i wholeheartedly believe that rita has lines from jet’s favourite car streams memorised, and plays them in her head when she misses him. sometimes she mutters the best lines, and puck gets so annoyed cause they’re just trying to nap or something.
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we STAN an aroace king
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omg omg hii penumbra podcast fans
thiiis blog is a gpt2 model trained with penumbrapod transcripts (all of them, no preference between juno steel vs second citadel, bonus eps included.) We are trained on season 4 now!!
I add every ask and response that goes out into the training
everything is bot generated but it’s moderated to pick the most coherant(or if I feel it, just funny) response the bot gives me.
uuuhm if u send asks it’ll respond liiike
my main blog is @bookerdwitt , if you want to contact me it’s best you contacted there (this isnt a side blog it’s under a different email, I’m only logged in here when actively posting). I am a system host and a fictive of juno steel, my name is june. It’s possible other people from my system will talk in the tags with or without clarifying who they are idk live with that
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Super niche but does anyone else image Rita PenumbraPod as like a mini Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds?
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Captain A drinks wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER
-Rita Penumbrapod
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introduced my mother to the penumbrapod while road tripping. she loves the juno steel plotline but now it is very late at night and she is calling her siri directions "rita" which was definitely an unforeseen development
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“mistah steel! mistah ransom! you’re supposed to strike a pose when i say that!”
[image description: a digital painting of rita, peter ransom, and juno steel from the penumbra podcast. rita is standing in the middle, wearing an oversized t-shirt that looks like a slice of watermelon, giant strawberry shaped earrings and red & white polka dotted leggings with black mary jane shoes. her arms are on her hips and completely adorned in silly bands. her orange hair is pulled into two ponytails, and her purple circular glasses are shining, her eyes stars as she strikes a cool pose and puckers her lips. peter is standing to the left, in a deep purple sparkly jumpsuit with a sheer section showing his chest. his dark hair is styled into a mullet, and he has a tiny mustache. on his right leg is a white cast with signatures from rita, juno, and buddy on it. he has on smoky eyeshadow underneath his glasses, and he’s sticking his tongue out and holding up his left hand in a peace sign. juno is standing to the right, with his arms crossed and his eye rolled. he is wearing a grey crop top with the words “your design here” written in red, along with a blue, green + pink unbuttoned hawaiian shirt, an eyepatch over his left eye, fishnets, and black ripped denim shorts. he has a silver septum ring, and his hair is curly, appearing to be growing longer. the trio is standing in front of a giant explosion. there is second image exactly like the first, except the words “the model RITAS” appear over rita’s head in a large speech bubble / end image description]
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Penumbra Podcast
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Rita/OC
Characters: Rita (Penumbra Podcast), Kit(OC)
Additional Tags: Rita goes on a cute date with a cute girl, Fluff and Humor, Rita POV, Carte Blanche Era, Absolutely No Angst, Rita is the Cutest, Written for Penumbra WLW Week 2020
Summary:
Rita's life has gotten so exciting now she's come with Mista Steel to be super thieves on Captain A's ship. Even if she didn't get to put on the fancy gown and steal stuff yet, it's already been so fun!
But even though her new job is super cool, it's really put a hamper on Rita's dating life. Rita has done so many cool things and she isn't allowed to talk about any of it! It just ain't fair!
Rita goes on a date with a cute girl in between heists, but finds she can't talk about her most exciting adventures. What's a girl to do?
900 words, Rita POV, fluff and humour
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crime family :))
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With Juno's and Sasha's relationship irreparably damaged, Juno's connections to his home planet and Hyperion City are all but destroyed. With this though, I'm worried about Rita in the coming season, they had that conversation in What Lies Beyond part 1 about them having a long future together and I can't help but think of the tragedy if one of the fandom's favorites didn't make it out of this with the rest of the family.
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Chapters: 1/5
Fandom: The Penumbra Podcast
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Peter Nureyev/Juno Steel, Rita & Juno Steel
Characters: Juno Steel, Peter Nureyev, Rita (Penumbra Podcast)
Additional Tags: 4 Things, Fluff, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Miscommunication, for comedy ONLY, Cooking, Cooking Lessons, nureyev accidentally lets a thing or two slip in his mother tongue, without realizing that hes not the only one on the ship who speaks it, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, peter nureyev is SMITTEN, i get to wax poetic ab how much i love juno in this one you guys arent ready, 4 + 1
Series: Part 24 of (Free! That's right! Free!) Penumbra Commissions
Summary:
The language of his planet wasn’t exactly the most difficult for Peter Nureyev to part with. Anything that reminded him of the comforts of home was strategically suppressed with time and careful practice. In fact, any strange or telling comforts were suppressed as well.
Only after several months aboard the Carte Blanche did he realize he was laughing at streams he insisted that he hated and listening to music he’d long since spurned, if not for a specific alias. Even though a part of him felt more trapped than ever, it was at constant war with the urge to relax, and he had to say, it often felt like the urge to relax was winning.
(Free!) Commission for Starhilm !!
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submit your tpp headcanons! we’ll yell about them! it’ll be great!
october is a long way away but i wanna hear what you think about tpp
funny, tragic, unrealistic - submit your headcanons and we’ll collectively lose our shit over juno fucking steel
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It's her!! It's Rita PenumbraPodcast!!!
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why wouldnt you date (character) ask game
rita penumbrapod >:]
That's An Aromantic Right There
Also I would find her voice too annoying =/ Sorry Queen
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this is a rita penumbrapod appreciation episode
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in which: yasmin swift is a dashing knight in chainmail armor who has previously been described as both “heroic” and “prettyyyy,,” + rita is a damsel in distress whose favorite past time is swooning in the arms of knights such as yasmin swift (historical au for day two of @penumbrawlwweek! added bonus of a tiny rita, daydreaming the whole thing)
[image description: a watercolor painting of yasmin swift and rita from the penumbra podcast. yasmin is dressed in silver armor. she has tan skin, covered in scrapes and cuts, and long brown hair that sticks out through her chainmail. she is looking down and winking at rita, who has darker skin and is swooning in yasmin’s arms. rita is wearing a long, flowing pink floral princess dress and a crown with flowers positioned carefully in her bright reddish orange hair. there are flames surrounding the two women and rita is calling out “oh yasminnnn,” which appears in a yellow speech bubble over her head. a second image accompanies this painting and shows rita sketched in pencil. she has major heart eyes and there is a thought bubble above her with a sword-wielding yasmin swift inside of it. someone is calling rita’s name from in the distance, but she is very obviously not paying attention / end image description]
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