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yocalio · 3 days
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JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg
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alasoi · 2 months
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TF2 x JP
Team Fortress 2 x Jurassic Park movie AU (Pt.1/ Pt.2)
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Somebody stole Sniper's glasses.
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since Demo canonically has at least 3 jobs, then being a chief engineer doesn't sound very far-fetched in another universe, eh, eh? Ray Arnold smokes constantly which sounds too much like a Spy thing. Had hard time choosing btwn Medic and Engi to be John Hammond - god complex and such.
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mr-snailman · 9 months
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jurassic posting on main again but hear me out: Robert Muldoon should have lived so that he and Ellie Sattler could drink all of Hammond’s fancy alcohol and pass out on the inGen break room couch. I can see it so clearly. They’re best friend material. They sit for hours and bitch about their coworkers. They have a running bet on who can pull off the shortest pair of shorts. They both have days when the raptor claw scars hurt more than usual and they get real quiet and irritable but sometimes it’s better to be quiet and pissy together. They refer to each other by prefix+last names as a term of affection. They’re the only people on the island allowed to touch the shoulder mounted rocket launchers. Do you see my vision.
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itaviv · 9 months
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How I imagine Gennaro's and Alan's nightly calls about dinosaur food went:
*ring ring phone noises*
Alan: Oh what the hell Mr. Gennaro! It's 3 am! What do you want this time?
Gennaro: Sorry to bother but I have an important question. Would it be bad if a Hadrosaurus was to eat cat food?
Alan: What kind of question ist that? Neither cats nor cat food existed back then, why would that ever matter?
Gennaro: But hypothetically? If I travelled back in time and gave one cat food, would that be okay?
Alan: ?! What are you doing? Why would you travel back in time to give a Hadrosaurus cat food?!
Gennaro: Just... Just answer the question Mr. Grant.
Alan: I suppose no. They aren't cats. And it's CAT food.
Gennaro *covers phone*: Muldoon was right! Mr. Grant said they can't eat cat food!
Muldoon: See? I told you!
Hammond: Feck this!
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winchester-burger · 3 months
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basically a big vibe check
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salakmaral · 6 months
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You know what positively surprised me today? That Muldoon actually explains everything he does to Gennaro. That he answers his question properly instead of saying "You'll see in 1000 years when it's already been too late 10 times" and he gets to the crucial points quickly while still being patient. Not like a certain other man... Van Helsing 😒 Did you see how easy that was Van Helsing????? Did you?? This could've been you! But you chose not to be! 🙄 You chose to tell us about CORN instead of the vampires!
So yeah shoutout to Muldoon for being a reasonable nice guy with experience. Anti-shoutout to Van Helsing
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btrflyng · 6 months
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Wow Muldoon flexing his hunter knowledge on Gennaro while standing on Regis corpse is such a cute date
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muldoonlives · 9 months
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alasoi · 3 months
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TF2 x JP
Team Fortress 2 x Jurassic Park movie AU (Pt.1)
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Sniper (Mick Mundy) as Robert Muldoon. Sniper would fit in as the game warden in the park. "Mun-Dee Muldoon"
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ivorydragoness44 · 2 months
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Jurassic Park - Robert Muldoon S/O Dialogue Writing Prompts 2
• "All non-essential staff. So...me?" "You'll be on that last boat at the East Dock. Early. Wait for my call tomorrow before you board a boat back. I want to check everything after the storm's over."
• "At least you're in good company. Arnold, Hammond, Nedry--" "Don't joke."
• "Doctor Harding called. I'm going out to tranquilize a sick triceratops. I'm be back soon." "Can I drive?"
• "How many velociraptors do they intend on making?" "Far too many."
• "Between me and you, I don't think INGEN, or anyone, is prepared for dinosaurs."
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• S/O propping their legs up onto Robert's at home. "You do it at work, now it's my turn."
•S/O squeezing his knee/thigh when they sit close.
• S/O taking Muldoon's hat off and placing it on their own head.
• Muldoon placing his hat on S/O's head and sharing a smile.
• Muldoon catching S/O looking at his legs. He shakes his head or smirks depending on his mood.
• S/O adjusting his vest and ID badge before leaving for work, and Muldoon smiling adoringly.
• S/O memorizing where the floor creaks at home to better surprise hug Robert.
• Robert Muldoon looking on proudly at his S/O for sneaking up on him.
• S/O squealing, startled, when he stealthily approaches and hugs them from behind.
• Muldoon laughing when S/O swats their hands at him for sneaking up on them, intentionally or not.
• S/O listening to him recall what he has learned by observing the velociraptors.
• S/O having the only other copy of the key to Muldoon's artillery locker in the emergency bunkers.
• Robert Muldoon openly listening to his S/O's suggestions for the park.
• S/O comforting him after nightmares about Jophery the gatekeeper's death.
• S/O thriving the first time Muldoon was so impressed with them that he called them clever.
• Muldoon trusting his S/O with the keys to his artillery locker.
• S/O always asking for the weather report.
• Muldoon seeking out his S/O to give them the weather report.
• Robert Muldoon loving that his S/O is always prepared.
• Robert Muldoon not leaving for work in the morning until he shares a loving hug and kiss with his S/O.
Bonus:
• "They see dollar signs on these dinosaurs, don't they, Robert? Instead of animals."
• S/O gently running their fingertips over Robert Muldoon's arms/thighs.
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swan2swan · 1 year
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I love how Ellie suddenly went to having the second-shortest shorts and Muldoon is NOT About to let that go unnoticed.
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jurassicparkdaily · 7 months
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No new entry today but a good day to kiss your local game wardens
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pocoslip · 8 months
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Thanks Robert for giving the Big Girl a Name, "Rexy"
(well, in michael crichton's novel and not steven spielberg's movie anyway...)
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salakmaral · 6 months
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