“Don’t worry, Batman and Robin– I’ll save you!”

- Batwoman.

Detective Comics: 80 Years of Batman.

“I’m clever enough at puzzles to baffle even the police– yes, and Batman too! Why don’t I commit puzzling crimes? I’ll make each crime a duel of wits between myself and the law– and fix the puzzles so I’ll always win! But first I need an appropriate costume– The Riddler! That’s what I’ll call myself– for that’s what I’ll be to The Batman!”

- The Riddler.

Detective Comics: 80 Years of Batman.

“Who… what am I! I’m not a man! I’m half a man… beauty and beast… good and evil! I’m a living Jekill and Mr. Hyde! You… you caused all my troubles! Moroni’s lucky two-headed silver dollar! Two heads… two faces… clean and shiny… two sides… clean… handsome like once mine were! Now one is scarred… ugly like mine!”

- Two Face.

Detective Comics: 80 Years of Batman.

“Batman! I know you can hear me! This is Deathshot! Deathshot! I tried you once the clever way! I tried to simply discredit you– but that failed, so I planned a "shooting accident”! And you outsmarted me! I was a wealthy man– I was somebody– till you put me in a cell– made me just another con– But I learned something in there! I learned to rely on power, not brains.“

- Deathshot.

Batman: A Celebration of 75 Years.

“That Batgirl sure is tops in my book! Harrumph! Too bad you couldn’t be a little more like her, Babs!”

- Jim Gordon.

Batman: A Celebration of 75 Years.

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“Who is this new Batgirl who seems to have taken over my crime-fighting territory?”

- Batman.

Batman: A Celebration of 75 Years.

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“-What’s that kooky look in your eyes, Batman? -Whaaa–? Ohhh– I was thinking of how cute Poison Ivy is– I hate to put such a beautiful doll behind bars! -You’d better take a cold shower and forget about her, Batman! You’re already breaking out in a rash about Poison Ivy! Remember who you are– Batman, the lawman, the manhunter! -Don’t forget I’m human too, Robin! I can loose my head like any fool! But– I’m okay now! You don’t have to warn me what will happen if I kiss Poison Ivy!”

- Robin and Batman.

Batman: A Celebration of 75 Years.

When you learn that “playboy Bruce Wayne” and “all my female villians fall for me Batman” were born because a bunch of crazy people thought that Batman and Robin encouraged homosexuality. Wtf! 😆

The mightiest team in the world– that’s the partnership of Superman with Batman and Robin! Time again they’ve joined forces to meet a great crisis! But what was the very first meeting of the famous champions? That has never been told until now, when new danger reveals the dramatic story of… The Origin of the Superman - Batman Team.

Batman: A Celebration of 75 Years.

“Batman of 1955 calling Batman of 3055! Need your help… can you come?”

- Batman.

Batman: A Celebration of 75 Years.

Like… Batman Beyond but not really. 😄

“Murder isn’t in the Catwoman’s heart. Sentiment is her weakness–and that’s why we’ll catch her next time!”

- Batman.

Batman: A Celebration of 75 Years.

“Alfred! Whatever happened to your–er–avoirdupois!”

- Batman.

Batman: A Celebration of 75 Years.

Well, Bruce… he certainly is thinking the same. Without context this comic panels are so funny. 😆

“Oh dear boy… I wouldn’t be Lex Luthor if I didn’t have robots.”

- Lex Luthor.

Nightwing: The New Order.

That’s an epic phrase. ☺

Batman : Noel.

“There’ve been a lot of Teen Titans before you but you’re the latest. You’ve got a proud tradition to uphold, but something tells me you’re gonna do just fine.”

- Dick Grayson.

New Teen Titans: The Judas Contract.

“It was sickening. Robin was cooing over ballon-bod like some stupid, lovesick kid. Cyborg hadda recharge his cells ‘cause all he was good fer the scrap heap! And Raven; pal, you better watch the girl; she could be dangerous… she suddenly went weak in the knees from curin’ Starry and the robot. The others tried to help her, but like usual, she wouldn’t let 'em… like usual they do nothin’ but talk. Logan, that green faced jerk, was spoutin’ off like he saved the whole flamin’ day.”

- Terra.

New Teen Titans: The Judas’ Contract.

All-Star Batman & Robin, The Boy Wonder.

“Find them. Say goodbye. We mourn lives lost. Including our own.”

- Bruce Wayne.

All-Star Batman & Robin, The Boy Wonder.

Leave Hal alone pair of assbats!!

All-Star Batman & Robin, The Boy Wonder.

“I can’t do anything right around this guy…”

- Robin, Dick Grayson.

All-Star Batman & Robin, The Boy Wonder.