#rikki professing her love to zane who is basically like 'well what IS love' and waxes philosophical at her for twenty minutes while

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the h2o gang but drunk

Lil disclaimer: for the purpose of this post all characters are eighteen, the legal drinking age in australia, as most are by season three. anywhere here go some headcanons:

cleo: giggly. just. giggly. think that one episode in season two where she gets moonstruck and is like 'the moon is silver i like silver.' definitely a lightweight and can be found laughing at the contents of the party host's kitchen cabinets after approximately one (1) drink

emma: that drunk girl giving you pep talks in the bathroom, discouraging your from texting your ex, gassing you up and telling how how pretty you are and omg she loves your dress where is it from. she manages to sober up in a second if someone else needs taking care of though

lewis: absolute party animal. all common sense goes out the window when drunk. he can be found tearing up the dancefloor, jumping into swimming pools from inadvisable heights, killing it at karaoke, and generally getting the cops called on the party/bar/other such establishment through his own buffoonery. if you try to engage him in serious conversation he will shut it down and like, challenge you to a game of beer bong which he definitely wins or something. he is a heavyweight and is always the last to leave the party

rikki: absolutely the sloppy and affectionate drunk. she will go around the party kissing the faces of strangers, telling her friends through tears how much she loves them, and probably end up on the receiving end of one of emma's tirades on why you shouldn't drunk text your ex. of course she will vehemently deny taking part in any of the above the next day

zane: for sure the philosophical drunk who gives ted talks to anyone about anything when he has a few drinks. like this guy thinks he's the host of the number one podcast on itunes or some shit. he is still surprisingly eloquent after a few drinks and is pretty knowledgable about a lot of different topics, but is not the kind of drunk you want at a dinner party or on the dancefloor lest you want to get an earful about like, the pros and cons of various cryptocurrencies or some bullshit equivalent

bella: bella is the rare type that gets more quiet and introspective after a few drinks. she can be found sitting in a corner soaking up the vibes and the atmosphere, or else being subjected to a zane-type drunk talking at her about karl jung's theory of the collective unconscious and being the only person to stick around for the conversation. if you try to get her to dance she will just sway gently and eventually go searching for the party host's cat. definitely the kind of person who peaces out of the party early without texting anyone

charlotte: it takes a lot to get charlotte drunk but it will usually go one of two ways: she is either the social butterfly drunk at the centre of all the conversations, laughing and chatting and dancing without making a fool of herself like party animal lewis; or she is the slightly aggressive drunk who talks a little too loudly, peels nate off whatever girl(s) he is attempting to harrass, and gets into lively debates with people whom she verbally eviscerates. think emma's brand of mom friend drunkenness but with more gusto

bonus pic of the s3 girlies in their mermaid forms drinking champagne for shits and gigs courtesy of @daytonametth:

#alcohol tw #u asked for it so legally i had to provide 🤷‍♀️ #but consider the possibilities of lewis going absolutely balls to the walls on the dancefloor and dragging cleo out with him and she wants #to dance but she can't. stop. laughing. #emma and rikki in the bathroom together doing whatever the opposite of their dynamic usually is and telling each other how much #they love one another #zane accosting lewis with some philosophical question only for him to laugh for twenty minutes and cajole zane into the next round of #karaoke. who then spends the entire song reiterating said important philosophical question #rikki professing her love to zane who is basically like 'well what IS love' and waxes philosophical at her for twenty minutes while #she's like 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #char and bella would be excellent drunk companions since charlotte would help coax her out of her shell a little bit and ask her questions #and chat about deep meaningful stuff while hissing at any boys who try to hit on her #i just love the idea of one of the girls getting into shenanigans and desperately needing lewis's help while he's like playing chicken in #the pool with tiffany nate and miriam #h2o just add water #h2o #.txt #ask to tag