bc what victim did was horrific and they acknowledge that he's changed completely, because even though he clearly would much rather Not deal with this, he still did what he could to protect the others from getting hurt

#i absolutely agree that sc would blast victim into fucking ashes tho #go to hell. do not skip go. do not collect $200. #tommy's stick!alan #tommy's stickmen tag #ava #I KNOW LOGICALLY THAT CHOSEN WAS NOT TIED BY THEIR NECK TO THE BALL AND CHAIN. BUT #imagine both of them having neck scars. c!alan's is bc victim was strangling him hard enough to break skin w the lasso #how much force can the lines withstand before the lasso cuts right through them. <3 #anyway i need 2 lay down. everything hurts ✌️ #but thank you i will be chewing on this

[nabaath-areng]

Fuck Sweden as a nation for turning the woobification of our history and culture into one of our greatest exports, pretending to be wholesome and peaceful while profiting from conflicts elsewhere. For never having the fucking spine to take any stance ever and acting high and mighty for being "neutral", all while frothing at the mouth to get a piece of that colonial cake from the cool kids table where the superpowers are seated. For recognizing Palestine's sovereignty only to then consider a withdrawal of said recognition in response to the current genocide. For allowing islamophobia to get to the point it is now and then pointing fingers at jews as a whole. For giving less of a flying fuck about swedish jews during WW2 and until now, yet patting ourselves on the back and taking credit for heroic deeds done primarily by individuals.

I wish nothing but absolute hell and misery for Ulf Kristersson, who is even more spineless about his inaction than I thought possible. Who had nothing to say about the burnings of the torah and quran, only to claim that he stands for fighting antisemitism. Who puffed up his chest and was acting so tough about the things he would do once he became prime minister, only to hold up on none of his lofty promises in true conservative fashion. Both he and his lackeys (as well as their fanclubs of raging screaming bigots) deserve nothing but hurt and hell for continuing to destroy the lives of all marginalized groups in Sweden, all while shamelessly increasing their own salaries blatantly in the open, to then have the sheer and utter gut to declare that actively supporting genocide is within our best interests.

This country's audacity is one that only became possible because we sacrificed our neighbours safety for the sake of maintaining our own, because when your most recent war was in 1809 it's apparently not possible to even try and comprehend the horrors of modern warfare. That is, besides producing the tools for it to happen elsewhere.

#the complete disdain for compassion and humanity is abhorrent #not to mention incomprehensable #im sorry im all over the place bedridden cause bad pain day which makes me even more angry #because i want to strangle everyone in riksdagen with my bare hands #and like im sorry not to be a state hater or anything (sike) but how #and i mean HOW. can one claim that we know democracy #when the people who supposedly represent the rest of us #can just go ahead and do these types of things willy nilly as they please #how can we claim to have free will when the burdens of having to earn the right to life #by working to death and being left to die if we cant adapt to the system #and being actively drained too dry to dare take risks standing up #how can that ever be freedom? #seeing everything coming out of gaza in video audio images all of it #and feeling hopeless? powerless to do anything? #how is that NOT suppression? to break people down to the point they cant find the spirit to fight? #to cast other regular people as villains so that all energy is spent falling into bigotry? #social media is hell but its also one of our greatest tools now #its like being able to zoom out and see the greater overview of the stranglehold capitalism and colonialism has on the world #im not coherent at all and my thumbs are dying now i just #but sooner or later somethings gotta give re: the way our society is built as a whole globally

[perenians]

horrendous attitude, darling. thank you.

(gale: oh, i do apologise. i meant to ask: are you studied in magic. namely, are you a wizard? which you are not.)

#i love him so much but when he said this i wanted to strangle his ass #i promise he's my favorite i promise #gale you are being snide right now #he is just pointing out facts but it feels patronizing. it does. #ALSO ISNT IT IMPLIED THAT HE COMES FROM A PRETTY PRIVILEGED FAMILY. AND THAT HIS EDUCATION WAS SO GOOD BECAUSE OF THE RESOURCES HE HAD #AT HIS DISPOSAL #I THINK IT IS. IF IT IS THEN GALE NOT EVERYONE HAS THOSE KINDS OF RESOURCES #gale is kind but i feel like he's a bit. snobbish at times #gale dekarios #per plays #bg3 #calm down per

[aqua-cultured]

"Help me plan a trip to Hawaii"???

read the fucking room bing

[Image description: portion of a screen cap of a laptop lock screen with an island background. The text under the time reads "Ask Bing "Help me plan a trip to Hawaii for my family of 4 that includes visiting Diamond Head" " /end description]

#if someone who has twitter wants to post this and call them out on it please feel free to #my island just burned down get the fuck out of here Microsoft #Hawaiʻi #maui #Hawaii #land back #ALSO THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW IT'S SPELLED PUT IN THAT ʻOKINA OR SO HELP ME #it's never the right time to vacation to Hawaiʻi #but especially when we're recovering from a fucking disaster i will strangle you bill gates

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

have been unpacking the scene where they bully and manipulate five into joining in the training session, which i've had to do a little at a time because there's A Lot and it is Upsetting Shit, but this bit in particular i'm just

how to make me instantly want to punch a character in the throat: have them pull the 'i can treat you however i want, up to and including physical violence, because it's my house' card, aka every abusive parent ever lmao

#lorien legacies #LL number nine #LL number five #LL marina #i'm going to end up writing a Full Post about this scene later because jesus christ lmao #and all three of nine; marina; and eight's behavior is just textbook ganging up on an abuse victim to gaslight them and wear them down #but like. that alone right there is enough to make me want to strangle a character on the spot. and never not want to again #LL tag #LL crit tag #the crit files #abuse cw #abuse apologism cw #fuck off nine #fuck off marina #fuck off eight #went off in a rant too long for the tags as par for the course so Reblog O' Screenshots we go lmao #dyn: lost boys

[fragrantpines]

I have a lot mixed feelings about the second part of the event.

#it's both good and bad feelings #warning for spoilers below about story so i will take about the grinding stages first #bad: i'm going to strangle cherry with my own hands #what do you MEAN he heals 50% of his hp after his passive aoe hits #excuse my language but what the FUCK #thought second grinding stage would be as easy as first grinding stage but nooooo #as expected of the man who took 120+ pulls and refused to come home #okay story spoilers below proceed with caution #good: i adore loulan's main story a lot; the concept of evil and good which gets blurrier the more someone tries to differiate them is hnggg #also the fact that dongbi is obsessed with catching a-yu is because a-yu is what he wants to be but could never become #a fugitive who fights for his own principles in the shadows; someone who doesn't think twice before following what he thinks is right #he envies that a-yu has the freedom to do what he wants so he's desperately trying to capture him in order to prove to himself that #the path he walked down was right.... even though that costed him so many things.... too many things #meanwhile a-yu envies that dongbi has an identity; a set of principles that he will stick to no matter what #everything a-yu ever wanted was lost in that fire so he has nothing left to fight for #the thrills of theiving and the amusement of this cat and mouse chase is only to distract him from the fact that he will never get- #-what he truly wants for they've long slipped out of his grasp before he realised how truly precious they were to him #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god i love this event so much it's so good #please read the story with cn dubbing for full immersion it's so so good #now back to the grind for a-yu and shifu #tale of food #the tale of food #▪︎ edits #cherry biluo

[beta-adjacent]

the college life is frantically typing out emails, with the occasional break to tear into your food like an animal (without dirtying your hands so you could, naturally, get back to writing said emails)

#istg if anyone saw the way i was cronchin down on these chips right now LMAO #i am Strangling this bag by its Throat to get just enough chippage to slam my facehole into #idek how to tag this

[roomy-ghosted]

Mary on a Cross is such a Krangle song it HURTS.

#I'm listening to it right now #and godd #knowing stuff about Strangle Macock and convergence that I can't share because my friend doesn't want it floating #ITS PAIN FELLAS ITS PAIN #I WANNA SHARE IT SO BADLYYY #Also because I forget what's common knowledge or not- #and i tend to just ramble so much- #knowing strangle is a dwarf is so funny #because idk I can imagine Kasper swooning and it looking like he falls on the floor offscreen #but then it pans down and Strangle caught him #n yea- #just. #grgrgrrr #but OUGH #Lines like 'your beauty never scared me' 'we were speeding together down the dark avenues' #THAT LINE HOLDS SO MUCH I WISH I COULD TELL AND RANT ABOUT BUT I FUCKING CANNNT #grgrrr #AND the 'we were searching for reasons to play by the rules' line. LITERALLY ALL OF THAT VERSE THAT PARAGRAPH WHATEVER #ITS CALLED. #hough #im in pain #i know mary on a cross is probably used for so many people's ships but i dont care it is LITERALLY them and I can't even fucking say why #i hate it here /lh

[welcometogrouchland]

"if the shared mindscape theory is true then we might see Hunter and Caleb interacting!!!" Absolutely but have you considered that if both the shared mindscape theory and the "emerald trio inside hunters brain" theories are true simultaneously we'll get Gus and Willow meeting Caleb??? Have you considered that?????

#ramblings of a lunatic #me when i build entire interactions based off wildly speculative theories: 😎 #LISTEN caleb got murdered before he got the chance to be a father to his kid (if the portraits in hollow mind do depict a pregnant Evelyn) #horrific circumstances of their meeting and existence be dammned #this man NEEDS the opportunity to embarrass hunter in front of the girl be likes in silly ways #caleb ''1600s colonial man'' wittebane bends down to kiss willows hand when greeting her cause he doesn't realise its weird #willows all ☺️ aww that's cute he's such a gentleman #and huntets mentally strangling caleb like STOP!!!! STOP BEING WEIRD IN FRONT OF HER!!!!!!!! WE HAVE THE SAME FACE!!!!!!! #toh #the owl house theory #tentatively tags this bc i just want to put it out there #i mean. you guys saw me in the run up to ttt i was making theories left and right. just throwing shit at the wall to see if something stuck #this is that again

[hirokiyuu]

good morning i havent done meta in a while but i was thinking abt rex+vace and how rex basically gets. the thing vace wants lmao. thinking abt vace's quiet dialogue thinking abt rex talking abt how kids and family are the sign of a healthy colony. vace just misses the point so so bad and rex really gets it lol

#vace can't conceive of anything outside the framework of violence in which he was raised right #he can't understand that the beauty of everyone putting down their weapons is community and care #he doesnt get it! he misses the whole point!!!!! #its not abt having a safe homestead and Winning like that its abt love and care and affection #bc he just fully cannot conceive of that as a win condition! it literally doesn't compute to him!!!! #strangling. strangling. stranglign #teenexo stuff #i was a teenage exocolonist spoilers ? #i might make a more coherent version of this post later when i dont have a headache

[arsonistblue]

i have no words <- lying

#santi tried to strangle jess lmfao #i know it’s not something to laugh about but. now that wolfe has calmed him down #i just find it so funny #i’m also happy santi acknowledged that jess was trying to do the right thing #but also equally happy that jess is going to have to fight to earn back santi’s trust #and that wolfe said he would’ve done the same thing jess did #in general this book is destroying me #blue reads the great library