Thought of the day
Erza, Natsu, and Gray had not fucking clue what moisturizer was, and were crusty. Until they met Lucy.
Have a nice day.
You're very based for this anon. I think I can take it a step farther, hold on--
Natsu has perpetually dry skin, but not to the point of being crusty or ashy. It's just like leather, thick and resistant. To fire. To moisture. To anything. Lucy thought it was a terrible case of bad skin care but nothing she throws at him puts a dent in it. It's literally like trying to moisturize a lizard. It is Lucy's personal goal to find a combination of products to break through his hide; meanwhile Natsu has no idea why she is so hellbent on it but she's enthusiastic so he lets her do whatever.
Erza tried to have a routine. Keyword: tried. She over-moisturized and at all of the wrong times, and terribly inconsistently. She would grab products based solely on smell and picture and not pay any attention beyond that. It wasn't until Lucy came along that she learned how to use any of it, and when Lucy managed to find a scrub that softened Erza's callouses, she was like a child in a candy store at the possibility. Lucy is Erza's beauty-product senpai now and Lucy greatly enjoys it.
Gray, meanwhile, I think actually did know how to moisturize. He's from a cold region, and having ice magic only makes it worse. Ur might have made them run around in the snow shirtless as kids, but she was still a mom and she made sure both Gray and Lyon knew how to take care of themselves. He never did anything fancy with it though, but he and Lucy unexpectedly bond over it while the team was out on a job, so Lucy foists her favorites on him later and he takes to that instead.
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Piercer was very cute and funny and also said I have great ears & cartilage for piercing, which is not the first time I've heard this, a different piercer and an allergy specialist both commented on my apparently perfect ear structure. I am getting a good grade in having ears, something that is both normal to want, and apparently, possible to achieve
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NORDEGRIM HEADCANONS
I need to get my many thoughts for them sorted out so here’s one big post for those many random thoughts!
- They are both very good listeners and will listen to the other talk for hours on end about their day and their interests
- Stacey and Neil will play video games together and almost always Neil will win much to Stacey’s chagrin. She will then proceed to throw the controller (it’s canon that she’s a sore loser w/ video games)
- Stacey’s the big spoon while Neil’s the little spoon (despite the fact that hes taller than her)
- Stacey does all of the talking. She will tell the cashier at McDonald’s that Neil asked for no pickles
- Neil fell first, Stacey fell harder*
- Stacey will steal some of Neil’s shirts. He doesn’t mind (though the comic panel one is iffy territory as that’s his favourite)
- I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, they will share bracelets and make their own together
- if they get married they DONT have kids. I just can’t see them having any (same goes for like every other SP character tbh)
-In their first year of uni, they shared a creative writing class. It was a big class so that’s why they didn’t know each other before volume 6 (despite being in the same room way before that)
- I imagine in SPTO Scott’s future (not the one we see where he didn’t change and was going through divorce) that old Stacey and old Neil are like newlyweds and are the most insufferable people to be around. After they get married they are in the honeymoon phase forever
- Stacey is a power bottom argue with my brick wall. She’s a bottom but Neil is even more of a bottom than her
-Neil works part time at an EB games near Second Cup so before they started dating he would stop by before his shift and get like a coffee and hope that Stacey would be there. After they started dating if their shift times line up they will commute to work together
- Stacey got Neil into her 60s rock music. He will randomly hum ‘I’m A Believer’ by The Monkees and get annoyed when some asks if that’s smashmouth he’s humming to (that song I mentioned is a nordegrim song to me)
- SPTO Neil turned Stacey into a cinephile so now they are both talking about the movie Crash
- DORKS IN LOVE IS THEIR CAPITAL D DYNAMIC
- they hold hands a lot :3
- they propose to each other at the same time
- Stacey has cold hands, Neil has warm hands
-they cuddle no matter how hot it is
* the trope of “A fell first, B fell harder” is misunderstood a lot. It doesn’t mean that B loves A more than A loves B, it means that A slowly fell in love with B while B had a moment with A that made them realize how much they loved A. That’s just how I’ve seen it described and I’ve been in fandoms where ppl have misunderstood the trope sm that I just wanted to make this fact as clear as I could.
And that it!
Feel free to share some of your own headcanons if you have any with me cause I would love to hear them! Make a comment on this post or send me an ask and I’ll do my best to answer them as fast as I can :]
Oh and also:
Hope you enjoyed my little headcanons!
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I can't cope, Matpat is retiring!!!!
My literal childhood hero is retiring. From 8 to 19 I have been watching this man. He's introduced me to so many new and interesting types of media. From my love of FNAF to my love of analog horror. Testing out wacky theories like if you can eat your entire Christmas tree. He is an absolute legend and it's so surreal to see him go after all this time.
But I'm happy for him. I'm happy that he's going out in his own terms and that he finally has the opportunity to spend more time with his family. That he won't be stressed out about meeting YouTube deadlines or worry about different fan bases attacking him because they don't agree with his theories.
I cannot cope with the fact that he's really gonna be gone, but I'm overjoyed I got the chance to have a decent role model to look up to, knowing how other YouTuber careers end nowadays.
Content is gonna be slow because oh my goodness the impact this man and his silly theories have had on my life and now he's leaving.
Sorry for the rant, but dear God I simply cannot cope 😞😞😞
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Not a cat or dog, but my late rabbits (hope that is okay). They learned to open their cage door all by themselves
they're lovely, they're round, they're fluffy, they have very nicely contrasting designs and would make for a great sitcom duo. smart pets are so fun, my late cat socks had my mother and I trained to go turn on a tap for him to drink from whenever he pawed at a little bell we had hanging on the wall, he pavlov's catted us.
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