Malleus, attempting to court you: Child of man, I wish to gift you something.
Y/N: Cool. What is it?
Malleus, presents to you a single rock: It is customary among my people to gift a rock to those they wish to court. Do you accept this courting gift?
Y/N, observing the rock: . . .
Y/N: Mm, nah.
Malleus, taken aback: Nah?
Y/N: Nah.
Y/N: Nothing against the rock or anything, but I just don’t vibe with that specific one, ya know?
Malleus: I see...
[Later]
Lilia: I told you it wouldn’t work. Humans have different courting gifts than those of the dragon fae. Try something else like flowers or a poem or-
Malleus: No. They said they did not “vibe” with that rock, so I must find one that they do “vibe” with!
[Later, again]
Y/N: Oh hey Mal, what’cha got there-
Malleus, carrying a bunch of rocks: I have returned with a selection of rocks specifically chosen by me with which you can choose from! Please accept one as a beginning courting gift!
Y/N: . . .
Y/N, picking one of the rocks: This one. I like this one.
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one of the many New Types Of Guy from the latest ceramic batch. tried a single color underglaze pattern under a colored celadon glaze, and he turned out amazing! also returning to an older form with some troll-y beasts, but this time with some modernizations!
im holding onto this specific guy, but others of his ilk will be available in the november shop update :^)
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Burt Wilson died at 68 today of natural causes.
He wrote most of the showtape scripts and original non-cover music of the Rock-afire Explosion that gave the band its amazing charm and spawned this fandom, alongside voicing Fatz, Sun, Moon, Anitoch, Santa, and Looney Bird's Mom.
RIP, thank you for giving us such a wonderful legacy of characters we cherish.
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What Cosmere Characters are Doing on a Snow Day
Snow doesn't really seem to happen in a lot of the Cosmere but, well...if they DID have snow, what would Cosmere characters be doing?
Lift: Sledding! Slicking the ground makes her sled go real fast!
Marasi: Inside, wrapped in blankets, drinking hot chocolate.
Allik: Inside, wrapping in fifty-thousand blankets, by the fire. He's still cold.
Venli: Building snow-singers. (Snow is lot harder to work with than stone!)
Susebron: Catching snowflakes on his (new) tongue. Having a great time.
Adolin: Building a snow castle out of snow bricks.
Maya: Silently and seriously helping Adolin build.
Azure: Leading a contingent of men in a truly epic snow fight. She is covered in snow splatters, grinning.
Kaladin: Leading the other contingent. So good at dodging that he hasn't been hit yet--except for the one time he dove in front of Skar to protect him.
Sarene: Making snow angels, mostly to piss off Hrathen, who is visibly shaking at the blasphemy.
Shallan: Making note of the various animal tracks in the snow, sketching them carefully.
Pattern: Staring at individual snowflakes as they come down, buzzing with intense excitement.
Syl: Zipping along excitedly among the snowflakes.
Navani: Just invented snow shoes and is watching her engineers craft them.
Sebarial: Sitting in a tent full of heating fabrials, in which he and Palona are drinking mulled wine and watching the festivities
Rock: Has created a Hot Stew Station where people can come and get warmed up.
Dalinar: Wearing Navani's snow shoes, standing silently, watching everyone.
Szeth: His white clothing blends into the snow. In his hand, a finely crafted, perfectly round snowball. His target: Kaladin. The snowball fight ended hours ago, but no one could find Szeth to tell him. So he continues to hunt, silent and invisible in the frozen landscape, stalking his next target.
He's having a good time.
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if there’s one thing i take away from campaign 3 is that the Bells need to stay the HELL (hehe) AWAY from any kind of rocks, pebbles, minerals or just overall any shiny object.
the lense. the gnarlrock. the shard. ashton (jk, i love them dearly). vax (jk, i desperately need the bird boy back)
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