M (playing Kjell): Am I close enough to tackle the devil?
DM: Depends on your Athletics check.
M: Alright... 32.
DM: You throw yourself down and grab onto a leg. Make a saving throw.
M: It's an 18 on the die.
DM: *rolls* Your save is to hang on as the devil lunges away, and you succeed. Its save is to have its leg remain attached... and it fails. It staggers away, slower than before.
M: Aww!
DM: You are left clutching a leg made up partly of feline bones and partly of equine.
M: I wave it over my head. "What do I do with this??"
Adam (playing Billie): I'm going to make a Diplomacy check. "You're not getting away! Give this up before we dismantle you bone by bone."
Meet Marcus Delrose, a barbarian, able to draw strength from his bottomless reserves of unbridled rage, he set out in the world to find a way to soothe his anger but instead he found away to harness it, so much so that he caught the eye of a god of wrath and war, through his guidance he developed divine powers associated with his anger, now he aims his power and rage towards those that would do others harm
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Have y'all seen the secret message in the McDonald's drive through menu yet? I have. There are like 5 of them and they are all pieces of a fast food Exodia. Did you know that the Rick and Morty sauce for the nuggies was an op by the CIA to discredit Bernie Sanders? How do I know this? Well let me ask you this! Do you know how the rear end on a Positrac™ Plymouth works? Because I sure do. It works like JG WENTWORTH 877 cash now my dudes.
Have you ever considered that this is all there is? Have you? It's got a booty that's twice as nice and little toes like candy, but despite my predilections, I'd rather not be a xenomorph broodthing. No, that honour will be reserved for Lolth and Lolth alone. I kinda wanna bump uglies with the baphomet though. That sexy goat has fantastic they/them bonafides and that would be pert'near't perfection.
I saw you interacting with one of my posts and I really like your blog so far (I have a bunch of still WIP worldbuilding ideas) so I'm going to try the "make a DnD character sheet out if my blog" thingy
Roll initiative!
Level 7 Teifling Circle of the Moon Druid
Proficient in Arcana and Perception to start. You gain Wild Shape, allowing you to take an animal form and Primal Strike which make your animal attacks magical. At fourth level you get the feat Infernal Constitution which make you resistant to cold and poison damage.
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