#river monroe

[theconfusitory]

i don’t know if you take art requests but if you do I would LOVE more about the wiggly was river’s webby au oh my god

YES!!! i swear there were gonna be a lot more drawings, but i got super busy </3

theyre so silly <33

#hatchetfield #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #river monroe #starkid #black friday #black friday starkid #black friday musical #the lords in black #the lords in white #fanart #nerdy prudes must die #hehe :3 #he will wiggle wiggle wiggle my wiggly tonight #npmd #hatchetverse #hatchetfield au

[ruthflemwad]

the thought of river inheriting a lot of linda’s childhood features… especially the upturned nose :((( and then going to live with roman :((( goddddd the thought of the monroe boys post honey queen breaks me

#river reminding linda of herself also explains a lot of the favouritism #and river reminding roman of linda Only inspires sadder scenarios #UGH i love honey queen #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #honey queen #linda monroe #river monroe

[stephaniespankoffski]

so i just finished watching honey queen for like the 17266272nd time and i realized the only monroe boy we for sure know the age of is river. he is 6 in honey queen. we also know that trent is the oldest of the four and river is the youngest. i also remembered how they say seaton was trying to buy a playboy, which seems like someone an older kid would do. so i’m making a guess that the age order from oldest to youngest is trent, seaton, jordan, and then river.

but then we come to the question of what is their age? well the starkid wiki only contains the age of river, so we have to look at the way they all interact. the way that trent talks and acts and interacts with his brother and parents makes it seem like he’s about 11-14. then if we put about a two to three year age gap between all them we get, seaton would be about 10-12, jordan would be 8-10, and then obviously river is 6. @vicariousscrolling also pointed out that we know two of them are not gerald’s children. i think if we got some more background info on linda we could determine when she and gerald got married and when linda could have cheated on him to figure out more.

but yeah idk hopefully someday we’ll get more information about them. yeah this is a random thought i had and decided to go deeper with it.

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #linda monroe #beautiful blonde boys #gerald monroe #honey queen #nightmare time #river monroe

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

Honey queen drawings cause i love it so much

My first attempt at ID! tell me if i need to fix anything ^_^

#team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #honey queen #nmt2 #nibblenephim #nibbly starkid #linda monroe #monroe boys #river monroe #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe

[getyourpoisonedcupofcoffee]

YOU GUYS?????

Who let him on here

Poor boy @river-monroe

#hatchetverse #hatchetfield #starkid #nightmare time #river monroe

[acutemushroom]

My " 'Jon's characters are related' tree" corrected

So....upon first posting it, I've realized that I've forgotten Roman and Wiggly. But that's not all, I can do better. Yesterday, I've realized that I also forgot Daniel/Stopwatch... So, here is a corrected version of the family tree. Though, I still deliberately did not include Wiggly and cie. for my sanity's sake. I could have added the Emma and her family to the tree, but since her and Paul don't have children together, let alone children played by Jon, I chose otherwise.

So... here is some explanation on how I connected the Murray and Monroe families the the Matthews one :

Again, Roman doesn't share the same surname. And Roman being the leader of Nibbly's cult, I wouldn't be surprised (and HC) that he is much older than he looks like. Probably around Sheila's age actually... So, it's through his sister that he is connected to Paul ! But again, the ages wouldn't have fitted that well if he was his great-uncle. So, I went down a generation below. Roman's niece is actually the Matthews' matriarch, Paul's grandmother.

Which makes Linda Paul's second (degree) cousin, despite them being around the same age. I partially explain that by the fact that, at least in my HC, her mother was something around 30 years younger than Roman (yeah, yikes) .

In the same order of ideas, her children are Paul's father's cousins, his first cousins then, despite them being younger than most of Richie's generation. In fact, I don't think Trent is much older than little Jerri... Talking about them, I know Gerald isn't the biological father of at least half of Linda's children. But because we don't know who their fathers actually are and that Gerald's name most probably is on the birth certificate, I am going to put them as his children. Not that it changes anything for the sake of relating each of Jon's characters.

Stopwatch is Gary's son. No real reason if why not ?

Also, here's some HCs about the dynamics in the family !

The twins know for Daniel's power, but not for the fighting ring. Richie's been so overexcited to learn that, that Daniel feared he would spill the beans. Thankfully, he didn't. Under oath not to. All the family think Daniel has martial art classes, only his father knows the truth about the fights.

Daniel calls Paul and his siblings uncle and aunt. Jerry did try to break him out of the habit, he's their first cousin not their nephew. But it just made it worst. Now, Jerry is suspecting Gary to bribe his son to purposefully call him that just to piss him off.

Girl Jeri knows that Jerry has nephews and a first cousin. But not at first ! When she saw them for the first time, walking pass them on the street, she legit stopped in her track and searched for a solid minute why they looked so similar to Jerry. He had to clarify why later.

All the men are made from the same mold in the family ! No seriously. If Little Jerri had actually been raised by his parents, instead of being left in the woods as a baby, he'd look like his father's exact copy.

When Paul brought Emma to a family reunion for the first time, she did make a joke/comment on the fact they all look like clones. Which was particularly hilarious in the "Forever an always" timeline...

Linda has no idea that she is related to the Matthews.

#hatchetverse #team starkid #jon matteson's characters are related headcannon #the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #black friday #family tree #headcanon #I have the memory of a goldfish #now...to tag each characters 😭 #roman murray #linda monroe #gerald monroe #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe #river monroe #gary goldstein #stopwatch #paul matthews #trevor npmd #richie lipschitz #boy jerry #girl jeri #the lumber axe starkid

[nabwastaken]

Is this anything

#hatchetverse #starkid #sam sweetly #river monroe #honey queen #hatchetfield text posts #Saw the tweet and made me think of them

[bellytheaxolotl]

i saw this halloween costume on tiktok a few weeks ago of a mom with her leash kid and i immediately thought of linda and river

#linda monroe #river monroe #hatchetfield #hatchetfield fanart #starkid #art #fanart

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

i really need a Honey Queen sequel just because i want to see what fucked up horrors the LiB make out of the Monroe boys.

like all their disciples are already off the walls insane, imagine when Wiggly gets his hands (tentacles?) on kids THAT YOUNG…

#there’s a timeline out there where river is the cause of the apocalypse #j screams #hatchetfield #starkid #linda monroe #river monroe #honey queen #nightmare time 2 #lords in black

[pvdd13-b0i]

Also

#emma perkins #paul matthews #river monroe #paul 23 #art post #starkid #hatchetfield

[vorpalmuchness]

Whatever you do, don't think about River Monroe, watching his father get shot, crawl into the front seat of the cop car, and die. Don't think about how his mother tries to get ahold of his father, his cell phone out reach in the front seat, the last call she'd ever make--the last chance River would ever have to hear her voice again. Don't think about the fact no one comes looking for him for quite a while, his dead father in the front seat, unable to get out of the backseat, unable to unlock the doors, or unable to guess that he'd lose both parents in one night.

#river monroe #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield spoilers #nmt honey queen

[nerdyprudesmuststim]

barnroe & river stimboard :3

⛧ with related stims !

☾ rq'd by anon !

(it's crazy that i've written a fic like this aha here u go)

x | x | x

! | ! | !

x | x | x

#starkid #team starkid #stimboard #stim #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nightmare time #linda monroe #becky barnes #river monroe #barnroe

[sweetlycharlotte]

RIVER MONROE. ♡

Teddy's Nerdy Prudes Must Die Countdown (33/38)

precious child <33

#river monroe #hatchetfield #nightmare time #james tolbert #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #team starkid #honey queen #nightmare time 2 #npmd #black friday starkid #gifs #colored text #teddy’s gifsets #teddy’s npmd countdown

[indigos-shits-and-giggles]

Running down the streets of Hatchetfield with the squirrel in tow, you decide to return Peanuts back to Papa Ed's house at the edge of the Witchwood. First, you just have to get there.

As you make your way through the crowd of concerned citizens who have just heard of the Mayor's injury, you can hear whispers and rumours of what might have happened.

Your thoughts are quickly cut off as Barry Swift, the very rude man in a hurry, tries and fails to slam past you

Just then, you notice Kinda Monroe of the Hatchetfield Boating Society racing after one of her beautiful blonde boys across the street. She manages to catch up to a sobbing River, who was probably dared to do it by his older brothers. However, there's a car speeding towards her, and the driver appears to have headphones in and is not paying attention to the road.

You can save Linda by shoving the very rude man in a hurry in front of the car which will cause it to stop, or you could let Linda and River Monroe get run over by the irresponsible driver.

#hatchetfield trolly problems #linda monroe #river monroe #barry swift #peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel #hatchetfield #team starkid #tgwdlm #black friday #nightmare time #nmt2 #polls #my polls #man in a hurry

[thebugthatruinsyourpicnic]

The father of the other two Monroe boys appears in NMT2 ep2 and like

If it's Ted, that's really in character for him.

If it's Solomon, that's really in character for Linda because he's the goddamn mayor. She would.

But like. If it's one of the Metzgers.

It makes no sense for Linda's character, but the Metzgers are (implied to be) Hatchetmen. We know that they murdered every single member of the Church of the Starry Children at some point in the very late 70s/early 80s, which is also how Sherman's father died. There is something going on between the Church and the Hatchetmen (no idea what, though), and two Monroe boys having a Hatchetman father while their grandfather is an important member of the Church could be very interesting

#think about the implications #starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #linda monroe #roman murray #trent monroe #seaton monroe #jordan monroe #river monroe

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Trent: Excuse me? I lost my brother, River. Can I make an announcement?

Lex: Sure.

Trent: *leans into mic*

Trent: Goodbye, you little shit

#starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect quotes starkid #incorrect quotes #incorrect starkid #team starkid #river monroe #james tolbert #trent monroe #jeff blim #incorrect nightmare time 2 #nightmare time 2 #honey queen #lex foster #angela giarratana #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #source: tumblr #hatchetfield universe #black friday #incorrect black friday quotes