#road hog overwatch

[starsanatomy]

If y’all have been wondering where I’ve been

#overwatch my beloathed #but he’s so… #I stopped tagging this cause I got into a game and I absolutely shredded the other team as a one man apocalypse #I swear I play better when I play as someone I’m attracted to #more on that science later #overwatch #roadhog #road hog #overwatch 2

[whiskingskin]

Ahaha who wants to play OVERWATCH with me *dies trying to flirt with enemy junkrat*

#listen big hog needs his ratty boy I don’t make the rules #not my fault the game allows them to be enemies #overwatch #roadrat #road hog #junkrat #junkrat and roadhog

[lillionbee]

I made a funny :) 

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #ow2 #junkrat #junker queen #road hog #wrecking ball #gorillaz

[artzom-b]

Lastly. a roadhog beacuse you cant go wrong with roadhog!

#art #artzom #artzomb #artzombz #artzom-b #my art #roadhog #roadhog overwatch #road hog fanart #road hog #overwatch #overwatch 2

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Me: projecting my dementia ridden dad onto junkrat

Sigma: I’m right here!

#it’s funny cause I’m sad #anyways #I love memory loss #but like that subtle gradually worsening memory loss #where you remember what happened last week but not your best friend’s name #you know what you ate this morning but you don’t know what year it is #so I took junkrag and ran #cause he’s got all the fun brain trauma and radiation #and other shit #I refuse to write sigma as an emotionally unstable dickwad #which is what dementia is before it’s cooky old guy #I’m not like hcing junkrag as having dementia #I’m just writing him with some #of the side effects #ya know? #I want junkrat and road hog to argue about how something happened #or road hog to have a /moment/ when he realizes that junkrat really did forget his name #or things like that #sigma overwatch #junkrat

[meanytooth]

Is it just a generally known information that anyone who has a crush on Caustic has automatically a crush on Roadhog (also the other way around) or have I been living under a rock, unaware

#apex caustic #roadhog #apex legends #apex legends caustic #overwatch #overwatch 2 #ow road hog #overwatch road hog #overwatch 2 road hog

[tempesttost]

Overwatch should have the option to flip each character’s gender — too often have I found myself enjoying a playstyle but not enjoying their gender presentation

#overwatch #gendybendy #distaff counterpart #trans rights #It wouldn’t even be that much work if they used the same character models but changed the gender presentation and v/o #it’s not like they were breaking the bank on voice actors anyway #sojourn isn’t even canadian #I see what girl road hog would look like

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

#overwatch #road hog #overwatch 2

[txttletale]

i am actually still insanely angry that tumblr user road hogs big belly literally turned around the day after accusing me of pedophilia because he didnt like my stardew valley take to make a transmisogyny 101 post about the fucking wolf from shrek (rehashing and restating things id literally seen like five trans woman say over the previous week btw). like honestly the people who are just openly reactionary ranting about "weirdos" and "freaks" and "being normal" piss me off way less because at least they aren't being disingenuous, they've put their whole heart into this reactionary approach, mr. overwatch url just saw an opportunity to try shut up a trans woman he didnt like and took it & thats a million times slimier and more wretched imho. i guarantee that people who can recognize that mr. trances et al are transmisogynists are going to keep considering that fucking guy a trans ally because of nakedly disingenuous about-faces like that and it genuinely pisses me off.

#tattletxt

[lunityviruz]

U SHOULD GET INTO OVERWATCH i really didn't want to then my friend was like barbieeee u should play it its fun and i was like FINEEE I GUESSSS then i really really liked it, please try it out its so much fun im a road hog main

Mmmm I mean I kinda wanted to get into it because I would watch comic dubs on YT. I just dunno but maybe I will!!

#rants n rambles #.ask

[biohazard-inevitable]

The Rat, The Hog, and The Fox

The dragon and the fox part 18

He had forgotten how alive it made him feel to be racing down the highway with madmen, sirens wailing in the distance as howling laughter rose above the wind to sing into Zayne’s ears like a symphony long forgotten. Wind lashed and whipped his hair into a wild mane as he held tight to the sidecar he and Junkrat were crammed into, the latter standing up and chucking live grenades at their persuers, trusting entirely in the fox at his feet to hold onto him and keep him steady to which the latter did with unhinged glee, knowing the police in this area to be unnecessarily cruel to those they viewed as lesser.

“Heads down, both of you.” Growled Roadhog as his large hand pushed the lanky blonde down into the sidecar as the engines snarled out a loud roar, the bike kicking into another gear as the three screamed into a tight underpass tunnel, high beams all they had to light he way as the police quickly lost their trail.

“We lost em!!! We lost em we lost em!” Cackled out Junkrat with his signature titter, not noticing the deep release of baited breath that came from the larger man at the wheel.

“What a rush!” Laughed Zayne triumphantly as Junkrat finally sat down in the sidecar with him, smiles beaming across both boy’s faces as they playfully wrestled each other for who sat on the floor and who got the cushioned seat.

“I know right?! Mate its so good to have ya back! We’ve really missed ya!” Junkrat cheered, eventually winning the wrestling match sending the shorter man to tuck into the domes bottom of the sidecar as the group raced out of town to wherever the road may take them.

“You enjoy your time in Nepal?” Roadhog huffed, glancing down fondly at the two lunatics he called friends.

“Yeah it was great! I ran into my brother again.” Zayne sighed with a soft smile. “Not the one I ran from that you guys know, the other one, the one I thought was dead?”

“And where is he now?” Asked Junkrat, leaning forward on his seat with an excited gasp. “IS HE INVISIBLE??”

“No no nothing like that!” Zayne laughed heartily, waving off the idea with a flick of his wrist. “We spent a lot of time healing in Nepal, both physically and mentally… it was good for both of us, then, we became a part of the Overwatch again, at least until they fell. After that, we spent some time togetehr, roaming the country, doing what we could where we could and then… he decided to go find our brother… the one I ran from and- I wasn’t ready to follow him yet, so here I am! Bored out of my mind but now I’m back with you guys!”

“Hope we can meet him someday.” Roadhog rumbled. “Your zombie brother, that is.”

“Zombie brother.” Zayne scoffed with a laugh. “Yeah, cant argue with that, pretty accurate, though he’s more of a cyborg now. Actually, being around you dorks before hand kinda helped with that! He’s lost some of his limbs so the prosthetic tips I learned from Jamie have kinda helped out a bunch.”

“Well wouldya look at that! Seems I am useful after all!” Junkrat joked.

“You’re a menace.” Teased Zayne, only to be ensnared into a grapple by the blonde in question, arm wrapped around his throat until he tapped out.

“A menace that youuuuu happen to like!” Tittered the junker.

“And you’re lucky for that!” Zayne coughed out with a smile as the other released him with a smirk, a large hand coming between their two faces as Roadhog glared down wt them breifly.

“Don’t wrestle in the sidecar.”

“Yesss daaaaaad.” Both boys sighed in unison with a roll of their eyes before snickering to themselves yet again, playfully shoving against each other, though a bit more gentle as to not rock the bike.

“So, where ya headed next mate? Gots to be somewheres good!” Junkrat asked with a toothy grin earning a huff of agreement from the strong silent Hog beside him.

“Not really anywhere I guess.” Zayne shrugged in response. “I mean, I don’t really have anywhere to go, just kinda been wandering around doin whatever been trying to tour as many states as I can though! I’ve got through most of the north on my list.”

“Then all ya need is the south right? Well why not tag along with us and we’ll drive ya down there?”

“Aw really guys? You’d do that for little ol me?”

“Sure! Why not? You’re fun to have around and talk more than the big guy thats for sure!”

“Alright! But whats the catch? Knowing you guys I won’t be getting an entirely free ride am I?”

“He knows you have access to Bluey.” Growled roadhog from beside them earning a soft snicker from the ninja.

“Oi! Its a bloody good show and yer gonna respect the Heeler family and their antics!”

“Fine fine!” Zayne smiled with a wave on his hand. “Calm down I probably can get some episodes pulled up on my phone right now.”

That certainly seemed to shut Junkrat up as he quickly scampered into place, cuddled up real close to Zayne as the instrumental theme of the popular kids show began to play, somehow being heard over the rushing air and roar of Hog’s Harley as they raced into the night, a chaotic gaggle of idiots reunited once again for better or for worseZ

#the dragon and the fox #junkers #junkrat #roadhog #GET READY FOR SOME MORE NONSENSE!!! #honestly not fully sure what im gonna do with the junkers #i know one scene #but idk if ima stay with them for too long #chaotoc tour across america here we go!

[draculaflow3]

Gender equality will not be achieved until we get women who look and act like road hog from overwatch

[artzom-b]

Saw. tis roadhog skin and HAD to draw it!! It looks so cool and shiny!

#artzom-b #my art #artzomb #artzombz #fanart #art #roadhog #road hog #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch fanart #overwatch 2 fanart

[moira-mains-go-to-hell]

Demon slayer x Overwatch would be sick.

Demons-

Ashe and Bob x Daki and Gyutaro

Doomfist x akaza

Hanzo x Kokoshibo

(Please do not get thrown off they have similar abilities) Sombra x gyokko

Mercy x Tamayo

Widow x the spider mother

Road hog x the hands demon

Muzan x ramattra (this makes sense later)

Slayers-

Junker Queen x Genya

Brigitte x Gyomei

Genji x tanjiro

Kiriko x shinobu

Soldier 76 x Kageya

Lucio x tengen

Bastion x inosuke (because of inosuke’s crow)

#overwatch #demon slayer

[ow-anteater]

Some more things I want in OW2

A ‘thank you Baptiste’ voice line for everyone. Some of them say it to be snarky, some of them are painfully sincere

Bathingsuit/beach wear skin for everyone. Tracer is still wearing crocs

Reaper canonically tells sneaky dad jokes at talon meetings

Zero consistency in the pronouns used for Bastion, Ana calls them both habibi and habibti

New hero whose melee attack is a headbutt

Game mode that lets you ride the rollercoasters in blizzard world

Rein gets an armor-less skin. Just a beefy dude in a t-shirt and shorts with a hammer

A part of Pharah’s skill tree unlocks the ability to summon the junior soccer team she coaches on weekends who pelt the enemy team in slightly deflated footballs

One of the young, cool characters says either ‘uwu’ or ‘hewwo’ - Sigma confusedly repeats

Doom menacingly plays a grande piano

Genji uses the little ears on his helmet to emote with or his lights turning red/pink when he’s embarrassed

There’s an ikea manual in torbs workshop

The game asks you to sign a gentleman’s agreement to never play Roadhog or Moira in ffa

New voice line simply saying ‘nice’ that, for at least McCree, Dva, Lúcio, Genji and Moira, plays automatically at 69% capture

Boob physics but only for Hanzo’s singular tit

#overwatch #jean baptiste augustin #tracer #reaper #Bastion #Ana Amari #reinhardt wilhelm #Pharah #Sigma #Doomfist #Genji #torbjörn #Moira #road hog #IF YOU PLAY HOG IN FFA I AM TOUR ENEMY #Hanzo

[zenikiatareal]

#Halloween #my art #road hog #roadhog overwatch #roadhog #overwatch