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cicerenella · 5 months
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two losers get it on😍
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mpregfrance · 5 months
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APH South Italy/Romano Headcanons 🇮🇹
(SFW, Spamano/RomaSpa centric)
He wears a lot of jewelry, but it's classy never flashy. Several rings, one of which is engraved with an 'A' for Antonio. Usually wearing at least a solid gold chain and a crucifix.
He's very Catholic, in a uniquely Italian way (iykyk i cannot elaborate)
He smokes like a chimney, high quality cigars and cheap cigarettes. If you ask him to put it out he will blow it right at you. This is on top of heavy cologne (Versace Eros) so you can smell him from a mile away.
Certified Short King™, maybe around 5'7? I can see him with almost any sort of physique, that being said I don't think he's a twink, he at least has some wiry strength. He's lean but solidly built, maybe even has some pudge esp as he ages?
He's very warm toned. His skin is a light olive, not pale yet not quite bronze. He tans well but isn't tan all year round. Honestly he probably uses tanning beds during winter lmao
He's got a fair amount of body hair and often leaves his shirts unbuttoned to display this, intentionally or not. He's a sharp dresser when out in public, but at home he sits around in sweat stained tanks and boxers.
He loves his red wine, and apertifs. Grappa or Sambuca for something a stronger. Doesn't mind the taste of hard liquor at all. Definitely holds his alcohol better than his brother or Antonio.
Loves sailing and yachting, leisure sports. Has a bit of a gambling habit. Not to a destructive point, just in good fun.
When he's in a good mood he hums to himself and you might even catch him singing if he thinks he's alone.
Dances to Dean Martin in the kitchen with Antonio. He actually likes cooking together. Normally he'd be the type of person to hate others in his space while doing something, but Toni is an equally talented chef so he allows it.
Makes a big pot of sauce and polpette on Sundays. Italians will know. Eats wayyyy too much meat than is healthy. You can pry his salumi out of his cold dead hands.
He's sensitive and not always rational - the type to make mountains out of molehills and deflect real issues with humour. Explosive temper. Born to argue. Quick to throw insults (and hands). Just as quick to forgive and forget. If he holds a grudge you really fucked up.
If he likes you, he'll tease you and call you names. If he doesn't, he won't bother to talk to you much. He likes to fuck with people to an extent but has little patience for unnecessary conversation.
He can be extremely condescending; and to Tonio exclusively, extremely sweet. He's a smooth talker and romantic when he feels like it, laying on the pet names and sweet nothings, especially when he wants something in return.
He's honest and loyal, but generally a very private person. It's difficult to earn his trust and get on his good side but once you have it you're one of the lucky few. He's hospitable and generous and often does that for show. Loves to give meaningful and lavish gifts. If he cares about someone not only will they be spoiled in a material sense, but he'll do favors for them to make their life easier.
(note: this might be controversial re; accuracy but i don't actually have beef with his canon human name. 'lovino isn't a real name' well yes and no. it's not common or representative. but there's so much variety in italian naming that it certainly could be a first name. according to forebears there are 259 ppl named lovino on record but only 9 are in italy lol. or u could just call him ~romano~ which is a more popular human first name. i kinda like lovino, its unique.)
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bombadilberry · 4 months
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Grandpa Roma calling Antonio a soft boy
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mr-spain · 3 months
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¡¡vivan los novios 🎆!!
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myhetaliaask · 2 months
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HETALIA FAIRYTALE'S
so I got bored and I decided I'm going to write a series of hetalia fairytale storys with my favorite hetalia ships! There not out yet but there going to be published in this order!!
Cinderella (romaspa)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54229333
Alice and the wonderland (Fruk)
Beauty and the beast (rusamechu)
snow white and the seven dwarves (auspru)
sleeping beauty (gerita)
the little mermaid (romaspa/spamano)
And I'm going to make more but their going to be polls because I can't decided LMAO
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franciskirkland · 3 months
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Who are your most close and not so close friends? So you have any animosity with someone?
Bon matin, cheri!
My closest friends are Gilbert, Antonio, and Feliciano. I've known them for ages, and we're all interconnected like one big family 🥰
Antonio is married to Feliciano's brother, Lovino; and Feli is married to Gilbert's brother Ludwig! I do not think Lovino is my biggest fan, but he's quite the grump, so I try not to take it personally. He and Arthur get along, as do Arthur and Ludwig, they're good pals!
I wouldn't say there's any animosity coming from me towards anyone, as long as Arthur agrees, everyone is welcome in our home! 💗
There is one person with whom the relationship is somewhat complicated, though I wouldn't want to say strained. Gilbert's husband Roderich, who also happens to be Antonio's ex.
I will admit even I think he is handsome, witty, and talented - just not my type. He can be a bit stuck up and uptight, he thinks everyone is jealous of him and that he is above the rest of us, so he doesn't spend much time socializing with the group. It's a shame, he is one of us!
I actually think Roderich and I have some things in common, we're both pretty and we share many interests, but he is not as carefree and relaxed as me. If he were, we'd be better friends. Gilbert just needs to screw that stick out of his arse a little harder 🤭
Bisettes,
- François 😘🌹💖
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pom0dorini · 2 years
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no thoughts head empty only spamano
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lordofspamano · 11 months
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I suck at lineart but here I go... 
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mustela28nivalis · 1 year
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ao3feed-spamano · 1 year
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Heavenly Wine and Roses
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/kvlgKf1
by RockabillyRose
On the way to church on Good Friday, Arthur and Francis find themselves in a devastating argument. Friends offer support, and faith provides comfort.
(FACESS family, Francis-centric with a side of Spamano, GerIta mentioned)
Words: 4660, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M, Other
Relationships: England/France (Hetalia), South Italy/Spain (Hetalia), Germany/North Italy (Hetalia), FACE Family - Relationship
Additional Tags: FrUK, ukfr - Freeform, spamano - Freeform, RomaSpa, gerita - Freeform, Catholicism, Easter, Good Friday, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Blasphemy, Alternate Universe - Human, Human AU, Religion, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, FACE Family, FACESS Family, Papa France (Hetalia), Bottom France (Hetalia), Top England (Hetalia), There's no smut (yet...), Angst with a Happy Ending, Holidays, Lent
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/kvlgKf1
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obi-pap · 3 years
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The model au no one asked for 
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potsu-potsu-para · 4 years
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ik ik, hetalia is dead, but!! redraw of my old artwork!!! what a cute boi
i might do a series of these as i have a lot of random sketches for my spamano male revue au ;0c
think full monty in terms of a sweet story, plus a little bit of Magic Mike in terms of glam, but Way More Gay ™
i may or may not have a blog dedicated to the aesthetic of this au lol
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mpregfrance · 5 months
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i saw you say that you’re take on spamano diverts from canon and honestly i’d love to know more about it, i feel like most spamano shippers do this and i love hearing all takes because i feel like they’re all interesting! and i love them so so much!! do you have any hc’s that you think are unpopular with the fandom?? or do you like they way spamano is represented for the most part??
Hi! Thanks so much for the ask 💕 If you're the same anon who sent the last one I'm working on it. To answer honestly, I don't interact with Spamano fanwork enough to know what is and isn't popular or accepted as fanon these days.
But I'll hesitantly say that no, I think my views on this ship differ from that of the fandom status quo, as they usually do. I don't say this for the sake of being edgy or a need to always play contrarian, but bc I have a unique perspective.
Disclaimer; long post ahead. my opinion was asked for and you're about to receive it. Everything stated is opinion and I'm not discrediting alternate headcanons.
So I'll start by saying I'm not an expert on Spain's history or characterization. I have mentioned this before but the way Himaruya chose to portray him is a bit odd to me. Then again, Hetalia nations aren't really direct representations of their government, but instead stereotypes of their people. If everyone was accurate they'd all be unsympathetic assholes.
Spain as an empire was once a ruthless colonial force, and as a nation in more recent centuries they have a history of fascist rule, violent uprising and general civil discord.
Spain as a character is a sunny, bubbly himbo after he lost his reputation as a global power. I think he has a tendency to downplay the harm he's caused in the past and manipulate others into viewing him as a shiny happy goofy airhead.
Don't get me wrong, I think Antonio is adorable. He's cute, right? Dude's main personality trait is having a GREAT ASS 🍑 and liking tomates 🍅 He loves to cook and dance and do fuck all. The Hetalia wiki describes him as a, quote, 'cheerful country bumpkin' and honestly, let's go with that for the sake of his personhood?
This is why I like human AU. I enjoy reading historical Hetalia, but writing it isn't for me. As a creative, I don't want to operate within the limits of real world events and not gonna lie I prefer writing them as people!! And that's where I exercise some divergence from canon.
So obviously there's the dynamic of boss and his underling that existed when Romano was young. We can't entirely ignore that that arc exists and is part of his character development, but when Romano grows up I don't see them that way, and there's no denying their romantic potential.
I hear, and understand the common criticisms of Spamano. I don't view them as related, and Romano is not Spain's territory anymore. To me it's fair game. Hetalia is complicated bc well... these nation-beings are hundreds of years old, therefore the case for morality in shipping isn't black and white.
Personally I don't believe any ship is 'too problematic' to exist. I'm of the opinion that we can explore just about any dynamic in fiction as long as we do it mindfully. I'm a multishipper, these characters are all so versatile.
This might sound silly to say about an anime character but my analysis of Romano's personality is more in depth. As someone of Italian descent I recognize his stereotypical traits; and feel pretty strongly about his mischaracterization.
For one, he has a small dog Napoleon complex and that's a big thing for Italian guys (more on that later)
In canon (i.e. world history and Hetalia itself) when Romano was young, Spain did spend a lot of money protecting and defending him. Now as an adult he feels guilty, like he has an obligation to him, and he doesn't want to be seen as weak, reliant or incapable ever again. I don't think he'd allow himself to be dominated, in any way, or even want to be.
Here's an unpopular opinion; he is very masculine, but I think people have a hard time comprehending what constitutes masculinity.
And I'm not saying Antonio is therefore feminine. They're both cis men to me, and switch in the bedroom, but I will admit I prefer Lovino as the generally more dominant partner - in a physical and hierarchical sense.
Ultimately I don't think they box themselves into heteronormative roles all too much. Maybe for funsies, because Lovino likes feeling needed and Antonio to me doesn't have the discipline it takes to wear the proverbial pants in the relationship.
In a comic strip, Spain proposed to Romano when same-sex marriage became legal, and he basically said yes as long as you cook for me?? They're husbands!! It's canon 😎
It's a bit hard to explain, but in my perspective, Lovino would protect and cherish Antonio like a man would his 'wife'. He's his Carino. His Tesoro. His Amorino. Toni might be taller than him, but he's always talking to him like a child - mostly affectionately, but we've seen otherwise.
One of my favourite Romano lines is from the April Fools episode, "No talking to me when you look stupid", that to me is a defining moment of their relationship 💖💖💖
So anyway, this attitude of his brings me to the topic of Maschismo. If you're not familiar with that term, it's a performative, arrogant, and fragile brand of toxic masculinity that's prevalent in men of Mediterranean and Latin American descent. Any man can be machismo but the term is associated with these cultures.
(Again I'm of Mediterranean descent, I have lived experience with this, please don't think I'm racist and if that's legitimately your takeaway you have the reading comprehension of a sea cucumber)
In machismo society, men are discouraged from showing any emotion except anger. They're expected to be strong, and are extremely affected by any implication of personal failure, or threat to their (imagined) role as top dog. When something upsets them, aggression is the default response.
Men affected by machismo are often possessive, competitive, and motivated by material success; because there's an expectation to provide for - and honor - your family. They will often talk over women, objectify or ignore them completely, like second class citizens.
Whether this was a conscious intention or not, Hima actually does a great job at displaying Romano as a machismo poster boy. He's simultaneously expressive and repressed. He's stubborn, defensive and argumentative, and if that doesn't say Italian dad to you then you're probably a WASP /hj
What the fandom might see as a little tsundere uke, I see as machismo tough guy. He's not soft, that's the thing, but he deserves space to be soft because so does everyone. Maybe Antonio does bring that out in him. But it's not easy and it's not for anyone else to see. He pretends to hate when Toni calls him cute because he doesn't allow himself to feel appreciated on that level. He actually has a deep, unspoken respect for Antonio. It's just easier to tease him.
And he actually does care. He just does it in a way that isn't instantly recognisable as caring because it's not 'gentle'. He's jealous of Feliciano because he's the 'nice' brother. He's concerned for Feli when others mistreat him. That concern and protectiveness translates into condescension and ironically, distancing.
Sorry for going so in depth on what is essentially old man land mass yaoi, if you've read this far thank you and congratulations I guess.
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bombadilberry · 1 month
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so for Romespa (Ancient Rome/Spain) I imagine that Antonio would — in any AU — be very much in love with Romano still, but they have this slow burn going on and Grandpa Roma, being the bi-icon he is (and looking like Romano, just a lot older) notices Antonio grows very touch starved, and he offers to fill that void in his soon to be son-in-law and show the Spaniard how rebellious youngsters like him were treated back in the days :)
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laurastuckinhell · 4 years
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Are people still interested in spamano fanfic masterlists because I wrote down every single fic I’ve read since ninth grade and I got some good ones.
Update 04/27/2020: you can find it here
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crispyliza · 6 years
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Romano: Fuck, I broke my arm!
Spain:*comes running* Don’t worry, I’m a doctor! Are you sexually active?
Romano: Wtf does this have to do with anything???
Spain: Idk I just thought you were cute
Romano: …awww
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