#roger tellyhole

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Ughhhhh: Going to go stand in a creek, does anyone need anything.

Roger: Yeah, I need you to find a leaf, set it in the water, and watch solemnly as it floats past you and out of sight.

Ughhhhh: Finally, a reasonable request.

#love making quotes between two tellies kinned by a w. xylophone member i'm like ooh y'all are seeing this? give me the expert reviews #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #other times i think about how much of this stuff qotice &/or inukshuk201 have seen and i'm like damn. give me the expert reviews #ughhhhh tellyhole #roger tellyhole

[aurallyaddison]

more telly hole!!!! have them meeting their tally hall counterparts

#i apologize about zak’s color #i didn’t have indigo #telly hole #tally hall #&eorge tellyhole #zak tellyhole #ughhhhhh tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #roger tellyhole #rob cantor #joe hawley #zubin sedghi #andrew horowitz #ross federman #hoo boy many people #i really didnt have to tag all of them did i #oh well

[linafication]

lina fear momence

#guess what lina ‘’social anxiety’ ‘roger tellyhole kinnie’ ‘ental millness’ beanart just did #ahahaha joined a minimall discord server with a buncha people including the actual band members

[ughhhhh-and-the-mini-mole]

@roger-tellyhole hi do you know how you got here

#because i know how i got here #telly hole

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Roger: *hands Zak some sheet music* So what do you make of this?

Zak: Oh, I could make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl, or-

Roger, taking it back: Alright I’ll ask Ughhhhh instead.

#idea: telly hole version of the soup store video #tellyholeincorrectquotes #telly hole #roger tellyhole #zak tellyhole #xe knows origami what can i say. lola of liquid licorice picked up learning it to follow in eir footsteps

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Roger: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Anthony: Oh, can’t I smile because I feel like it?

Roger: You never feel like it-

Ughhhhh: Boris fell down in the parking lot.

#roger tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #remember that comic by inukshuk where anthony meets andrew and really struggles with smiling? yeah it's just the sort of nd #where he has a load of trouble expressing their emotions visually so when it does happen there's often a good reason for it #like a long-developed plan coming to fruition or getting a month's worth of work done. or boris tripping while playing fivesquare #(fivesquare being the telly version of foursquare of course) #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #i like saying things about telly hole and not only being right but having multiple comics to back me up on it #(remember the international baccalaureate one? yeah <3)

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: There’s seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?

&eorge: Have everyone sit on the ground?

Roger: Get three more chairs.

Zak: The cool kids get the chairs, the rest can stand.

Ughhhhh: Some of the kids can stack.

Anthony: Get rid of three.

#boris carmicheal tellyhole #&eorge tellyhole #roger tellyhole #zak tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ask to tag #it's late at night my dude maybe i'll give some of my classic loolin tag commentary later if that's what y'all want i don't care

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: *coughing*

Roger: Careful, don’t die on us.

Boris: *still coughing* Don’t tell me what to do!

#sometimes i have no coherent reasons for making the quotes i do. sometimes they simply are beamed into my head & i can't do anything #boris carmicheal tellyhole #roger tellyhole #death mention #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #roger knows the heimlich maneuever however i can't for the life of me think of some other germanic name to make an #au counterpart to. that. so this joke gets to be a little simplistic. as a treat

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Roger: Time for plan G.


&eorge: Don’t you mean plan B?


Roger: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.


Zak: What about plan D?


Roger: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.


Ughhhhh: What about plan E?


Roger: I’m hoping not to use it. Boris dies in plan E.


Anthony: I like plan E.

#here ya go :} #(not sure what other tags to use so I’ll just leave it like this) #roger tellyhole #&eorge tellyhole #zak tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #(tags by me) my god lina you understand the tellies on a level i could never imagine this is incredible #of course roger has all these plans anthony comes up with plan a (for anthony) and then roger goes this isn't going to workkkkk #and anthony goes nah i'll just ask ughhhh to help if things go wrong and roger's like that's still not going to workkkkk so comes up with 10 #failsafes (also you remember that incorrect quote from fuckin ages ago where roger goes ''why does anthony always have the plans?'' #''do you have any plans roger'' ''uh no i don't'' roger started devising backup plans for anthony's schemes on a regular basis after that <3 #see we have continuity on this bitch of a blog! i have that power bay be! anyway this is enough tags thanks for the submission #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #plan a for anthony? plan g for roger. nobody knows where plan & for &eorge falls on here but it sure does at some point #submission

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Ughhhhh, crouched down next to some birds: that’s when you swoop in and-

Roger: Um, what are you doing?

Ughhhhh: Nothing

Roger: ...Alright.

Ughhhhh, once they’re gone: you land on eir head and stay there, don’t let go,

later, Zak, on the phone, with two crows on his head: Hey, is this &eorge? Yeah, tell Ughhhhh that I won’t give up until their birds do.

#the original quote was a bit messy and also included swearing and considering i've not let the tellies say fuck Yet i'm not doing it here #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #ughhhh did in fact come to regret this bird shenanigan of its but mostly because anthony made a way bigger deal out of it than it intended #like damn not even zak cared as much after the birds went somewhere else (were scared off by the mini-mole despite ughhhh's best efforts) #but anthony really wanted to know if that was something ughhhh could do with all animals & quickly & what it could make them do #&eorge was also inclined to ask questions but figured it was better to wait until anthony was done with hir turn and by that point #ughhhhh was just kinda fed up so she and roger made n or n cookies and called it a day #I Should Really Write Telly Hole Fic Huh #ughhhhh tellyhole #roger tellyhole #zak tellyhole #(if it wasn't obvious n or ns are the telly universe version of m&ms. funny & cool)

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

&eorge: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Roger: Please don’t eat lava, &eorge

Boris: Try it and let us know!

Anthony: Actually, since it’s just molten rock, it would probably taste dusty and gross.

&eorge: You’re the only one here who understands me

#telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #honestly doing quotes with 3+ people in them is pretty fun i should do them more often #&eorge tellyhole #roger tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ughhhh has probably actually eaten lava but zak has sworn to keep that a secret to xir grave

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

telly hole w/ tarot archetypes:

&eorge: the magician

zak: strength

ughhhhh: the hermit

roger: high priestess

anthony: the emperor

boris: the wheel of fortune

(bonus) the mini-mole: the tower

#i don't have a good enough grasp on charis to say much about him however my gut is telling me he's the lovers so take that #you'll notice i'm not doing reversed cards or the minor arcana. that's because i don't care about reversed cards or the minor arcana #this is like giving characters a mbti type or jungian archetype in fact i'm pretty sure they're directly connected in some way #harmless fun that isn't connected to any one viddy game series yes i'm a jjba/persona fan no that's not relevant shut up /j #misc & masc #&eorge tellyhole #zak tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #roger tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #boris carmicheal tellyhole #the mini-mole doesn't have a tag because it doesn't. need one. the tower just fits. you know these archetypes dont have to apply #to only characters they can go for general beings & forces i mean shit like strength & temperance & justice aren't exactly people are they

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: So what’s your gender?

&eorge: Yeah :)

Anthony: Me? Oh I'm, I'm uh- me? Oh, my gender? Me? My gen- me? My gender? I’m, well, not an anything.

Ughhhhh: hghmggh.,mguh.g,h.mggphhugh,.gh.ghmghp

Zak:

Roger: Well, a little bit.

#boris: cool. &eorge how did you do that with your voice #tellyholeincorrectquotes #i feel like i should say boris is also nonbinary he's not an exception. he's just also like this most of the time #''like what?'' oh you know #boris carmicheal tellyhole #&eorge tellyhole #anthony tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #zak tellyhole #roger tellyhole #anyway i'm pretty sure this marks the first 100% original incorrect quote i've written on this blog. wah hoo #that is. only if copying a west xylophone convo (that i took part in) counts. debatability shall be the death of me #and it's always been the life of me #telly hole #(by the way you aren't mean to really be able to read zak's long-ass paragraph there it was done like that on purpose <3)

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Roger: Why are your shoes so wet?

Ughhhhh: There was a puddle

Roger: Well, why did you step in it?

Ughhhhh: It was a puddle

#roger tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #ahaha it's been a hot minute since i put anything on this blog hasn't it. boy #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #as usual i stole this one from incorrecttellyholequotes and you'll never fucking guess who took the place of ughhhhhh! #i'll give you one hint: i am so fucking mad (/ref but also /srs but also /hj i hate seeing people infantilize andy)

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Zak: Why did you give Roger a knife?

Ughhhhh: They felt unsafe.

Zak: Well now I feel unsafe.

Ughhhhh: Sorry. Do you want a knife too?

#roger tellyhole #<- he gets tagged even though he's only mentioned because fuck it i make the rules #zak tellyhole #ughhhhh tellyhole #roger has can and will stab someone. do not fuckin test them #telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #I Am Once Again Asking For Your Submissions

[greetings-from-telly-hole]

Boris: I have good news and bad news! Which would you like to hear first?

Roger: ...The good news?

Boris: It’s pretty unlikely I won’t do it ever again!

#telly hole #tellyholeincorrectquotes #''only pretty unlikely?'' ''it's unlikely enough!'' ''that's really not comforting whatsoever and i still don't know what the bad news is'' #boris carmicheal tellyhole #roger tellyhole