#roman incorrect quotes

[therealashpollo]

Employee: You’re ten dollars short

Virgil: Who you calling short??!!!!?!?!?!?!

Patton, sobbing: don’t call my bro short

Janus:*drinking his 45th cup of coffee since they came to the mall*

Remus: *eating clothes off the racks*

Roman: *trying to convince the manager to fire the employee*

Logan: *googling “how to unadopt kids I never adopted”*

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #sanders sides text post #virgil sanders #logan sanders #ts virgil #incorrect logan #incorrect virgil #patton sanders #incorrect patton #incorrect remus sanders #remus sanders #deceit sanders #incorrect deceit #janus sanders #roman sanders #roman incorrect quotes #incorrect roman

[theaceofarrows]

Bruce: Damian, don't you think that maybe you should make some friends outside of being Robin? Like some friends at school?

Damian: You want me to have friends? The very thing that killed Julius Caesar? I think not

[Dick, Jason, and Tim, all hysterically laughing]

#bruce wayne #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batdad #batboys #batbros #batfamily #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #ides of march #julius caesar #pot calling the kettle black #damian is more likely to pull a roman senator anyway

[jamespotterbbg]

my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.

#my roman empire #roman empire #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #marauders fandom #harry potter fandom #harry potter #hp fandom #3rd book #prisoner of azkaban #incorrect marauders quotes #remus loves sirius #remus lupin #sirius being sirius #sirius black #remus x sirius #sirius orion black #black brothers #cute wolfstar #wolfstar #wolfstar angst #gary oldman #david thewlis #wolfstar is canon #dead wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards

[incorrectbatfam]

Black Mask: Any last words?

Jason: I miss Macaulay Culkin.

Dick: Tell Oracle I love her.

Jason: Sure, make me look like an asshole.

#source: wynonna earp #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #barbara gordon #oracle #roman sionis #black mask #gotham rogues #dickbabs #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batgirls #batman family #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc villains #dc comics #tw swearing

[cod-dump]

Ghost: How many kids do you have?

Graves: I don’t have any-

Ghost, looking at the several Shadows behind Graves: Fuck- You got pregnant that many times??

Graves:

Graves: *stares blankly at Ghost, mouth hanging open with only a broken, very confused noise coming out*

Shadow 10: Holy shit- The Ghost broke the Commander

Shadow 13: WHEN DID HE GIVE BIRTH TO ME??

#call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #simon ghost riley #shadow company #shadow 10 roman rogers #shadow 13 leon adams #incorrect quotes

[cr33p5]

this was funnier in my head

#thomassanders #thomas sanders fanart #sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #roman sanders #roman sanders fanart #virgil sanders #virgil sanders fanart #prinxiety #prinxiety fanart #sanders sides memes #sanders sides incorrect quotes #shitpost #shitposting #memes #meme drawing #my art

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2587

Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)

#sanders sides #incorrect quotes #thomas sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #marks and rec misc #source: tumblr #source: unknown #bee movie

[lyrichi]

mc: where were you during 9/11

solomon: banging your mother

mc: no you weren't

solomon: how would you know? you weren't born before 9/11

mc: that's besides the point

#imagine going up to this scumbag and just asking #where were you when the Roman Empire fell? 🥺 #like #dawg idk #abyway #no I want born before 9/11 #😼 #alright fuckers #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me solomon #yeah

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

#sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #roman sanders #ts roman

[mrsrookhunt]

Imagine if you ask the magic mirror again and it gives you a dorm this time. How the dorm leaders + the poor unfortunate souls underneath them react

Magic Mirror: This soul now has a place within this world. Your dorm is..

Heartslabyul

*happy sobbing from some, unhappy from others* *COUGH, riddle*

Savanaclaw

*unhappy sobbing in, will never be sleeping again*

Octavinelle

*unhappy sobbing, wiping away tears with money*

Scarabia

*JOYOUS SOBBING*

Pomefiore

*Vil is throwing up* *Rook is about to faint*

Ignihyde

*mute button is off* NO GOD PLEASE NO OH PLEASE GOD NO

Diasomnia

*INHUMAN SCREECHES OF JOY* CHILD OF MAN------ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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#i will not be explaining further #bonus sebek is ripping his shirt off in agony like a bad roman empire drama #Yuu is way more trouble than theyre worth #crowley is just happy he doesnt have to keep paying Ramshackle's electric bill #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland headcannon #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasomnia #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia #rook hunt #twst x reader #disney twst #character imagines #twisted wonderland x yuu

[spookyghostbunny]

Some random interview demon: What's your biggest regret?

Everyone in the hotel: Angering Charlie.

Charlie: Aww.... Wait what?

#roman says things #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel nifty #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel husk #husk #angel dust #alastor #charlie morningstar #vaggie #sir pentious #nifty #hazbin hotel shitpost #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #this was funnier in my head

[molt3ngold]

#incorrect quotes #incorrect quotations #Roman roy #succession #kieran culkin

[meditando-en-paris]

Remember, remember...

#julius caesar #caesar #the ides of march #idus de marzo #julio cesar #roman empire #imperio romano #not incorrect quotes #march #rome #brutus #roma #march15 #ides of march

[logan-the-artist]

i cant stop drawing incorrect quotes

based on this post

#my art #drawing #art #sketch #sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #log’s art #virgil sanders #ts virgil #roman sanders sides #roman sanders #tss roman #ts roman #tss virgil #virgil sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Roman *answering the phone*: hello?

Kidnapper: we have your brother

Roman: you don’t have /him/, /he/ has /you/

Roman: buh-bye now *hangs up*

Janus: what was that about?

Roman: Remus made some new friends

Janus *shaking his head*: god rest their souls

#sanders sides #ts sanders sides #roman sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders #incorrect sanders sides quotes #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect sander sides #creativitwins

[cod-dump]

Shadow 10: Are the Ghost and Captain Price related?

Soap: … why?

Shadow 10: They both have excellent asses so I’m wondering if it’s genetic

Soap:

Soap: Please, why would you do that to me? I'm going to have to stare at Price's ass now

Shadow 10: You're welcome, it's a nice ass

#call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #shadow 10 roman rogers #john price #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes #shadow company