#robotus is kinda...

[cognitosclowns]

I just remembered that one doodle I did last year of these two as brothers and its still the concept ever. [also what do y’all think the Presidents real name should be I can’t think of a good one MSNDMSNDM]

#alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #the president ij #the president inside job #I scribbled these out after dinner bc WAHHHHGHHH BROTHERS!!! #outis art #i think AB having a twin brother whos a little dim but very well meaning and kinda average would help him #less like a golden retriever and more like an orange cat #or a very small gerbil who keeps walking into the walls of its enclosure #hrm... names.. #I was gonna say like. Abbott? cause Alpha-Beta... abbott. that way they can be matching idk?? #alternatively i could save Abbott for his LAST name idk #bats my eyes so bigly at shion takeuchi... madam bleabse do you have a name for heem #ANYWAYS I lobve him. idc that all the things i love about him are my own fanon i love him. MSNADMASND #inside job #fanart

[sin-sidejob]

Love your writing! Could you do some headcanons for Nostalgia Max! Brett?

Nostalgia Max!Brett Hand x GN!Reader:

Warnings: canon typical violence/shenanigans, childhood trauma, family trauma, bad childhood, canon backstory + some additional opinions and insight

Content: a lil angsty ig? SFW and more general headcanons rather than anything super specific or

- okay so he’s always been lovable himbo, not a thought in his brain, but Nostalgia Max Brett? Thoughts be rolling.

- this is all with the context or at least pretense that Brett didn’t take over that town and trapped the gang in the 80’s — BUT I’m going to work the concept of him still having the powers and using them or being affected by them

- watching Brett getting taken over by whatever chemicals and chem trails were within the Nostalgia Max brew was frightening, deeply and concerning, setting that chill through your bones like an ice cube rattling in your spinal column.

- you were so relieved when Reagan got him to calm down and go back to normal, or - well, at least what you thought was normal. The lot of you head back to work afterwards, tired and ready for sleep in the modern age and tired of feeling like you got trapped as extras in a Stranger Things episode.

- except you don’t go home just yet, you’re fretting over Brett who insists he’s fine and feeling okay but his eyes are twinkling green, swirling neon hues of emerald and peridot unnerving you. You and Reagan take him down to her lab, letting her run tests as you pace back and forth and warily eye the still-displayed parts of Robotus that linger on the walls, trying to calm before you roll yourself into a panic attack.

- turns out he’s fine, no radiation threats or concerns to worry about, but he’s now got powers. So much for halting that Stranger Things feeling. Brett and Reagan don’t know how they’ll manifest, but it’s something time will demonstrate. For now he gets to go home and he doesn’t go to his, he goes back to yours, shushing your worries and holding you close.

- that glint in his eyes fades away from the forefront of your mind, other worries and occupational concerns taking place until you’re all on another ill fated fieldtrip and off doing something else for the company, and you get held up in the crossfire. There’s a series of guns pointed at you, sadly not the first nor last time this occurs, but disheartening nonetheless.

- Everyone’s trying to calm down the situation and make sure you get out unscathed and nobody realizes Brett’s panicking until he’s not anymore. He’s eerily calm and staring straight ahead with fists clenched, Reagan goes to grab his shoulder to talk about how to get you out but she’s met with those acid green eyes, like green apple candy, and a cold expression so neutral it’s unnatural on Brett’s usually grinning visage.

- it’s so fucked it’s just beyond

- he just waves a hand and this glow, that watery green that looks like seepage straight from a nuclear reactor cooling pond, just whips in a wet thwick that sends necks angled cruelly, snapped with as much ease as breaking a pencil, and guns clattering to the ground.

- Brett’s blinking blearily before shaking his head, hair that was once floating now resting back on his head in a disheveled style as he races towards you and envelops you in his arms, making sure you’re okay and unscathed.

- meanwhile Glenn’s using every single southernism cursing phrase he knows, confused to all fuck, Andre and Myc are just both entertained and mindfucked thinking they roofied again, Gigi’s popping an antacid and a sedative muttering about how she should’ve got to work for the Illuminati, and Reagan’s going around to inspect the crooked bodies and talking to herself as she makes notes aloud, wondering just how this power has manifested.

- Reagan does find it very fitting that the powers manifested in a time of great stress, the second you were put in danger. God is he an utter fucking himbo.

- it’s not a power Brett can fully control, it kinda sets him into a subconscious state where it’s not a part of his mind that’s fully aware, but it’s sparked by very strong emotions, threats, and feelings of danger around him or directed at him. He likes to joke he’s got a nostalgia-sense instead of a spidey-sense but you’re still reeling and wondering why he’s now just a bit more attractive. (it’s the messy hair you’d never seen it, plus he killed for you and that’s also something)

#inside job #my thots #inside job headcanon #inside job imagine #brett #Brett hand #inside job Brett #nostalgia max #nostalgia max!brett hand #inside job brett hand #Brett hand imagine #Brett hand headcanons #Brett Hand x reader #Brett Hand x gn!reader #x gn!reader #x gn reader #my inside job #personal inside job

[madnesslovelymy]

My favorite moments  (and some lines) from Inside Job Part 1

- Robotus saying “Did you say Brett? I love that guy”.

- Brett saying “Man, Reagan. Your robot is so sick!” while Robotus (now Alpha Beta) is punching him.

- Akira reference.

- Reagan says to Alpha Beta that Netflix paid millions for Friends.

- Mr. Mothman counting Regan’s HR violations.

- Rand swearing to tell the truth on a Godzilla 2000 DVD.

- Rand and Reagan trying to hug each other, but they felt uncomfortable. In Episode 9, they do a distance hug.

- Reagan telling her mother she is single by choice because she has a job doing very important things. Next scene is something not so important for her.

- THE DRONE THRONE!

- Bear-O starting to work at Cognito Inc. and everybody just accept it.

- “Power is attracted to me, honey”.

- Reagan calling an extraction team in her third date at the movies. The person behind them saw everything and says nothing.

- Brian’s first message to Reagan was a meme and a bad pun.

- Animorph reference (I never read the books, tho).

- “Do you have any idea how dangerous I’d be if I had zero self-doubt?”

- Brett and Reagan being confused watching J.R’s Sex-Deck history.

- “Brett’s got a point...”. Brett smiles. “...for the first time ever” . Brett’s face changes.

- Reagan not knowing any media or references from the 80′s.

- “Brett, I’d lie to you, but I just don’t respect you enough”.

- Myc falling from the plane, expecting his pants would work like parachutes but doesn’t work and screams.

- “We can’t let a whole town get killed on our watch. We’ll get fired. Or promoted? I can never remember how evil we are”.

- When the teacher said is okay to abuse the students physically because is “socially acceptable” in the 80′s.

- The interaction between Reagan and the Blockbuster guy. I don’t know why, but I really like that minor character.

- The Remakes song.

- The whole episode about the flat-earthers.

- Myc doing spoilers about the ending of Breaking Bad and Andre using his memory erasers to (re)watch the ending. As a person who didn’t see Breaking Bad, I kinda saw it coming.

- Reagan being confused about Rafe bringing a bear rug just to make a pun.

- Reagan “being direct” to Steve, but in reality was being mean or rude (maybe for her that means “being direct”, let’s remember Reagan lacks social skills). Then, she’s trying to break up with Rafe in the nicest way possible (character development), but Rafe is being so dramatic and behave like a victim and the people around her see her as the bad person.

- When Rafe texts Reagan “Wouldn’t it be so funny if we had kids? Just kidding! Unless...” and Reagan throws his phone and says “Fuck it” and proceeds to fake her death.

- Rafe and Skullfinger being gay to each other.

- “Goddamn it, can’t even enjoy my death in peace”.

- Reagan being far away from Rand and doesn’t care if she dies in the moon because “she’s already dead inside”. 

- Brett and Reagan sharing their daddy issues.

- At the end of the Episode 8, Myc explaining that the moon landing was real, so the real Buzz Aldrin doesn’t sue Shion Takeuchi and the whole crew is funny. Also, the “Don’t sues us, Buzz Aldrin” having the same style font of “The more you know” is hilarious.

- Glenn dab.

- Brett saying a reference about an episode of South Park (Insheeption, S14E10). As a person who like South Park, I like that and I get the reference.

- Bear-O not targeting Brett because he knows he’s a good influence for Reagan. But Bear-O targets Rand, the person who built it.

- The disgusted face of Brett when her parents doesn’t care that Reagan is going to the dance with a stranger in their thirties.

- “I’m gonna tell you what I told Leonardo DiCaprio when he begged me to rig the Oscars. If you were the best, ya woulda won”.

- Andre destroying the Wi-Fi, so Alpha Beta doesn’t discovers what are furries. Even though, I think he knows what are furries, since Reagan connect him to the Internet in the first episode (specifically Facebook).

- “They [Furries] are a valid community. It’s not always a sexual thing, but usually”.

- Myc being sarcastic, in general.

- Brett and Reagan being best friends, of course! Thanks to Brett, Reagan is able to hug, improve her social skills and talk about her feelings. And thanks to Reagan, Brett doesn’t have to please or like everyone and is more assertive.

#inside job #inside job netflix #inside job part 1 #long post #that's basically the whole show yeah

[outismm]

FUCK ONLY PART 2 & 3 SENT!! Anyways part 1 was me just saying that the “there he is mr evil overlord” part in megamind made me think of a Willie/robotus megamind au where Ro gets out and takes over as president and he’s evil and Willie, who knows him from his basement tube days and was also his friend (and maybe more??👀) is just like “this is really disappointing I thought you weren’t like that but I guess not” and then Ro learns to be good because of his love for Willie. THERE!! Now all 3 parts have been sent.

AAA MY GOD IM GOING TO ACTUALLY BLAST OFF INTO THE STRATOSPHERE. GONNA BE ORBITING THE EARTH IN A LITTLE BALL OF <33333333333.

hiding all my thoughts away under a tab. not a soul look at me I am going to be so immensely Clownish and Whimsical

KAYA IM LITERALLY SO SOFT FOR ALL OF THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. IM.

You already know im absolutely Diseased for 'AB succeeds in becoming the President but INSERTING WILLIE IN THERE? INSERTING MY MAIN MAN?? This was Designed to be stapled to my brain for the next month.

and that little. the.

'Willie helping to break out AB only to be heartbroken when AB decides to be Evil (tm)' IM CHEWING THAT LIKE A MILKBONE.

AB doing little acts of kindness bc he's like Oh Shit I Fucked Up. that little bit about him helping to fix a park or some other little act of kindness bc. he wants to improve as a person for Willie. And also himself. gkrkgrg him improving with the initial goal of fixing things w/ Willie only to realize that being a good person. actually feels kinda nice.

AND THE LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE DISGUISE?? Of AB worrying that Willie won't want to be seen with him because he's,, Evil and Willie is very much Not.

TLDR I am so. I am holding Barbies of these two bastards and making them kiss. Every day you test my will to not write selfship fic about these two.

#*grips seat* posting selfship stuff is so. shy. i am so shy. brbrbrbrbr #I HAD THIS WRITTEN FOR LIKE 10 MINS LIKE 'no if u post this you'll explode or smth' MSDNSMDNS #WELP LETS CONSIDER THIS TESTING THE WATERS BBRBRBERE #LISTEN anyone that's gotten far enough to follow my selfship sideblog knows what level of Brainrot I suffer from- #GOD YOU. YOU ARE #YOUUUUU. #🤖🧪 human error #its three AM and i am of vulnerable constitution #yall are getting Max Self Indulgence Outis <3 #im TOO shy to write angst above tags so. its being hidden here #LIKE GOD I CAN PICTURE THAT LIL BETRAYAL MOMENT SO GOOD. TICKLING THE DOPAMINE RECEPTOR IN MY BRAIN. #LIKE. THE LITTLE. the little moment of '??' when it clicks for willie that. oh shit he's actually still evil his goals havent changed AAA #sfw #tonight has been like three hours straight of squeeing i. gkrkgrkgkr DELIGHT AND WHIMSY #I KNOW THIS WAS MOSTLY JUST SCREAMING ABOUT THE ELEMENTS U SUGGESTED BUT LIKE. BRRBRB. shy. #GOD CRADLING THIS WHOLE THING LIKE A NEWBORN CHILD #*grips seat* only I can make a selfship side blog and be too shy to actually post selfshippery. the clown is I.

[tenpixelsusie]

umm why's robotus kinda. a heem heem awooga 😳😳😳

#inside job netflix #🧍‍♀️ DON'.T. #DON'T LOOK AT ME . IGNORE ME 🧍‍♂️ FOREVER #''dont look at this'' *puts it in the main tag* #HE.S KINDA . UM.

[fyeahinsidejob]

Brett: Reagan kissed me!

Andre, gasping: NO!

Gigi, squealing: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Drakken: It's unbelievable.

Gigi: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Andre: Okay, okay. We wanna hear everything.

Andre: Glenn, get the wine and unplug the phone. Brett, does this end well or do we need tissues– Gigi, get tissues just incase!

Brett: Oh, it ended VERY well.

Glenn, running in with wine glasses: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Gigi, calming down: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like, a you know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Brett: Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then— oh God– and then we just sorta sunk into it...

Gigi, Andre, and Glenn, squealing: Aww!

[Meanwhile]

Reagan, eating pizza: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Myc, also eating pizza: Tongue?

Reagan: Yeah.

Myc: Cool.

#au where robotus controls the world and makes gang as friends characters kinda like wandavision but friends #inside job #inside job incorrect quotes #reagan ridley #brett hand #andre lee #gigi thompson #magic myc #glenn dolphman #breagan #inside job netflix #source: friends #how tf do myc work

[m41z135h1pz-moved]

I MIGHT BITE THE BULLET. AND JUST SAY POLYCULE W/ ALL INSIDE JOB CHARACTERS

#SOMETIMES MAYBE #ANDRE STILL 1 i dont think he could ever Not be at htis point. down for him abysmal but #I KEEP THINKING LIKE. WAIT BRETT AND JR REALLY CUTE. WAIT ROBOTUS REALLY CUTE. WAIT GIGI REALLY CUTE. #only ones i dont wanna ship with are glenn n myc. I KNOW basic bitch over here very sad #but like glenn is like my weird silly conservative stepdad and myc. well im sorry to admit i kinda. hate myc AKLHSDF </3 #HES JUST SO MEAN hes funny but i think about interacting with him and i seethe and want to throw rocks at somebody #but yeah uh all of their dynamics i think. are really funny cutesit. in ma heaaaad TEEEHEE #OKOK SO LIKE first obviously theres andre/fritzi. I KNOW THIS PRETTY RAVE GIRL theyre so fulla energy theyre hypin each other up #and well they are simply doing Terrible Things around the office! Mischief Makers if u will #BRETT/FRITZI THEYRE SO!!! IN PUPPY LOVE!!!! THEYRE BOTH SO HAPPY AS A FRONT BUT THEYRE SO LOVEY IT MAKES EVERYONE ELSE GAG. #THEY ARE LIKE. CONSTANTLY HUGGING #JR/FRITZI IS FUNNY. BC LIKE I REAAALLY LIKE JR FALLING FOR FRITZI LIKE 'WOW WHATTA GAL' AND JUST SMASH CUT TO HER DRAWING FURRY STUFF #FOR A SHOW SHES DESIGNING AAKLDJFAKJHDF. THEYRE A LITTLE GRODDY ITS OKAY ITS CUTE AND FUNNY. he thinks theyre Sweet :) #REAGAN/FRITZI AUTISTIC GIRL AUTUMN BABY!!!!!!!!! KINDA LIKE BRETT/REAGAN BUT theyre both 'girls' and fritzi has just as much hubris #as reagan does. DEFINITELY EGGS ON HER EVIL INVENTIONS N SHIT LIKE YAAAS GOGOGO (referring to a Kill Lazer made by reagan) #GIGI/FRITZI HOLY SHIT. POPULAR GIRL/WEIRD GIRL its just the image of the girl like. doing the others makeup and shes like laid on top of her #thats gigi and fritzi i lsdlkhd HEART #INTERESTINGLY. ROBOTUS/FRITZI. MOSTLY CUZ IM ATTRACTED TO ROBOTUS #BUT FRITZI THINKS HES SO COOL N HES JUST 'wtf </3 im sucha Cool Evil Mastermind Robot' BUT THEY JUST. COME DOWN TO SAY HI W REAGAN #AND POOR ROBOTUS IS LIKE 'WHY AM I. SAD WHEN THEYRE NOT HERE' #REAGAN GOES DOWN W/O FRITZI ONE TIME AND ROBOTUS GETS POUTY. NOT A HAPPY CAMPER #ANYWAYS. ALL THIS TO TSAY THAT im INSANELY attracted to just about everyone in the gang and Extras. i just #puts them in a little backpack and carries them around with me #SORRY THERES 1000 TAGS ON THIS WHOOPS UH. ALSJDFALKSJDF ANYWAYS #mae chirps #mae fucking SCREAMS for hours! #🧪trust me im a doctor🧪 #🐕emotional support dog🐕 #💲plots and plans💲

[vrisrezis]

Inside Job req! I headcanon that Reagan as wlw and I was wondering whats your take on her developing a crush on a girl for the first time and being a gay disaster?

yessss <//3 love it love it! Goddd we need more wlw content on this acc we love to see it <3 also while the gender is female, I didn’t use she/her pronouns !

- Reagan has never really.. thought about romance tbh.. never really thinks that it’s totally weird she has no interest romantically in any guys she meets up with or anything of the sort .. she starts to think she’s just not really into dating .. and then you come along

- it becomes clear to her, but not at first. She in fact doesn’t even realize she has caught those feelings.

- but it’s so obvious, she’s blushing and staring at you like some highschool girl, she does that nervous thing where she plays with her hair or puts a strand behind her ear, all of that bro

- she also gets kinda awkward mid conversation and laughs awkwardly before leaving the conversation. She has a habit of wanting to talk to you so she will talk to you for such a long time even if there’s nothing to talk about lol . Let’s hope you’re a good talker

- also since you totally work with her cuz duh, she actually cuts you slack unlike the others. Like everyone could be high as shit (you included) and she’ll yell at them but not you

- she talks about you a lot when you aren’t around and it’s so obvious she’s into you because she’s not only smiling like a dork but she ends up gushing about you. Mainly talks about you to robotus and Brett but sometimes the others too but they usually tell her to stfu (Gigi will tell her to go on tho)

- “god… aren’t they great…? Such a talented woman..” She says with a dreamy smile, elbow on desk, cheek smushed on her hand.

- she twiddles with her thumbs sometimes when talking to you, she was already bad at eye contact but holy fuck it’s so much worse and she’s even more awkward around you

- she doesn’t realize she likes you until brett suggests she ask you out and she’s like “wait what why would I……. Oh shit…”

- as to which she’s now in panic mode because holy shit she likes girls? Like girls for real and not boys? Has she ever even liked an actual boy? Like really genuinely liked and thought she’d end up with forever and marrying and having kids with?

- she’s also panicked becsuse should she ask you out? Holy shit what does she do? Girl is at a loss

- she really doesn’t wanna fuck things up this time though, no robots to practice on this time!!! She’s just going to ask you out like a normal person would… but should she?

- she ends up saying fuck it and does ask you out :)

- “l-listen I’m really new to the whole … romance thing alright.. I .. especially with another woman.. I’ve never done this before but I’ve never felt this way about another woman before and it would mean everything to me if you’d be mine?”

#inside job x reader #inside job reagen ridley x reader #inside job Reagan Ridley x reader #inside job Reagan x reader #inside job reagen x reader #Reagan x reader #reagen x reader #Reagan Ridley x reader

[artist-emerald]

honestly dude... kinda getting a mini crush on emerald. why? i have no clue. can you tell me more about the guy? if not i totally get it, sorry to bother you lol 👉👈

Omg thank you that's very flattering!

And of course:

He never lies because he has no need to.

He can collapse the world economy with the push of a button.

Even though he controls all the money, he eats a lot of cheap fast food.

He revels in the madness people go through to trying to find him.

He doesn't actually bring up he's next in line to be Satan a ton. (unlike ROBOTUS)

And that should bee enough for now. I'm gonna keep making Emerlad content...until we get to the big reveal!

#inside job #my oc #emerald #inside job oc #au

[rinnysega]

Who are your top 5 favorite Inside Job characters? Do you have a least favorite?

Top 5 are Brett, Reagan, Rand, Gigi and Robotus

I don’t have a least fav necessarily, but I feel Masters is kinda forgettable sometimes

#inside job stuff

[cognitosclowns]

What part do you think Robotus will play in Part 2? He better be fucking ok.

If Rand so much as look in his direction I'm gonna start SWINGING

tbh there's a lot of options??

there's definitely a,, Redemption Arc going on, what with him helping The Gang out in eps 2, 4, 10.

so tbh!! I'm hoping he gets a Big Moral Decision!!

Like he gets the chance to destroy the world and he ends up not taking it bc,, he's gotten attached to humans??? OUGHE <333333

I KNOW they aren't gonna want to speedrun his arc, it's probably gonna be a while until he's Reformed but UGHHHH

<333 THE CLIMAX TO HIS ARC IS GONNA DO THINGS TO MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY I JUST KNOW IT.

OVERALL I think he's gonna be,, mostly intel for the group??

Previously he was constantly looking through security logs + cams so I could definitely see him,,,,, doing some subterfuge to help The Gang undermine Rand!!

In terms of misc stuff? like vague Silly Hopes I Have??? Silly Goofery?

Something homosexual in me Requires an IHNMAIMS reference. Even if it's just a microcosm, like him taking over the Cognito Inc Building and trapping everyone inside.

I don't know why I don't know where I just need this man to have his A.M Hate Monologue Moment. It would either fix him or make him worse.

Brett giving him a nickname. He'll hate it at first and slowly warm up to it,,, and I will burst into tears

overall just. Gang interactions with AB <333333 please it will fix me.

I NEED him and Robo-Reagan to meet

Two Infinitely Intelligent Robots with massive egos teaming up with the goal of taking over the world? oh BABY these two are gonna be at eachothers throat in 5 minutes and it will be everything.

*GRIPS THE WRITERS* LET HIM SEE THE SUN

please I know I talk about this all the time but. He Has Never Seen The Sun Please Let Him See The Sun With His Own Two Eyes Please Please Please Ple

Another thing I've been thinking about is how. Reagan's lab is shown to have a SHIT ton of A.B parts in ep one, all behind glass containers. Enough to make,,,,,, several more of him,,,,

..... LISTEN Rand is absolutely petty enough to. make his Own A.B as like,, a personal enforcer around Cognito. He's absolutely the kind of shitweasel to steal his Daughter's work for his own benefit

TLDR I miss my wife Part 2 cannot come soon enough

#i also remember smb made a post that was like 'Alpha-Beta needs to kidnap Matt Leblanc next season' AND THATS SO FUNNY TO ME THAT. YEAH. #also. give him a breakdown i want it i want it i want it so bad #this kinda falls into the Monologue Moment smdnsmd but. i think it would be very fantastic to see him Unwell. #also. tbh i cant see him teaming with Rand. MSNDMSD he already hates humanity and Rand is like #the SHITTIEST human lmao #i also want a friendship btwn him and gigi. idk it feels like theres a Throughline btwn them #gigi being in charge of media and AB being. Pretty Fucked Up by the internet. #IDK i want them to be the two Responsible Adults who look at the gang from the sidelines like 'dear fuck how have they survived this long' #ALSO place your bets for when part 2 is gonna release #i also really love how IJ gave us both. an Evil Man and an '''Evil Man'''' #MSNDMS like. Rand is properly evil and irredeemable. #but AB is just. like one of those small dogs who think they could kick your ass but actuall just nip at your ankles a bit #MSNDMSD like. he's all Monologues and Shouting but also. absolutely normal. like the most Dude ever. just some guy. #he watches sitcoms and laughs at his own dad jokes hes so nothing MSNDSMDNS AND I LOVE THAT I LOVE THEY GAVE US AN EVIL CHARACTER WHO #IS TRULY JUST SO AVERAGE #inside job #sfw #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #<33333333333333333 mwamwamwamwmamwamwmamwmamwmamwamwmamwma

[nerdasaurus1200]

About Gamer 3.0:I kinda wanted to see Ikari Gozen Vs Robotus,Animan Vs Chameleon,Party Crasher Vs Frightingale,Weredad Vs Gorizilla,Princess Fragrance Vs Onichan,Frozer Vs Syren,Queen Wasps Vs Mr Pigeon,Malediktator Vs Simon Says

Robostus, Animan, Party Crasher, Weredad, Onichan, Frozer, Queen Wasp, and Malediktator would win.

#miraculous ladybug #nerd answers #akuma #gamer

[sin-sidejob]

INSIDE JOB S1 PART 2 TRAILER, SPOILERS, AND ANALYSIS

Here’s the link to the trailer: watch

- heads up, this post will change frequently with new analysis and information.

SPOILERS AND DETAILS BELOW I SPOTTED

0:12 - we see the gang sans Reagan in Rand’s office. The moment the coup backfires and Rand convinced them not to overturn him and the company?

0:29 - we see the robes with two people before them kneeling, possible sacrifices (it’s hard to tell from a grainy overhead view) or who could be a younger JR Scheimpough and Rand Ridley

0:37 - WE SEE JR he’s in the corner while Glenn attempts to make a suicide pact, sitting in I believe the drivers seat of a car American style AND HES GOT A TATTOO — look at his right bicep and we see what resembles a tribal marking of a face and sitting shotgun is Myc! I couldn’t make out if he was wearing a tin foil hat in this shot but I assume yes. The gang looks like, according to the map, that they’re heading for Area 51.

After that we see Brett, Gigi, and Andre at the manhunt we have seen in previous clips where Ron and Reagan try to sabotage and end up getting tased.

Next we see the robes all 5 circling and enacting a blood sacrifice or ceremony in which they slice their palms. Kinda funny that they all look white

0:44 - we see Ron and Reagan on what appears like a date, Ron in a suit and Reagan in a gown as a crack appears in the street. There’s gears and mechanics within the crack, showing it’s calculated for that location and purposeful.

0:54 - we see a lineup of the Illuminati, a shrouded figure in a headdress alongside Oprah, Lin Manuel Miranda, and who I believe is Jay Z and Beyoncé

1:10 - we see a hellish dragon breathe fire and fly towards the screen, the surroundings are similar to the environment in the episode where the gang goes to the reptoid gala

1:11 - in the netflix trailer version, not the twitter or YouTube one, we see a figure of rand and tamiko sitting in what looks like the hologram room of Cognito and a shift in which a hologram either appears or dissolves, revealing Robotus sitting before Tamiko. There’s theories and concepts of the fight between Rand and Ro being over Tamiko and that Ro falls in love with her, etc, but my personal favorite would be Rand trying to disguise himself as Ro to sneak around the gang or Tamiko and Robotus finds out and beats the fuck out of him. Wishful thinking 🤷🏻‍♀️

1:13 - we see Ron and Reagan, in the same outfits as 0:54, fighting off a new Pope armed with a staff and looking off with purplish glowing eyes and Ron facing off with said pope using a crucifix we see throughout emitting a darker purple glow which returns in clips in the entirety of the trailer

1:17 - we see the gang get ready to go down to hollow earth, guided in a lift by one of the mole people. All are armed with tin foil hats

1:18 - we see Brett dressed in Ed Hardy and this is an honorable mention for @mrsbretthand

1:20 - we see puppet Brett and Brett with two characters in the background that could possibly be family members or siblings?? Due to the hair and eyes that resemble Brett’s own. Is that his family?

1:20 we see Myc alongside MUSHROOMS at a party, and Myc’s wearing a tuxedo collar possibly at Area 51?

1:20-> 1:22 we see a series of clips rapidly in which Keanu Reeves starts what appears to be a villain arc, AB Robotus has a gun and fires at something off screen, and Brett is playing around with a golden retriever that has to be Air Bud - there’s also a fleeting moment in which a hologram falters around Keanu Reeves and I’m not sure what to do with that, you’ll see why

1:23 - we see gigi on the Illuminati throne looking down upon Lin Manuel Miranda & see an image of Glenn in battle armor like a gladiator — I think Glenn dressed as a gladiator for Halloween then got high and is having a VERY bad trip but could also be another location, but the decorative lights in the background remind me of the Halloween party from previously released screencaps

1:24 - we see Rand Ridley and AB Robotus fighting with a figure in the background that looks like Tamiko

Also at 1:24 - we see a fleeting moment of a robe about to flip off their hood, and we see Reagan in the clip heading down an elevator and encountering the robes. Is she being initiated in? is she about to die? Who knows?

1:31 - Keanu Reeves versus Reagan, and she’s heavily armed and then decorated with a band of garlic, making me wonder if Keanu is a vampire?

1:35 - we see Gigi in an Illuminati headdress performing what looks like an old Welcome to Disney Channel advertisement with the blue glittering corner logo and wand

1:36 - we see Brett, Reagan, and Robotus standing far away from a glowing structure in the distance of a triangle, ominous and looking like a focal point to what’s causing the end of the world. Brett and Reagan wear tin foil hats while Robotus wears a triangular metal rod from his skull and is tube-less, just in treads to move.

1:37 - we see a moment of Ron aiming a laser gun or memory eraser at the screen, and him being reluctant to fire. It’s green, unlike the coloring on the memory eraser shown in earlier clips that Ron is armed with and uses in his job at the Illuminati.

1:39 - we see a clip of the staff used by the pope in the earlier scene being broken in half over someone’s knee, I assume Ron due to how the outfit of the person matches his the most. It exposes wires from the inside.

1:39 - we see Reagan I the center of a circle, surrounded by robes who are closing in. The elevator sequence Reagan goes through in the later half of the trailer resembles her going down into the earth where the Shadow Board/Council is located.

1:41 - we see a UFO hovering about a pyramid and a Shazam poster that appears around Brett throughout the trailer. We also see a mechanical device, a large one, being buried. Is it a Time Machine or something that bends reality?

1:42 - 1:43 we see a series of rapid fire images, including a poster of Rand Ridley captioned “Death to the Disloyal” in which he wields a bloody scythe, the device that gets buried at 1:41 located at the base of a structure that gets broken up by a UFO, Reagan wielding a red book, filled with notes and bookmarks with a red cover in surroundings resembling the reddish lighting of the elevator when it heads down to the Shadow Board. We see the Shadow Board circled around a pedestal and platform in surroundings that look tropical, Rand staring in distress at a tunnel made in the wall of his office, and a flashing moment between a worried Reagan and a high or drugged Andre.

1:45-1:50 - we see Brett, Reagan, and Glenn in a room in the midst of what looks like planning and strategy. Glenn plays with a hologram of a branching map of timelines and reality, making me wonder if a plan for the gang is to split the timeline or alter reality.

#inside job #inside job part two #inside job netflix #my inside job #personal inside job #robotus #jr #reagan #gigi #brett #andre #myc #glenn #tw: rand ridley

[toy-robots]

They're brothers! Toy Robotus is technically the older brother because he was built first, even though he acts and kinda is a gremlin 10-year-old Charlie is the older newer robot model who can't remember anything about Robotus because of something Robotus did

They don't really get along very well

#toy robotus #electric toytown #charlie #electric amnesiac #oc

[cognitosclowns]

I saw your Robotus NSFW Alphabet post and please GOD elaborate on him having a fleshlight based on Reader's pussy because he misses them. It's driving me insane your ideas are so good

YES ANON OFC I WILL <33 FAVE SHIT EVER ARE YOU KIDDING

nsfw below!! this is gonna be so long I'm so sorry MNSDMS

he didn't expect himself to miss you so much??

Like you're only gonna be out of town for 3 weeks, max. That's nothing. especially in comparison to how long of a life you two are gonna spend together, that IS nothing.

He repeats that a lot to himself during the coming days.

It's about halfway through the second that he starts missing missing you. Proper yearning. Not just surface level ‘wishing you were with him’ NOPE SMDNS

He’s absolutely lovesick. He finds himself missing every little detail about you.

The smell of your shampoo. The little glint in your eye when you flirt with him. Kissing your warm cheeks after you cum, the lazy smile that follows. The way your eyes light up when he makes a joke.

AND ITS STUPID. HE KNOWS ITS STUPID. ITS IDIOTIC YOU AREN'T ON MARS FOR FUCKS SAKES YOU'RE JUST A FEW STATES AWAY. YOU'LL BE HOME BY THE END OF THE MONTH. HE WANTS TO GRAB HIMSELF BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKE.

He feels so dramatic but. that changes nothing. he's still stuck in Yearning Hell.

He definitely tries masturbating, because that seems like the easiest way to tamp it down until you're back, but it isn't the same. 

Sure, he cums, and it's perfectly fine, but the wanting doesn't go away. There's still that aching sensation. 

if anything, he feels worse after because it's not you. It's just a new reminder of how amazing it is being intimate with you and how far away you are.

AND,, WELL,

It's definitely an impulse decision.

(Granted, most of his decisions are impulse decisions, so.)

He's got a full 3D model of your innards bc. of course he does smdnsd.

Shockingly, it isn't even smth he actively kept info about? he just has so many sensors in his dick that it just,, naturally acquires that kinda data, and it gets stored away subconsciously. 

Wouldn't even be hard to print out something usable. a few minutes at most...

Yeah after the base idea crops up, he considers it for maybe,, .5 seconds before caving smdnsmd.

He keeps internally scoffing at himself as he sets up the printer, fills in the silicone, inputs the instructions. Sighing his nonexistent lungs out.

Just a constant mental stream of 'you are such an idiot you are such an idiot you are such an idiot' as he undoes his belt MSNDMSD truly he is. Experiencing.

actually,, using it,, oh lordie,,

he hates, hates that it gets a full-throated 'oh fuck' out of him, but it absolutely does.

Is it perfect? Not even close. A pale imitation at best. The slickness of lube is too artificial, there's none of that Human Warmth he's grown accustomed to, he can't cradle your face or squeeze your hips.

Is it just enough for him to pretend it's you? YEP <33

He only gets about 5 thrusts in before his first orgasm, and tbh his artificial cum really helps pull the illusion together?

It stays warm inside his tanks, heated by his motor, and it fills up the inside of the toy in no time.

It cools down pretty fast, but it's no problem because he replaces it just as quick <3

He's split between. feeling absolutely mortified that he's humping a piece of lukewarm silicone like some sort of animal vs not giving a singular fuck because it hits the exact spot he needs it to.

<333333

He isn't entirely sure how long he goes for, but when he's done the sun is firmly in the sky, which makes his cheeks feel more than a little artifically warm.

Thankfully, the toy itself fairly easy to dispose of, since it's virtually unrecognizable by the time he's done.

maybe. he'll keep those designs on file. for future use. just in case.

OH and don't think this spoils the welcome-home sex - think of it as an appetizer <33 just a reminder of what he's had to be away from!!

so. um. *pinwheels into the atmosphere*

#SORRY YALL IDK THIS. HAD AN EFFECT. COULD YOU TELL. #im so obsessed w/. every time AB j.ac.ks off hes like #'this is so stupid you are an idiot this is pathetic you are being pathetic' bc. he just cannot mentally wrangle the idea that #yes its ok for him to have needs. #so instead its a tightrope walk of Embarrassment and Need #also bc the mental image of ab absolutely RAI.LING a f.lesh.lig.ht while internally being like 'I am being so cringe' MAKES ME CACKLE #oh. oh desp.erate ab. is everything to me #we love men who are too stubborn to admit they want 2 b.on.e so instead they just repress it until it explodes in one Big Hrony Moment. #mwa. love that shit. #IDK. is this in character. am i lost in my own sauce. MNDSSM #lmk besties #nsft #minors dni #inside job #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #alpha-beta x reader #robotus alpha-beta x reader #inside job x reader

[sin-sidejob]

Robotus Alpha Beta x GN Reader

La Petite Mort

- Notes: NSFW, GN + uses a strap and harness, MINORS DNI, AB takes a strap up the ass and falls apart. French duress?

- translations: amateur hour here, brace yourselves for French grammatical error and mistranslations

- I wrote this for @outismisc initially and edited it since I kinda’ popped off? Anyways, enjoy AB getting fucked with you using French

Robotus is feeling the weight of that silver alloy tongue, quips gone and melted into the slurry of his brain, coding and systems whirring and thrumming in a blend of turned on messes.

“Oh good, you can listen, good to know. Open your mouth for me and wet this up, I won’t bother with lube - spit’s all your getting since it’s the only way you can make your mouth useful.”

You don’t spot his eyes glitching until you grip AB by the chin and nudge the silicone past his lips upon his obedient tongue.

“Ah, Quelle jolie bouche tu as, ma petite pute.”

Ah, what a pretty mouth you have, my little whore.

AB’s barely able to translate what you are saying, the words floating like alphabet soup while he sucks on the silicone, diligent and eager while he feels cool hands plant on his thighs and forces them open a little wider, body straining to acquiesce at your ministrations.

“Je me demande si je vais même m’intégrer ici dans ton cul serré.” your mouth drawls in an accent near his ear and you get to watch as drool spills forth around Alpha-Beta’s mouth, in a dribble down his chin.

I wonder if I'll even fit in here in your tight ass.

“Aw, ma petite pute, doing so well. Such a nice change in behavior. Feels better, obeying, doesn’t it?” He nods and doesn’t answer except a hum around the silicone and you reward him with a hand smoothing up the globe of his ass.

Aw, my little whore.

“Penchez-vous et prenez-le.”

Bend over and take it.

Robotus nods and whines then gasps partially once you pull forth the silicone dick from his mouth, cooing in a dramatized show of pride for him once he sees how slicked up it is.

“Tu as fait un si bon travail, une si bonne petite salope pour moi.” you all but purr, degrading him in a softer tone but merely using him at this point.

You did such a good job, such a good little slut for me.

“Mieux vaut tout prendre et faire votre travail.”

Better take it all and do your job.

Ro just stutters out, sound broken like a crushed voice box, “fuck - just, just please.” You shush him, yanking his hair back while you slot the now slicked up silicone into the harness.

“Oh mon cœur, ne sais-tu pas que les bons jouets ne parlent pas ?”

Oh sweetheart, don't you know good toys don't talk?

Then your hand slots the flared silicone cockhead in Ro, the tight ring of muscle giving easily with how absolutely overwhelmed he is, inch after inch sliding inwards like his ass was built to take it just for him. Good little fuck toy.

“Vous voulez juste être penché, n'est-ce pas?” You ask, hands gripping the broad hips of Ro while you bury your dick deep. “Avoir besoin de quelqu'un pour baiser la discipline en vous, vous mettre en ligne.” You utter, propping hips back before snapping them forward, lurching Robotus onto his forearms when his biceps buckle.

You just want to be bent over, don’t you? Needing someone to fuck the discipline in you, get you in line.

“Je baiserai toujours l'obéissance en toi, ma précieuse pute.” You taunt, punctuating with thrusts that make skin audibly smack together.

I will always fuck the obedience into you, my precious bitch.

It goes like that for a while, you fucking the thoughts and coherency out of Robotus and rendering him into a limp barely intelligible thing, once so powerful and omnipotent now pathetic. Réclamé.

Claimed.

“So fucking strong, huh? Tellement intimidant et puissant.” you taunt again, a hand now snaked down and pumping ro’s aching, stiff dick haphazardly, keeping him on edge and laying there.

So intimidating and powerful.

“Je devrais te rendre utile et juste garder ta bite, t'utiliser pour des pièces.” and Ro keens at that one, arching and fucking back onto your dick in a pathetic display that brings a laugh from you.

I should make you useful and just keep your dick, use you for scrap.

“ Aw, look at this, tu le veux tellement et tu ne penses qu'avec ta bite, n'est-ce pas ?” your eyes spot the bubbling tears from ro’s lashes and slam your hips harder, seeing tears roll as he moans brokenly getting obliterated both mind and body.

you want it so badly and think only with your dick, don't you?

“You’re crying?” You laugh, hand lowering to tug at his balls, rolling them in your palm and loving how Ro just shakes, barely able to hold himself up even though he’s bent over, collapse very tempting.

“Tu perds des larmes, petite chose triste. Tu ne peux pas me supporter de te baiser le cul comme tu me l'as demandé, et tu pleures ?” your voice is thick, deep in tone it verges on treacle but has none of the sweetness. All bite.

You are wasting tears, sad little thing. Can't stand me fucking your ass like you asked me to, and you're crying?

You spot Ro’s shaking legs and the frequency of his stuttered glitchy groans, stifled into his forearms. “Aw, tu vas venir me chercher ? Allez-y, vous avez été bon.” You grant, measuring thrusts and running a hand through his hair.

Are you going to come for me? Go ahead, you've been good.

You yank his hand back, arching Ro’s spine and watching him cry out. “Mais vous devez pleurer pour cela, le gagner comme une bonne petite chienne obéissante.”

But you have to cry for it, earn it like a good, obedient little bitch.

In a fleeting moment of coherence, AB mutters out with his head yanked back, moaning out in broken, unintelligible French “Je serai b-bien, sois ta petite pute”

I'll be g-good, be your little bitch.

You beam with pride, tugging his dick a final time before rolling his balls in his hand, fucking Robotus through his orgasm that waves through him like a full system shutdown, legs buckling and grasping at surfaces with white knuckling strength. He glitches out versions of your name and terms of endearment, raising and lowering in choppy barely there clips.

He cums so hard it nearly clears the other side of the room, splattering and landing in a spray that slowly turns to a puddle beneath, emptying the entire reserve in one fell swoop from the complete reset.

He’s a mess, cum stained and hair in disarray, face tear stained and still gasping all the while you shallowly thrust, eager to see if you can get him to speak French again.

You kiss his ear, bucking a little more to invoke a groan that gets a gasping sweetheart from his throat as you nip at his ear. “Bon travail, bien-aimé, je te baiserai pour dormir en un rien de temps.”

Good job, beloved, I'll fuck you to sleep in no time.

#inside job #personal inside job #my inside job #my thots #robotus #inside job headcanon #robotus alpha beta #Alpha Beta #Alpha Beta robotus #x reader #robotus x gn reader #robotus alpha beta x reader #robotus alpha beta x Gn reader #alpha beta x reader #alpha beta x Gn reader #robotus x reader