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calliesmemes · 2 days
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ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)
SENTENCE STARTERS PULLED FROM THE DIALOGUE FEATURED IN THE ANIMATED FILM ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE, with some quotations slightly modified for roleplay purposes.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
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   “   Uh, would you gentlemen please excuse me for a moment?   ”
   “   If I ever hear the word "Atlantis" again, I'll step in front of a bus!   ”
   “   You have a lot of potential.   ”
   “   Who... who are you? How did you get in here?   ”
   “   I'm acting on behalf of my employer, who has a most intriguing proposition for you.   ”
   “   Relax. He doesn’t bite … often.   ”
   “   Did you really know my grandfather?   ”
   “   We stayed close friends ‘till the end of his days.   ”
   “   He spoke of you often.   ”
   “   I've spent my whole life studying dead languages.   ”
   “   I will stake everything I own, everything that I believe in... that this is the genuine Shepherd's Journal.   ”
   “   I'll show them! I will make them believe.   ”
   “   For years your granddad bent my ear with stories about that old book.   ”
   “   Your grandpa was a great man. You probably don't realize how great.   ”
   “   Don't let her age fool you.   ”
   “   Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.   ”
   “   Atlantis is waiting. What do you say?   ”
   “   Boy, I’m so excited, l-l-l-I can't even hold it in.   ”
   “   Excuse me? I need to, uh, report in?   ”
   “   Blondie, I got a bone to pick with you.   ”
   “   If you're lookin' for the pony rides, they're back there.   ”
   “   You can’t put a price on the pursuit of knowledge.   ”
   “   This should be enriching for all of us.   ”
   “   Now tell me your story, my little friend.   ”
   “   This is an outrage! You must leave at once! Out, out, out, out, out!   ”
   “   Now, what have I told you about playing nice with the other kids?   ”
   “   Back to the pit from which you came!   ”
   “   OK, everybody. I want you to give Mr. Thatch your undivided attention.  ”
   “   Cartographer, linguist, plumber. Hard to believe he's still single.   ”
   “   Captain, you'd better come look at this, sir.   ”
   “   Do you want to do my job? Be my guest.   ”
   “   How much time do we have?   ”
   “   I don't think he's comin' back.   ”
   “   Move it, people! Sometime today would be nice!   ”
   “   I won't sugar-coat it, gentlemen. We have a crisis on our hands.   ”
   “   Looks like all our chances for survival rest with you, Mr. Thatch.   ”
   “   We’re all gonna die.   ”
   “   Looks like we have a little roadblock.   ”
   “   That thing is going to keep me up all night, I know it.   ”
   “   You know, we've been pretty tough on the kid. What do you say we cut him some slack?   ”
   “   Hey, Milo! Why don't you come sit with us?   ”
   “   Hey, Milo, don't you ever close that book?   ”
   “   I know, I know. Sometimes I get a little carried away.   ”
   “   You know, that's what this is all about, right? I mean – discovery, teamwork, adventure. Unless, maybe, you're just in it for the money.   ”
   “   Hey, how’d you learn how to do that?   ”
   “   I never got to meet your grandfather. What was he like?   ”
   “   He was like a father to me, really.   ”
   “   My parents died when I was a little kid, and he took me in.   ”
   “   That is so cute!   ”
   “   Uh, no... no offense.. but how does a teenager become the chief mechanic of a multimillion dollar expedition?   ”
   “   So, what... what happened to your sister?   ”
   “   I just like to blow things up.   ”
   “   All right, who's not dead? Sound off.   ”
   “   Maybe that's our ticket outta here.   ”
   “   I gotta hand it to you. You really came through.   ”
   “   They can smell fear just by looking at ya.   ”
   “   We are explorers from the surface world. We come in peace.   ”
   “   Come. You must speak with my father now.   ”
   “   Someone's having a good time.   ”
   “   Commander, there were not supposed to be people down here. This changes everything.   ”
   “   This changes nothing.   ”
   “   You presume much to think that you would be welcome here.   ”
   “   I know what you seek and you will not find it here.   ”
   “   Your journey has been in vain.   ”
   “   May I respectfully request that we stay one night, sir?   ”
   “   Your heart has softened, Kida.   ”
   “   A thousand years ago, you would have slain them on sight.   ”
   “   We were once a great people. Now we live in ruins.   ”
   “   The kings of our past would weep if they could see how far we have fallen.   ”
   “   Our way of life is dying.   ”
   “   When you take the throne, you will understand.   ”
   “   Well, the King and his daughter don't exactly see eye to eye.   ”
   “   Well, if he's hiding something, I want to know what it is.   ”
   “   Look, I have some questions for you, and I'm not leaving this city until they're answered!   ”
   “   Oh, there is so much to ask about your world.   ”
   “   You are a scholar, are you not?   ”
   “   I got a few questions for you, too. So let's do this, OK? You ask one, then I'll ask one, then you, then me, then...well, you get it.   ”
   “   how did you get here? Well, I mean, not you personally... but your... your culture. I mean, how did all of this end up down here?   ”
   “   Wh... what... what … are you telling me… that you remember what happened because you were there? No, that... that's impossible...   ”
   “   How was my accent?   ”
   “   You know, you deserve credit for even... even gettin' this far.   ”
   “   By the way, we were never properly introduced. My name's Milo.   ”
   “   Uh, hey, you got a nickname?   ”
   “   You know, my grandpa used to tell me stories about this place as far back as I can remember.   ”
   “   I just wish that he could be standing here with me.   ”
   “   We are not thriving. True, our people live. but our culture is dying.   ”
  “   I wish there was something I could do.   ”
   “   Why don't you lead the way, because I have no idea where we're going.   ”
   “   This is amazing! A complete history of Atlantis!   ”
   “   I am such an idiot.   ”
   “   This is just another treasure hunt for you.   ”
   “   I would've told you sooner, but it was strictly on a need-to-know basis.   ”
   “   Welcome to the club, son.   ”
   “   Mercenary? I prefer the term "adventure capitalist."   ”
   “   You don't know what you're tampering with, Rourke.   ”
   “   Academics. You never want to get your hands dirty.   ”
   “   I got to admit, I'm disappointed.   ”
   “   You're an idealist, just like your grandfather.   ”
   “   For once, do the smart thing.   ”
   “   I really hate it when negotiations go sour.   ”
   “   Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us.   ”
   “   You've got to listen to me. You don't have the slightest idea what this power is capable of.   ”
   “   Let’s get this over with. I don’t like this place.  
   “   Doesn’t anything surprise you?   ”
   “   Talk to me, Thatch. What's happening?   ”
   “   So I guess this is how it ends, huh?   ”
   “   You've read Darwin. It's called natural selection. We're just helping it along.   ”
   “   Be serious. This is wrong, and you know it.   ”
   “    You pick now of all times to grow a conscience?   ”
   “   She has been chosen... like her mother before her.   ”
   “   I followed you in, and I'll follow you out.   ”
   “   it's been my experience that when you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.   ”
   “   What do you think that you are doing?   ”
   “   We're going to save Atlantis, or we're going to die trying.   ”
   “   Well, I have to hand it to you. You're a bigger pain in the neck than I would have ever thought possible.   ”
   “   Tired? Aw, that's a darn shame, because I'm just getting warmed up.   ”
   “   There's a hero's welcome waiting for the man who discovered Atlantis.   ”
   “   I don't think the world needs another hero.   ”
   “   I'm going to miss that boy. At least he's in a better place now.   ”
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mimis-memes · 1 year
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🍎  。:*• ─ PUNNY PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS. ›   ( in the spirit of Valentine’s day, here’s a compilation of various funny & punny pick-up lines !  Feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses and/or add more context. )
🚪  ❝ I a-door you ! ❞ 🍵  ❝ You’re a cute tea ! ❞ 🧁  ❝ You bake me crazy ! ❞ 🫁  ❝ We belung together ! ❞ 🐚  ❝ You’re very spe-shell ! ❞ 🧈  ❝ You’re my butter half ! ❞ 🔥  ❝ We’re a perfect match ! ❞ 🍲  ❝ You make miso happy ! ❞ 🥕  ❝ I carrot live without you ! ❞ 🐻  ❝ I love you bear-y much ! ❞ 🍌  ❝ I find you very a-peeling ! ❞ 🐳  ❝ I whale always love you ! ❞ 🍞  ❝ You’re the loaf of my life ! ❞ 🦦  ❝ There’s no otter like you ! ❞ 🦐  ❝ You’re shrimply the best ! ❞ 🍉  ❝ You’re my one in a melon ! ❞ 🍕  ❝ You have a pizza my heart ! ❞ 🐰  ❝ Nobunny compares to you ! ❞ 🪵  ❝ Wood you be my valentine ? ❞ 🍋  ❝ This is my best pick-up lime... ❞ 🍅  ❝ I love you from my head to-ma-toes ! ❞ 🌮  ❝ Can we taco ‘bout how cute you are ? ❞ 🍄  ❝ You take up so mushroom in my heart ! ❞ 🍍  ❝ If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. ❞ 🗼  ❝ Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you ! ❞ 🌽  ❝ I know it’s corny, but you’re a-maize-ing ! ❞ 🍩  ❝ I donut know what I would do without you ! ❞ ☕️  ❝ Words cannot expresso how much you mean to me ! ❞ 🧀  ❝ This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate ! ❞
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memestockpile · 14 days
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anatomy of a fall (2023) feel free to change as needed.
let's dry you off.
what makes you so mad you want to explore it?
it makes me feel high, like i'm on drugs.
time is not a problem here.
this is really weird. seeing you again, like this.
you need to wash up and get dressed.
honey, i know this is hard.
you can't spend whole days like this without going outside.
i'm so tired of crying.
don't worry. i'll take care of everything.
i just can't get it in my head.
spare me your comments.
give me your hand.
you need to start seeing yourself the way others are going to perceive you.
i should never have come here.
it's fucking absurd, isn't it?
you can consider me a friend. or not. that's your choice.
the law can't be someone's friend.
our relationship revolved around intellectual stimulation, even if it meant neglecting everything else.
seduction means several things.
i dislike being reduced to a marital status.
i found it atypical, nothing more.
you're nitpicking.
it's hard to read the intentions of someone you can't see.
i can work in any situation.
you couldn't be two places at once.
i'm sorry, i'm not finished.
you can't deny you're at the center of this equation.
this is your problem. you're responsible. deal with it.
after a while, i can tell what's real and what isn't.
it is just a little part of a whole situation.
sometimes a couple is kind of a chaos.
i want to drink all night.
is it a great reason for placing your life in someone's hands?
you look like a dog.
i can't trust someone if i can't put an animal's head on them.
do you remember me from before? when we first met?
i was hopelessly in love.
i think a lot of things i don't tell you.
when you look at me, i can feel that you are judging me.
my love, i just want you to know one thing.
i just wish you would be shielded from all this.
this isn't working for me anymore.
are you fucking serious?
it's a beautiful and generous choice, and i thank you for it, but you don't have to do it.
it's naive and, frankly, it's depressing.
you never smile at anyone.
i have to accept that you fuck other people.
i'm not a victim!
you're incapable of facing your ambitions, and you resent me for it.
you're a monster.
you can still see the dent.
it was sexual. we slept together twice.
it was a tricky year.
interesting take on feelings.
people exaggerate and alter facts when they argue.
i think i want to be alone.
my role is to protect you.
fucking help me!
to overcome doubt, sometimes we have to decide to sway one way rather than the other.
i'm not accusing, just making a point.
you need to be aware of it. it'll happen someday.
you have to try this, really.
i'm gonna throw up.
you're ready to go home?
one more, for the road.
i thought i'd feel relieved.
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hymemena · 5 months
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Sweet Nothings Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.
CW: None
"I love you more than words can express."
"I don't know what I'd do without you."
"Be careful, love."
"You're so beautiful."
"I couldn't ask for anything better than this."
"I've been dreaming of this my whole life."
"I would do anything for you."
"I'll always be here, baby."
"You couldn't chase me off if you tried."
"I'm right here. I've got you."
"We'll make it through this, we always do."
"I love you so much."
"I can't imagine life without you."
"You are the best thing that ever happened to me."
"Wake up, sleeping beauty."
"Babe? Babe? Babe? I love you!"
"Guess what? You're adorable."
"You're so cute when you're serious."
"I could get lost in you for eons."
"You're the only one for me."
"Do you believe in soulmates?"
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thedevilsmemes · 1 month
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THINGS SAID IN MY D&D CAMPAIGN! - A SENTENCE STARTER MEME!
PART 1 / ??
Feel free to change pronouns as needed!
“Ey up lads! ‘Ow are we?”
“posh one”
“Let me know when you’re ready to go and the oxen will be ready.”
“You ever ridden oxen before?”
“LET’S GET ‘EM!”
“Lead the way, friend!”
“woah woah woah, we come in peace!”
“How do we get to see [ NAME ] ?”
“You don’t”
“How do we know he exists?”
“don’t let any escape.”
“What’s going on? What are you?”
“squishy bitch”
“[ name ] what the fuck did you do that for?!  -  I almost died!”
“GO AND KILL THEM ALL!” 
“Waste not, want not!”
“Are you the only one left? Have you got my toof?”
“He might not scare you but I might.”
“How about we come to an arrangement? If you let our friends go, I will personally come back with [ name’s ] head.”
“Roll for erection.”
“Wake up, intruders!”
“Return the stolen goods. Return what you have taken. Leave before you lose your fingers!”
“I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE. NOW YOU’RE GOING TO DIE! NOW’S YOUR TIME TO RUN!”
“The snooty tooty one to decide.”
“That’s not [ name ].”
“My turn!”
“Thank you, I’m here all night.”
“Well, I’m not that good at drawing but I can try.”
“oh boy”
“Wrong room, Love.”
“Hello Friend!”
“It’s okay, mommy’s here.”
“Wakey wakey”
“Did you sleep alright love?”
“I’ve got an idea!”
“Surprised you’re so chirpy”
“I’m trying to be alive.”
“HI [ NAME ]!”
“Hi boss of Phandalin!”
“Welcome! Welcome!”
“Ah yes, good but quiet fellow.”
“I’VE SEEN HIS WILLY!”
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veryhardymemes · 8 months
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Noah Kahan Sentence Starters Stick Season (We’ll Be Here Forever)
Content Warning For: Suicidal ideations/imagery, mentions of alcohol/drugs, depression/melancholia, mentions of COVID
Northern Attitude:
How you been? Settled down?
How’re your kids?
Where are you?
What does it mean?
Forgive my northern attitude
Stick Season:
I am stuck between my anger and the blame that I can't face
Memories are something even smoking weed does not replace
Doc told me to travel but there's COVID on the planes
I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks
I saw your mom, she forgot that I existed
I just like to play the victim
I thought that if I piled something good on all my bad that I could cancel out the darkness I inherited from dad
I’m no longer funny
My other half was you
I hope this pain’s just passing through 
I doubt it
All My Love:
How have things been?
Well, now that you mention it
I'm saying too much but you know how it gets out here
No winter coat could keep out all the cold of your atmosphere
You got all my love
If you need me dear, I'm the same as I was
You burrowed in under my skin
What I'd give to have you out from me
I just hope that your scars heal
I swear I was scared to death
She Calls Me Back:
Oh, there was heaven in your eyes
Everything’s alright when she calls me back
Look at me and don't you lie
For bullshit I do not have time
Does it bite at your edges?
Do you lie awake restless?
Why am I so obsessive?
This town's the same as you left it
The radio is taunting me
I don't get much sleep most nights
I'm seeing you in every dream
If only I could wake you up
If only I could fall asleep
I'll love you when the oceans dry
I'll love you when the rivers freeze
I was too afraid of living life in your footsteps
Come Over:
I’m in the business of losing your interest
Don't you know there's a coffin buried under the garden?
You won't have to guess who they're speaking about
I'm in the process of clearing out cobwebs
I was taking the wrong meds
It feels good to be sad
I know that it ain’t much
I know that it ain’t cool
You don’t have to tell the other kids at school
Someday I’m gonna be somebody people want
New Perspective:
Silence is making me nostalgic
We were kids but that don't make this less hard
If I could fly I doubt I'd even do it
You made Ohio feel just like Central Park
You and all of your new perspective now
Everywhere, Everything:
It's been a long year
Would we survive in a horror movie?
We trust everyone we meet
I wanna love you 'till we're food for the worms to eat
Keep my hand in yours
Orange Juice: 
Honey, come over
We know you got sober
There's orange juice in the kitchen
It’s yours if you want it
We're just glad you could visit
The last time I drank I was face down passed out there on your lawn
Are we all just crows to you now?
Are we all just pulling you down?
You didn't put those bones in the ground
Strawberry Wine:
Darling speak to me
Remember telling me that you thought you were cursed?
I'm in love with every song you've ever heard
If I could lose you I would
We buried your bones in plywood
I said love is fast asleep on a dirt road with your head on my shoulder
For you, darling, for you
No thing defines a man like love that makes him soft and sentimental like a stranger in the park
For a few moments, I see you
Growing Sideways:
So I took my medication
We argued about Jesus
I said I’m cured
I’m still angry at my parents
But it’s a start
I ignore things
At the end of the day I know there are worse ways to stay alive
I'm terrified that I might never have met me
I guess I’ll drive
So I forgot my medication
Now I’m suffering in style
Why is pain so damn impatient?
It's better to die numb than feel at all
Halloween:
I'm sailing away to a place I'm afraid of
I'm drinking my days with the coastal longshoreman
I drink 'till I drown and I smoke 'till I'm burning
I worry for you
You worry for me
I'm leaving this town and I'm changing my address
I know that you'll come if you want
There's a murder of crows in the low light off Boston
Homesick:
Two months since you got back
Are you bored yet?
The weather ain’t been bad
If you’re into masochistic bullshit
This place is such great motivation for anyone tryna move
Time moves so damn slow
I swear I feel my organs failing
I would leave if only I could find a reason
I'm mean because I grew up in New England
I got dreams but I can't make myself believe them
I’m homesick
Still:
I don’t want to say goodbye
You find love that lasts a while 'till you lose the reasons
You miss something that you can't place but you can't deny it
It's like I'm still here with you
It's a bottomless hole I've found out here with a trace of no one
The View Between Villages:
For a minute the world seems so simple
I’m seventeen again
I am not scared of death
I’ve got dreams again
Your Needs, My Needs:
Oh well, who was I?
Who was I to watch you wilt?
You ain't gotta tell me what it means
You'll always be a flower on my skin
I promise to be there this time
I'm naming the stars in the sky after you
Dial Drunk:
I'm remembering I promised to forget you now
I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown in the name of someone I no longer know
I don't like that when they threw me in the car
I gave your name as my emergency phone call
Even the cops thought you were wrong for hanging up
I’d die for you
The dial tone is all I have
I beg you, sir, just let me call
Let's wait I swear she'll call me back
Son, are you a danger to yourself?
Son, why do you do this to yourself?
Paul Revere:
This place had a heartbeat in its day
The boys are drunk
But it just ain't that simple, it never was
One day I'm gonna cut it clear
I’m not from around here
I'll leave before the road crew's out
Folks just disappear
If I could leave, I would've already left
No Complaints:
Thought I had something
That's the same as having something
I'd get mad at nothing
Blame my dad for something
I'd pull no punches
Thought I was raised better
Hope the skin heals where the pain enters
I set a time, then I showed up
Now the weight of the world ain't so bad
I filled the hole in my head with prescription medication
Who am I to complain?
And now the pain's different
I can finally eat and I can fall asleep
Call Your Mom:
Oh, you’re spiraling again
Don't let this darkness fool you
All lights turned off can be turned on
I’ll drive all night
I’ll call your mom
If you could see yourself like this, you'd have never tried it
Oh dear, don't be discouraged
I've been exactly where you are
Throw a punch, fall in love, give yourself a reason
Don't wanna drive another mile wondering if you're breathing
Won’t you stay with me?
You’re Gonna Go Far:
This is normal conversation, babe, it's all fine
The college kids are getting so young, ain't they?
I got tired of the frat boys with the brights on
"This is good land" or at least it was
Say whatever you feel, be wherever you are
We're overdue for a revival
We spent so long just getting by
You told me you would make a difference
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rpmemesyo · 2 months
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Things I’ve Overheard: The Meme
“My New Years Resolution is to be more emo.”
“Gimme all your cheap vodka!”
“Get your cube!”
“I told my boyfriend he better ask me to be his valentine. Just cuz we’re together don’t assume I’m your valentine!”
“I forget everything, always.”
“I am eating a cookie because I’m naughty!”
“The number of cookies I eat is directly correlated to how badly I hate myself.”
“This is the closest thing I’ve got to a healthy coping mechanism, everything else is illegal.”
“You ever had fried chicken?”
“Changed my mind, I’m not gonna start wearing all black, I’m gonna start wearing all salmon.”
“My New Years Resolution is to be the biggest pain in the ass possible, and so far I’m killing it.”
“Sometimes you gotta look life in the eye and say ‘you hit like a girl.’”
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yeoldemothmemes · 3 days
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Sentence Starters from my Watch Later 77
Feel free to change pronouns and adjust as needed
"Today's work is powered by Starbucks" "I want to steal the jacket" "Please let this be about the dishes" "What have you done to our kettle?" "I want my line back" "Who wrote that?" "I need to talk to you" "I like dragons" "I like sharp things" "That sounds like it would work as well as Lego and bare feet" "Sounds like someone is tired" "You tried to steal my peanut butter cup!" "What are you doing?" "I changed my mind and forgot to fix it" "That's my stim toy" "I didn't think you were going to make that face" "They were in love... Probably" "That charmed the everloving shit out of me" "They are fucking built different" "They are talking about me" "I don't know how they found me" "I'm a nobody here" "I'm not leaving this house today" "This is brainpower I don't feel I have" "*NAME* Stop and use your brain!" "The ads on my phone are gonna be weird for a while"
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neorph · 2 years
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* 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐀𝐑-𝐖𝐀𝐈 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒  :   a selection of roleplay ask prompts adapted and modified from various cinematic works by wong kar-wai .  any of these prompts may be modified accordingly to fit your muses.
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❝  i have some things to take care of.  ❞ ❝  turns out lonely people are all the same.  ❞ ❝  i’m not sad.  ❞ ❝  i forget everything when i’m scared.  ❞ ❝  we all need a partner.  ❞ ❝  i’ve gotten used to life without a partner.  ❞ ❝  i know how to make myself happy.  ❞ ❝  stop daydreaming, will you?  ❞ ❝  i get bored staying in one place for too long.  ❞ ❝  like you said, i like to wander around.  ❞ ❝  why did you call me?  ❞ ❝  i had nothing to do. i wanted to hear your voice.  ❞ ❝  if memories ever come in a can, i hope that can never expires.  ❞ ❝  i just want to enjoy life.  ❞ ❝  maybe i’m too picky.  ❞ ❝  we all get our hearts broken sometimes.  ❞ ❝  i didn’t expect it to hurt so much.  ❞ ❝  most people fall in love for the first time as teenagers. i’m a late bloomer, i guess.  ❞ ❝  there’s something different about you. or maybe it’s me that’s changed.  ❞ ❝  i’ve not been so close to a person in a long time.  ❞ ❝  i can feel that you’re lonely.  ❞ ❝  i feel like there should be two of us standing here.  ❞ ❝  let me cry on your shoulder.  ❞ ❝  lets be unhappy together.  ❞ ❝  you notice things when you pay attention.  ❞ ❝  they say love can change a man.  ❞ ❝  are you alone?  ❞ ❝  it would be so great if it could rain forever.  ❞ ❝  i have only one person in my thoughts.  ❞ ❝  has anyone ever died from too much ice cream?  ❞ ❝  you’re happy? that’s great.  ❞ ❝  i didn’t think you’d fall in love with me.  ❞ ❝  love is all a matter of timing.  ❞ ❝  the past is something you can see but not touch.  ❞ ❝  we broke up on april fool’s day, so i took it as a joke.  ❞ ❝  actually, really knowing someone doesn’t mean anything. people change.  ❞ ❝  i couldn’t put it into words, but they seemed to understand anyway.  ❞ ❝  feelings can creep up just like that.  ❞ ❝  these feelings need time to grow.  ❞ ❝  find out too much about a person and you lose interest.  ❞ ❝  broken hearts usually can’t sleep at night.  ❞ ❝  i long to be loved.  ❞ ❝  my heart will carry me back to you.  ❞ ❝  we love what we can’t have.  ❞ ❝  everything comes with an expiry date.  ❞ ❝  it was then that i finally fell in love for the first time.  ❞ ❝  but at that moment, i felt such warmth.  ❞ ❝  the road isn’t that long.  ❞
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memehcwling · 1 year
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☈ ― 𝕍𝔸𝕃𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝔸𝕐 themed prompts / memes
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SYMBOLS: use " ⇆ " to reverse muses.
🌠 - for our muses to lay under the stars together ✍️ - for my muse to write yours a love letter ☂ - for our muses to get stuck in a rain storm 💘 - for my muse to confess their feelings for your muse 📷 - for your muse to catch mine taking a candid photo of them 🔑 - for my muse to give your muse a spare key to their house 💐 - for my muse to show up at your muses place with a bouquet of flowers 😍 - for my muse to compliment your muse
― angsty edition 💔 - for my muse tells your muse they no longer love them 🤥 - for my muse to catch your muse lying to them 🕦 - for my muse to stand your muse up on a date 🍻 - for my muse tries to stop your muse from having another drink
― fluffy sentence starters
❝ would it be alright if i borrowed your sweater? it smells like you. ❞ ❝ you look beautiful/handsome tonight. ❞ ❝ half the time i get too embarrassed to say anything. ❞ ❝ first time i saw you i couldn't get over how beautiful you were. ❞ ❝ quit that, i can't think straight with you looking at me like that! ❞ ❝ don't give me the puppy dog face.. how am i supposed to say no to that? ❞ ❝ you make me lose my words like no one else does. ❞ ❝ i can't imagine a world in which i don't adore you. ❞ ❝ you made me breakfast?! ❞ ❝ how did i get so lucky? ❞ ❝ i mean... on the bright side at least we know we can't cook.... ❞ ❝ i'm so yours, always. ❞ ❝ you know you mean the world to me, right? ❞
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dick-helmet-magneto · 6 months
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Wolverine and the X-Men prompts/sentence starters Pt. 1
“Am I scared? Yes. As you should be.” “That makes me the family's dirty little secret.” “Together we can do something about it. Just come back.”  “I’m not going to let you abandon me again.”  “Your problem is you can’t stay in one place.”   “No one can follow a leader who is never there.”  “You tried to save a man who hates you.”  “The question is, can you afford me?” “I can’t help them like you could.”  “Rule number one of the thieves guild, never reveal a client.”  “Rule number two of the thieves' guild, always know your customers.”  “You still sold out your kind for a little cash.”  “I sold out my kind for a large amount of cash.” “Lead me to your buyer and I’ll pay you double.”  “You’re somehow under the impression that I know where she is.”  “Well, if she’s into living dangerously, this is her lucky day.”  “You hired me for my skill huh? Then allow me to use them.”  “Sorry, but double pay is just not enough, especially putting up with you.”  “Ah, but you did come looking for trouble. And you found it.” “What about my house? You blew it up.”  “That’s not going to work on me.”  “Don’t do this. It’s my fault.”  “We know he’s here, just take us to him.”  “All I’ve been doing is caring for him.”  “Next time you decide to drop by, use the front door.”
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calliesmemes · 25 days
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ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET
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CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
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“   Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”
“   Hungry? Eat the government. ”
“   Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”
“   Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”
“  They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”
“   Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”
“   Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”
“   Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”
“   What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”
“   I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”
“   I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”
“   I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”
“   The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”
“   Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”
“   If you’re short, simply get taller. ”
“   I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”
“   My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”
“   There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”
“   You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”
“   I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”
“   I really do hate thinking. ”
“   In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”
“   I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”
“   Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
“   Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”
“   So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”
“   Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”
“   The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”
“   Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”
“   The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”
“   I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”
“   Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”
“   What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”
“   Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”
“   RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”
“   Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”
“   My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”
“   It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”
“   Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”
“   How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”
“   I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”
“   You look so biteable today. ”
“   Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”
“   I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”
“   Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”
“   Third base is me telling you about my father. ”
“   Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”
“   Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”
“   I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”
“   Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”
“   I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”
“   Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”
“   I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”
“   Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”
“   You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”
“   You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”
“   It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”
“   Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”
“   No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”
“   No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”
“   I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”
“   Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”
“   Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”
“   I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”
“   Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”
“   I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”
“   Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”
“   Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”
“   Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”
“   May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
“   I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”
“   You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”
“   Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”
“   Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”
“   All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”
“   How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”
“   What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”
“   I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”
“   Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”
“   Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”
“   I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”
“   Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”
“   I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“   You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”
“   Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”
“   Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”
“   I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”
“   If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”
“   Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
“   Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”
“   I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”
“   Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”
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mimis-memes · 1 year
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🍎  。:*• ─ CHRISTMAS PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS.      ›    ( a compilation of various christmas/holiday-themed pick-up lines taken from various sources, for muses who are feeling flirty this holiday season !  feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses.   note: numbers 21 to 40 can be nsfɯ, so please read at your own risk ! )
nice & funny : 1.    ❝ There’s snow one like you ! ❞ 2.    ❝ When we met, it was love at frost sight ! ❞ 3.    ❝ I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you. ❞ 4.    ❝ Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice ! ❞ 5.    ❝ Are you Christmas ?  Because I want to merry you. ❞ 6.    ❝ There's snow place like your arms this Christmas ! ❞ 7.    ❝ Do you live in an igloo ?  Because you're pretty cool ! ❞ 8.    ❝ I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made me melt. ❞ 9.    ❝ If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you. ❞ 10.  ❝ I’ll be home for Christmas — and I want you to come with me. ❞ 11.  ❝ You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree ! ❞ 12.  ❝ I don’t need Christmas lights, you’re already shining so bright ! ❞ 13.  ❝ The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart. ❞ 14.  ❝ Let’s drink some hot tea in the snow. After all, ‘Teas the Season ! ❞ 15.  ❝ I don’t have a Christmas list, because you’re already the best gift. ❞ 16.  ❝ It’s the season of giving, so you should give me your phone number. ❞ 17.  ❝ Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree ?  Because you’re a star ! ❞ 18.  ❝ Let me take you on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not going to flake ! ❞ 19.  ❝ Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas ? ❞ 20.  ❝ If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round. ❞ naughty & sexy : 21.  ❝ Let’s make this a not-so-silent night. ❞ 22.  ❝ Let me help you out of that ugly sweater... ❞ 23.  ❝ I want to fill you up with my... holiday spirit. ❞ 24.  ❝ How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight ? ❞ 25.  ❝ The only package I want this Christmas is yours. ❞ 26.  ❝ We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead. ❞ 27.  ❝ Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true. ❞ 28.  ❝ Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight. ❞ 29.  ❝ Is your name Winter ?  Because you’ll be coming soon. ❞ 30.  ❝ Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree. ❞ 31.  ❝ Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be filling up tonight. ❞ 32.  ❝ Are you ornaments ?  Because I want you all over my tree. ❞ 33.  ❝ You're the first gift I want to unwrap on Christmas morning. ❞ 34.  ❝ Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on. ❞ 35.  ❝ Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ? ❞ 36.  ❝ I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re much hotter ! ❞ 37.  ❝ Do you like the song “Jingle Bells” ?  Because we could go all the way... ❞ 38.  ❝ Are you looking for a tree topper ?  Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top. ❞ 39.  ❝ I just got some mistletoe. How about we go back to my place and try it out ? ❞ 40.  ❝ I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas ? ❞
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memestockpile · 19 days
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the old guard (2020) feel free to change as needed.
and i'm just so tired of it.
that couldn't have been cheap.
i just really suck at taking selfies.
you look okay.
i have something for you.
admit it, you missed us.
we can do some good.
some good means nothing.
you haven't aged a day.
they reached out to me, and i'm reaching out to you.
the world isn't getting any better. it's getting worse.
keep it respectful.
look at me. look at me. you're gonna be okay.
everything happens for a reason, boss.
you can't tell me you don't remember what it was like.
a little blood can look like a lot.
hey, look who's up.
didn't think you were coming back.
plane's fueling. pack your bags.
this isn't real. none of this is real.
you shot me.
you've got questions, kid. i get it.
sometimes you gotta work with people you don't wanna eat with.
god doesn't exist.
i am not jumping from a plane!
you really want to do this, kid?
we're done. i said, we're done.
you're very good.
i got people that love me. people that are gonna worry.
this place has been abandoned for fifty years.
we fight for what we think is right.
more like misery loves company.
the love of my life was of the people i've been taught to hate.
nothing that lives lives forever.
i think you should get some rest. come with me, i'll show you.
it's just a bad dream.
just you and me. until the end.
i don't want this. i don't want any of it.
i know you're scared. we'll keep you safe.
we're all you've got.
you're still in this shitty game with me, you hear me?
welcome back, asshole.
it hurts everywhere.
wait for the signal.
what is he? your boyfriend?
you're an incurable romantic.
there's a tv, [name].
i brought you a change of clothes.
i thought you were the brains of this outfit.
the only way is forward now.
you will know what it is to lose everyone you've ever loved.
we're not meant to be alone.
i believe this can change the world.
as much as i like watching you sleep, i'm glad you're awake.
we should go back there.
you come from warriors.
it's not what time steals, it's what it leaves behind.
you're one of us now. we would do the same for you.
humanity can screw itself.
what kind of ceo rolls around with his own personal army?
you selfish piece of shit!
i've seen it, [name]. i know all the good you've done.
no man left behind.
we don't get a say in when it ends. we never have. but we can control how we live.
let's get this motherfucker.
go big or go home.
i always go first.
you shouldn't have done that.
you reminded me there are people still worth fighting for.
you are priceless.
give me your hand.
you're a good kid, [name].
i'm gonna miss you.
i hoped for less, but i expected more.
have a little faith.
it's nearly impossible to disappear in the world we live in today.
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RP Starters from "The Munsters" (2022)
Geez, conceited, much?
Simply dropping ice-cold facts.
Zombie problem solved.
You know, a man is more than the sum of his parts.
What do I look like, a moron?
Well, I suppose you have a better idea.
You'll kill us both!
I could have altered mankind's place in the universe.
I have pictures of my fuzzy little nuggets!
Cute little fella.
I'm gonna go...
I want a man who makes my blood run cold.
Let me guess... he's broke again.
That's not something you see everyday!
Don't you dare touch that dial!
Beauty goes skin-deep, but ugly goes down to the bone.
I'm looking for a vision... a queen.
Which dress says I'm very, very interested, but not miserable and depressed?
HEY, NUMBSKULL!
When they made me, they broke the mold!
We're dealing with some serious brain power here!
Dazzle me with your side-splitting wit.
I knew the moment I laid eyes on you that you were special.
I'm just a regular gal living a boring, normal life.
If there's one thing I know, it's that the rest of the world melted away as soon as you appeared in my life.
Perfect husband coming up!
Everybody's in a dancing mood tonight.
You know I never drink wine.
You're the hemlock in my veins.
My sweet pussycat.
All I ask is that we spend the rest of my lives growing disgracefully old together.
What a cream puff!
Can someone please call 911?
He's your bloody problem now, mate!
You know how wolves get after a few too many.
I would hate to think I just threw my life away marrying a blockhead!
I hate to say it, but old Paris is overrated.
You look so continental and suave!
And she swore she would get revenge on me.
Bottom's up!
Who's side are you on?
So manly!
Over my dead body.
You gotta get ahead of the curve if you wanna swerve.
Scram.
Have you fellas heard about the new glass coffins?
Don't argue with me.
Well... now what?
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thedevilsmemes · 4 months
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ASTARION ANCUNIN QUOTES ~ BALDUR'S GATE 3 SENTENCE MEME!
"Hello, darling. Don't be shy, I promise I not to bite until we've been formally introduced."
"The tadpole's influence broke his dominance over me, and now I can finally pursue the one thing I've hungered for these long dark years."
"I'll be the last thing the bastard ever sees."
"Given that my choices were 'eternal life' or 'bleed to death on the street', I took him up on the offer."
"It was only afterwards I realized just how long 'eternity' could be."
"By the Hells. Sex, my dear. A night of passion."
"I'm out of wine and flowers, so I hope an introduction will suffice."
"And I wish I was drinking out of the skull of everyone who's ever wronged me. Life is tough."
"I've been waiting. Waiting since the moment I laid eyes on you. Waiting... to have you."
"Yes darling, that's what we call a lie."
"All I want is a little fun, is that so much to ask?"
"Why hello. Welcome to my humble party."
"Oh, we're lying to each other now? Excellent."
"But... you're no stranger now. Just strange."
"I hate it. This is awful."
"Wait! Don't interrupt them. Let me do it. They sound disgusting."
"I don't know, I'm sure a vampire spawn could still rip out your heart."
"My, My. Who knew our friend had so much blood in them?"
"Oh, you're such a sweetheart."
"I'm just glad you're being sensible about these revelations. I was worried people might turn up with torches and pitchforks."
"Although, there's still time."
"I already apologised. What more do you want? Unless you're looking for another nibble?"
"Yes, darling? Do you need something?"
"What in the sweet hells were you THINKING activating that lance, I was right there!"
"Next time? No no no, if there is a 'next time' I'll be the one aiming the all-powerful weapon."
"Although, I do appreciate you trying to fix your mistake, just don't do it again!"
"It's just that I happen to be a... what's the best way to put this? A vampire?"
"Oh my honour, the only thing on my mind, is depraved carnal lust."
"You couldn't wait ten seconds before being an absolute freak."
"Oh, good, puns. Because clowns aren't enough of a horror already."
"What? Was it something I said?"
"Really? - Anything in particular?"
"Now, I can't help but notice that one of us is positively drenched in blood. So..."
"At least the smut peddlers of Sharass' Caress will have a field day writing erotic verse about us when we're both dead."
"Hundreds? Urgh, it'll take hours to kill them all. She/He's right, we should just go."
"Oh? Then what do you want?"
"Five seconds into this relationship and I already want to break up with you."
"Oh the one hand, killing Gortash will be fun. On the other, Halsin can be very annoying."
"The man can't stay quiet about 'enjoying the freedom of nature's gifts'. I bet he'd outlaw clothing if he could."
"Good Morning. Thank you for not killing me the other night."
"Of course, what fun! I'm going to fucking kill you."
"I am. And beautiful - not enough people mention that."
"Hmm. Hmm. Thank you for helping me. It was very kind."
"I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos!"
"So... I was wondering if maybe - perhaps - you might be able to..."
"Can you read what's on my damn back? Please?"
"Well, hello... Looking for a cuddle?"
"What are you? No. We are not jumping down there!"
"Oh - eh - Hello again?"
"Easy now. Let's not do anything Hilarious."
"You have a manner of irresistible desperation about you. I like it."
"I'd trust a devil over a vampire any day. I think he likes us."
"Oh, bravo! Encore!"
"Why she sounds positively demented."
"I love it! let's tell her everything!"
"Don't be touchy. I'm sure he meant 'better off dead' as a compliment."
"I'd shake her hand, but she can still snap me in two, so... probably safest to skip it."
"Anyway, it's a brand new day. I'm sure we'll find lots of people for you to kill."
"I must see this. Don't you dare say no."
"Well, this seems like a lovely little spot. The sense of impending doom aside."
"I suppose it was only a matter of time until [ insert name ] took vengeance."
"For the Lady/Lord of loss, She/He does not like losing."
"Come to kill me again, darling?"
"Guilty as charged. Sometimes literally."
"What? No! Don't you dare! This isn't funny!"
"Huh, thank goodness, I was almost worried."
"Nice as it is, she still doesn't have the best hair in the camp."
"Well, I mean... kind of? It's a long story, honestly."
"You'll get back to me? This is important, devil! When?"
"It's not enough we have a gallery of villains to look out for, but now we could be infiltrated by a shapechanger?"
"But you're serious about this? About... us?"
"Tailor's mannequins? I never figured [ insert name ] for a follower of fashion."
"Well done again on besting Baal and all that. It was very twee."
"You filthy devil. I'm shocked."
"Haha! That's - Oh, you're serious."
"Well, of course we can leave him, it's the easiest thing in the world. We just have to keep on walking."
"Well, at least you purr for me..."
"The thing that will decide my fate forevermore? Yes, it has been on my mind, why?"
"Who knows how long before the others go feral without us there to guide them?"
"Let. Me. Go! - Ah... Hello!"
"No, as much as I'd like to become a Lord, ruling over the Underdark's vampire spawn, we have unfinished business with the mind flayers."
"I'm glad you had your fun then. I am here to provide an endless array of delights."
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