do you think we should ask batman to like. make brochures for new gothamites in training. hear me out okok so it took me FOREVER to explain everything to my friends and coworkers who like just moved to gotham so can't he use his brucie wayne sugar baby money to like. let people know that green and purple are the greatest fashion faux-pas' ever in gotham. or like where to get the GOOD gas masks for when bitch j*ker shows up or something. like be careful on tuesdays in february kinda thing??? ive spent FAR too many hours telling ex-metropolisians like no we actually don't celebrate any fun dates we have a calendar themed villain. do u think little sword robin would throw said pamphlets like a little flower boy yes or no
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Got your best dress ready? Yoir suit ironed? Better do it quick, we have a wedding to attend next Tuesday!
ONE AND A HALF DAYS UNTIL THE PATERNOSTER AUDIOS DROP. DO YOU HEAR ME. Yes I'm Normal™ about that.
(they should drop at 9am BST if they put them up at the usual time)
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[ Image description: collection of five wanted posters and one recruiting poster in the style of The Outer Worlds, by me (Jackalgirl). The Captains are Rhea Hawthorne (@captastra): a pale-skinned woman in a three-quarter view, with long hair done up in a braid and gold makeup running along her temple and cheek and a very skeptical expression; Véronique Kana (@clonesupport): a pale-skinned woman with messy long hair looking directly at the viewer with a snarling expression; she has a scar running from the bridge of her nose along the orbital bone of her right eye, a vertical scar on her right cheek, and another scar interrupting her lips on the far right side of them; Ren Hawthorne (@gayafsatan): a cocky-looking pale-skinned young man, smirking, with a riot of curly bangs falling over the right side of his face; Noah Kingfisher (@ladyoriza): a dark skinned man with slicked-back hair, longer on the front and buzzed short on the sides, his expression intently focused on the viewer; Samantha Toren (also @ladyoriza): a pale-skinned woman with long hair in an up-do, also focused intently (and none too kindly) at the viewer, and Captain Captain Peasantslayer (Mr. @damejudyhench), who’s pointing directly at the viewer (he “wants YOU to join your system’s forces”) -- he is a tan-skinned man with a big handlebar mustache and brown hair, with red makeup under his eyes. End ID. ]
A bit late with this one; thanks for putting up with the delay, friends. This was a lot of fun to do -- thanks to everyone who commissioned me!
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I'm bad at drawing celebrities so I'm putting this out there for the artists of tumblr, but my partner and I came up with a Rogue's Gallery comedy series and these are our dream fancasts so far and we think we're very cool and clever
Joker - Taika Waititi
Condiment King - Pedro Pascal
Harley Quinn - Rhys Darby
Penguin - Jack Black
Mr. Freeze - Giancarlo Esposito
Poison Ivy - Julia Jones
Riddler - David Tenant
Two-Face - Billy Dee Williams
Clayface - Bill Murry
Catwoman - Margot Robbie
Killer Croc - Lance Reddick
Mad Hatter - Johnny Depp
Batman - Nicolas Cage
Dick Grayson - Freddie Stroma
I will go more in-depth about each character's traits and story for this hypothetical series in a later post when I have time but we made ourselves genuinely sad that this won't ever happen
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Every Batman villain has something deeply wrong with them but every Spider-Man villain has something shallowly wrong with them that they refuse to fix.
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Broke: Batman has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s paranoid that a supervillain will infiltrate his tech or the batcave and steal sensitive information.
Woke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because his kids won’t stop hacking into the bat computer so they can throw themselves into even more danger unsupervised.
Bespoke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s personal friends with literally half of the rogues gallery, and they keep fucking changing his wallpaper every time they come over for game night.
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The Arkham staff Halloween parties before Jonathan and Harley turned into rogues was probably a blast
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DP x DC prompt:
[Insert any teen hero here]: "Danny i don't know about your species but human normally can't survive getting drop from a building!!!"
Danny-my fight are non lethal-Phantom: "What kind of weak ass human do your dimensions have?! I mean, even Sam's grandma can survive that height and she like 80+ or something!"
Danny being the oblivious boy that he is, didn't realize that only human in Amity Park is like That™ because of the portal being open 24/7 and contaminated everyone near it and, in the heat of the moment, also completely forgot about human outside of Amity Park and what Amity Park was like before the portal was a thing
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The fact that Batman insists on calling his villains by their names makes me feel so many things.
He insists on these people’s humanity even after everything they’ve done.
That’s not Poison Ivy, that’s Pamela.
That’s not Harley Quinn, that’s Harleen.
That’s not Scarecrow, that’s Doctor Crane.
That’s not Killer Croc, that’s Waylon.
That’s not Riddler, that’s Ed.
They’re not a “rogues gallery”, they are people.
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Dick becoming Robin at 10 is so interesting because hey, this is pretty much one of the world's youngest athletes who wanted to kill his parent's murderer with his bare hands.
He's also the same person who stays up too late watching cartoons and most likely falls asleep during fights.
The rogue gallery vs Robin but it's Harley carrying a sleeping Boy Wonder to her hyenas to watch over him in a cuddle nest, Ivy making a thorned protection shed around him, and Harvey covering him with his jacket while they wait for batman to come collect his boy
If he's running after Waylon in the sewers and trips, bruising his knees, Waylon will wait out Batman with him while offering him rat stew, " It's good for growth." Dick politely declines but appreciates the sentiment
Selina bribes him with late night milkshakes and sweet delights and takes him to animal shelters. She sends Bruce 10+ pics of Dick cuddling with homeless kittens,
She watches Batman toe the edge of insanity as his ward throws an Olympic tantrum because he was forbidden from adopting 20 cats and holy hell. This crime life is worth it.
Oswald teaches him to pick pocket and also educates him on bird care. Bruce asks him how his first solo mission's going,
" arrest him??"
Dick sends him a snap chat of a bird eating seeds from his hand like, " I can't the little guys are eating"
Mr. Freeze helps Dick with his physics homework while Bruce is quite literally on ice. He gets sick and can't patrol because it'd be irresponsible, but Dick is just having fun with the sirens
" Fun" means tying the Joker up like a pinata and beating the hell out of him while wearing a peach and mint facemask
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random harley design
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Dp x Dc prompt 7
(most likely a limital!amity park)
a feud between Amity Park residents and the Justice League but it's one sided.
any time an Amity Parker goes out of town and ends up in a location where the Justice League gets called or any member gets called, an Amity Parker Will Take Care Of It.
Amity Parkers have dropped-kicked Lex Luther, ganged up on the Joker, punted Mister Mind, and more.
The Justice League and Villains are desperately trying to find out What Their Problem Is for different reasons.
When confronted, the answers vary but a concerning consistency is "If our dead teenage superhero can take care of world-ending threats by himself, we can take care of the little things."
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wlw and mlm solidarity
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