Hi, I don't know if you've done this before but can you do a enemies to lovers with fake dating prompts? Thanks :)
enemies to lovers — fake dating prompts
“ you fucking hate me. “ “ hate is a very strong word. “
“ would you just do me this one favor? “
“ maybe this will be a chance for us to see that we're not so different after all. “
“ if you want to kiss me, all you have to do is ask. no need to orchestra this whole ordeal just because you're too afraid to admit what you want. “
“ it's one weekend. “ [beat] “ is the sight of my face really that repulsive? “
“ you're too much of a wimp to be honest about what you want. “
“ don't flatter yourself. you're simply nothing more than a means to an end. “
“ what better way to piss off my parents than to date the one person in this world they would actually consider driving over? “
“ with your mouth on mine, there's less bullshit coming out of it. so i guess there's that. “
“ don't fucking speak, or you'll ruin everything. just sit there and look pretty, and maybe hold my hand. “
“ don't be such a grump. you should be honored. “
“ considering how you treated me last night — you're lucky i didn't kill you, so unless you want that to happen, why don't you shut up, and do this one thing for me? “
“ remember that time you stabbed me, left me to die? yeah, you owe me one. “
“ clearly, you're desperate. otherwise you wouldn't be here. “
“ i can't stand the sound of your voice — let alone the thought of kissing you. “
“ if i give you ten dollars, will you do it? “ “ i think that's an entirely different service, but sure. “
“ just kiss me. “
“ you? protective? boyfriend? “
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spicy sharing a bed prompts
18+ prompts. Minors dni
“ please don't tell me you sleep naked... “
“ do you mind? i don't have anything to sleep in. “
“ come closer. “
“ you're closer to me than ever before. i can hear you breathing. “
“ i can feel you trembling. “
“ where's your underwear? “
“ easier access, right? “
“ why don't you wake me up? you know, if you're... in the mood. “
“ where's my shirt? “ “ prefer you without one. “
“ come kiss me. “
“ this bed is gross. “
“ why are you changing the sheets? “ [beat] “ name, it's 2am! “
“ let's at least try this time. “ “ to not wake up the neighborhood? “ “ to not have sex. “
“ there's only one bed? great. we'll end up breaking it. “
“ sleep with me. “ “ sleep, or sleep? “ “ both, preferably. “
“ your hands are all over me. “ [takes hands away] “ sorry. “ [pulls hands back] “ i didn't say take them off... it feels good. “
“ we're here, alone, for the next couple hours... “
“ there's a second bed, right over there. “
“ if we break the first one, at least there's room for round two. “
“ you don't need a second bed, actually... come stay here. “
“ let's have good night sex. “ “ i don't think that's a thing, but let’s. “
“ come here. “
“ i love sharing a bed with you. “
“ there's uh, not much sleeping happening tonight, right? “
“ we should sleep in separate beds, otherwise we won't get any sleep. “
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&. 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( smut / nsfw implied sentence starters with not so vulgar language. )
❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜
❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜
❛ how badly do you want me? ❜
❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜
❛ i’ve never done something like this before. ❜
❛ i like being close to you. you’re warm. ❜
❛ you look good like this. ❜
❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜
❛ i’m not jealous. ❜
❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜
❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜
❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜
❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜
❛ would you like to go somewhere a little more private? ❜
❛ i’ll take care of you. ❜
❛ there’s so many things i wanna do to you. ❜
❛ take off your clothes. ❜
❛ i’m going to ruin you. ❜
❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜
❛ is this okay? ❜
❛ you know you love me. ❜
❛ i want you to feel good. ❜
❛ make me. ❜
❛ i want this. ❜
❛ come back to bed. ❜
❛ you’re such a tease. ❜
❛ want me to model these for you? ❜
❛ we have to make this quick. ❜
❛ what are you looking at? ❜
❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜
❛ you don’t have to be gentle. i won’t break. ❜
❛ don’t you know what you’re doing to me? ❜
❛ i really want to kiss you right now. ❜
❛ this is a one time thing. ❜
❛ you know where to find me. ❜
❛ did i say you could stop? ❜
❛ you’re soaked. let me grab you a towel. ❜
❛ i want to see you. ❜
❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜
❛ no ones here. we can be as loud as we want. ❜
❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜
❛ i’ll be good, i promise. ❜
❛ you’re really good at that. ❜
❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜
❛ you better watch your fucking mouth. ❜
❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜
❛ tell me what you want. ❜
❛ here’s my hotel room number. ❜
❛ you can be rough. i can take it. ❜
❛ and where do you think you’re going? ❜
❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜
❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you. ❜
❛ what if i hurt you? ❜
❛ you could never hurt me. ❜
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An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme
Physical prompts based around some of my favorite tropes / physical actions in threads. Send this + reverse to change which muse does which action.
tw for implied violence in some
❰❰ PIN ❱❱ sender pins receiver during a fight/training
❰❰ HURT ❱❱ sender is hurt protecting receiver
❰❰ CARRY ❱❱ sender carries receiver bridal style
❰❰ LIFT ❱❱ sender carries receiver over their shoulder
❰❰ MEDIC ❱❱ sender bandages receiver's wounds
❰❰ SUPPORT ❱❱ sender comforts receiver after a loss / traumatic event
❰❰ THREAT ❱❱ sender holds a weapon up to receiver as a threat
❰❰ SAVE ❱❱ sender saves receiver's life
❰❰ CRY ❱❱ sender cries in front of receiver
❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance
❰❰ HAND KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the hand or wrist
❰❰ CHEEK KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the cheek
❰❰ HEAD KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the forehead
❰❰ EMBRACE ❱❱ sender embraces receiver
❰❰ HANDS ❱❱ sender's fingers graze the receiver's fingers
❰❰ CUDDLE ❱❱ our muses cuddle
❰❰ BED ❱❱ our muses share a bed
❰❰ BRUSH ❱❱ sender plays with / brushes receiver's hair
❰❰ GAZE ❱❱ our muses make extended eye contact
❰❰ ALMOST ❱❱ our muses almost kiss but don't or are interrupted before they do
❰❰ ARGUE ❱❱ sender ends an argument with receiver with a kiss
❰❰ ARM ❱❱ sender puts their arm around receiver
❰❰ PULL ❱❱ sender pulls receiver close to them
❰❰ BACK ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the back
❰❰ SHOULDER ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the shoulder
❰❰ LEAN ❱❱ sender leans against receiver
❰❰ CARESS ❱❱ sender caresses the receiver's cheek
❰❰ HAIR ❱❱ sender pushes receiver’s hair away from their face
❰❰ TILT ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver's chin with their hand
❰❰ CHIN ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver's chin with their weapon
❰❰ LEG ❱❱ sender's leg touches the receiver's leg under the table
❰❰ FOOD ❱❱ sender feeds the receiver
❰❰ WALL ❱❱ sender pushes the receiver against a wall
❰❰ FREE ❱❱ sender frees the receiver from restraints
❰❰ TACKLE ❱❱ sender hugs the receiver so hard they almost fall over / do fall over
❰❰ DYING ❱❱ sender finds the receiver near death
❰❰ PANIC ❱❱ sender comforts the receiver as they have a panic attack or get overstimulated
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prompts for emotionally stunted idiots
because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not.
AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:
“ yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it. that’s why you’re the one i came to. ”
“ i’m not looking for a friend. i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am. ”
“ i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose. ”
“ i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying. you wanna get the hell out of here and do something? ”
“ i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer? ”
“ upset? why would i be upset? ”
“ so you wanna go find something to break? ”
“ hey you want me to kill that guy for you? ”
“ i just need to get this shit done. and i trust you to help me do that. ”
“ you’re hot. and i’m bored. ”
“ can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning? ”
“ i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing. or a light beating. will that cheer you up? ”
“ i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit. so you in? ”
“ yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing. give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two. ”
“ i banged it out and now i feel great. next question. ”
“ if i think about it, i get angry. and i don’t know where that anger stops. so i’d rather not start at all. ”
VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS:
“ if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace. ”
“ how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ”
“ you should’ve seen the look on their face. it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great. ”
“ i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going. ”
“ do i trust you? absolutely not. next question. ”
“ if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone. ”
“ you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now. ”
“ i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks. ”
“ i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help? ”
“ hey i got something for you look! ” *holds up middle finger*
U MIGHT GET PUNCHED:
“ why are you really here? ”
“ i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on. ”
“ you can’t solve every problem with your fists. ”
“ i’m not here to talk about me. what the hell is going on with you? ”
“ you think i don’t notice but i do. i can tell something’s wrong. ”
“ i can see beneath your smile. ”
“ why won’t you just tell me the truth? ”
“ what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here? ”
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❥ 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂 ] .
headcanon prompts with questions based on plants & what they represent in flower language . happy roleplaying !! ♡
abatina : is there anything in life your muse has changed their mind about over time ( due to becoming more educated on the topic , certain experiences , etc . ) , or that they would change their mind about under certain circumstances ?
acanthus : is your muse deceptive , or willing to lie or deceive to achieve certain means ? why or why not ?
aloe : how does your muse handle grief ?
amaryllis : what is something or someone that your muse takes pride in ? how do they express that pride ?
anemone : how does your muse view the world ; as a cruel & unforgiving place , a land full of wonders , or something in - between ? where does that world view come from ( what experiences , life lessons , etc . ) ?
angelica : where does your muse draw inspiration in life ? what motivates them ?
apple blossom : how does your muse go about expressing or not expressing their sexuality ?
bachelor’s button : does your muse actively seek romantic companionship , or cherish the liberties of being single ?
basil : does your muse have a love - hate relationship with anyone or anything ?
bay tree : does your muse seek glory & accolades , or do they favour a simpler , more personal life ?
begonia : how cautious is your muse ? are they prone to noticing red flags , or paranoid to the point of untrusting most everyone ? why or why not ?
belladonna : how does your muse respond to silence ? do they take comfort in soundlessness , or seek to fill the void with noise ?
bluebell : does your muse learn from their past , or are they prone to repeating the same mistakes ?
carnation : what is your muse’s relationship with their gender ? how do they express or not express this relationship ?
chamomile : what is your muse likely to take away from a painful experience ? are they one to be haunted by adversity , or to use what they’ve gone through to become stronger ?
chrysanthemum : how does your muse express romantic love ? how do they feel about love as a concept ?
daffodil : is your muse one to be loyal in relationships , or are they likely to quickly move from one bond to another ?
daisy : did your muse ever feel as though their innocence had been lost ? what moment in their life could be described as the end of their innocence ?
edelweiss : what was the bravest moment in your muse’s life ? are they known to be courageous from then on ?
fern : does your muse believe in magic or cosmic forces , or are they more likely to think their life is ultimately a matter of their own control ?
forget - me - not : has your muse ever forgotten something that is or was important to them ? are they afraid of forgetting things like that ?
gardenia : is your muse one to confess romantic feelings early on , or to conceal them for long periods of time ?
gladiolus : describe a moment from your muse’s life that they will never forget .
goldenrod : does your muse believe in luck or fortune ? why or why not ? where do they believe these things come from ?
heliotrope : does your muse believe in soulmates ?
hibiscus : how does your muse view the gentler , daintier things in life ? as things worth preserving & caring for , or things only bound to wither & disappear ?
holly : how strong is your muse’s sense of intuition ? are they aware of it ? do they ever fear that it is only paranoia ?
hollyhock : how strong is your muse’s sense of ambition ? what’s something they strive for in life ?
hyacinth : is your muse athletic ? does it come naturally to them , or have they had to work for their physique and/or skill ?
hydrangea : how much does your muse value communication in their relationships with others ? are they prone to being misunderstood ?
iris : if your muse could convey one last message to someone they have lost or left behind , what would it be ?
ivy : what are your muse’s views on marriage ? do they believe it is something strictly for love , or an institution rooted in business & social benefits ? do they desire or have they desired to be married ?
lavender : how easy is it to gain your muse’s trust ? once their trust is broken , how might one go about mending it ?
lilac : what was your muse’s childhood like ? how has their upbringing affected them as they’ve aged ?
lily : how does your muse view their mother ?
lotus : has your muse ever felt as though they’ve been reborn ? have they ever desired the feeling of a fresh start , or a better understanding of themself and/or the world around them ?
magnolia : describe your muse’s relationship with nature & the natural world .
marigold : is your muse prone to jealousy ? how might they handle envious feelings ?
mint : does your muse view themself as virtuous & moral ? what do these words mean to them ?
nasturtium : describe your muse’s relationship with their birthplace , or homeland .
oak : who would your muse consider the strongest person they know ?
pansy : does your muse often reflect on their own actions ? do they ever think a lot about the past , and what they could have done differently ?
parsley : describe a holiday your muse enjoys , and why they enjoy it .
peony : what would a ‘ happy life ’ look like in your muse’s eyes ?
poppy : what comforts your muse ?
rhododendron : is your muse receptive to warnings & advice given by others ?
rose : how much does your muse value other people ? do they wish to have many friends , lovers , and/or associates ? are they an easy person to love ?
sage : what is your muse’s legacy ? what do they want to be remembered for & what might they actually be remembered for ?
salvia : is your muse possessive over people or things that matter a lot to them ? how do they express that possessiveness , or lack thereof ?
snapdragon : is your muse merciful ? why or why not ?
southernwood : how seriously does your muse take themself ? do they prefer a solemn & intellectual atmosphere or do they delight in jokes & banter ?
sunflower : what brings your muse the most joy in life ?
tulip : how does your muse view people in general ?
violet : how does your muse respond to betrayal ?
willow : how does your muse handle sadness & depression ?
zinnia : how has the loss of fallen comrades and/or loved ones affected your muse ? has it taught them anything or given them any new perspectives ?
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50 𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎 , 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝚆𝙾 .
( a selection of dialogue based roleplay prompts . all prompts may be edited or otherwise changed in order to fit the muses and their relationship dynamic better )
❛ i'll find [ name ] and bring them home , i promise . ❜
❛ for some inexplicable reason , i find myself attracted to you . ❜
❛ there’s something i need to get off my chest . ❜
❛ well , what happened ? i want all of the details ! ❜
❛ i knew you wouldn’t be able to see it through . ❜
❛ they were right about you all along . ❜
❛ how dare you look down your nose at me like that . ❜
❛ in my defence , they were already unconscious when i found them . ❜
❛ quick ! hide behind that pillar / couch / desk / etc . ❜
❛ quit it , you’re embarrassing me . ❜
❛ were you ... spying on me ? ❜
❛ if you walk away now , you’ll lose everything . ❜
❛ you’re dead to me now , [ name ] . ❜
❛ whatever it is that you’re planning to ask , the answer is ‘ no ’ . ❜
❛ can’t we go back to how things were before ? ❜
❛ is there something you’d like to tell me ? ❜
❛ you came back ! ❜
❛ focus more on your own life and less on mine ! ❜
❛ how ... did you even get yourself into this situation ? ❜
❛ ah ! it’s beautiful , thank you so much [ name ] ! ❜
❛ you don’t want to live in a society like this , yet you refuse to do anything about it ! ❜
❛ we could definitely get arrested for this . ❜
❛ you have his / her / their eyes . ❜
❛ long story short , i got arrested . are you able to pick me up ? ❜
❛ he / she / they couldn’t have died at a worse time . ❜
❛ i’m ready to try again if you are . ❜
❛ you must be mad , coming here like this . ❜
❛ who did this to you ? ❜
❛ i hope that what i’ve said hasn’t hurt you too badly . ❜
❛ please , don’t argue with me . ❜
❛ you need to leave . now . you’re not safe here . ❜
❛ they were sold out of bananas , so i bought a kinder egg instead . ❜
❛ why would you put yourself through something like that ? ❜
❛ perhaps you’ll take me out one day ... ? or do i have to make an appointment ? ❜
❛ you always were a quiet one , right [ name ] ? ❜
❛ you had ample time to call the police . why didn’t you ? ❜
❛ i love you like the stars love the moon . endlessly , and in total darkness . ❜
❛ don’t be scared . i’m here for you . always . ❜
❛ you were meant to be supervising him / her / them ! ❜
❛ i thought i should be the one to break the news ... [ name ] is dead . ❜
❛ you were crying out in your sleep ... do you need me to stay ? ❜
❛ moments like this are what i imagine heaven to be like . ❜
❛ could you be happy here with me ? ❜
❛ hey , what’s buried in the garden ? ❜
❛ when i’m with you , my heart won’t stop racing ... ❜
❛ you make me feel like i’m not good enough . ❜
❛ i can’t stay long . i just had to see you . ❜
❛ i’m worth more to them if they catch me alive . ❜
❛ move aside . this is my problem to fix . ❜
❛ how long have you been standing there ? ❜
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“Come on, let’s get you away from there.”
“Hey, are you okay?”
“You look like you could use a hug.”
“Don’t listen to them. You’re perfect the way you are.”
“Let it all out.. I’m here for you.”
“You don’t have to tell me anything, but I’m here for you okay?”
“You look down. This calls for cuddles.”
“A kiss here. A kiss there... Ah! There’s the smile I’ve been hoping to see!”
“Do you want to talk about it?”
“You’re safe now, I promise.”
“I’m not going to let anyone else hurt you.”
“You okay? I could tell they were bothering you..”
“I heard about what happened. I’m so sorry, _.”
“It’s nothing to be ashamed of. You’re allowed to cry.”
“You have every right to feel that way.”
“Is there anything I can do to help?”
“I’m so sorry you’re going through this.”
“I thought you could use some space.”
“I’ll give you as many hugs as you need, okay?”
“Can I get you anything? Tea? Hot chocolate?”
“You don’t have to go through this alone.”
“Is something on your mind?”
“If they’re bothering you, I’ll go tell them something.”
“No, you don’t deserve to be treated like that.”
“I got you all of your favorite snacks.”
“No, you don’t need to blame yourself.”
“You’ll get through this and I’ll be here every step of the way.”
“You have every right to be upset.”
“You don’t have to hide your tears from me.”
“Tell me what happened.”
“I’m here to listen.”
“Did you have a nightmare? Do you want to talk about it?”
“How about we go on a walk. It might calm your nerves.”
[Hug] Sender pulls receiver into a hug.
[Tears] Sender wipes tears from receiver’s face.
[Kisses] Sender gives receiver many kisses all over.
[Cuddle] Sender cuddles with receiver after a rough day.
[Drink] Sender makes receiver something to drink.
[Visit] Sender shows up at receiver’s place shortly after learning something is wrong.
[Rest] Sender stays in bed with receiver.
[Alone] Sender leads receiver away from the crowd after seeing that they need space.
[Cry] Sender holds receiver close as they cry.
[Meal] Sender makes receiver a warm meal.
[Hand] Sender gives reciever’s hand a gentle squeeze.
[Hair] Sender gently strokes receiver’s hair.
[Pat] Sender puts a hand on reciever’s shoulder.
[Massage] Sender gives receiver a shoulder rub.
[Action] + reverse for the reverse of said action!
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✰ ⸻ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ! ༄
some really cute , shippy autumn themed prompts for the cosy autumn feels ! feel free to edit as you see fit . add [ + ] to reverse the roles for the word prompts . have fun !
[ TACKLE ] for sender to tackle receiver into a freshly accumulated pile of leaves.
[ PUMPKIN SPICE ] for the sender and receiver to share a pumpkin spice latte.
[ COLD ] for sender to give receiver their gloves or scarf because it’s chilly.
[ FOREST ] for the sender and receiver to go on a walk in the forest.
[ LOST ] for sender to comfort receiver after both get lost together in a corn maze.
[ FACE PAINT ] for receiver to do senders halloween makeup.
[ FIRE PLACE ] for sender and receiver to get cosy by a wood burning fire place.
[ HAUNTED HOUSE ] for sender to guide the scared receiver through a haunted house.
[ CONKERS ] for sender and receiver to collect conkers together.
[ SHOP ] for receiver to help sender out with buying appropriate autumn attire.
[ CHESTNUTS ] for the sender and receiver to roast some chestnuts and eat together.
[ GHOST TOUR ] for the sender and receiver to go on a ghost tour together.
[ ORCHARD ] for the sender and receiver to visit an orchard together.
[ DECORATE ] for receiver to walk in and see sender has decorated their house for halloween.
[ JACK O’ LANTERN ] for the sender and receiver to carve pumpkins together.
[ HORSE RIDING ] for the sender and receiver to ride together through the woods.
[ COCKTAILS ] for the sender and receiver to make & drink DIY autumn / halloween cocktails.
[ MONSTER MASH ] for the sender and receiver to dance together to fun halloween music.
[ SCARED ] for sender to bury their face in receivers shoulder at a scary scene in a horror movie.
[ COSTUME ] for receiver to reveal their halloween costume to sender. ( write what their costume is if reversed ! )
[ FANGS ] for sender to playfully bite receiver with plastic fangs.
[ STICKY ] for sender to wipe sticky candy from receivers face after they’ve eaten a candy apple.
“ oh my . . . how scary . . . ”
“ your hands freezing , here hold onto mine. ”
“ ouch - ouch , help ! i can’t get my costume off ! ”
“ shall i bite you and turn you immortal so we can live together forever ? ”
“ you have whipped cream on your top lip. here , let me just . . . ”
“ you look really cute in warm clothes. ”
“ this pumpkin kinda looks like you. ”
“ did you just bite me in the neck ? ”
“ the ghost isn’t real , he’s an actor. i’ll still punch him if you want - ”
“ no , it looks fine ! we can carve another one ! ”
“ rainy mornings make it impossible to get up . . . ”
“ let me practice my halloween make - up on you ? ”
“ you’ve been painting my face for hours, can i see ? ”
“ it gets dark so early nowadays. wanna go for a walk ? ”
“ it’s so romantic when it’s dark like this in the evening , don’t you think ? ”
“ if we get any more pumpkins they’ll need to close the pumpkin patch. ”
“ mmm . . . i’m trying to watch the movie ! ”
“ we totally match ! ”
“ oh , a leaf just fell in your hair. ”
“ i want you all to myself this halloween. ”
“ i told you to wear more layers. here , wear my jacket - ”
“ heh . . . your nose is red. ”
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↬ OF FAIRYTALES, FOLKLORE AND FAEKIND.
scenarios inspired by various settings, encounters & magic tucked between pages, fashioned by the author.
+ feel free to change pronouns / roles !
‘ let me guess, you thought a true love’s kiss would help you. ’
‘ you will always follow the trail in the wood, and it will guide you on the same path, to the same cottage, the same witch. it will always be your undoing. ’
‘ i have never seen a more tragic creature. how might i help you ? ’
‘ you must take this knife and plunge it into his / her / their heart. ’
‘ forget yourself. that is how you break your curse. ’
‘ remove this thorn from my hand, and you will be rewarded. ’
‘ i’m tired of being a prince. i think i would actually enjoy being a frog. ’
‘ tell me of the beast, and i will hunt it for you. ’
‘ mice are never just mice, and pumpkins are rarely just pumpkins. ’
‘ i don’t think breaking a spell should be this simple. ’
‘ i never thought i’d return here, to the site where it all began. ’
‘ are you an orphan ? it’s just that they’re always finding themselves in magical predicaments. ’
‘ the mirror speaks falsely in your ear. it is your true curse. ’
‘ my heart feels uneasy, although i am free. is it supposed to ? ’
‘ i’m sorry, it’s just that i thought this is the part of the quest where the animals ought to start talking to me. ’
‘ of course i plan on going to the ball. why wouldn’t i ? ’
‘ jealousy has made more witches out of women than adam’s rib. ’
‘ where has choosing goodheartedness and having golden hair ever gotten you ? ’
‘ are you a helpful wizard, or the kind that sits in a tower reading moldy books ? ’
‘ i’m dreadfully bored. who knew waiting for a prince was so strenuous ? ’
‘ we all have towers we must leave, and magic that will try to thwart us. ’
‘ i’m afraid for the clock to strike. the hour will ring in the place of my heartbeat when we must be parted. ’
‘ i had no idea carpets could fly. or pigs for that matter. ’
‘ what would happen if the knight did not arrive to the castle, and the dragon made a den of it and a hoard of its people and prize of its princess ? ’
‘ i sometimes think i was switched out at birth, like a lizard in a bird’s nest. i belong somewhere else. ’
‘ in another kingdom exists a throne and a crown that is mine by right. ’
‘ if i did not wake up one day, i would still be waiting on a spinning wheel, dutifully bored. ’
‘ something in me knows you are here for my heart. ’
‘ in all the myths i’ve heard, it’s never been worthwhile to approach strange sights. it’s best to turn around and pretend you never saw them. ’
‘ nothing is folklore until it exists longer than consciousness remembers, and lives in spite of it. ’
‘ i’ve heard your name before, in songs and lengthy ballads. ’
‘ whatever has led you here to me, there is destiny in its making. ’
‘ the beast returns every century or so, and tries to devour us. it will come again before long. ’
‘ a pretty face is not nothing. it earns you a hearth and a kind hand, after all. ’
‘ their lips are red as blood, and their teeth carve ruin into throats. ’
‘ aren’t dragons supposed to breathe fire and make a fuss about having their treasure found ? ’
‘ someday you will become a pilgrim, a saint, or a favored story, while i will be a voice on the wind. ’
‘ the stories say brides don’t live to the light before demons devour them. why should i become one ? ’
‘ there was another girl like you once, in a small town like this one. i can’t remember if she became the monster or died trying to escape it. ’
‘ remember to festoon the hearth with garlic, or rosemary, or one of those mundane herbs that keep evil out. ’
‘ that sounds like nothing but a tall tale, but i’m certain smaller minds would eat it up. ’
‘ to cross this bridge, you’ll have to pay a heavy toll. ’
‘ don’t stray too far from the path set before you, or something interesting might happen. ’
‘ i’ve passed that yard of crops a million times, but the crow never moved from its post until this morning. ’
‘ it is as though ancient fears are still in us like scars or stitches. ’
‘ graveyards aren’t where you find ghosts. look for them in places that feel like memories you shouldn’t have. ’
‘ stories reap princes from peasants as if their skins were crops in the ground. ’
‘ what form does your fear take ? surely not that of a bear or a lion. such things are too assuring. ’
‘ i found myself where everything was too familiar to be real. ’
‘ in safe beds on cold dark nights, we learn to face the monsters in our own minds. ’
‘ you’re not to partake in a fairy feast. don’t you know it’s the food that will devour you ? ’
‘ i’m sorry you did not read the eyes of the trees before finding yourself here. ’
‘ i wish to go back. i want to forget everything. ’
‘ you think that believing in us is enough to protect you ? that it will kill us if you forget, and we prey upon your unknowing ? ’
‘ step around the ring three times, like a backwards clock. that’s how you get to fairyland. ’
‘ i’ve never heard such sweet music before. ’
‘ where the trees begin to twist and groan in their roots, remember you must not make a right turn. ’
‘ i didn’t feel like i’d stepped into another world, but like it stepped into me. i knew i was there and forgot i’d left anything behind. ’
‘ how amusing. a human ! ’
‘ would you be my bride if i were to take you into the ground ? ’
‘ i know of tunnels you might take, the burrows of trolls and rabbits. ’
‘ don’t take anything from this realm, none of it is worth the price of keeping. ’
‘ there are courts by many titles in the lands beyond the veil, all of them other. ’
‘ names are not like currency here; they are more precious than diamonds and legacies. ’
‘ did you think all of us looked like goblins ? ’
‘ getting here is easy, but getting home is quite the trick. ’
‘ i shall give you a riddle, and it will puzzle you until you know the answer but forget your own soul. ’
‘ a bloodline is nothing when you’ve outlived civilizations. ’
‘ refusing my hospitality is like human sin, and it will bring worse upon you. ’
‘ everything here is and isn’t, and things are and aren’t. ’
‘ on lonely nights i stare into the trees, and a strange face leers back. ’
‘ the thrones here are made of bones and blood, and built upon decay. ’
‘ a third time is not a charm, but a bargain. it says that you want something enough to wager your sense. ’
‘ it is dangerous to think that magical beings do not have human intensities. ’
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hi! could you please make some dialogue prompts for the "one bed" troupe?
Only one bed prompts
“ it's just a room with a bed. “
“ i can't wait to spend the night with you. “
“ don't hog the blanket. “
“ there's only one pillow? “
“ are you sure you're okay with this? “
“ why don't you take the pillow? “ “ i can't... “
“ i can always take the couch. “
“ the couch isn't comfortable, but if you'd rather have me there... “
“ come on, let's not make a big deal out of this. “
“ it's just for sleeping, right? “
“ it's cold. “ “ c'mere. my arms are warmer. “
“ this is just.... i mean, of course there's only one bed. “
“ at least it's a king sized bed. “
“ you can't sleep on the floor, come on. “
“ we can share a bed. “
“ you're cute when you're sleeping. “ “ flattering, but creepy, put in the wrong context. “
“ this isn't so bad. it's quite cozy, actually. “
“ come on, we're friends. we've been through worse. “
“ hey, can we cuddle? i mean, seeing as we're here... might as well. “
“ what side are you taking? “
“ it's only weird if you make it weird. “
“ things could always be worse. “ “ you're right... “
“ this is awkward. “ “ i know. “
“ it's not like any talking's necessary. “
“ you're on my side! “
“ stay on your side, or so help me god, i will set this entire thing on fire. “
“ your feet are cold, move them! “
“ please, don't snore... “
“ you're snoring. it's annoying. “
“ you're snoring. it's cute. “
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consensual smut prompts
18+ prompts. Minors dni
“ come kiss me. “
“ i want you to touch me. “
“ shall i kiss you, then? “
“ permission to come inside? “ “ permission granted. “
“ come touch me there. “
“ open invitation. that's what i think. “
“ you're so sweet. seriously. thank you for being so considerate. “
“ show me what you want. “
“ take me there. “ “ where? “ “ there. “
“ you can kiss me, you know. “
“ i want to have sex with you. “
“ are you okay with us having sex? “
“ thank you for asking me. “
“ i want you in control. “
“ rules and relegations? “ “ sure... “
“ i know you'd never take advantage of me. “
“ are you okay with being tied up? “
“ can i go down on you? “ “ only if i get to return the favor. “
“ what if i don't want to be tied up? “ “ then i don't tie you up. “
“ i'm extremely okay with this. “
“ no, i want to do this, but... can we take our time? “
“ do you want me to stop? “ “ no — continue — “
“ it's your choice — just as it is mine. “
“ there's some things i'd like to try, if that's okay with you? “
“ you think you want to have sex with me? “ “ yes — “ “ no, not yes. or think. you need to be sure. “
“ you're not just doing this to please me, are you? “
“ consent's important, so let's establish some ground rules. “
“ you're drunk. so no, i'm not having sex with you. “
“ it's important that you're sober. “ “ but — “ “ ask me tomorrow. “
“ what more do you want me to say? i just spent the last twenty minutes making out with you. “ “ making out and having sex are two very different things. “
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&. 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
❛ i didn’t know where else to go. ❜
❛ i’ll never be that me again. ❜
❛ you can still be good. ❜
❛ i thought you’d be here. ❜
❛ don’t act like you know me. ❜
❛ because i care about you, okay? ❜
❛ it wasn’t supposed to end like this. ❜
❛ i was scared. i thought you had lost your way. ❜
❛ am i supposed to just let you go? ❜
❛ you deserve better than me. ❜
❛ don’t make me do this. ❜
❛ i’m not who you think i am. ❜
❛ you don’t mean that. ❜
❛ please just hold me. ❜
❛ i don’t want to understand, i want you to stay. ❜
❛ and why should i care? ❜
❛ you look awful. ❜
❛ i can’t do this without you. ❜
❛ don’t let me lose you too. ❜
❛ for what it’s worth, i really am sorry. ❜
❛ it’s not your fault. ❜
❛ i don’t know who i am anymore. ❜
❛ is this the part where you kick me out? ❜
❛ don’t we deserve to be happy? ❜
❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜
❛ you can’t save everyone. ❜
❛ it was a nightmare, that’s all. ❜
❛ it’s just a scratch, don’t worry. ❜
❛ you know me better than i know myself. ❜
❛ don’t go where i can’t follow. ❜
❛ you’re better off without me. ❜
❛ we all die alone. ❜
❛ people get hurt if they get too close to me. ❜
❛ i hate what i’ve become. ❜
❛ i’m not going anywhere. ❜
❛ is there anything i can do to help? ❜
❛ i don’t even recognize you anymore. ❜
❛ who did this to you? ❜
❛ please don’t leave me. ❜
❛ oh, now you care? ❜
❛ don’t come any closer! ❜
❛ i missed you so much. ❜
❛ you don’t have to say anything. ❜
❛ do you want me to leave? ❜
❛ why are you avoiding me? ❜
❛ you could have died, you know. ❜
❛ i wish you were here. ❜
❛ you’re not alone. i’m staying right here. ❜
❛ i can be your family. ❜
❛ of course i’m here. where else would i be? ❜
❛ we just can’t seem to get it right, huh? ❜
❛ don’t look at me like that. ❜
❛ don’t push me away again. ❜
❛ this wasn’t how it was supposed to go. ❜
❛ you’re leaving already? ❜
❛ this was a mistake. ❜
❛ can’t sleep? ❜
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HALSEY’S 𝘐𝘍 𝘐 𝘊𝘈𝘕’𝘛 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌, 𝘐 𝘞𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘗𝘖𝘞𝘌𝘙. PROMPTS.
a prompt list from halsey’s 2021 album: if i can’t have love, i want power, adjust any as needed!
01. 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘛𝘙𝘈𝘋𝘐𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕.
oh, the loneliest girl in town.
she’s easy on the eyes.
her soul is black and it’s a fact.
her sneer will eat you alive.
and the buyer always brings her back.
because all she does is cry.
so take what you want, take what you can.
take what you please, don’t give a damn.
ask for forgiveness, never premission.
it’s in the blood and this is tadition.
his smile hides a lie.
her fear will eat her alive.
well, she got the life she wanted.
you can’t take it back, it’s as good as gone.
i hope what’s left will last all summer long.
and they said that boys were boys but they were wrong.
02. 𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘚 𝘐𝘕 𝘚𝘈𝘕𝘛𝘈 𝘍𝘌.
don’t call me by my name.
all of this is temporary.
watch as i slip away for your sake.
well, maybe i can hold you in the dark.
you won’t even notice me depart.
leaving through the door without a word.
you won’t even notice, little bird.
better off dead.
so i reckon i’m headed to hell instead.
so don’t wait for me.
it’s not a happy ending.
jesus needed a three day weekend.
to sort out all his bullshit.
figure out the treason.
i’ve been searching for a fortified defense.
i could keep your bed warm, otherwise, i’m useless.
i don’t really mean it cause who the fuck would choose this?
03. 𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘐𝘌𝘙 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘕 𝘓𝘠𝘐𝘕𝘎.
i’m whatever you make me.
and you make me more and more a villain every day.
but you don’t know, you reap, you sow.
whatever you give to me, from yourself, you take.
well, if you’re a hater, then hate the creator.
it’s in your image i’m made.
one eye opened and one eye closed.
i lost all my faith and all hope.
that everything means anything at all.
one eye broken and one eye bruised.
cause i gave myself away for you.
you liar, you don’t love me too.
it’s easy for you, after all.
my heart is massive but it’s empty.
a permanent part of me, that innocent artery.
but it beats harder every time you come around.
but do you love the sound?
i sleep with one eye opened and one eye closed.
losing you is easier than lying to myself that you love me.
well, i’m perfect when it comes to first impressions.
well, i romanticize and then i get to stressing.
a big brain like i’m teaching it a lesson.
baby, it’s a blessing, yeah.
you got me thinking i was too mean.
well, everything that i say, i believe.
tuck a knife with my heart up my sleeve.
change like a season, reason for nothing.
i am disruptive, i have been corrupted.
and by now, i don’t need an introduction.
i been gone because i been on this road too long.
you know i get too caught up in a moment.
i can’t call it love if i show it.
i just fuck things up if you noticed.
have you noticed. tell me, have you noticed?
now i’m wondering, if i ever wanted to hold you.
it never mattered if i owned you.
cause you let anybody with a body control you.
and you know it too.
the more that you give away, the more that you have.
05. 𝘎𝘐𝘙𝘓 𝘐𝘚 𝘈 𝘎𝘜𝘕.
i feel lighter in the wasitline.
with no hands around me, no spit in my teeth.
no, i’m not your daydream.
i won’t have your baby.
stop cause you’re killing my vibe.
it’s a shot in the dark.
i’m not a walk in the park.
i come loaded with the safety switched off.
this girl is a gun and we’ve been having some fun.
and i can show if you turn the lights on.
i keep waiting for luck to come swallow me up.
i feel better when the boys stop calling.
i keep falling in love.
this measuring cup is overflowing with the same damn problems.
and you’ll be wishing you crossed your fingers.
oh, but god, is it fun when you can have more than one.
so let me show you how to touch my trigger.
my newest babys testing me lately.
i cannot take it, i love it, i break it.
i can’t be stressing to give you attention.
oh, cause it’s never enough so i’m giving you up.
and you’ll be better with a nice girl.
06. 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘚𝘒𝘌𝘋 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚.
i don’t know what you want from me.
when i’m suburnt lips and summer feet.
i’m tattered like these levi jeans.
now what the fuck does all this mean?
you know i’m still somebody’s daughter, see.
i spilled the milk you left for me.
my tears are falling flawlessly now.
go on and be a big girl.
you asked for this now.
everybody’s gonna drown you out.
you better show them why you talk so loud.
you wished upon a falling star.
who the hell is in your bed?
you better kiss goodnight and give some head.
and then next, the morning comes instead.
well, is this the life that lies ahead now?
i want my cake on a silver platter.
i want a fistfull in my hands.
i want a beautiful boys despondent laughter.
i wanna ruin all my plans.
i want a fist around my throat.
i want to cry so hard, i choke.
i want everything i asked for.
really can’t remember where i left my spine.
carrying my body in a bag for dimes.
and maybe i’ll be better if i take my meds.
ain’t a doubleheader if you lose your head.
try the medication that i bought instead.
it’s working for a litte, but there’s not much left.
darling, don’t you weep.
there’s a place for me.
somewhere we can sleep.
see you in your dreams.
ever since a little girl, found it sweet, driving past a graveyard on a lonesome street.
all the little flowers gave me something to believe in.
never knew the feeling of a stable home.
been a couple years of living on the road.
couldn’t really tell you where they’d leave a stone.
visit me when i’m dead and gone.
head fast toward the light.
foolish men have tried.
only you have shown me how to love being alive.
she told me, open your mouth.
she said, i got a surprise.
and so i opened it wide and she crawled inside.
she’s on the tip of my tongue.
and if i’d searched a thousand miles i’d be dying to find.
between my fingers, she leaves, then she lingers.
if shes gonna go, well, then i’m gonna go with her.
i know that i won’t forget.
she was sweet like honey.
but all i can taste is the blood in my mouth.
the bitterness in goodbye.
dripping like honey down the back of my throat.
well, she’s impatient and i’m complacent.
with just a little taste of wasting time.
well, she stings like she means it, she’s mean and she’s mine.
out and about without a reason or rhyme.
now shes dancing on a table and spins on a dime.
i love every second, it’s fucking fantastic.
good things aren’t easy to get.
i know that i wont regret.
well, i won’t die for love.
but i’ve got a body here to bury.
and if truth be told, it’s scary.
cause my shoulders are heavy already.
ever since i met you, you could have my heart.
you could have my heart and i would break it for you.
take one in the temple.
my tongue is a vessel.
i try to be careful with the thing inside my chest.
you shoot for the memory so you can forget me.
i’ll leave if you let me.
please don’t leave.
i’m running out of time to tell you.
don’t leave me in the shape you left me.
i’m running out of things that i regret.
you took me.
just leave me in the place you found me safe and soundly.
mm. you do not. you do not.
it’s the thing in your thighs when you’re lonely at night.
scroll through your phone, getting high off the light.
numb in your chest when you close the blinds.
repose in time and tell yourself you’re fine.
but you sabotage the things you love most.
camouflage so you can feed the lie that you composed.
this is the voice in your head that says you do not want this.
this is the ache that says you do not want him.
this is the glimmer of light you’re keeping alive.
when you tell yourself, bet i could fuck him.
why do you need love so badly?
bet its because of her daddy.
bet she was brutal and bratty.
bet that she’ll never be happy.
i bet that you’re right and i’ll shown you in time.
i got a monster inside me that eats personality types.
think that she hates me, i’m feeling it lately.
but what does it matter?
no, i do not know me.
isn’t it so lonely?
11. 𝘐 𝘈𝘔 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘈 𝘞𝘖𝘔𝘈𝘕, 𝘐 𝘈𝘔 𝘈 𝘎𝘖𝘋.
i am not a woman, i am a god.
i am not a martyr, i am a problem.
i’m not a legend, i’m a fraud.
keep your heart cause i already
every day i got a smile where my frown goes.
a couple bodies in the garden where the grass grows.
i take them with me to the grave in a suitcase.
maybe i could be a different human in a new place.
i just want to feel something.
tell me where to go.
cause everybody knows something that i don’t wanna know.
so i stay right here cause i’m better off alone.
i’m better off alone.
keep your heart cause i already got one.
got a hollow where my heart goes.
i never listen but i see it with my eyes closed.
i never listen.
i know, i remember from the grass stain.
maybe i could be a better human with a new name.
i’m ready to leave it.
i’ll go when i feel it.
and it really does hurt when you love someone.
12. 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘓𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛𝘏𝘖𝘜𝘚𝘌.
from a tender age, i was cursed with rage.
came swinging like a fish in a batting cage.
i went swimming with the devil at the bottom of a lake.
and he left me there by my lonesome.
my tongue was in my teeth.
i couldn’t find the floor.
so i was kicking with my feet.
but they weren’t there, they were stolen.
there is a lighthouse.
in the middle of the deep end.
i’m still stranded on the shoreline.
and nobody hears me scream.
i’’l lure you like a landslide.
i’ll show you lovely things.
if you rescue me.
i met a sailor on a ship with promise in his eyes.
he kissed me on the mouth and dug his fingers in my thighs.
but a sailor ain’t a savior.
they only tell you lies.
so i left him there until the sunrise.
the waves were tall and they were crashing down.
so i showed him all my teeth and then laughed out loud.
cause i never wanted saving, i just wanted to be found.
well, that should teach a man to mess with me.
i get undertones of sadness.
when i think the moments that i never got to spend with you.
i can’t decide if i love you more in the morning or i love you more at night.
i can’t decide.
the moon don’t pick sides.
because the longing needs the leaving.
i never got to tell you.
i love the way my eyes make yours look green too.
i think we could live forever.
i’ll always see my youth in you.
and if we don’t live forever, maybe one day, we can trade places.
maybe one day we’ll trade places.
will you bury me before i bury you.
i’ll never know if there’s danger in confession.
another word and i could choke.
memory that presses like a blade against my throat.
but what’s worse?
what’s worse? telling you my feelings or to die without revealing?
you crawled inside my head and set a fire there instead.
take my life and take my soul.
i swear i’d give you anything.
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“ you have to talk to someone, eventually. it doesn’t have to be me, but. you need to. ”
“ i’m not leaving until you tell me what’s going on. ”
“ you may like to pretend, but i don’t. something is wrong and you’re hiding it from me. ”
“ you can’t even say that and look me in the eyes. you’re clearly lying. just tell me the truth. ”
“ everyone else might be buying it, but i don’t. what’s wrong? ”
“ you’re not fine. you’re clearly not fine. and you don’t have to keep saying that you are. ”
“ you can talk to me, you know. whatever you have to say, i’m not gonna judge you or do anything. i just want to listen. ”
“ you can’t run away from this forever. ”
“ i can’t keep acting like i don’t see something is wrong with you. ”
“ you keep acting like if you let down your guard the world will end. ”
“ stop brushing me off. i know something is going on. ”
“ hey— look at me. you can talk to me. ”
“ i don’t know if you think you’re being strong or protecting me, but i don’t need you to keep painting on smiles when you’re clearly upset. ”
“ why don’t you trust me enough to let me in? ”
“ you think if you run around taking care of everyone else, no one will notice you’re falling apart. ”
“ you keep acting like you’re looking for an excuse to leave. ”
“ stop. just stop trying to avoid this. shutting me out isn’t going to fix the problem. ”
“ you do realize you don’t have to do this alone right? ”
“ you think you’re handling this on your own but you’re not. that’s not how it works when the people who care about you can see you’re suffering but refusing to ask for help. ”
“ you don’t get a choice this time. i’m helping you. ”
“ why do you keep lying to me like i don’t know ever time you try it? ”
“ i don’t know why you seem to think you have to hide your pain. ”
“ i don’t know why you thought i wasn’t going to notice. but i see right through you. ”
“ i know you’re having nightmares again. ”
“ why are you acting like this? ”
“ don’t change the subject. i saw you crying. ”
“ you fucked it up. ”
“ what the hell is wrong with you? ”
“ just tell me what the fuck the problem is? ”
“ did you just flinch away from me? ”
“ i trusted you. why can’t you trust me too? ”
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❥ 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
add context & change gendered language to your needs . happy roleplaying !!
“ great . just fucking great . ”
“ any ideas on how to get us out of this mess ?? ”
“ this is the last time i go anywhere with you . ”
“ haven’t you done enough already ?? ”
“ don’t worry , i have a plan . ”
“ well , that didn’t work . any plan c , genius ?? ”
“ you know , i genuinely don’t think this could get any worse . ”
“ how did you manage to do everything incorrectly ?? ”
“ this is wrong . all of this is wrong . ”
“ looks like we’re stuck here . ”
“ admit it ; you have no idea where you’re going , do you ?? ”
“ we’re completely lost . ”
“ of all the people in the world i could end up stuck with ... ”
“ well . was this your idea of a fun vacation ?? ”
“ how is the tank almost empty ?? i thought you said you got gas before we left !! ”
“ there’s a gas station five miles / eight kilometers from here . we’re just gonna have to push the car there . ”
“ the good news is , i found someone who i think can help us . the bad news is , i don’t think they speak [ language ] . ”
“ thank god , it’s about time you showed up to help !! ”
“ could you run any fucking slower ?! ”
“ i can’t get any signal out here . ”
“ someone stole my fucking wallet . ”
“ we are below rock bottom right now . we’re , like , in hell . ”
“ are you really just going to leave me here ?? ”
“ okay , you being dramatic is not going to help us find a way to fix this . ”
“ are you bleeding ?? ”
“ i’ll try to find us somewhere to spend the night . ”
“ i don’t know what to do !! i’m not a doctor !! ”
“ of course this happens to me . i can’t even be surprised . ”
“ i can’t walk ... you’re gonna have to carry me . ”
“ things could always be worse . at least you don’t have flesh - eating bacteria , right ?? ”
“ don’t panic , but i’m pretty sure we’re being followed . ”
“ maybe some music will help you calm down . ”
“ my glasses are broken ... ”
“ i didn’t have enough rocks to write out ‘ help ’ so i just spelled out ‘ hell ’ . ”
“ maybe we can play a game to pass the time until someone notices we’re missing . ”
“ okay , i swear this is not what it looks like . ”
“ there’s a killer storm going on outside , so unless you want to disappear under mysterious circumstances , i suggest you get comfortable . ”
“ how long was i out ?? ”
“ well , at least i’m trapped here with you . ”
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50 𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙐𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎 , 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴 .
( an assortment of dialogue prompts for roleplay purposes ! feel free to edit the prompts to fit your muse if required . )
❛ just because you can’t see a use doesn’t make something useless . ❜
❛ love is pointless in the long run . ❜
❛ i’m the hottest mess you’ve ever laid your eyes on . ❜
❛ i blame you for everything . ❜
❛ what he doesn’t know may actually kill him . ❜
❛ you look so cute when you’re ignoring me . ❜
❛ i’ve hated you ever since we met . ❜
❛ tell me , do you believe in love at first sight ? ❜
❛ would you show up to my funeral ? ❜
❛ it’s beautiful ! thank you so much , [ name ] . ❜
❛ i’m sorry if it upsets you , but i’ve already decided to marry them . ❜
❛ promise me , [ name ] . promise me you’ll look after her / him / them . ❜
❛ what happened last night ? i can’t remember a single thing . ❜
❛ god , [ name ] . i just want to kiss you . ❜
❛ any idea what would happen if i pressed this button ? ❜
❛ do you hear that ? i think it’s the universe telling us we should kiss . ❜
❛ i’m not human ! so why do you keep acting as though i am ? ❜
❛ i could never hurt you . never . ❜
❛ oh yes , death . you humans seem prone to it , don’t you ? ❜
❛ stop . just stop . i don’t want to hear your excuses again . ❜
❛ you should have called . ❜
❛ how unfortunate - you’ve caught me at a really bad time . ❜
❛ i want to hear your side of the story , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you intrigue me , you know that right ? ❜
❛ are you feeling at least a little better today ? ❜
❛ when did you last see them ? ❜
❛ would you believe me if i told you this isn’t what it looks like ? ❜
❛ i’m deciding to take that as a compliment . ❜
❛ i don’t know who you think i am , but i’m sure as hell not giving up now . ❜
❛ believe me , nobody regrets it more than i do , [ name ] . ❜
❛ i’m going to give you approximately five seconds to take that back . ❜
❛ i’m starting to think that this may indeed have been a terrible idea . ❜
❛ i meant for it to hurt . ❜
❛ mope around and pity yourself if you want - i don’t have that luxury . ❜
❛ i think you’ll find most people would have a massive problem with that . ❜
❛ i warned you ! i warned you not to go alone ! ❜
❛ you don’t know as much about me as you think you do , [ name ] . ❜
❛ won’t you just stop and listen to me ? ❜
❛ let’s go out soon . just us . we deserve a break . ❜
❛ are you bleeding ? ❜
❛ oh , i’m sorry ! i thought you were someone else ... ❜
❛ right now that’s the least of our worries . ❜
❛ i can’t believe i used to think they were attractive . ❜
❛ you may be evil , but you do have a point . ❜
❛ go on then - kill me ! ❜
❛ i bought you a small gift . no occasion really , i just wanted to make you smile . ❜
❛ you’re my home , [ name ] . ❜
❛ we should get a pet . i’ve been thinking about it for a while . ❜
❛ i’m fine . it’s just a small scratch . ❜
❛ you’re soaked . come in , before you catch a cold . ❜
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* JOHN WICK FRANCHISE PROMPTS ,
i'll kill them, i'll kill them all.
where the fuck are you?
i lost everything.
if you cut a king, you better cut him to the quick.
consider this a professional courtesy.
i gotta say, i'm a pretty big fan.
i apologize for calling you at this hour.
nothing's ever just a conversation with you.
it's seems to be fate, or happenstance, or just bad fucking luck caused our paths to cross once again.
i know what you're thinking.
do i look civilized to you?
they know you're coming.
you may never return home.
do you think you can scare me into opening this gate?
are you scared of the fucking boogeyman?
you don't want me owing you.
are you sure a protracted war is the best way forward?
you look terrible.
this haven is safe no more.
you look as bad as i feel.
they sure as fuck broke the mold with you.
why do you want to live?
let us not resort to our baser instincts and handle this like civilized men to move on.
i need something robust, precise.
it's been a while, my condolences, how're you holding up?
do you really wanna die here?
i'll have to get back to you.
everything's got a price.
i heard about your wife, and i'm sorry.
how do you feel? 'cause i am really pissed off.
a man can stay here a long time and never eat the same meal twice.
it's okay, let's go home.
this kingdom is mine and mine alone.
are you here on business?
people keep asking if i'm back and i haven't really had an answer.
i say the odds are about even.
why don't you take the night off?
i was just sorting some stuff out.
have you thought this through?
my god! how long has it been?
you came to me, i helped you; if you don't do this, you know the consequences.
after this, we are less than even.
i'm not that guy anymore.
i can't help you, i'm sorry.
there's no rhyme or reason to this life, it's days like today scattered among the rest.
you look good, and here i'd feared you'd left all this behind.
that was a pretty good fight, huh?
you want a war?
i once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.
so tell me, how was life on the other side?
to what do we owe the pleasure?
a gift from the boogeyman, perfect for every occasion.
seven million dollars is a lot of money.
i try to dissuade them from these childish notions, but as you know, art is pain: life is suffering.
i'm not telling you shit!
if you want peace, prepare for war.
everything all right?
well, i wouldn't recommend that you eat one.
do you need anything for the pain?
what are you really doing here?
people don't change, you know that; times, they do.
i heard you struck my son.
are we negotiating?
he was the one you sent to kill the fucking boogeyman.
now, as i recall, weren't you the one tasked to dole out the beatings, not to receive them?
are services still off limit to me?
you had your chance.
i thought i'd let myself in.
you have nothing, vengeance is all you have left.
i can make this right.
we can keep this up as long as you'd like, but it only ends one way.
my apologies. i was dealing with an uninvited guest.
your stitches'll tear and you'll bleed, but you'll have full function.
do you expect him to make it out?
we're not going in like the old days, just a conversation.
if you still have business to attend to, take two of these beforehand.
if you're looking to heal, then keep it marginal.
can't say i blame him, i would've done the same thing if i was in his shoes.
that's unwise, i assure you.
in that moment, i received some semblance of hope.
don't worry about me, i just gotta catch my breath.
you still need something, someone to love, so start with this.
you dip so much as a pinky back into this pond, you may well find something reaches out and drags you back into its depths.
you, uh, working again?
sometimes you gotta cut a motherfucker.
an eye for an eye, you know how it goes.
so what sort of movement am i looking at?
i'm sorry I can't be there for you.
you're not very good at retiring.
oh, and remember, you owe me.
you stabbed the devil in the back and forced him back into the life that he had just left.
it's not what you did that angers me so, it's who you did it to.
you've broken the rules.
could you recommend anything for the end of the night?
i am all seeing, and i am all knowing.
treat all your ladies like this?
under the table is where shit gets done.
the bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.
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Send ❓ and my muse will answer all questions honestly.
Does my muse trust yours?
Does my muse dislike yours?
Would my muse kill someone for yours?
Would my muse kill your muse?
Would my muse save yours?
Does my muse find your muse attractive?
Is my muse disgusted by yours?
would my muse go on a date with your muse?
would my muse kiss yours?
would my muse betray yours?
my muse’s favorite thing about yours is ____
the thing my muse dislikes about yours is_____
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