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marvelflame2010 · 11 months

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Rocket lecturing Y/n after she did something stupid: Kid, can you just get on my level here for a minute?

Y/n: *sits criss-cross applesauce on the floor*

Rocket: ...

Y/n: 😊

Rocket grabbing Y/n's nose and twisting it: Listen here you little shit

BONUS:

Peter: Y/n, why is your nose all red

Y/n: I regret nothing

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skylarinfinity · 9 months

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[rocket showing m/n around the milano]

m/n: [look at the screen that peter leave out and point at it] what's is that? is that some kind of monsters you guys hunting?

rocket: [look at the screen with disgust and turn it off] that's galaxy porn websites.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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Rocket: could that douche actually create a perfect society?

Y/N: nah. An imperfect being can’t create perfection. It’s unobtainable

Adam: so a perfect being, like me, could?

Y/N: sorry Warlock. You’re a perfect specimen. There’s a difference.

Cosmo: did you just compliment and insult someone at the same time?

Rocket: that’s an art form im dying to learn! (Laughs)

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romanoffshouse · 3 months

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Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?

Thor: Yes

Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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angelofthenight · 9 months

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*Adam walks into a room*

Rocket: Now there’s a phenomenon. (y/n)’s shadow has arrived before (y/n)

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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 months

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Rocket: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Quill: Do not take this seriously, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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echos-scomplink · 11 months

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Peter: Good night

Mantis: Sleep tight

Y/N: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself

Rocket: Great, now Groot's crying

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fvck-the-patriarchy · 9 months

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Y/n: Rode trips with friends >>>

Rocket: We're literally on the run from the government.

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incorrect-multiverse · 18 days

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*At a zoo*

Rocket: What are they in for?

Peter: This isn't a prison.

Rocket: So they can leave?

Peter: No, but-

Rocket, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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happylittleshrub · 4 months

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I'm so sorry

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marvelflame2010 · 9 months

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Rocket: What do you MEAN you don't have a license?

Peter Quill: It never came up

Rocket: Never came up? You've been flying our ships for years!!!

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incorrectgotgquotes · 2 months

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The High Evolutionary: Would you fuck your clone? Asking for science.

Drax: I would not because that would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Quill: I’m not gay but I would totally fuck my clone.

Nebula: I’m gay but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird.

Thor: I’d fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.

Loki: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Kraglin: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.

Gamora: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Rocket: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Mantis: It’s not the same as masturbating, it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Adam: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

Ego: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro clone-fucking I am.

Groot: <You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned.>

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migeviellardi · 2 years

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Rewatching Guardians of the Galaxy while waiting for the movie to come out. I had to do it.