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hellonearthtoday · 2 months
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canon is dead I rule the world. dsmp you are MINE
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dsmpblrs ocs shared between the 5 (five) singular people that inhabit this fandom
I'm taking the chance to just talk about my personal dsmp au that is basically canon if you don't think about it
I don't think we as a community wrote enough about demon ctommy. he was always my favorite it just gives him this evil vibe that I think is sooo funny and I always see it in ctommy art but never in literally any fic. and that's fine but imp or whatever-he-is-Tommy will always be real in my heart. in my head he used to be a bird hybrid, but when he died for what was supposed to be the final time they took his fucking wings and gave him cunty demon horns and tail. Death made him emo. for the sake of this narrative his wings used to be white too. Pair this with religious ctommy and you get peak
ctubbo. I think about him a lot. I think personally he wears armor under his coat. You'd think it start to get hot under there, and it does. his solution is to just Never leave the Arctic.
At some point he started developing resting bitch face, because it used to just be resting (autistic face of neutrality) but now he kind of just looks tired all the time. Not like Tommy's rbf where he looks like he's kinda pissed and has a headache 24/7. but at least they're semi matching now. bff's!!! (?) I can't write too much about ctubbo because my cutbbo is like 20 billion contradictions stacked on itself. he's not as simple as my ctommy.
He doesn't wear the red bandana anymore but he can't tell you why and he's not insecure about the scar on his face but he's not proud of it either. I FORGOT TO DRAW CRANBOO AND HIS WEDDING RINGS IM AN ANTI WHAT THE HELLL okay ignoring that blunder, their wedding rings are meant to be on their horns 💔 you can't fucking see cranboos singular (1) horn because it's out of frame, they're too tall.
SPEAKONG OF CRANBOO!!!! snakes in his hair because Hahhaa hattte eye contact????? Medusa???? get it guys get it do you guys get jut
The snakes talk to him. Take that as you will. He's a chronic suit wearer and will literally not wear anything else unless it's under or over the suit. he would like to never try anything new ever he needs this constant in his life or everything will fall apart and the world will end. He knows how to kit up and wear armor but just as a joke he wears random bits of armor in places he literally needs it least. as a fashion statement. Tommy doesn't wear any armor usually bcz who gaf he's not doing that shit
in my perfect world the egg plot in dsmp actually got used better and becsme more than a background plot. it could've been everything. anyway my dsmp au is egg war las Nevadas craziness and I'm right goodnight
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pucks-shitposts · 3 months
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Ok it’s my silly or wtvr (redraw from late Jan 2022)
Rb and likes appreciated
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Old ver
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mon-chert · 8 months
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the initiation
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ammiedude · 2 years
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syndicate
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anneliis18 · 1 year
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Just when you thought they couldn't steal any more gender
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updatingranboo · 6 months
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now that the actors strike is over i can post this omg
(originally posted 9/29/23, deleted due to ranboo not wanting to accidentally promote the new saw movie)
[audio transcript: “Hello Paul. I see you have once again caught yourself shopping at your local supermarket. Your gluttony and constant need to go back and fourth along the aisles has caused the workers around you to suffer greatly, constantly restocking your endless pit of greed. Now, we shall see how long that greed shall last. I have locked you inside the supermarket. If you survive 100 days without opening the giant cheese ball bucket, you will be set free, and your life will be yours to live. If you open the cheese ball bucket, well, I will set all the disgruntled employees that you have tortured with your years of endless restocking, loose. And they all have been equipped with very large knives, and they’re- and they’re pissed, they’re really upset. Will you be able to resist the temptation of big cheese ball bucket for 100 *laughs* days? Or will you falter, and face the wrath of customer service. Live or die Paul, the choice is yours."]
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solarkarii · 1 year
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Bunnytouille
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cheese-water · 11 months
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Generation Loss being a tv show makes so much on a meta level. Like remember how Ranboo said there’s a reason why it’s streamed on his twitch channel, and how we all thought it was because he was secretly broadcasting it? That was disproven quickly with Showfall Media publicly promoting the viewpoint and the existence of Squiggles on the broadcast.
So let’s look at the the episodes through the lens of a tv broadcast instead of a twitch stream. It becomes clear why Ranboo always gets himself into these wacky situations and miraculously survives till the end unlike his friends. Ranboo is the main character. Ranboo is the protagonist.
Compare them to another tv protagonist, like Ted Lasso. Sure other characters contribute to the story of each episode, but we as a viewer always follow the main character’s highs and lows, successes and failures, rights and wrongs. They are how the plot moves forward and conflict is created and dissolved. There’s a reason why we don’t see Sneeg’s escape attempt, Ethan Austin and Vinny being freed from the machine, Jerma’s demise; because it doesn’t matter. We don’t care. Showfall doesn’t want us to care.
Our viewpoint is Ranboolive. Who cares if a couple side characters die when the main character is about to solve the next puzzle. He is what keeps the show running, an essential cog in this beautiful machine. He will keep this broadcast rolling whether they like it or not.
Makes you wonder how many other “viewpoints” there are. Are they similar television channels, different people, sets, situations all at the press of a button? Is Showfall Media just beginning of interactive experience entertainment or is it one of hundreds of other programs following the same protocols, each baring a long list of missing persons cases that have yet to be solved? Who really was the “Founder?”
I guess we have to wait and see…
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simplepotatofarmer · 1 year
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behold, the first dsmp meme i ever made and never posted
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kalcifers-blog · 9 days
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The funniest part to me about the Bi-Curious TommyInnit coming out is I distinctly remember this one tiktok I saw back in 2021 (or early 2022??) That was like "Bisexual streamers 1!1!1" which included Ranboo, Tubbo and Tommy- to which people told them "Hey maybe let's not speculate on real people's sexualities"
Which obviously is like, very valid and they were right for saying it. (And obviously they were partially wrong with the bi label specifically with Ranboo and Tubbo) And obviously obviously I'm not condoning doing that because it was pretty weird of them to do.
But I keep thinking of it and just fucking CACKLING now because like. Dude they clocked it years before the man himself did what the fuck
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Back with more ‘aliens beeduo save human Techno from an interstellar fighting arena and accidentally adopt him’
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The food on the spaceship is almost worse than what he got at the arena. Maybe not in appearance, Techno will take these sterilized packages of indescribable paste over raw meat any day. But in tastes, there's not much of a difference.
Also, they are much harder to open.
They'd probably not be an issue for anybody with proper dexterity, but Techno's hands have been a trembling mess since he got taken in by these aliens. And part of that is due to stress, though the many scars that litter his palms and fingers would betray deeper tissue injury is also at fault. He's making a very unpleasant expression as he tries to rip at the flimsy foil to no avail.
He doesn't even want the grey stuff inside. It's disgusting and flavourless and has the texture of baby food after a baby's already eaten it.
But Techno also would like to stay alive a little longer, which sadly means he'll have to take any nutrients he can get.
As kind as Bee and Boo have been when taking him in, they don't understand Techno's attempts at communicating. Like, at all. So he hasn't had much chance to enlighten them about the wonders of human cuisine yet. And most of the things they cook for themselves, Techno won't risk. At least he knows the goop won't kill him (unless trying and failing to get into the tube causes a heart attack out of sheer frustration).
Man, what he wouldn't give for a can of spagethios right now.
Suddenly two hands close over his shaking ones, Boo's long fingers gently prying the food from his weak grip. Techno has a protest halfway up his throat - perhaps an attempt at keeping his dignity by telling this alien he'd totally be able to take care of his own meal if prolonged trauma hadn't left him with a tremor. But they wouldn't understand him anyway.
Boo quickly rips the foil open before giving it back to Techno, making a small and encouraging buzzing noise deep in their throat. Techno hated that sound at first, likening it to a broken television.
He has since learned it's meant to come across as friendly.
"Uh, thanks," he says lamely as he takes the food back. Boo blinks at him with lids that close vertically over his dark eyes. They tilt their head a bit. They don't understand his gratitude.
And Techno knows it shouldn't matter, but he feels bad.
Suddenly he remembers what the little pig child does sometimes when the older two aliens help them. It might be a weird bet, but as far as Techno can tell the gesture is meant to convey thankfulness.
So slowly - very slowly, not stupid enough to risk making any sudden moves - He tucks in his chin, bends forward and bumps his forehead into Boo's shoulder in some kind of weird headbutting motion.
When he pulls back Boo is staring at him.
Techno thinks he might have done something wrong, still shaking hands pinching at the foil of his food. But then Boo jumps up, the staticky noise increasing in excitement. It's enough to lure the smaller one - Bee - into the room. Boo instantly starts chirping at them.
Techno shakes his head as he brings the food to his mouth, distracting himself from the taste by watching the two that have taken him in flit around like proud parents whose child just said a first word.
Communication efforts will definitely need to be revisited later.
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piedpip3rrr · 2 years
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God moment (pjo au)
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crimalwx · 1 year
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woe, syndicate raft by @anarchy-and-piglins and me be upon ye
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pineapplesaresweet · 1 year
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If he ever opens a P.O box i know what I'm sending them
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caesurah-tblr · 11 months
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Gl!Charlie deserved so much better…. He was forced to eat a bowl of guts, then he was ripped open by his friend… Then when he was finally in a momentary state of peace, he was dragged away from that and ripped apart by a monster. He died not knowing who he was, or where he came from. He suffered so much for nothing.
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poggersbastard · 1 year
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IM SORRY
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