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#rodney's probably there for an allergic reaction
So, hello and welcome to whumptober day six proof of life. Im doing "ive got a pulse" because... fun? I guess? And day seven will arrive eventually as well as day seven of suptober, anyway today im doing a stargate atlantis one today because i can and no one can stop me. So... have fun <3
Whumptober day 6- proof of life (ive got a pulse)
"John!" Teyla called itching trying to tear off the suit she was wearing. With Mkcay's suit already off due to his near constant compaints of an allergic reaction to the fabric or whatever, he dove in immediately. Once in the icy water he immediately had to surprise the urge to gasp in shock but he had to stay on task. John had been stunned and fell into a body of water, his suit was torn from an earlier interaction with a rusty nail, they all had written it off thinking of it as little more than a minor inconvinience meaning they would have to mend it later, however when it had snagged on thick branch the entire chest of his suit had torn clean open. But it didnt matter in the moment, all that mckay knew was unconscious human plus body of water usually meant a drowned man. Mckay swam fast and hard through the icy water his eyes stunning from the salt content of the water, he shot through the water like a bullet sheddingnhis jacket behind him as he moved to cut down on the drag. He finalky caught sight of the military man's black hair and repositioned himself appropriately to propell towards him efficiently.
He grabbed a hold of the mans vest hauling him up by the shoulder, he kicked hard pulling him up as he swam, his vision blurring from the lack of oxygen and fighting the urge to take a deep inhale. He finally reached the sufrace watching teyla and ronon run towards him on the beach, he held shepherd's head above the water, listeing for any sounds of breath... none. He cursed lightly before feeling teyla and ronon pull the man (more drag really) ashore. Mckay climbed out after him before kneeling next to the man.
"Ok, come on shepherd. Come on." He felt the mans kneck looking for the reliable comforting thump beneath his finger tips. "Ive got a pulse!" He sughed in relief. "Well technically, i guess hes got a pulse... Whatever." He finished before beggining the chest compressions trying to return the natural rhythm to his chest and restore the all too improtant rising and falling to his lungs. Almost immediately shepherd coughed up the salty liquid onto the ground while mckay turned him onto his side so he wouldnt choke.
"Youre ok, youre ok. Just deep breaths." Mckay comforted. "Deep breaths." He repeatedly calmly and softly rubbing the colnels back as he breathed wuth teyla and ronon watching the pair in conern and awe.
"You ok?" The dr asked him.
"Thanks, thanks Mckay. Im good." He breathed depply his head falling to rest in rodney's lap.
" good job mckay!" Ronon aplauded. As teyla produced a nervous chuckle before dissolving into genuine laughter realesing her tention and anxiety through bursts of giggles.
"You sure youre ok?" Rodney asked.
"You arent an MD doctor mckay." John joked smiling up at him.
"Yeah and you almost drowned colonel so just... humour me ok?" His sarvastic facade dropped like a lead balloon revealing just how scared he truly was. This revealed jarred john slightly, shocked to see mckay that open and feeling a sudden onset of guilt for just how scared he had made his friend.
"Yeah, yeah Rodney im fine. Don't worry. I'm all pinsean and needles from the stunned but the suit got most of it, im shivering and cold but im fine. Just a little shaken is all." Shepherd consolled. Trying to soothe the nerves of his friend.
"Ok." Mckay nodded before moving to allow him sit up.
"We should probably go." Shepherd decided before standing up to leave. He could feel mckays worried eyes on him the rest of the way to the gate but by the time he had arrived back in atlantis mckay had already radioed in asking for a medical team to meet them in thencontroll tower. Shepherd was rolled off in a gurney he insisted was unnecessary but mckay informed him it was not up to him.
Beckett insisted that shepherd would be ok and only then did mckay allow himself leave his side to do work and insignificant things as such. John was touched and smittened by mckays caringness and affection towards him obviously he would never admit it to him john was grateful for the extra attention on top of him saving his life. He smiled at the man as he walked away grateful and loving before deciding to turn in, he was pretty tired already from being almost dead so he thought he had earned the extra few hours of rest.
He went to sleep smiling at the though of mckay.
A/N: so i dont know why but for the day 7 one i think it will be another stargate atlantis one for no reason in particular other than i plan to go the hypoglycaemic route for "shaking hands" and i can think of no more appropriate a character for hypoglycemia than Dr Rodney Mckay. Anyway this one probably has way worse grammar, puntiation, etc. Because I'm exhausted. Peace out.
Hope you had fun<3
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seepunkrun · 6 years
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The Hot Phlebotomist, cont.
In the Lost Epilogue of The Hot Phlebotomist, which I wrote and decided not to use, Rodney's waiting for John at the coffee shop:
Twenty minutes sounded ideal twelve minutes ago--enough time for him to prepare, but not so much that he overprepares and comes out the other side all crazy--but now that he's sitting across from an empty chair and still has eight minutes to go he's starting to think this was a terrible idea. Every time the bell above the door jingles, he looks up; there's hospital staff coming in alone or in groups, but no John, and Rodney drinks an entire cup of coffee and shreds most of his napkin while running through all the ways this could go wrong. What if John changes his mind? What if he never meant to come at all? What if he's hit by a bus crossing the street and Rodney's so upset by the accident he unthinkingly orders the blackberry and lemon pancakes and has to be rushed to the emergency room where they're put in adjacent beds and get sick of each other's company? This is a terrible date, and if John ever gets here, Rodney's going to tell him so.  
@esteefee expressed interest in an AU where they meet by ending up in adjacent hospital beds, which would be so good and also so terrible.
All you hear out of Rodney's curtain is a steady stream of complaints interspersed with him begging to use his laptop for "just, like, fifteen minutes, I swear." And from behind John's curtain, some gentle snores and the occasional Beep! Bloop! Boing! Rodney discovers John has a Nintendo DS over there and "Why does he get an electronic device and I don't? It's not like we're on an airplane and checking my email will send us crashing into a mountain! In fact, if you don't let me check my email there's a good chance we all might die!"
That gets him in trouble with the nurses, of course, and he can hear the other guy snickering behind his curtain, followed by a flourish of digital trumpets.
"Hey, psst, can you get the internet on that thing?"
"Did you just 'psst' me?"
"Answer the question! Wifi--do you have it?"
"Well, sure. How else am I gonna upgrade Cooking Mama's rice maker?"
And then Rodney has to take another little break because the spike in his blood pressure makes all his machines beep and the doctor comes in to frown at him.
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y’know i keep going down the facebook watch hole and keep getting recommended the same fucking stand up comedy skit/bit videos over and over again.... and i just realised that one of the ones that i’ve seen plenty of times now is some random male comedian (usually either british or american) that always has a joke about “what i (they) can get away with” in their relationship and other jokes about their wives who are always, always tired bc they’re looking after the kids more often than they are.
for example, one particular bit that gets suggested to me frequently on fb watch, is a british comedian whose like “y’know i’ve been with my wife for 7 years now so we’re long term 😍. *pauses for applause and thanks the audience for being nice* but now i’m at that stage where i like to see what i can get away with.... so i leave an empty milk bottle in the fridge just to piss her off! and i leave my dishes just by the dishwasher for the same thing!!!! hahahahaha how hilarious and relatable am i right?????!!!! 😂😅 im such a typical jokester!”
then another one of this british guy’s jokes is about his kids and how parenting sucks.... and there’s one bit in it where he says: “arms up! arms up! arms in! arms in! arms down! arms down!” in a mock commanding voice first, and then he says: (that’s my wife. she’s soooo tired that she can’t even dress herself!!! 😂)” and then he imitates her to end the joke. like. it’s the totally annoying bumbling husband trope that you always get in sitcoms.... just in real life. and now i realise that. like put your fucking half of the bloody work in, michael.
all the american male comedians also make similar types of marriage/relationship/parenting jokes. some of them are ones where their wives yell at them, and it makes them “scared”.... and then their kid is all like: “but you’re daddy? you’re the man of the house? and then they go: LIKE YOU’RE GODDAMNED RIGHT KIDDO! I AINT LISTENING TO YOUR MOMMY. WHO THE HELL IS THIS MOMMY PERSON ANYWAY??!! WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS???”
and then it turns out their kid has a bad allergic reaction to the thing they wanted. or whatever... but like it’s all set up like the comedian is the bumbling parent who forgot that his own kid had an allergy to, like, a juice or something else. like yes... it is funny and relatable on one level. but like. you really forgot that your own frickin kid has an allergy to apple juice, kayden? like are you fucking kidding me???? y’all should fucking remember that???? but i guess not. whatever.
like yes part of it is probs bc being a comedian means you’re away from your kids a lot because of touring life etc.... so that you could probably forget that your kid(s) has/have an allergy/allergies..... but like..... if you were a decent fucking person, you fucking wouldn’t???? bc that joke finishes up with them going to the hospital bc their kid has swelled up badly bc of their allergic reaction and is in like anaphylactic shock or whatever. like well bloody done for fucking forgetting that. you totally relatable bumbling dad!!!! you’re just so funny and honest 😅!!!! but if this was a female comedian telling this joke instead, there would at least a little bit of backlash for that, right??? bc mothers always have to remember what allergies or whatever their kid(s) has/have.
like yeah anyways. this has been kind of bothering me lately..... and it just made me realise that men do this in real life and like.... it makes me realise that these male comedians aren’t really that great after all, despite all of their success lmao.
because, in my opinion, these jokes just reinforce that guys can be shitty and lazy in their relationships all the time, bc as an example: “look babe, my fave comedian does it!!! it’s so funny that i piss you off by refusing to do the laundry properly or even at ALL, isn’t babe??? isnt it fucking hilarious that i don’t do the dishes properly or help you with doing them, babe???? it’s cute and funny that i forget that our own child has a pretty bad allergy to apple juice isn’t, honey???? but oh no, IM THE DADDY SO I’M ALWAYS RIGHT AND EVERYBODY LISTENS TO ME 😂😅!!!”
like nah, rodney, get fucked. do the fucking dishes for your wife when shes stressed asf. and hey, sam, how about you bloody do more stuff with your kids in your downtime from touring etc, so that your wife isn’t so fucking tired all the time??? how about you fucking remember that YOUR OWN GODDAMNED CHILD has a fucking bad allergy to apple juice, or nuts, or whatever else, derrick?
bc this isn’t actually fucking funny. fucking take some time & effort with your kids and your wife.... and also in your family life in general, you lazy pieces of shit. like i wouldn’t be surprised if your wives/girlfriends/partners end up leaving you at some point tbh. god. like you’re all in your mid 30s to like idk maybe mid 40s or what-the-fuck-ever.... and you’re still acting like fucking 18 year old boys to your wives???? and intentionally (and possibly routinely) forget important shit about your kids????
honestly grow the fuck up and get your fucking heads out of your stupid fucking asses. christ. bc this is why we have so many useless, “bumbling”, but very obviously lazy and childish/selfish men in their 20s lmao.
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Your Friday Morning Roundup
Make it eight straight losses for the Phillies.
The Rockies got on the Phils early with three runs in the first two innings en route to a 5-3 win and completing the second consecutive sweep of the Phillies. It was also loss No. 81 for the Phils, which means they’ll have to sweep the Braves to finish .500. I don’t think that happens.
The season concludes this weekend with the Atlanta Braves coming to town. Jerad Eickhoff will make his season debut tonight at 7:05 PM on NBC Sports Philadelphia. Aaron Nola and Ranger Suarez will wrap up the season.
Rhys Hoskins is ready to go get some top free agents. And they’ll be needed if the team wants to make a playoff run.
“First and foremost, I would focus on what’s inside this clubhouse,” said Hoskins, who shares agent Scott Boras with Nationals superstar Bryce Harper. “I think there’s a lot of talent. I’ve always thought that, I’ve always said that. We’re young, but I think you can see the improvement from last year to this year. I don’t think there’s any reason to believe that’s going to change next year. It’s not going to happen again next year.
“Second, if you’re a free agent, you have some experience. You’ve got at least six years in the league. I think if that guy likes the opportunity to take on some sort of leadership role as a veteran presence in a young clubhouse, I think that’s something that could be exciting to someone. And as an athlete, if you get a chance to be a part of a turnaround from where this organization has been the past couple years and have a chance to do something pretty exciting for a good period of time, I think that’s pretty attractive myself.”
Free agents might ask questions about Kapler, who will return in 2019. Kapler had a rocky rookie season. He seemed to be on his way to losing the clubhouse the first week of the season only to recover and become a National League Manager of the Year Award candidate through early August. But since then he has been criticized and often blamed for the Phillies’ historic fall.
“It’s different,” Hoskins said about life with Kapler. “I’m not going to lie to you and say it’s not different. It’s very unique. He’s unlike any other manager I’ve ever been around. But there are things that happen here with him specifically and our staff that you’re not going to get elsewhere. It’s just the way he is. It’s different. It’s kind of hard to put into details, but he’s had our back all year.
“It’s unique.”
One thing that’s unique is Kapler’s anonymous survey.
On a non-team note, McFadden’s will become a Shake Shack come 2019, according to one report.
The Roundup:
The Eagles are still getting ready for Sunday’s road game in Nashville against the Titans. They’ll do so without Rodney McLeod, and probably for the rest of the year. His injury last week was reportedly a torn MCL. One option that would’ve been nice, Eric Reid, signed with the Panthers yesterday.
Perhaps Rasul Douglas, a cornerback, could move to safety?
As for the injury report, Alshon Jeffery missed practice but don’t worry, it was just due to an illness. Jay Ajayi did return to practice and was a full participant. Ajayi also said he has a fracture in his back, but will play through it.
“It’s a pain tolerance thing at the end of the day,” Ajayi said. “You just got to be able to tolerate the pain and do things to protect it basically.”
As for the opponent, the Titans released Rishard Matthews yesterday. Should the Eagles get the wide receiver?
Malcolm Jenkins will receive a key to the city of Camden.
We have hockey back already, more on that after this, but preseason basketball begins tonight as the Sixers host Melbourne United tonight at 7 PM on NBC Sports Philadelphia +. They got ready yesterday with another practice session in Camden.
Zhaire Smith also went through a thoracoscopy yesterday due to an allergic reaction to food:
Zhaire Smith medical update: pic.twitter.com/3bVUYwS4C2
— Philadelphia 76ers (@sixers) September 27, 2018
With Jimmy Butler still on the market, the Sixers did inquire about a potential deal but backed off. That was probably because the Wolves asked for Ben Simmons.
Joel Embiid also loves Ed Sheeran:
Ed Sheeran got @JoelEmbiid in his feelings
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— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 28, 2018
The Flyers had a slow start en route to a 4-2 loss to the Rangers last night in preseason play. Carter Hart went the distance and stopped 14 of 17 shots that were mainly in the second and third periods.
The preseason finale is Saturday in Boston against the Bruins. The regular season begins Thursday in Las Vegas.
In other sports news, the Rams held off the Vikings 38-31 in a Thursday Night game that was actually good!
The Ryder Cup has begun with the US taking an early morning lead.
NBC Sports Philadelphia is launching a “Philly Pass” for their studio shows and programs. No games.
The NBA is also allowing fans to purchase the 4th quarter of games for $1.99.
RIP The Meat Locker.
In the news, the Ford and Kavanaugh testimonies caught everyone’s attention yesterday.
The SEC has sued Elon Musk.
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juliannlzt2818-blog · 6 years
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