I KNOW one of these characters has a weapon that isn't technically a hammer, but you can't convince me that she'd fight any differently if it actually was one. It has the soul of a hammer.
Also, Tinkaton is my favorite of these five. Obviously.
(I MEANT TO INCLUDE NORA VALKYRIE AND MODEUS, BUT I FORGOT. IT CONTINUES TO HAUNT ME.)
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The Popsicle Comparisons
Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.
Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!
Nora: Thicker too.
Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.
Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.
Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.
May: I wanna do that…
Velvet: I love his carrot~!
Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.
Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!
Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!
Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.
Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.
Melanie: We have to do that again~!
Neo: 🥰🍆💦
Winter: The limp I got was divine~!
Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!
Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.
Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.
Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!
Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!
Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!
Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.
Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!
Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!
Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.
Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!
Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!
Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!
RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!
Saphron: …
Saphron: Dibs. I go next.
RWBY Girls: Eh?!
~~~
RSNM: …
Mercury: D-Did you really…?
Jaune: Yeah…
Ren: A-All of them…?
Jaune: Yep…
Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!
Jaune: Shocking, I know…
Neptune: How did that all happen?!
Jaune: Word of mouth.
Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?
Jaune: Yes.
Mercury: How can you manage that?!
Jaune: Semblance.
Ren: So… The whole team?
Jaune: Which ones?
Mercury: The bad girls?
Jaune: A few here, and there.
Ren: The teacher?
Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Sun: The moms?
Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?
Neptune: The faunas chicks?
Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…
Mercury: The green ring girl?
Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.
Sun: The, Relic?
Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.
Ren: Your sister-in-law?!
Jaune: Was my first.
Mercury: Your sister?!
Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…
RSNM: …
RSNM:
YOU ARE A GOD!!!
Jaune: …
Jaune: No comment.
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Okay guys, hear me out because I am not going to repeat myself.
We are supporting RWBY.
I am going to get a FIRST membership for the new epilogue, and Beyond, and I am going to subscribe to rwby_vt Twitch as I will religiously watch every live.
I will re-watch volume 9 on the Rooster Teeth website as it comes out.
I will keep playing the show on Crunchyroll and give it views all over again, since I renewed my yearly subscription just for that.
And I will spam all the #SaveRWBY and #greenlightvolume10, and all their variants of tags on Twitter and any other social platform I have on my disposal.
We know that CRWBY is working really hard, especially Kerry, for this show and for us. I know that, rationally speaking, there's still hope because they wouldn't be doing this if there wasn't. Kerry wouldn't have gone on the business meetings, etc, if it was useless.
So, let's subscribe for the epilogue! Let's watch the twitch lives! Let's keep talking about it! Let's do literally anything that proves just how much we love RWBY and need it to continue!
Let's show them how much this series is loved, and how good it would be to have us on their side. Let's show them how much RWBY is worth it.
I know that all this uncertainty is awful, and I hate it too. But uncertainty works on both ways, and no outcome is sure, including failure. All that is sure though, is that CRWBY is working hard and that supporting them is the least we can and should do.
And now is the time to do it.
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