i am begging you all to stop treating politicians like fandom faves and start treating them as what they are: highly ambitious people juggling several different agendas who we elect in the hopes they will vote for things we support
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dear reddit. today at a work meeting i (44m) was minding my own business waiting for everyone to show up when my coworker (39m) who wears the ugliest feathered coat proceeded to sit directly next to me despite there being multiple empty seats. he is manspreading into my personal space and shedding feathers all over me. wibta if i stabbed him?
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i just wanna say maybe youre giving your favorite #girlboss country singer turned popstar a little bit too much leeway for something you would absolutely destroy literally anyone else for doing
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I quote the 'can cows be lactose intolerant' almost daily. I love that Mu Qing just accepts his boyfriend is he dumbest smart person he knows. Like yeah he can build a PC and he's a survival expert when they go camping, but he still has to say 'righty tighty left loosey' and once tried to microwave a can of spaghettio's. Thank you for the continued laughs!
the duality of man!!!
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being in ur 20s is just like. no i don't know what i want but i know i had it once and i know that i want it back. no i don't know what i want but i know that im needin it and i know i need it bad.
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clinically old people pretending to care about the teenagers they personally traumatized while simultaneously refusing to take literally any responsibility: a compilation
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