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#roman has never slept and he never will cuz ADVENTURE
delimeful · 4 years
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So during quarantine I've picked Minecraft back up and I'd like you to imagine LAMP playing: Patton wants to have EVERY animal as a pet, and gets sad whenever Logan kills one because "It's required for in-game survival, Patton". Roman wants to go on all of the adventures (and probably gets blown up multiple times). And Virgil just wants to get to the end to vibe with the Ender Dragon - cube anon
those four playing would be literally hilarious.
roman: okay what the heckity heck ect. is that thing!
logan: those are endermen. they do not like to be looked at.
patton: aww, it makes them anxious! look theyre even holding a cube!
roman: not to mention that gloomy aesthetic! matches our emo nightmare perfectly, wouldnt you say? *accidentally looks at an enderman for too long* wait where’d it gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
virgil: yeah i do tend to have that effect on people
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Finding Thomas -Part 1-
Summary: When 6 year old Thomas disappears, his two favorite toys, his guardian angel, and the monster in the closet set out to find and save him 
Ships: Platonic LAMP, with extra platonic Royality and Analogical Characters: Character Thomas, Patton, Roman, Logan, Virgil
Genre: (mostly) Fluff, toy sides 
Warnings (for the whole story): Sad Patton™️(with friends to comfort him), sad Roman, sides are scared of Virgil at first cuz he’s a “monster” but they start to get along, not beta read so typos
Word count: 1426
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Roman was off in his own world on the other side of that small door, leaving Patton and Logan alone in Thomas’ bedroom until he got home from school. Patton always wondered what Roman’s fantasy world was like. Logan must think about it too, but he didn’t seem to care about it as much. Patton was too scared to wander through that door anyway. It made Roman happy, that’s what mattered. Even if the rest of them didn’t understand it. 
Patton did everything he could to pass these times. He talked to Logan, bounced on the bed, talked to the other stuffed animals- although he was the only one besides Roman that was animate. He imagined one day one of them would wake up and come alive like he was. The new toy would want to be his friend. But Patton didn’t have much to complain about. He had Thomas and Roman and Logan and that’s all the friends he needed. He had known Thomas all his life. He was the first stuffed animal that Thomas had gotten when he was just a baby, and he never left his side. 
Patton was about the same size as Thomas when he was a baby. He was a big teddy bear with dark brown fur and a light brown sweater that him look like a different colored Winnie The Pooh. Golden glasses made of wire were attached to his ears and nose that didn’t have any glass in the lenses unlike Logan’s. 
Most of the time Patton wore his sweater around his shoulders like a cape. Something Roman suggested when the two of them were pretend battling monsters and Patton wanted to be a superhero with Roman. Roman was an acrobat, he climbed stacks of books and flipped off them, landing perfectly each time. Roman was really fast, which was the one power Roman and Patton both shared. Patton could run fast and reach high things since he was bigger than Roman, and he could lift heavy things like books and rocks. Neither of them had real powers, but Logan didn’t want to tell them that. He was the only one that knew both toys could move to begin with. 
Roman came about a year or two after he did. Roman was a small human looking doll a few inches shorter than Pat, made of soft fabric and hair made of brown and purple yarn. He dressed like a prince, because that’s what he was designed to be. He wore a soft white shirt with a red ribbon over his chest and tall boots made of leather. In his belt loop there was a tiny plastic sword he carried with him all the time, and didn’t go anywhere without it. When he got excited he liked to take out the sword and pretended to battle with it, climbing desk items and jumping off them to defeat the imaginary villain until he tired himself out and crashed on the ground.
He promised if anything happened to Patton or the others he would rescue them. He would be their knight in shining armor. Patton smiled at that memory.
Logan was a bit different. He was there before Patton was, which couldn’t be that long since Thomas was just born then. He was an adult human, dressed like a businessman, that looked like someone that would hang out with Thomas’ parents or teacher. He probably would if he wasn’t see-through. He didn’t talk at all at first, he just sat quietly and observed Thomas’ adventures, and eventually started talking to Thomas without acknowledging any of the others. When he wasn’t following Thomas he was sitting at his small desk writing in a ghost notebook that was only for him. Once he started talking to the toys he told Patton it was to keep track of Thomas’ adventures. How much Thomas played, ate, slept, and it kept track of when he got in trouble and ways to avoid it in the future. Like Roman’s door, the notebook was something that was none of Patton’s business, so he left it at that. That’s what made Logan happy. 
Logan later explained that he was Thomas’s guardian angel, and writing in that notebook was part of his job. It was Logan’s job to protect him, Roman’s job to play with him and keep him entertained when he didn’t have other friends to play with, and Patton’s job to keep him happy and calm. It was Patton’s job to comfort him, and share hugs when he was too scared to sleep at night. It was the best job a bear could wish for. 
What scared Thomas most at night was the monster in the closet. No one has seen them except Roman, but everyone knew he was there. Logan had Thomas ask his parents to put a night light in there so the monster would be too scared to come out. Roman described a big monster, with sharp teeth and horns and bat wings. Roman was too small to defeat that monster on his own, so he ran away. No one knew his name, so everyone called him The Monster. Patton would always be there to protect Thomas from The Monster. 
Patton hated waiting for Thomas to get home. He could be patient for his friend to return, but only for so long. Thomas got home at 4:15, so he should be home any minute now. Patton looked out the window waiting for the bus to be parked outside his driveway with kids stepping out of it- one of those kids being Thomas. When that happened he would run to the bed where he last left Patton then lay down and freeze. He couldn’t move around Thomas, but he wished he could. If toys on TV could then Patton should be able to as well, but it didn’t work like that. Patton and Roman both had to stay still when people were around. 
The bus came, and kids started stepping off, but Thomas didn’t. Patton scanned the group of toddlers looking for his friend. There was the kid that screamed too loud, the curly haired girl, the red head boy, even the girl that Thomas usually walked home with, but no Thomas. Patton wanted to scream in confusion and frustration. This didn’t make any sense. 
Patton ran over to the bedroom door and jumped to reach the doorknob, then climbed the dresser to do the same thing but with a better chance of reaching it. Maybe Thomas was already home. Maybe he had to see the doctor during school and couldn’t ride the bus home. But then he would have taken Patton with him. That didn’t make any sense. 
With no luck of opening the door he ran over to the door between Thomas’ bedroom and Roman’s imagination to get Roman’s attention. Roman could know what to do. Before he could reach the door Logan rested his hand on Patton’s shoulder to try and calm him down. 
“Patton!” Patton stopped trying to run. “Patton, what’s wrong?” 
Logan’s voice was calming. So much that it made all of Patton’s panic go away and left him trying to catch his breath from all the running and jumping. 
“Thomas… Thomas is gone. He’s not on the bus.” 
That wasn’t in Logan’s planner. According to the notebook Thomas should be on the bus ready to come home with a snack waiting for him in the kitchen. 
“Oh…” 
“Thomas is gone!” Patton yelled again. “We need to find Roman and go and look for him.” 
“Slow down…” Logan crouched down to as close to Patton’s level as he could get. “When was the last time you saw him?” 
“Umm, this morning. When he was getting ready for school. He got on the bus.” 
“Okay…” Logan was in deep thought now, trying to figure out what to do. “Let’s find Roman. We can work this out but we have to stay calm, okay?” 
Patton nodded, then went over to Roman’s door to find him. Patton had to squeeze to fit through the dollhouse size hole to get through, but once he made it he found all of the work was worth it. Roman’s world was beautiful. Tall trees surrounded him each of them with birds and squirrels and other woodland creatures. There was a long path with red tiles leading up to the door he just came though, but he didn’t find Roman on that path. Patton started down the road to find him friend and tell him what was happening.
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Relationship Tag - Dorian x Da’Fen
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? Da’Fen, but he raises his voice whether he’s happy or angry. Dorian prefers to get quiet. Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Neither, because they feel it is an “unworthy” threat to make  Who actually keeps their word and leaves? N/A  Do either of them get physical? If really pressed, Dorian may grab at his own hair or grab Da’Fen by the arm, but other than that, no.  How often do they argue/disagree? Rarely  Who is the first to apologise? Dorian, but that’s because he says it immediately after stepping out of line. He’s conscientious of himself and his more venomous side and tries not to let it touch Da’Fen if at all possible.
Sex:
Who is on top? I headcanon Dorian as a vers, but with Da’Fen he’s a top 90% of the time  Who is on the bottom? Da’Fen is an enthusiastic bottom.  Who has the strangest desires? Da’Fen is really fixated on Dorian’s nipples for some reason. He likes to suckle them long enough for it to seem a bit obsessive, like “Okay, darling? As far as I’m aware, I haven’t begun lactating. Could you j-u-u-u-s-t --” *pries Da’Fen’s head from chest with a POP* “--Ah! There we are.”  Any kinks? Dorian mentioned in-game that he looks good in rope, so there’s that...Both are really into praise kink, whether it’s themselves or each other. Da’Fen loves/hates tease & denial. Dorian likes making Da’Fen beg and overstimulating him. Dorian also likes worshipping Da’Fen’s body because he is a lithe little thing reminiscent of the nude busts found in Tevinter (Roman youth sculpture reference!)  Who’s dominant in bed? Dorian  Is head ever in the equation? Almost always  If so, who is better at performing it? Dorian, only because of age and practice. Da’Fen has so much fun he often ends up giggling and has to stop.  Ever had sex in public? No. Dorian doesn’t want to ruin Da’Fen’s reputation any more than he has.  Who moans the most? Da’Fen.  Who leaves the most marks? Dorian  Who screams the loudest? Da’Fen  Who is the more experienced of the two? Dorian by far  Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Da’Fen views all sex with Dorian as making love but for Dorian himself he is coming to terms with the fact that this relationship with Da’Fen is different from what ever affairs he managed to snag in bath houses and taverns as a young man  Rough or soft? Da’Fen allows Dorian to pound him into the mattress once in awhile because “primal” is usually what Dorian wants, but Dorian understands that Da’Fen is a bit more delicate and needs something a bit more … touchy-feely. He’s totally fine with supplying that, and he likes being able to love a lover in all the ways that word entails.  How long do they usually last? Foreplay varies between just a few kisses and lube to really drawing it out – 5 – 20 minutes.    Is protection used? No. Shame shame shame.  Does it ever get boring? Da’Fen treats every round of sex like a new adventure so even the most tried and true maneuvers and techniques are still made fresh with Da’Fen’s bright eyes and eagerness.  Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? A small nook in the Archives, if it was at all possible.
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? Da’Fen so so so so much.  Who is the little spoon? Da’Fen. Yes, I hug you and now you must cuddle ME in return.  Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Dorian, honestly.  Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  Da’Fen. He must. Hug. Everyone.  How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Da’Fen can cuddle indefinitely. Dorian can go for an hour or so and then needs to move around.  Who gives the most kisses? Da’Fen gives the most friendly kisses. Dorian gives the most loving, deeply emotional kisses.  What is their favourite non-sexual activity? For Da’Fen it’s hunting and exploring the forest. For Dorian it’s research and drinking.  Where is their favourite place to cuddle? For Dorian it’s in bed, naturally. For Da’Fen it’s literally any place where there’s a warm body.  Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?  Dorian, but he does it discreetly
Sleeping:
Who snores? Dorian, but only if he’s drunk a lot that night.  Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Da’Fen can’t conceive of sleeping alone. He has always slept with someone, whether his mother or another clan member, very close by. If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Da’Fen is glued to Dorian like a koala
Who talks in their sleep? Da’Fen. It never used to happen but ever since he and Solas gained a connection in the Fade, snippets of their conversations can be heard spoken by Da’Fen in the waking world.  What do they wear to bed? Dorian goes nude in the summer time or wears a tunic in winter. Da’Fen wears a makeshift fundoshi sort of deal. Dorian was floored to learn it was in fact his sleepwear and not some gimmick to try to seduce him.  Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? The day Dorian doesn’t wrap his arms around Da’Fen to hold him close while they sleep is the day Da’Fen figures they’ve stopped loving each other.  Who wakes up with bed hair? Dorian. It’s always styled before breakfast, though.  Who wakes up first? Depends. Da’Fen is used to waking up at 5 AM (7 AM at the latest) to help his clan with chores and that didn’t stop when he became part of the Inquisition. But since becoming Inquisitor he’s had some run-ins with some dangerous and harmful entities that have put him to sleep on numerous occasions. Essentially, unless it knocks him out cold and puts him out of commission, he is getting up before Dorian.  Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Da’Fen tries his best.  What is their favourite sleeping position? On their own: Da’Fen sleeps on his side hugging a pillow. Dorian sleeps on his stomach with his arms bent upwards.  Who hogs the sheets? Da’Fen  Who has nightmares? Dorian sometimes has recurring dreams of that night he left his family estate. He also has dreams of Da’Fen becoming seriously injured and being helpless to stop it.  Who has ridiculous dreams? Da’Fen dreams up a lot of weird shit, mostly harmless, but very bizarre in trying to explain it.  Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  Dorian, sometimes.  Who makes the bed? Neither, but if it has to be done, then both will make it because they figure that holding each other accountable is better than holding one person to do the job.  What time is bed time? 11 PM, but for Dorian it could be 2 AM  Any routines/rituals before bed? Teeth brushing, Da’Fen writing down any lingering thoughts he has that ‘can be answered tomorrow, amatus—please, come to bed’ just so he won’t forget them.  Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Dorian, especially if it’s before 10 AM (which it always is)
Home:
Who does the washing? Da’Fen for his own clothes (out of habit). Dorian has a maid do his clothes cuz Da’Fen still doesn’t quite understand “dry clean only”  Who takes out the trash? Da’Fen  Who does the ironing? Da’Fen: ??? You just let it dry and put it on? Dorian: Maid  Who does the cooking? Da’Fen  Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Da’Fen  Who is messier?  Da’Fen  Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Da’Fen  Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Da’Fen  Who forgets to flush the toilet? Da’Fen  Who is the prankster around the house? Da’Fen  Who does the groceries? Both of them together. They know what they themselves want to eat and they always only remember their half of the shopping list.  Who takes the longest to shower? Dorian. Double time if Da’Fen decides to hop in.  Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Dorian. Gotta make that hair look luscious.
Miscellaneous:
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Dorian drinks, researches, attends get-togethers with his fellow snobs, listens to Classical, Disco, and Salsa records. Da’Fen is somewhere in the brush climbing trees or anything climbable or visiting family out in the boonies.  Who spends the most money when out shopping? Dorian. He has very expensive tastes  Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Dorian (purposely), Da’Fen (innocently)  Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Dorian  Any mental issues? Dorian is a borderline alcoholic. Da’Fen has major ADD  Who’s terrified of bugs? Neither are terrified, but Dorian is a bit more unnerved by large ones. Da’Fen just thinks they’re interesting.  Who kills the spiders around the house? Dorian kills them, Da’Fen sets them free outside  Their favourite place? One of the numerous cafes in Val Royeaux  Do they have any fears for their future? Dorian wants the relationship to last forever and fears it’s just a temporary thing. Da’Fen worries about Dorian worrying.  Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Dorian  Who uses up all of the hot water? Dorian  Who’s the tallest? Dorian  Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Da’Fen  Who wanders around in their underwear? Dorian rarely wears it except when he knows company is around. Da’Fen spends the first hour of the day making multiple trips everywhere trying to get ready, putting pants on last cuz he always forgets those.  Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Da’Fen  What do they tease each other about? Da’Fen teases Dorian about worrying about things like his hair and clothes not looking right. Dorian teases Da’Fen about being a baby because he’s much shorter, younger, and childish than him  Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Dorian does not understand Da’Fen’s insistence on “comfort over couture.” Excuse me, what?  Do they have mutual friends? Both consider Sera to be mutual friends.  Who crushed first? Dorian  Any alcohol or substance related problems? Dorian has a problem with alcohol. He’s a functioning borderline alcoholic, the kind that is acceptable and expected in high society, but when he’s depressed he really lets himself go.  Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Dorian  Who swears the most? Dorian. Da’Fen can swear, it’s just he doesn’t feel the need to.
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