I hate to defend Robert House but I HATE when ppl compare him to Elon Musk. Like at least House made his own company (as his inheritance of his dads company, H&H Tools, was stolen by his brother Anthony) and didn’t just purchase the title of founder
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Yeah he can go here, fuck it
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this took me 3 minutes and 4 seconds to make i hope u enjoy
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*shoving house over* outta my way gayboy I’m bout to get it
Imagine pissing off your ex-wife so badly that he survives a nuclear apocalypse and walks 3000 miles just to kick your ass.
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Anthony House:" I want the inheritance all to myself."
Robert: *predicts and fully prepared for atomic war and outlives him by centuries*
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Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now
Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet
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The new Vegas Tribes having to learn to read, write, do math, and every casino game on earth along with customer service etiquette in the span of like a month or else this gambling Walt Disney Knockoff they’ve never met is going to gun them down with big fuck machines they’ve seen for the first time in their life. Not to mention they have to learn how to tie a tie:
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Mr. House is a type of cringe fail man that really fascinates me. Unfortunately this means he may of infected my heart with his patheticness.
I also think he’s a chronic bed eater.
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