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#ron weasley incorrect quotes
orphicmortala · 5 months
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Y/N: I guess I just never think of money as an issue.
Ron: That's because you have it.
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Ron: Are you a witch or not?
Hermione: Not really! I've only known magic existed for a year
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Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex
Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to
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daddiesdrarryy · 20 days
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Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?
Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous
Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!
*later*
Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?
Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?
Hermione: …
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hxuse-xf-black · 5 months
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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.
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Hermione: Do you know what bees make?
Ron: Honey?
Hermione: Yes dear?
[Harry turns to Draco]
Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?
Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.
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overheard-at-hogwarts · 11 months
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Fred: You've come to the right people.
Ron: Uh, we didn't come to you at all.
Ginny: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking...
George: There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed us. Fortunately, the walls are thin.
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looopylupin · 1 year
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mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma
harry: thank you
mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing
harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny
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crackishincorrecthp · 5 months
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Hermione: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Hermione: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARRY WITH ME Ginny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now Draco: No, no, it's getting really entertaining now! Pansy: I never thought Hermione would be that competitive! Luna: I always thought Ron would be the one to get Harry in the divorce Harry: Hermione is scarier, she would definitely get me in the divorce
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punkharryp0tt3r · 4 months
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Ron, drunk: I’m in love with Harry Potter
Ron, drunk: Like he’s just so cute, and amazing, and kind, and funny
Ron, drunk: But you won’t tell him right?
Harry, who is carrying him home: ……I swear I won’t.
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blackbirdi · 23 days
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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #8
Harry: *Drunk* Hermione ... Ron told me a secret and I can't keep it to myself any longer, but you can't tell him that I told you.
Hermione: ... Okay?
Harry: Ron has a crush on you.
Hermione:
Hermione: When did he tell you that?
Harry: *Counting on his fingers* In the Third Year.
Hermione: *Running her hands through Ron's hair, who drunkenly fell asleep in her lap, and who she's been dating for the past three years* I promise you, Harry, I won't tell a soul.
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orphicmortala · 5 months
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Y/N: You know Ron, your name makes no sense. Like I feel something is 'Ron' with your name.
[Ron storms out]
Ron: From now on, I have no first name.
Y/N: So, you're just a weasel?
Ron, huffing: I have no name.
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ron weasley was defo a gryffindor bc he had the nerve and audacity
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*Harry and Ron arguing*
Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses
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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months
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Ron: What are you doing, Harry?
Harry: I’m trying to make Amortentia but I keep getting it wrong! I don’t know what I’m doing wrong but it keeps smelling like Malfoy
Ron: …what?
Harry: Yeah! Like hair gel, the kind he always uses. And his cologne, the new one, not the old one he used for the first three years in Hogwarts. And green apples, because it’s his favourite fruit. But it doesn’t matter! Because it’s wrong, it’s not supposed to smell like Malfoy, right?
Ron: Boy, do I have news for you, Harry
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marauderenergy · 1 year
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Voldemort: *fires a spell at Harry and misses*
Harry: strike one
Voldemort, firing another spell: that’s not how this works!
Harry: strike two! One more and you’re out
Voldemort, under his breath: fuck
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