Snake people, or “Sneople” do not exist, and it is the continued position of Beach City Officials that any sightings, contact, or other incidents are the result of hoaxes or infectious paranoia. If you or someone you love believes they have come into contact with Sneople, please send a report to the office of Mayor Pizza, so that it can be properly shredded.
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one summer evening me and @how-very-salty made a Steven Universe au in Danganronpa setting. i guess we called it Danganverse? anyway, i finally drew some character sprites, so let me introduce the main cast.
should i make an ask blog?
[ Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 ]
Lars Barriga. Ultimate baker.
local loser.
prickly, gloomy and unsociable.
the only two people he kinda trusts is Sadie and Ronaldo. still doesn't consider them friends.
well, he actually has some good friends online. but they live very far away.
trying to act like he has no hobbies or interests, but in fact obsessed with space.
starts speaking Tagalog when he's really upset, angry or excited.
he and Buck once were best friends, but something went wrong. Lars has no idea what, tho.
plays piano. it’s the only thing his parents insisted on learning.
Sadie Miller. Ultimate scriptwriter.
very insightful.
basically non-conflicting person, always trying to find compromise.
took hundreds of classes from drawing to boxing.
doesn’t like spicy food.
wants to be a singer, but too shy to sing in public.
likes to write scripts for horror films and thrillers.
Ronaldo Fryman. Ultimate conspiracy theorist.
is right more often than everyone thinks.
ridiculously smart actually, but his obsession with conspirology makes a bad impression on people.
truly considers Lars and Sadie his best friends.
has a girlfriend. very real girlfriend.
hates anime and manga?
adores rats, because they’re the smartest animals.
only eats junk food.
Buck Dewey. Ultimate popular guy.
the second person in class after Garnet. his talent also makes him sort of a leader.
always calm and collected. on the outside at least.
better not ask him about Lars.
half Japanese. fluent in both Japanese and English.
actually gay, but has to hide it for various reasons.
has a super secret crush on guess who.
his dream is to go to medical school. but his dad wants him to follow his steps.
cares a lot for Jenny and Sour Cream.
Jenny Pizza. Ultimate designer.
bitchy.
problem child.
she’s dating Buck, but actually likes him more as a friend.
in love with Sour Cream since high school.
her twin sister Kiki is her muse and favorite model. she says it's like making clothes for herself but even better.
hates the smell of pizza.
Sour Cream. Ultimate DJ.
kinda aloof, head in the clouds.
madly in love with Jenny, but stood aside when Buck asked her out, believing that he is better for her.
has a lot of daddy issues.
lactose intolerant and has other various food allergies.
knows sign language.
adores his little stepbrother Onion. at the same time believes he's a Satan himself.
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I forgot how absolutely unhinged Keep Beach City Weird was. Like:
"Oh, Steven. Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control." ☠️
"Snake men are real, and we're puppeting the gov’ment!" Steven, the cutest little snerson in existence. I say we let him puppet the gov'ment...as a treat
Ronaldo knocked Steven out with a potato?? And KIDNAPPED him???
And then the gems beat the shit out of him without even trying. What did he think would happen?
I especially enjoyed when Garnet dropped a whole barrel on him
And then he name dropped the Great Diamond Authority a whole season before we learn anything about them????
"I know what the diamond means: polymorphic sentient rocks!... They're here to hollow out the Earth! It's part of the Great Diamond Authority!" LIKE?!?! This is such big foreshadowing for the Cluster and the conflict with Homeworld in such a goofy silly episode.
Honestly all of season 1 is insane, but this one of the ones that really stands out to me lol. Don't underestimate the Ronaldo episodes.
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Round 3 | Poll 2
~ Note: This poll is being done out of a genuine love and affection for these types of characters! Please keep that in mind when adding commentary.
Propaganda under the cut!
Sanji:
~ He simps so hard for literally every single women
~ be normal about women for once in your life king please
~ he swoons over every woman he sees and it annoys everyone around him (he is very stupid and i love him)
~ Obsessed with women to an insane level; he’d do anything for women including getting in their bed first because he “thought they didn’t want to be alone”; also he’s a better cook than me
~ Ronaldo was an auto-admission, and thus has no propaganda! However, as your lovely poll mistress, I will say this about him:
His role in the story is that of a “conspiracy theorist” whose theories sound nuts at first, but tie into things that actually happen later on into the show. He is also, unfortunately, the front-man of one of SU season 4’s worst episodes- Rocknaldo.
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