played the game ok boomer at my family party today, ended up explaining to a room of ~20 of my relatives what fanfiction is so they could understand the question, “in fanfiction, what does AU stand for?”. and then the card’s definition of “AU” was wrong so i also had to get into the concept of “canon”.
can u believe. in front of my whole family. a room full of people, aged 3 to 80. all staring at me intently as i explain the difference between an alternate universe and canon divergence. at one point my mom was like “daina i think we get it” and a cousin and two aunts were like “wait no we’re interested please continue” and i had to say to my own mother in front of god and my i am kenough sweatshirt “sorry but unlike you the rest of them DON’T have to listen to me talk about fanfiction on the regular”. my uncle is a retired judge. my one cousin worked for the federal government in a job that was so classified that for years he literally couldn’t legally tell us about ANYTHING he was working on. and today those men sat and patiently listened to me define “coffee shop AU”.
also, not one, not two, but THREE of the answers for the young folks, i knew solely because they were either plot points on stranger things or they were things i found out whilst reading stranger things fanfics. and then i was the only person in our age bracket (10 people, ranging from ages 9 to 42) that knew who anne rice was, and had to explain yet again that the reason i had this knowledge was because… fanfic.
it was surreal. also my aunt, aged 68, may or may not begin attempting to read fanfic now because, according to her, “there are so many stories where there are these small side characters and i’d just KILL to hear their backstory or like what was going through their minds during the main action!” i’m very happy for her. today was wild.
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shout to that time a couple months ago i badly drew frank but the only working camera i had at the time was my shitty laptop one
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48, Crane & Batman
48: Childhood
Before the toxin, he once struck fear with gunshots.
Watching Batman collapse to his knees after he’d combined both dizzied Crane with a euphoria he’d only felt once before. Like Proust, he was briefly transported; he was sixteen, swelling with boyish triumph watching the crows snack on the crone’s mass of exposed cranial tissue.
Under the cowl, Batman croaked in a child’s voice:
“Mom…”
The Scarecrow grinned; sutures split.
“Go on, Dark Knight,” he coaxed, hand gentle on square jaw. “Tell me about Mother.”
He’d long suspected the Batman, too, was a creature carved out of the agonies of childhood.
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oh what a match, what a pair we make
the sunshine to my moonlight
the happy times to dull the pain at night
my favourite fated trick of light
you're so raw, golden boy
you say you're no good with words
but your simplicity makes your love shine through
like rays of sun through clouds
that I can't help but be reminded of you
I don't think I'm good with words, my sunshine boy
not like you
I obscure the deeper meanings
hide my heart behind wordplay
too much a coward to flay
and let my feelings be on true display
so I give you these games
in return for your flames
because I'm too scared to say
three simple words to your face
oh what a match, what a pair we make
the sweetness in my doomed life
i hope you know when I ask to be your problem
I'm hoping you're my soulmate
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hhhhh i havent written anything in approximately 67 years but i have so many thoughts about acotar and azriel how to write about relationships and azriel emotions and azriel feelings and just..... hi :) maybe someday i’ll write a fic. i have so many ideas about mates and gushy fluffy stuff but well. it’s been A LONG TIME....
prompts i’m thinkin of:
-- “the weight of you makes me stronger” - lil angst then a lot of fluff
-- “help me keep you alive” - angst angst angst
-- “rainwalkers” - mystery angst and fluff bc fluff keeps us alive, about a fae of rain...walkers... lol
-- modern au - street art/tagging/graffiti gangs.. :’’’) - fun action times and cheeky flirting, angst, and smut if i can bring myself to write that ahahhaha
-- “hot sugar” - uhhh.... d...don’t look at me just yet lol
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Sharing my pretty thoughts because I’m just a girl 🎀
x fem reader (Smut…)
Imagine, just imagine…
That he’s so horny, so fucking desperate for you—his mouth slobbering, his cock twitching in between his thighs, his body full of sweat as he lays on his bed, his back against the mattress and his mind swims with thoughts of you.
Images of you, bouncing on his dick as you whine and cry telling him he’s to big, how you can’t take him and need his help…how much you need him. How good he makes you feel.
Images of your face shoved into the pillow as your voice gets muffled while his manhood disciplines your naught cunt, his hands gripping at the fats around your hips as he uses you like a goddamn slut.
He groans loudly before he takes his boxers off, his hands tracing along his dick to mimic what you do before sucking him off. His big calloused hands wrapped around his dick imagining his rough hands were your soft ones—your warm lips..fuck he can’t hold it in, he starts stroking his length, softly groaning before he stops. He needs you. He fucking needs you but you’re out. So he quickly gets up from his bed and looks through your used laundry.
Jackpot, your pretty black lace panties.
Your panties in his face, his tongue licking at the cloth occasionally biting on the material—breathing heavily inhaling your scent…so drunk in love with you, your mere panties made him jerk off for several minutes—his hands covered in his seed, how he wished he could make you clean his cock off…he groans frustrated at the mess before his dick gets hard again, he bites on your panties his teeth piercing into the lace small rips on your panties now, but he doesn’t give a shit so he starts to move his hand again, he groans softly as he starts to pleasure himself again in the thoughts you, the thoughts of your lips, the thoughts of your lips wrapped around his big dick, the thoughts of you struggling to take it in—just for him to fuck your pretty face..how he wished you were here to take care of his little problem. He can’t wait for you to get back…cause
He’s gonna fuck you so well after you get back..
Eyeless Jack, Ticci Toby, Bat! Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Hal Jordan, Kenny McCormick, Peter Parker, Thomas (tmr) & Mattheo Riddle & Anakin Skywalker
And any men (!) you think would do this,
in all honesty. I feel like Jason Todd would but when he’s really really goddamn desperate—cause he’s a patient man and he wants you and not your panties ?!
But fr tho any guy would do this. If they won’t. They’re in the Boys Category 🤮
They’re not allowed to even step foot or get near the Men’s category.
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