Going into the Angelfish tag and seeing actual fish is jarring.
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People really want me to believe that Taylor "went home and tried to stalk you on the internet" Swift absolutely knows nothing about the shit Matty has said and done???
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Idk what the fuck this was but my right eye was not working and then my right hand went numb.
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my steam recommendations these days are just "Hey, want some alarmingly high budget hentai??? How about some non-consensual hentai? No???? Damnit, uh... how about a $60 game with mixed reviews, that's tempting right? No??? Shit. Okay, final offer. This one's gonna be good. So you play as a guy who fucks women who aren't really into it, and - hey, where are you going?!"
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Me after absolutely decimating Danny on his lead up to coming to Gotham: Yes good, there is suffering here, and I will sow the seeds for angst.
Danny 340 words after walking into Gotham city and diving head first into an urban parkour version of white water rafting: THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Tim about to have the closest brush with Death he's had in almost two weeks because Danny is about to Parkour his way into the middle of his life because Gotham said so: I need seven naps and fifteen shots of espresso three hours ago.
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Being a performative whore online is so fun and liberating
Until someone I care about shows interest in me and then I crumble
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something’s happening to me
When Connor prompts a realization - 3.7k - read on ao3
I didn’t think anything of it at first.
Maybe it was naive of me, or maybe just ignorant, or maybe it was just an inability to see past the fact that I had just died. That my heart had spent three minutes still and silent and when it started up again something was different. It was distracting; there was a buzzing under my skin and I couldn’t figure out what was causing it, couldn’t figure out why it seemed so big, couldn’t figure out what to do about it. That’s the only explanation. I was too focused on me to really see what was going on with him. (I’m always too focused on me.)
Connor, well, he just seemed like he needed someone to talk to. He seemed like he was floundering, like he was losing his footing and in need of something steady to right himself with. Of course I would be that for him, of course I would offer a hand out to a friend. I’ve been there myself, I know how much a hand can seem like a lifeline, a beacon to guide you home when you're lost in the woods of uncertainty. He needed the support, needed to know that just because his life was about to change it didn’t mean he was about to.
At least, I thought that was what he needed. (Why am I always so wrong about these things?)
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If you’ll wear the leather and post pictures of you wearing it with the belt fastened and also the belt dangling, with the collar up - I’ll buy the leather. Need your size and PO Box or address to send it.
Use me baby.
Hmmmm….
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Side note not only is dr. Whale a gas lighter and a shit date, he's unethical and giving HIPAA info to the mayor.
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Anakin needing to vent out some aggressive feelings. And releasing them into the Force is not an option.
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