#roommates with Ari

[stankworth]

The Worsties.

#ace attorney #ema skye #klavier gavin #my roommate can NEVER see this or they will be PISSED #as in some of klavs lines are word for word things my roommate said. But theyre not this insufferable. usually. and im nicer than ema. #thankfully theyre too busy ruining their brain on twitter to ruin their brain on tumblr. and they dont play AA. so im prolly safe #also to be clear im not dunking on pan people. just the 'b i excludes non bin ary' line that crops up now and again #which as a non bina ry b i is pretty irritating. thats not based on my roomie though #my art

[navybrat817]

Navy's Naughty & Nice Nonsense

Have you lovelies been naughty or nice this year? Maybe a bit of both? Have no fear! There's a little something for everyone on my masterlist this year!

I have 10 short one-shots, all over 1k, ready to share with you. Each pairing will be revealed on the day I post. There are some familiar faces and maybe a surprise or two. There is no rhyme or reason or theme for the fics. They are not beta read. It's nonsense! 😂

In fact, I'm calling it Navy's Naughty & Nice Nonsense! I'll be using that as a tag, so feel free to filter if you don't wish to see these fics. Thanks to @rookthorne for the gorgeous banner! Divider by the lovely @firefly-graphics. Enjoy! 💙

😈 - All Tied Up - Motocross!Jake Jensen x Reader

😇 - Break Check - Motocross!Bucky Barnes x Reader

😈 - Put on a Show - Nick Fowler x Reader, surprise guest

😇 - A Phone Call Away - Motocross!Ari Levinson x Reader

😈 - Still Get Jealous - Rocker!Bucky Barnes x Reader

😇 - First Date - Steve Rogers x Reader

😈 - Picture Perfect - Motocross!Hal Carter x Reader

😇 - What's Yours is Mine - Roommate!Bucky Barnes x Reader

😈 - Over the Hood - Mechanic!Destroyer!Chris x Reader

😇 - A Sunny Outlook - Tattoo Artist!Andy Barber x Reader

Love and thanks to you lovelies for making this a special year. 💙

#navy's naughty & nice nonsense #navy's naughty & nice masterlist #navybrat writes #jake jensen x reader #motocross!jake jensen x reader #bucky barnes x reader #motocross!bucky barnes x reader #nick fowler x reader #bucky barnes x female reader #jake jensen x female reader #nick fowler x female reader #ari levinson x reader #ari levinson x female reader #motocross!ari levinson x reader #rocker!bucky barnes x reader #steve rogers x reader #hal carter x reader #motocross!hal carter x reader #roommate!bucky barnes x reader #destroyer!chris x reader #mechanic!destroyer!chris x reader #andy barber x reader #tattoo artist!andy barber x reader

[analvirgo]

🏠 Best Roommates 🏠

Qualifications:

Always pay their bill (Reliable)

Has their own car (Independent)

Picks up after themselves (Clean)

Limits house guest/noise (Courteous)

Minds own business (Mannered)

Rowdy Roomies:

12. Scorpio/Pluto/8H (.5/5)

11. Aquarius/Uranus/11H (1/5)

10. Sagittarius/Jupiter/9H (1/5)

Rude Roomies:

9. Pisces/Neptune/12H ( 2/5)

8. Libra/Venus/7H (2/5)

7. Aries/Mars/1H (2.5/5)

Respectful Roomies:

6. Gemini/Mercury/3H (2.5/5)

5. Capricorn/Saturn/10H (3.5/5)

4. Virgo/Chiron/6H (4/5)

Refreshing Roomies:

3. Leo/Sun/5H (4/5)

2. Taurus/Ceres/1H (5/5)

1. Cancer/Moon/4H (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes)

#astrology #zodiac signs #Satire #Memes #Funny #Political #Rank #Roommates #Cancer #Scorpio #Pisces #Libra #Aquarius #Gemini #Capricorn #Taurus #Virgo #Aries #Leo #Sagittarius

[onsunnyside]

Alpha!Ari/Steve going into rut and warning innocent omega!reader to stay away but she doesn’t listen 😳 like he’s trying so hard to control himself but she’s an airhead and keeps getting closer until her scent surrounds him and he literally pounces on her 🫣

a/b/o roommate au 🫡 alpha!ari is courting you but you’re too much of an airhead to notice 🫡 all those dates and gifts, letting you use his clothes for your nest, cuddling you to sleep—you just think he’s being a good friend/roommate 🫡

you’ve always stayed at a hotel while he was in rut, but this time it’s so sudden (you triggered it) You hate when he’s hurting !! Forced to endure his rut alone !! He kept you fed and hydrated during your heat (he stayed bc he didn’t trust your neighbours to stay away from vulnerable you) and you want to do the same for him. But oh no… he can barely control himself normally… to have you around during his rut 😵‍💫 he’ll go insane

#roommate alpha ari #tw a/b/o

[preposterous-hippopotamus]

I woke up this morning after scrolling tumblr for far too long last night and legitimately thought I dreamt up pit babe. I laughed to myself “wow could you imagine” as I opened tumblr for my morning scrolls and let me tell you how quickly that laugh doth left my lips

#pit babe the series #ari watches bl #my roommate watches bl as well #I asked her if she knew what the omegaverse is #she said she didn’t think so #sweetie if you knew you’d know #I then had to explain it to her without making myself look like a clown #anyways I’m gonna let this series breathe a bit before I dip my toes in #pit babe #omegaverse

[tsireyqs]

i hate living in a dorm like i have to basically reserve the room to have it to myself just so i can get dicked down

#my roommates will never know peace #RAAAAAAHHHHHG #3 more months #bye for now bffs #ari speaks ♡

[lasshoe]

when i tell you my mind is incredible i mean that a friend of a friend needed a last minute place to stay and we have the space but i don’t know this person so i kindly declined and said that my roommate had a friend in town when she didn’t (oops) but then my roommate literally texts me a few days later telling me that she forgot to tell me that she does have a friend coming to town to stay with us this weekend. look at my mind!!! i feel like i manifested that to not be a liar lmfao

#it is aries season which is also when i’m most powerful #also not for nothing but I’m not going to be at home this weekend either #so I definitely didn’t want just my roommate staying with a total stranger to both of us ya know

[psychopomparia]

I had a while 3 a.m. while listening to music. Listening to Peruvian cumbia and there's this song with slang and wordplay with double meanings and I get to this verse:

and my brain went "Imagine Alhaitham drunk singing this and he replaces Karen with Kaveh."

#genshin impact #ari rambles #alhaitham #haitham #haikaveh #context: the song is el picaro mix by grupo 5 ft mauricio mesones #this is based of a chilean artist moot on insta giving latin/hispanic hcs for genshin charas #and they said haitham as argentinian #so drunk haitham singing cumbias #i also headcanon haitham as a lightweight #kaveh in the bg: “OYE WEON YA BASTA” #it was 3 am i was sleepy #i could see cyno duoing this song as a man who enjoys puns/wordplay #i digress #haitham: “tremendo cu...tremendo cu...tremendo cuerpo de me roommate <3”

[avantguardisme]

great news everyone: i made a million little pancakes at 11pm for absolutely no reason

#the main reason is that my adhd occasionally compels me to bake at odd hours #but really i did make enough pancakes to feed a family of 4. i do not have roommates for the record #anyway i guess i have breakfast for the next few days #i literally dont have syrup tho. hm. #txt #ari adventures

[thepoisonroom]

just remembered that when i met my last ex i went so insane after our first kiss that my roommate gave me a cardboard box and told me to rip it into little pieces so i had something to do with the nervous energy

#the funniest part was that they watched me rip it up for a while then they went 'oh wow that looks fun' #and they went and got their craft supplies and started doing crafts next to me #keep in mind that i spent over an hour ripping up that fucking box while having despairing back and forth with the roommate #about how much i liked that ex #like okay king get a grip maybe #i think this is what people mean when they tell me i'm 'such an aries' #personal nonsense #i can't believe i forgot about this

[taegularities]

tobh but WORSE???????!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO sound like too much? 🤣

#i mean i'm still thinking between ex2l and s2l #both would have the needed obligatory amount of banter though #either you're pissed at your ex or you don't like your roommate's new man until you do LOL #notes for rid 🌹 #ari <3

[navybrat817]

Who might this be from the navy-verse? https://at.tumblr.com/spiffytickler/the-inner-thighs-are-such-a-sensitive-spot/k2sa7kwqfv7x

Ooh. That's a good question, nonnie! I think it could be a few different couples.

Stud and Smartie - Bucky would smirk or smile when you squirm. He's also gentle with the restraints and would love to see you in a school girl skirt when he keeps you in bed.

Beast and Sweetart - Ari is going to have a lot of fun helping you get over your ex. And once you two have that level of trust, he's going to have fun exploring those boundaries with you. The fact that you're ticklish makes it even better.

Hottie and Sugar - We haven't met our tattoo artist yet, but he's going to discover how ticklish his sweet baker is during a flour fight. And he's itching to get you in his bed so he can do whatever he wants to you.

Love and thanks! ❤️

#navybrat answers #thirsty ask #character ask #bucky barnes #ari levinson #tattoo artist!bucky barnes #tattoo!bucky barnes #roommate!bucky barnes #motocross!ari levinson #stud and smartie #beast and sweetart #hottie and sugar #tumblr video #anon ask #sending love ❤️ #asks are always appreciated

[secretsideblogshhhh]

Me, minding my own business trying to sleep:

My cat: MROW MROW MROW I AM INJURED HARMED!! IN PAIN!! HELP ME FATHER!! MROW MROW I MUST HAVE ATTENION!!! PAIN!!!

Me: *gets out of bed to check on him*

Cat: how DARE you try to touch me!! You wish to cause me harm!! You have kicked me father. Your sins shall never be forgiven

#his name is Aries #i feel like that fits #hes technically my roommates cat #but i sleep with my door open #so the cats come into my room #if i dont they all scream and wake everyone up #this way at least sometimes the cats cuddle with me #the rest of the time i wake up to a cat with zoomies on my face #it's a good thing i have insomnia #cuz they wouldnt let me sleep anyway #the secret system #cats #cat owner #cat owner problems #my cat is a dick

[onsunnyside]

https://at.tumblr.com/onsunnyside/ari-is-such-a-slut-if-you-were-roommates-i-bet/rulc5d1thkjj

To make matters worse, he for sure does it when you come home from horrible dates all frustrated. And you try to sneak and watch but he is FULLY aware you're there.

(Also sonny how does your brain come up with all these. I kiss ur brain. Mwah. 😌)

HEAR ME OUT: you’re new to the city and you and him meet through mutual friends. You talk about your current living arrangements: couch surfing which is terrible bc of your new job, and well dilf Ari doesn’t like that. “I have a spare room if you’d like it.” He leans over the bar, “it’s a big house, more than enough room for two people.”

He’ll sit on his desk chair in his office, his pants unbuckled and his body angled just enough for you to see his big leaking cock, throbbing in his tight fist. His neck tense as low, guttural groans flow from his pink lips.

He’ll come down all relaxed and proudly flushed, “oh, when did you get home, sweetheart?”

(yes I miss my dilf era)

#dilf roommate Ari #wips ask #sonny drabbles

[tsireyqs]

…… yeah ❤️

#my mommy issues are really issuing #tonight! #bleh #glad to be back in my silly little dorm #with my silly little roommates #going to my silly little classes #having dinner in the silly little dining hall with my silly little friends #i’m kinda ☹️ #but #it’s cool #ugh #does anyone actually read the tags #question mark #i miss my dog already #ari speaks ♡

[neonpigeons]

I am home! and I took a covid rapid test and I'm still negative! hopefully it stays that way

#my friend/roommate is doing okay. she sleeping anf isolating in her room #i busted out the air purifier that has a UV light so hopefully that helps with any possible viruses in the air lol #ari speaks