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Rob: Cal, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Calum, wearing Rob's hoodie: Spooky.

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Rob: So for our wedding I'd like-

Calum: Wedding? What wedding? We aren't even engaged yet.

Rob: Ohhh, so that's what I forgot to do yesterday.

Rob: Cal, do you want to marry me?

Calum: Yes of course, you dumbass.

Rob: So for our wedding I'd like...

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[Arsenal is facing Aston Villa]

Granit: Alright, Rob. Engage our opponent.

Rob: Got it. Hey, Calum?

Calum: What?

Rob: Will you marry me?

Granit:

Granit: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT-

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Aaron: Okay, tell me your plan.

Rob: Simple. I'm just gonna carefully drop a few hints here and there that I might like him.

Rob: Gotta play it cool, you know? I don't want to seem to desperate or forward. Keep it lowkey as the kids say.

[later on]

Calum: Hi, Rob-

Rob: Marry me, Cal.

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Rob: This is my ex-fiancé, Calum. We ended our engagement last week.

Calum: There was a huge fuss, everyone cried.

Kieran, in the distance: Because it was your WEDDING!!!

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Rob: I'm going on a date.

Calum, distracted: Oh, good for you.

Rob: No, good for us! I'll pick you up at 5. Dress formal.

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Rob: We’re just going to take it slow. Calum and I don’t want to rush into anything.

Also Rob, pulling out a ring to show Bukayo: Got it a week after we started dating.

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Eddie: Would you rather marry Calum or-

Rob: Marry Calum.

Eddie: Wait, you didn’t hear the second part-

Rob: Your point?

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Thomas: Wait, you're gay??

Rob: You didn't know??

Thomas: You never said anything!

Rob: I literally kissed Calum multiple times in front of you!

Thomas: I thought you two were just good friends, like Laca and Auba!

Thomas: Wait-

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Rob, curled up on the floor: Nothing ever goes right.

Rob: The universe hates me and wishes nothing but misfortune to be brought down upon me-

Calum: Want me to make another cup of hot choco for you?

Rob, staring sadly at his spilled cup: Yes please.

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Mo, looking at Rob's locker: Aww, I love your kid's drawing of this funny-looking dog.

Rob: Uhm, I have no kids.

Calum, clenching his jaw: It's a giraffe.

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Calum: Wait, you would take a bullet for me?

Rob: I would do anything for you.

Rob: Except eat a mushroom, those things are fucking nasty.

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Calum: Are you hitting on me?

Rob: No, I'm not. I promise you.

Rob: ...But if I were, would you be interested?

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Rob: I can't stop acting stupid in front of my crush. It's embarrassing.

Calum, laughing: Haha, don't you always act stupid?

Rob:

Rob: Yeah, don't think too hard about that.

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Kieran: Rob?

Rob, tearing up: Calum used to call me Rob.

Kieran: BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR FREAKING NAME!!!

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