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borathae · 4 months

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"Jungkook loves having a break from work because it means that he can make you breakfast in the morning and welcome you home with dinner."

Pairing: CEO!Jungkook x f.Reader

Genre: married life!AU, Slice of Life Fluff

Warnings: Jungkook being a cutie, cozy mornings, casual use of Bunny & Mommy as non-kinky petnames, kisses, flirting because they're in love!

Wordcount: 2.6k

a/n: this was planned for january but we all need fluff more than smut rn so i decided to switch up my schedule a little. i hope this can cheer you guys up.

You wake up in darkness like most mornings because you and your husband prefer to have the electric blinds down. And like most mornings, the first thing you do is look for him in the darkness by swiping your hand over the sheets. However, unlike most mornings, you can’t locate him today. He must have gotten up already, which was weird considering he had the day off today.

Because of one of his countless work trips, he has this week off. He gave himself that rule. The longer the work trip was and the higher the stress level, the longer he'll relax at home as balance. He wasn’t home for a month this time around, so for one week you will have him playing house husband.

Jungkook shouldn’t be out of bed yet. It was his second day home and he should be getting his well-deserved sleep. You have to get up for university, but Jungkook should still be snoozing. You have to see what could be so important that he is already out of bed.

You open the blinds with a click of the button you have next to your bedside lamp and use the growing light to get out of bed. You stretch your arms above your head, yawning loudly to get the oxygen flowing. Then you make your way to the bathroom for the mandatory post wake up pee. Once relieved and equipped with a glass of fresh water to drink on the way, you make your way to the living area in hopes of locating Jungkook.

The faint sound of music calls you to the kitchen. Soon the smell of breakfast tickles your nose. So that's where he went off to. He is cooking breakfast.

You smile once you lay eyes on him. He is turned to you as he is using the kitchen island counter to chop kimchi. He is wrapped in a dark blue kimono robe and a black apron. The long sleeves of the kimono he fixed according to Japanese traditions, making it so that they wouldn’t get in the way as he cooks.

He is singing to the song on the radio, lifting his eyes as they catch your movements.

His face lights up.

“Good morning”, he says and keeps gazing at you as you make your way to him.

“Good morning”, you increase your steps, needing to be with him, “why are you up already? It’s so early.”

Jungkook checks the time, “I didn’t feel tired anymore. I’ve been up since five thirty.”

“Why? Bunny, today’s your free day”, you whine, setting the empty glass aside.

“I’m seriously fine. I think jetlag’s still doing it to me. I’m making breakfast.”

“I know, it already smells amazing”, you say and wrap your arms around his waist.

He puts the knife down and turns in your hold, lifting his arms so you could snuggle into his chest. He closes his arms around you, swaying from side to side as your bodies naturally move to the music.

He closes his eyes and rests his cheek against your head.

“You should be in bed snoozing”, you mumble into him.

“I’m okay”, he says in a chuckle, “I feel really rested.”

“Mhm okay fine I believe you”, you give up and squeeze him gently, “my bunny. Shit, I missed you.”

“I missed you too”, he says and squeezes you back, “so much.”

“I missed you more. You know?”

Jungkook laughs, “that’s impossible because I missed you so much that nobody could ever top it.”

You chuckle, “wow that’s a lot.”

“Mh-hm it’s a lot.”

You lift your head, grinning up at him. He retorts it, scrunching his nose.

“You’re a stupid noodle.”

“Heh.”

“What are you making?”

“Steamed salmon in a teriyaki glaze, multigrain rice, kimchi and miso soup.”

“That literally sounds like heaven, holy fuck.”

“And I’m making jujube tea with ginger because it’s getting chilly.”

“You’re seriously amazing. I was so down to eat soggy cereal today and now you’re treating me to such a royal breakfast.”

He giggles, “yeah, I hope it’ll taste yummy. I made the glaze myself and, I don’t know, I think I used too much ginger.”

“I bet it’ll be amazing.”

“Yeah, hopefully.”

The air fryer beeps, calling Jungkook’s attention.

“Oh! Food’s ready! Sit down Mommy, I’ll serve it to you”, he says and wiggles out of the hug in excitement. He skips to the air fryer, humming to himself.

You do as you are told and sit down by the round dining table, watching him scramble to get the food plated. You are wiggling your toes in happiness. He is so cute.

“You look so handsome in your kimono, Bunny”, you tell him.

“Thank you, Mommy”, he says, but otherwise stays rather unresponsive as he is fully concentrated on making the food look pretty.

“It’s a shame that I gotta leave for classes today ‘cause I just wanna stare at you all day.”

At that Jungkook lifts his eyes. He glances at you. Flusters. Looks away. Blushes.

You chuckle fondly, grinning to yourself. Of course your words would fluster him. That was your goal after all.

“And then later if you let me, I’d unwrap you like a little treat.”

Jungkook glances at you again. He is so obviously shy from your words, but he doesn’t let it show at all.

“Food is, uhm, it’s done”, he says.

“You’re just gonna ignore me, mhm?” you tease with a smile.

“I don’t know what to say to that”, he confesses, making you chuckle

“You’re so fucking cute.”

He serves the food on a bamboo tray, setting it down with a kiss to your cheek and his left hand petting the back of your head.

“Thank you, my love”, you say, leaning into the kiss.

“Mhm, you can start already. I’ll just get mine.”

And as Jungkook hurries back to the kitchen, you scan your eyes over the food. It looks amazing. The salmon looks crispy in a dark glaze and the multigrain rice has a nice purple colour to it. The miso soup is steaming and the fresh kimchi from Jungkook’s mom is served in a small glass bowl.

“The food looks amazing”, you tell him.

“Yeah, dig in. Dig in”, he dismisses you as he is terribly busy with scooping rice into his bowl.

“I am”, you say and chuckle. He is so cute.

You pick up the wooden spoon and scoop up the first bite of many. You try to make it equal parts rice and equal parts salmon, topping it off with a piece of kimchi.

Jungkook sits down on the chair next to yours, resting his chin on the back of his hands. He is watching you intently, showing off his teeth in a sweet bunny smile.

You take the first bite.

“And?” he instantly asks, leaning closer to you as he is waiting for the praise.

“Mh”, you let out and pull a face of pure culinary ecstasy, giving him two thumbs up as you chew deliciously.

He giggles, “good?”

“S’amazing”, you mumble and take a bite of the miso soup, “mhhm, mhm hm mh”, you hum, continuously giving him thumbs up.

“Heh thank you”, he whispers and sways happily, “eat a lot, Mommy. I made it with all the love in the world.”

“I can taste it. It’s so yummy”, you say and swallow your bite. You put your hand at the back of his head and pull him into a kiss.

“Mhm”, Jungkook lets out, twisting the front of your shirt as his legs squeeze together under the table.

You break the kiss with a ruffle of his hair.

“Thank you so much for cooking”, you whisper and smile.

Jungkook’s eyes sparkle, his lips curl into a giddy grin.

“My cutie”, you add and break away to continue eating. The food is too delicious not to put your entire attention on it.

Jungkook watches you take a bite and eat it happily, then he finally begins eating as well, doing so with a frown.

“Mhm yes, this is good food”, he comments and nods his head.

“Yeah, it really is”, you agree and for the next few moments, you and him are silent as you concentrate on eating.

The amazing thing about being married is being able to see eating time as what it is. Eating time. In society, eating with other people most often means forcing conversation for the sake of friendliness. Foods get cold from being neglected for talking, bites aren’t properly chewed for the sake of conversation and tastes aren’t properly enjoyed. Being married to your soulmate and comfort means that those forced conversations cease to exist. You already have the greatest bonding time eating and sharing cozy silence.

By the time the food is almost all gone, the conversation naturally begins to seep into the silence again. You and he were able to enjoy the food and are now finally ready to talk. Oh, it is so nice to be married.

“Will you go to afternoon lectures as well?” Jungkook asks.

“Yeah, I have to. What she’s talking about right now is really important.”

“I see. Is it still about behavioural studies?”

“Yeah.”

“Mmh nice. What you told me on the phone always sounded really interesting.”

“Yeah, it is. Mhm Bunny seriously, I can’t get over how everything is though. Like fuck college talk, your food’s amazing.”

He scrunches his nose, “thank you, my love. I have another surprise for you too.”

“What do you mean? A surprise?”

“Mh-hm. Don’t make me say it yet. You know I suck at keeping surprises a secret” he says and smiles his cutest bunny smile.

“Okay, but now you gotta tell me. What did you do?”

“No, I’m not telling you”, Jungkook says and gets up to flee to the kitchen. He giggles as he does, looking over his shoulder to check if you were watching him.

“Bunny”, you warn in a chuckle, getting up to chase him, “tell me.”

He is by the sink, loading the dishwasher and shaking his head.

“Tell me”, you say and tickle his sides.

Jungkook squeaks and writhes away, pressing his arms to his sides as best as possible.

“Mommy stop”, he whines between giggles.

“Tell me”, you insist, tickling his waist instead.

Jungkook turns and grabs your lower arm.

“You’re unfair”, he squeaks.

You laugh, tickling him again just so you can get his reaction. Jungkook squeaks in laughter. He pulls his biggest move by tickling your sides in return.

“Ah!” you twitch away, “hey! Not fair.”

Jungkook snickers, “it’s what you get for being mean.”

You click your tongue, “you’re a little brat.”

He grins, “and you’re almost running late.”

You glance at the clock.

“Oh shit. Fuck, I gotta wash up”, you gasp and sprint off, “you stupid noodle you. You distracted me with your cute butt. Also, if I come downstairs and see you changed outta your robe so you could drive me, I’m punishing your ass. You’re staying home today”, you scold him as you run up the stairs, taking two at a time.

Jungkook laughs. Seconds later, the upstairs bathroom falls closed.

Jungkook abandons the cleaning up for now in order to prepare your backpack for you. He would drive you to campus on other days, but you told him last night that you would take the bus today as you needed to swing by the library either way. Jungkook didn’t really want to argue with you about it so he just agreed to whatever you insisted on.

But that doesn’t mean that he won’t make sure that you are leaving the house perfectly prepared. He fills your thermos cup with your favourite coffee, puts a water bottle into your backpack after making sure you have all the books and notes backed and he even slipped some little love notes between the pages you will read today. He hopes that you will love them. He is already so giddy at the thought of you discovering them.

You are stomping down the stairs again, putting on your earrings as you do.

“Have you seen my backpack? I'm going crazy. It’s not in my office.”

“It’s here, my love. You always forget it downstairs on Tuesdays because you come home so late”, Jungkook says, carrying it for you as you hurry to the coat closet.

“Ah yeah. Fuck, did I get my books?”

“Everything you need is in the bag.”

“My notes?”

“Yes, those too.”

You scramble to get your shoes on. Jungkook in the meantime gets your coat so he could help you later.

“Shit, I didn’t get to make coffee.”

“I did. Don’t worry”, he assures you.

“And water. I need water for later.”

“It’s in the bag.”

“A big-”

“Yes, a big bottle.”

You halt in your hurried actions for a moment, looking at him in adoring disbelief. He is still holding your backpack and another bag in one hand, whilst offering you your favourite coat with the other. Your eyes flit back to the bag.

“What’s that?”

“My surprise.”

“Your surprise?”

“First. Coat”, he says and helps you slip it on, “then backpack”, he helps you again, “now surprise”, he hands you the bag.

You look into it. Your thermos of coffee is in there, a metal spoon and a pair of chopsticks wrapped in a paper towel as well, your favourite chocolate bar, a small package of salted pretzels, a tangerine, a banana and a metal bento box.

You look up to meet his shy gaze.

“You made me lunch?” you get out squeakily, pouting as your eyes fill with fond tears.

Jungkook nods his head, “it's something so yummy. I also packed you favourite snacks and some fruits for vitamins. But don’t open the bento until it’s time for lunch.”

“Bunny. Oh my god, you’re gonna make me cry. I love it so much.”

Jungkook wipes your tears away, smooches your forehead and then places his hands on your shoulders to lead you to the elevator. He calls it with a press of the button.

“No tears. You’re running late.”

You laugh, feeling your heart flutter. He is so fucking adorable.

The elevator dings and opens. He shoves you gently until you naturally walk on your own.

“How do you expect me to be normal after this? You’re the sweetest noodle ever”, you whine.

“Thank me by thinking of me all day”, he says and giggles.

You turn. He is still in the penthouse while you’re in the elevator. One reach is all that separates you and him.

Jungkook lifts his hand to wave you goodbye. Just a few more seconds and the doors would close. It’s now or never.

The doors begin closing.

“Good luck today, my love. See you late-eeek”, Jungkook squeals and stumbles into the elevator as you pull him inside by the collar of his robe.

You twirl him and press him against the wall, knocking a surprised gasp out of him.

The elevator moves.

“What are you doing? I’m in my robe. I don’t have my keycard with me. I don’t-”

“Take mine. You can open the door for me later”, you interrupt him.

“But. The robe.”

“Nobody will care. Wanna make use of the time”, you dismiss him and pull him into a kiss.

Jungkook whimpers, grasping you instantly. His heart is racing, his knees are buckling. So here he is. In his robe, without clothes underneath, pinned against a cold wall as he is getting tongue kissed in an elevator. It’s not what he had hoped would happen if he made you lunch, but it’s definitely not the worst outcome.

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videostak · 1 month

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Top 10 albums of all time?

OMG hmmm i uses to have a decided list but im honestly at a point where my top 10 albums change every so months hmmm rn i think my top 10 is these rn IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

.) Machine Gun by Peter Brötzmann

.) American Water by Silver Jews

.) Get Up With It by Miles Davis

.) putting these in the same spot cause i listen to the together frequently but Musik Von Harmonia by Harmonia and Ralf und Florian by Kraftwerk

.) Hard to pick a steve reich one but its tied between Four Organs/Phase Patterns album and the Drumming/Six Pianos/Music for Mallets etc album. I dont think phase patterns is his strongest work but its probably that album just cause that recording of Four Organs always knocks me out and brings me SUCH happiness and feeling

.) Pretty Little Baka Guy by Shonen Knife

.) I used to say Fun House by The Stooges but lately ive been spending more time w/ Raw Power and totally get why that was lester bangs favorite but one of those both albums have very different approaches i love how great both are

.) Dancers of Bali 1952 LP - i listen to this and golden rain nonesuch LP and have trouble picking one gamelan lp but Dancers of Bali is what got me into Balinese Gamelan so i think its my fav personally

.) Anything Ryuichi Sakamoto tho probs tied between CM/TV and Ongaku Zukan tho i think its gonna be the latter . Also Hidari Ude No Yume , B2 Unit and Esperanto frequently fight for fav

.) Having A Rave Up With The Yardbirds - rly this year been listening to lots of rock like rolling stones and patti smith radio ethiopia and having a rave up is def one of my fav rock albums smokestack lighting is amazing and all the jeff beck studio cuts are great that mixture if cutting edge heavy guitar in pop song format is pulled off so well

THANKS i wonder how this list will change since ive rly been listening to tons of different stuff lately but rn these 10 are still so iconic for me that im comfortable w/ saying theyre my top 10 of all time but i rly do think it will change like im kinda sad tago mago cause it is an all time fav it just didnt make the cut this time its getting harder for me to just pick 10 ill see how time changes me...

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merevide · 2 years

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me, seeing my spotify wrapped tell me every year that my top song was a mitski song even though all i do is listen to mitski:

#dan the dancer or working for the knife coming for that number 1 spot #rn my top song of the month is working for the knife #and my top song of 2020 was thursday girl #listening to mitski rn actually. mental illness.#spotify probably calculating my data rn and is just shaking their heads #mitski #spotify wrapped #my text #also icarly with the sapphic pajama (?) pants on i see you girl

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shortqueershakespeare · 3 years

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bro... you just know imma have to ask for all the questions....

I hope you’re proud of my dedication (also thank you for doing this every time lol)

london: when you visit a city, do you take in the tourist points or the more unknown places?

I like to do both, but more unknown places are fun to either discover myself or be shown by someone who loves the city.

paris: where did you last fall in love?

In a bedroom in Cambridge I think.

berlin: do you find history or geography to be more interesting?

History, I love learning about history, but I didn’t study either at school - I now do some history.

amsterdam: would you drink in a room full of strangers?

That’s just freshers week in a nutshell so yes I did.

prague: rivers or forests?

Forests with lakes, although rivers really make me think of home - in my home city my grandma lives next to a river, as does my dad, at uni I live near a river and in Vienna I commute across the river which I love.

vienna: do you enjoy classic literature?

Yes, definitely, I actually read a lot of classics as a kid but I’ve been slacking lately.

barcelona: beaches or cities?

Cities

madrid: who did you last attend a party with?

I’m assuming it would’ve been with uni friends, or many a zoom party.

budapest: if you could do anything and not have to face the consequences, what would you do?

ooh shit that’s such a good question, right now it’d probably be punch/get rid of our incompetent government.

rome: ancient rome or ancient greece?

oooh i think i’d go with ancient greece although i can speak some latin so i’d maybe fare better in rome.

copenhagen: how many languages can you speak?

5, to varying degrees, english and german are my best, russian is prob still my worst because i haven’t practised in forever.

dublin: where was the last castle you visited?

Old Sarum

stockholm: angst or fluff?

Fluff babyyyy

lisbon: if you had the chance to become a prince/princess, would you?

Hmmm I don’t think so, although the British monarchy have so much monarchy, maybe just to do good with that money.

athens: favourite greek myth?

Off the top of my head, Eurydice and Orpheus.

milan: what matters more: fashion or comfort?

Comfortttt

munich: why did you kiss the last person you did?

I’d broken up with someone not long before and he kissed me and took me by surprise, it was very sweet.

helsinki: when did you last visit a friend’s house?

Start of October I think, we don’t have bubbles in Austria but we made one with him so he wouldn’t be on his own.

reykjavik: do people usually have trouble pronouncing your name when you first meet?

Nope, they often spell it wrong though

florence: how did you discover your favourite artist’s work?

I really like Allie Brosh’s comics and books, my sister introduced me to her.

edinburgh: would you visit a dog park without a dog?

Probably yeah

oslo: what’s more important: work or love?

Love

venice: why did you last fall in love?

He provided me support when I really really needed it and made me feel valued.

glasgow: where were you going during your latest bus journey?

To work

liverpool: do you follow any sports?

I follow league one of British football for AFC wimbledon. I follow tennis sometimes too.

cologne: why did you last visit your grandparents?

To give my mum a break from looking after grandma.

moscow: would you rather perform in a circus or an opera?

Oh hell, probably an opera.

naples: if you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and for how long?

Hmmm I’m gonna give a few answers - if there wasn’t the teeny problem of bigotry and safety I would love love love to go to Russia for like a month.

I also really want to go to Italy and Spain and the Scandinavian countries, so I’d like to do like a month or two of interrailing (which was my plan for March but obvs I can’t do that)

favourite

1 - season?

autumn

2 - classic film?

Men in black?? idk

3 - nostalgia-inducing possession?

my teddy bear - he’s called brownie and my sister got him for me when I was really little

4 - shade of green?

the dark bits of malachite

5 - gemstone?

amethyst

6 - hour of the night?

4-5am

7 - quote?

“The universe is seeming really huge right now. I need something to hold on to.” - We Were Liars (E. Lockhart)

8 - type of dream?

dreams about being in love

9 - happy song?

Candlelight - Relient K

10 - sad song?

Tobacco In My Sheets - Lauren Aquilina

11 - character from a book?

Ohh I really don’t know I’ll go with Andy Skampt from the Carls.

12 - creative medium?

Pen and paper for writing

13 - memory?

belly laughs around the table with my family

14 - aspect of a person’s face?

smile or eyes

15 - decade before the 2020s?

2010s

16 - band?

Stornoway

17 - animated film/tv show?

moana

18 - constellation?

cassopeia

19 - poem?

A Thousand Mornings by Mary Oliver.

20 - album?

right now its Songs for the Drunk and Broken Hearted by Passenger

21 - ending in fictional media?

The ending to Crazy Ex Girlfriend.

22 - shade of blue?

maybe baby blue because its on the trans flag

23 - part of being alive?

love

24 - holiday?

last time I came to Vienna actually

25 - kind of candy?

flying saucers are a classic

26 - person you know?

I’m real homesick so my sister at the moment

27 - musical movie?

Rent

28 - superhero?

Spiderman

29 - book longer than 500 pages?

I think North Child is longer than 500 pages?

30 - book shorter than 300 pages?

We Were Liars

marvel character asks

iron man: first superhero you ever liked?

spiderman

spiderman: do you believe in hometown pride?

not really

black widow: would you rather be a secret agent for the heroes or the villains?

heroes

hulk: which approach to conflict do you prefer: analytical or physical?

analytical

thor: what’s your favourite kind of weather?

snow

captain america: how patriotic are you?

fuck not at all

black panther: what’s your favourite sci-fi movie?

the one i immediately thought of was I am Number Four.

ant-man: how tall are you?

something above 5′3″ but i genuinely don’t know

bucky barnes: do you have any hidden talents?

nope

captain marvel: on what topic do you and your parents most disagree?

how tidy my room should be kept

hawkeye: if you had to fight, what would be your weapon of choice?

something i can use at close quarters, maybe a knife

doctor strange: what’s an occurrence of everyday magic you’ve experienced?

Honestly some places and weather and animals are so magical

peter quill: is there anyone that underestimates you?

probably my flatmate

falcon: tell us your feelings on the armed forces.

oof that’s a rough one. My dad was in the army and definitely has ptsd from it. I don’t support the army at all but I do recognise that a lot of working class kids have few alternatives and are funnelled into that system.

gamora: if family and success were mutually exclusive, which would you choose?

family every time

nebula: do you believe a person can truly change?

yes

wanda: if you could have any superpower, what would you choose and why?

shapeshifting

deadpool: tell an offensive joke you feel bad for finding funny.

eh no thanks, i don’t really wanna put that energy out there rn

loki: greatest thing you’ve done on april fool’s day?

i mean probably something annoying to my sister when i was younger

venom: what non-mcu marvel character would you love to see in the mcu?

oh god i have no idea

nick fury: how do other people perceive you?

i hope as empathetic

thanos: do you believe in necessary sacrifices? give an example.

yes and no, not in terms of economy and shit, i don’t think people should ever be sacrificed for economic gain, but in terms of personal life i’ve sacrificed friendships to transition, and i’d do it again.

rocket: favourite non-domesticated animal?

tigerrrr

drax: would you rather fight with fists or knives?

fists

groot: how annoying were you five years ago?

i think i was growing out of my super annoying phase

#personal #personal post #personal posts #ask game #ask games #anons #answering questions

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pearlchu · 4 years

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Answer all “NSFW ASKS”

1:When did you lose your virginity?

I was 18, it was awkward and weird and blegh

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough but I love both tbh

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

A lot. BDSM, toys (vibrators, dildos, straps, etc), anal, knife play, any power play or power dynamic driven thing, impact play, choking, slapping, etc etc

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

A haunted hotel

5: Favourite sex position?

Doggy, missionary, or prone-bone

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

I’m 100% a submissive

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

Nope

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

All of the above?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Nearly, mostly foreplay

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Ew yea

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

Pink lace with white stripes and a little bow on top

12: How often do you have sex?

If I could choose, every day, but rn not at all

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Mhmmm ~

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Either one

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

They were giving me bad head and they hit a spot wrong so I slapped their cheek on ACCIDENT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. My body just reacted that way.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

I’m up for suggestions for this one

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf6cR6Nve70

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Sometimes. I like to wear lingerie or whatever my partner was into

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Bath, I’m afraid of slipping in the shower lmfao

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

M...my girlfriend <3

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Nope and I’m a really jealous person like holy shit. If it were to happen there’d have to be some rules and they’d HAVE to be followed. I would be lying if I had said I hadn’t had fantasies about being spit roasted between two girls lmfao

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

I do

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Yeppers

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

I need a huge glass of water and some snackies

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Orders

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Both

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

None

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

Their hands. I also love shoulders

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

A bad dragon dildo lmfao

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

My feet, that’s all I wanna say

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

I have and it wasn’t too bad ~

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

No, unless you both consented to not using it

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Chocolate

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

At work cause I can’t do SHIT all

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Oh god so much. When they’re silent I feel like they don’t enjoy it.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

None

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

They said I had a pretty vagina lol

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Making out, neck kisses, biting, scratching

40: What do you wear to bed?

Nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

Uhhh I was pretty young, I don’t wanna talk about that

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

I’m sure I do somewhere

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Never

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Sure

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

I think I already answered this ~

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Toothbrush

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Yes, because I’m a lesbian

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

YES because most of the time it’s the only thing that can get me off. My clit is where I need to be touched to orgasm. I legit can’t otherwise.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

Extremely attractive, that’s my type

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

I don’t want to do that ever again lmfao

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Anything spicy dude

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Pornstar

53: Do you watch porn?

Yep

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Nope

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

I do it all the time

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Not at all. Anyone who would is a pussy

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Definitely

58: Booty or Boobs?

Both, I love boobs a lot though lol

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Never, fuck that, no. When I’m committed, they’re my person. No one else.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

I don’t have that desire at all

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Yepp

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

Nope

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

I don’t...I don’t have one of those

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

Clitoral, vibrator, vaginal + clitoral (oooffff)

65. What is your bra/penis size?

I don’t wanna share here lmfao

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

A man

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

Today

68. When was the last time you had sex?

Uhhh 7 months ago

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

Yesterday

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

First sex toy was an anal plug and the last one I bought was a pink vibe

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Tummy and hips/thighs

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My clit lol

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

I can get extremely close

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

Nope

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

Two nights ago

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

Uhhh can’t remember enough to say

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

Nope

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Nope

80. Favorite sexual position?

Already answered?

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

A little too much

82. Are you into any BDSM?

Oh hell yeah

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

Yep and because they were not in my same state lol

84. Do you like dirty talk?

Yis

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

Loudish? I moan a lot, they’re sorta quiet. I also squeak. During masturbation, it depends on if I’m home alone or not.

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Yep. Mom. Hated it.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Lesbian bdsm / lesbian anything

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

Nope

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Yep

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Nope

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Nope

92. Ask whatever you want

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chicklette · 6 years

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Tagged by @sunrow

nickname: chick

gender: hi-key femme

star sign: Saturn girl

height: 5′4″

time: 9 am ish

birthday: Novemberish

favourite bands: off the top of my head rn i’d say queen b/c freddie and also I’ve been loving borns and i still have a heart on for tom petty and the heartbreakers and imagine dragons and those brothers that sing all those songs i love and no doubt which is > than solo gwen but I love her too and

favourite solo artist: bowie/prince off the top of my head but really also lorde i just love that kid and idk, I hate questions like this. I love all my music babies ok?

song stuck in my head: livin on the 110 by prophets of rage and how the fuck did i just find this song yesterday? jesus.

last movie i watched: thor ragnarok

when did i create this blog: months ago? Does time really exist here?

what do i post: Cap stuff, cevs and seb, sam wilson 24/7/365, fanart (jfc just give me all the fucking fanart mkay?) aesthetically pleasing things, sometimes food I make or just food that looks amazing and sometimes my kitties some american politics stuff and my ficlets and it’s a fucking dumpsterfire, okay?

last thing i googled: current hair trends and purple balayage. my hair is pink rn and i’m over it so i want smth new but not sure what and I don’t want to go back to brown and i would do a pretty gray but I don’t want to lighten it anymore and also I need a few inches cut off so i’m trying to figure out what to do with it SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME

other blogs: HAHAHA no. thinking of setting up a more pornish blog tho b/c one of my friend’s tumblr is solid gold.

do i get asks: almost never

why did i choose my url: same as my ao3 name

following: ?? people who post pretty things, sam wilson and cap stuff.

followers: idk, like 3? is this something i should be paying attention to? anytime i get a new follower i’m like, you fool! what have you done! (see above dumpsterfire comment)

average hours of sleep: worknight 5-7, weekend more like 10-12

lucky number: Sleven

instrument: chef’s knife and my rapier wit. one is sharper than the other

what am i wearing: work clothes boooo

dream job: tending house. I know it sounds nuts, but hear me out: I love to cook and plan meals and i loooove grocery shopping and doing laundry and i also like to tend to my kitties and my succulents and have time to actually write, and host dinner parties all the time and volunteer at the animal shelter and make my gram little treats and watch jeopardy with her and listen i would have made a really excellent 50′s housewife, okay?

dream trip: a couple of months in florence with just me and my gattos, or a couple of months on a gorgeous beach with rum drinks, fresh seafood and time to learn about all the local customs and get used to the terrible beer.

favorite food: Mexican, but also sushi and italian, Julia-style French, and I’ve been fussing with making bread and trying to get a legit sourdough starter going and planning my holiday bake I just really like food a lot, ok?

nationality: ‘murican. (sorry, world)

favourite song: omg no such thing, stahp

3 favourite fandoms: cap and hp

supposed to tag 30 but lol no I don’t want to piss anyone off - do this if you wanna it would be rad to see answers from @katlosthergdmind @buckities @buffyscribbles bc I luff them and also am less scared of pissing them the fuck off.

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porcelain-engine · 7 years

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Got tagged by the ever wonderful @nineteencigarettes. Thanks doll cuz today I am super depressed and am glad for a distraction.

Rule: List the top ten songs you are listening to nowadays and tag (ten) mutuals

1. “You Want Love” by The Afghan Whigs and James Hall

2. “Less Than” by Nine Inch Nails. (”Needful/ Too many fucking people/ You’ll have to take care of yourselves/ You know I’ve got my hands full” pretty much sums up how I feel about my job rn. Also Trent has been lots of leather lately and I am about that”)

3. "Pretend You’re Missing Me” by Betty Who. (There is always some frothy pop song I am obsessed w/ every week.”

4, 5, 6: "I Walked”/ “Get Real Get Right"/“Vesuvius” by Sufjan Stevens. (These are all from Age of Adz and on heavy rotation rn. I have always sorta dappled in Sufjan’s music but this album is just so one of my favorites. I can listen to it all the way through. It’s visionary and weird and bloody emotionally gutting. It always really overwhelms me sensorily. I find Steven’s other work lovely but this is more my style. I want to write a book that functions like this. Lyrics that are hitting me hard today:

“Lover, will you look from me now I’m already dead But I’ve come to explain Why I left such a mess on the floor ….For when you went away I went crazy I was wild with the breast of a dog I ran through the night With the knife in my chest”

7. “Mr Self-Destruct” by Nine Inch Nails (”You let me do this to you (I am the exit”) 8. “Valley Boy” by Wolf Parade (who by the way aren’t coming anywhere near me on their tour. assholes)

9 “Plowing Into the Field of Love” by iceage 10. “A Real Hero” by Electric Youth (what a comforting gem. fun fact: this song is actually about Chelsey Sullenberger (Sully) that airline pilot of safely landed a plane in the Hudson river in 2009. For whatever the reason about a month ago I became lowkey obsessed w/ Sully. I dont know.

Thanks for indulging me if u read this. I tag: @berlinmansions @normcore-rockwell @circuitbird @three-0fspades @runrunbunni @softkitten @czangeling @hopelesschromantic @cs-c @common-gore

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chigbungo · 6 years

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all the asks

(thank u friend)

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.Ten Fingers by WatskyTiptoe by Imagine DragonsGood Run by Andrew HuangRabbit Hole by Blink-182Still Alive(Feat. Sara Quinn) by Jonathan CoultonWork Away by Classified

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?whoever tf my soulmate is im tryna feel loved

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“Focusing on a point 1/3 in puts everybody in focus” thanks bare bones camera course

4) What do you think about most?this is a good one im not actually entirely sure, probably how much i should be but do not want to be doing homework

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?i feel like there was one a while back but there’s one other i never got to hear the final product of

6) Do you have any strange phobias?idk i have really bad paranoia about shit being behind me

7) What's your religion?none of the above(nonreligious, not atheist)

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?walking to class lmao i need to get out more often

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?well if we’re talking strictly bands and not artists then probably either twenty one pilots or AJR

10) What was the last lie you told?idk probably something along the lines of “yeah I’m doing fine”

11) Do you believe in karma?sometimes? i dont really know tbh

12) What does your URL mean?im p much always sick, im dead inside, and at heart im a kid

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?greatest weakness: i fall for people way too easily, greatest strength: my sense of humor

14) Who is your celebrity crush?Ansel Elgort motherfucker

15) How do you vent your anger?i dont i just bottle it all up until i die

16) Do you have a collection of anything?yeah i have a small rock/crystal collection at home and i also collect some Funko Pop Vinyls. also i guess you could say i have a knife collection but i just like knives

17) Are you happy with the person you've become?absolutely fucking not im a lazy asshole

18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?i guess it doesnt really count as a sound but i cannot stand silence, i get super paranoid and shit, i love the sound of laughter

19) What's your biggest "what if"?wow this is gonna be emo as hell but it’s “what if i never find someone to love me”

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?ghosts, yes, aliens, double yes

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.right arm: bluetooth speaker, left arm: lamp

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?nothing really maybe some mac n cheese

23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?i could be super deep w this but ill just say high school

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?ansel elgort, beyonce

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?To find someone i can be happy and spend the rest of my life with(if you haven’t noticed a lot of who i am revolves around being in a relationship)

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?yeah i drive but i drive good so i dun did never crash

27) What was the last movie you saw?like the first 30 minutes of the player, but the last full movie i saw was probably something on netflix i dont remember

28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?idk i get really bad stomachaches sometimes

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?star wars the old republic is the only thing keeping me going right now

30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?yeah in high school there was a rumor that my friend group was one big polyamorous relationship and we all had orgies on the weekends

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?fuck yeah i do im a bitter motherfucker, but the only person i really have a grudge against rn is my little brother garrett. fuck that kid.

32) What is your astrological sign?aries, is it any surprise

33) What's the last thing you purchased?uhhhh not counting the two sodas i bought with hawk dollars last night? a 30 day subscription to swtor

34) Love or lust?LOVE

35) In a relationship?no i wish :(

36) How many relationships have you had?oh boy either 16 or17 im honestly not sure

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?jokes for days and cheesy flirting

38) Where is your best friend?like 30 minutes away i wanna see him

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?playing swtor

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?fuck yeah im my favorite kind of person(that sounds really conceited but hey who cares i like people like me)

41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?save that mf dog my boss can choke if they’re gonna fire me for that

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?I would tell like. 4 people honestly. I’d drop out of school and overdraw my bank account to hell doing everything i’ve ever wanted to like paintball and traveling. and yeah id be fucking terrified and probably just sob constantly the last few days.

43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?Things Are Looking Up by Classified

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?being with someone that makes you incredibly happy and you can talk to for hours on end without getting tired of them. someone that likes you for who you are, and that loves hearing about your interests and you love hearing about theirs

45) How can I win your heart?compliment me and listen to me ramble about stupid shit like SCP or star wars for hours

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?i dont fuckin know sometimes?

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?i havent made a whole lot of good decisions in my life, so probably coming out as nonbinary and finally being comfortable with who i am

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?“one of the few joys in life is the joy of others” -Griffin Delouise Hutchersworthington XLII(forty-secondteenth)

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."broken lmao

50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?black n red im an emo bitch

51) What is your current desktop picture?a nice rainforest waterfall, my whole computer has a green foresty theme

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?can i say myself

53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?emo answer: “are you happy?” funny answer: “did you wake up before 2pm today?”

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?FLIGHT MOTHERFUCKER I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ABLE TO FLY I ALWAYS HAD FLYING DREAMS AS A KID

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?the time i first got glasses. I could finally see the world clearly and I cried like a bitch

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?dating my abuser

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?i was about to say ansel elgort again but i feel like id wanna be best friends with him, so probably Nate Ruess(the singer for Fun.)

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?ooooooooh, probably either Canada or Los Angeles

59) Ever been on a plane?yeah i dont really have an opinion of flying though like i dont love but i dont hate it either

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.(in no particular order)Ansel ElgortRyan ReynoldsLupita Nyong’oRyan HaywoodRicky Montgomery

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