#rotten lil rat

[heartshpedfx]

i think if you gave frank a small creature to look after such as a tadpole it would bring him to tears to watch it grow up. he would put it in his shirt pocket when it becomes a frog and just have a little frog friend peeking out chilling. also he feeds it hotdog scraps and by some miracle it survives and grows fat and healthy. I think it also would sit on his head. just like plop down wetly and sit there for hours croaking and catching flies. chill af. I'm sure you didn't want woobified frank hcs but I'm on anon so I'm being brave. <3

if you’re here to woobify frank i’m here to bring you back down because charlie would absolutely be out for blood if frank had a little creature. we all remember jerry. charlie’s poisoning hotdogs and comically trying to hit it with a hammer when frank is sleeping (the frog jumps out of the way every single time with microseconds to spare.) i also think it’s majorly important that franks little creature isn’t anything fluffy or traditionally cute like a hamster just doesn’t work for him. a frog or a tiny cornsnake or even maybe like a little jar of mealworms is perfect for him or imagine if he had a very tame scorpion but it tried to sting everyone but him that would be insane

#god frank and a frog #he would name it lil frankie #be it a frog or a jar of mealworms #can you imagine him waking up from a nap and there’s a frog stuck to his glasses and he’s flailing and very gently removes it #calls it a rotten rat bastard but it’s in a fond tone #man. danny devito brain rot is fr #ask #hcs

[banes-favourite]

I for one would love to hear about Enver’s fucked up relationship with food

tw for dead dove!! not just food, i mention extreme abuse. pls don't read ahead if you're easily triggered.

Ok so I headcanon that he grew up nearly always hungry. Like, he was living in poverty for the first years of his life and his parents didn't particularly like him, so I think there came a time where they just kind of left him to care for himself and, as expected, scavenging for food at 6 years old isn't exactly the healthiest way for a kid to grow. I imagine he stole a lot or traded whatever he could make for gold or just loaves of bread. He went to bed hungry a lot of times, but he managed, and even though his belly wasn't always full, he survived.

HoH, though?? That's a whole other can of worms. I think he was really mistreated there, especially with food. I just bet he was teased with the banquet table a lot, banned from taking anything on it even though it was always full. I headcanon that they just gave the prisoners a mix of leftovers/rotten food (writing a fic about this actually) like once a day which obviously wasn't enough for him, so he was definitely malnourished methinks.

I bet at one point he tried to steal food from the table but they definitely noticed so he was punished by being locked up and starved for like, 2-3 tendays. It got bad, to the point he was just curled up on the floor by the end of it, too hungry and tired to move or do much of anything. He probably resorted to catching one of the rats in his cell and had to force himself to eat it (it didn't help, he vomited it back up) or like, he tried eating his clothes or the hay in his bedroll,, I'm talking really desperate.

(also i have a scene of like, the first time he was sexually assaulted was in the hoh, where in his first days there they'd just forgotten to feed him and another prisoner took advantage of that by using him in exchange for food. it was the first time he learned sex can be used as currency)

Anyway, all of this to say his relationship with food is so fucking complicated I couldn't possibly put it into words cause I'm not experienced enough on the effects of this. So if you have any thoughts at all I'd love to hear them!!

In my very unprofessional opinion, I do think the moment he gathered enough money to eat comfortably, like have his first real normal meal after HoH, he definitely cried of joy. But the mindset of 'you could starve at every moment' definitely stayed with him, to the point he ended up hoarding food and going hungry bc 'I'll need this when things get really bad'. I think he has his ups and lows, like if he's relatively okay in general he has his 3 square meals a day plus a lil fruit, but then he goes on these long days-long tangents of only working where he settles comfortably into the hunger cause he's lived his whole life with it. He's barely affected by it and it's definitely not healthy

#OOF long #dead dove #tw abuse #tw food #tw food issues #bg3 #enver gortash #gortash #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldurs gate #bg3 gortash #asks #anon

[misteria247]

Rise Splinter would totally be the type of person to shower 12 Kid Leo in endless affection.

Like yes he's technically an eighteen year old boy but seeing this turtle who's now a tot running around his lair ignites that Rat Dad instinct like no other. It's literally like:

"Finally, the grandchild I've been dying to have to give affection and love and kisses to and to spoil them absolutely rotten."

Like Rise Splinter isn't as unhinged as his sons both biological and adopted, when it comes to the blue clad toddler but he does have his moments where he'll just pick 12 Leo up and carry him around on his hip, bouncing him a bit if he starts to get a bit fussy. Moments where he'll pat the toddler's head in an affectionate way or give his little chubby cheeks a kiss or two and give him a little nuzzle, rubbing his furry cheek against 12 Leo's.

He'll also have him nap with him on his favorite armchair, the toddler curled up on his chest as they sleep. Give the toddler sweets and other little treats and whenever 12 Leo goes to trip or needs to be redirected from a certain direction he'll use his tail to stop him like a lil road block. Rise Splinter will read him stories before bedtime and literally spoil this boy to hell and back because honestly 12 Leo deserves to be able to receive these things that he rarely let's himself have, instead giving it to his brothers and friends. Rise Splinter will literally also get a t-shirt that says:

"#1 Grandpa"

And will wear it to an obnoxious degree. Draxum meanwhile will be very uncomfortable with a toddler because he's never really been around tiny children. However 12 Leo will grow on the sheep yokai with little acts like clinging to his robes whenever he wants attention or asking questions whenever he's curious about what Draxum's doing. Before the yokai even realizes it he's carrying 12 Leo around everywhere on his shoulders, while the toddler plays with his thick hair and ears. Draxum doesn't mind too much. He'll also be right behind Rise Splinter if someone fucks with the toddler, daring anyone to mess with the toddler and being completely ready to throw hands for the blue turtle tot.

When his sons, Rise April, 12 April, Rise Cassandra, 12 Casey or Rise Splinter comment on his obvious soft spot for the eldest Hamato turned toddler he'll adamantly deny it all because he's the great Draxum, he's got no time for foolishness such as catering to a turtle tot.

Nobody believes his bullshit.

#oli talks #ooc #muns ramblings #mindless ramblings of a madman #my writing #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt/rottmnt crossover #tmnt 2012 rottmnt crossover #rottmnt tmnt 2012 crossover #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2018 #tmnt splinter #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt draxum #tmnt leo #rottmnt leo #Master Splinter #Hamato Yoshi #Yoshi Hamato #Lou Jitsu #Baron Draxum #Leonardo Hamato #12 Turtle Tot Leo #grandparents just being grandparents and spoiling their temporary grandson don't mind them lol

[slime-gunslinger2]

Howdy Folks I'm Val Hue, now I plan on staying here a while so long as that rotten sheriff doesn't come this way, so don't none of y'all go ratting on me.

Don't even try shooting at me, the bullets'll just pass right on through. I got a lil bit of magic up my sleeve too so don't think that bullets are just all I got.

#wizard posting #wizard island island #slime gunslinger

[afton-family-askblog]

William you FUCKING FOOL YOURSELF WITH THE BRAIN OF A RABBIT THAT IS BORN ON FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT-

EVERY HUMAN CAN GIVE AND TAKE LIFE

Everyone can kill

And everyone can give birth or impregnate or whatever if not sterile or infertile

And some things cannot be fixed,it’s as If you want to fix a vase that has been grounded to dust and is stuck in your eye.

Henry will never forget and get over this really,he will hate you and despise-

Oh who am I kidding? You never cared.im not even gonna use the whole love and friendship Schtick.

You are scum on earth,a fucking rat tailed maggot ((fun fact an actual animal! :3 )) who dreams to be divine but just plays make believe and god in his own lil fucked up,twisted,rotten and honestly morbidly childish and naive world.nothing less,it is delightful hinestly if you still keep doing that,I will relish in your failure.

Poor poor rabbit.your too blind,but I won’t give you the answers,besides you would be too stubborn.

- sincerely once more a anon with Spite and vengeance ..or better yet,call me “Melodramatic” or well preferably monologue anon.mono for short.

((Thank you for answering the answer!!! :3 ))

Sure, anyone can take a life, but nobody can take one like I have. Anyone can bring life, but nobody has brought people back from the dead.

And how dare you say I cannot fix this, I can fix this all. It's simple. Michael's at home, I stay here and work with remnant. I'll return home soon, don't fret. And when I do, I'll bring Clara, Evan, and Elizabeth back. Possibly Charlotte too if Henry's still crying about that brat.

#Mono is a sick anon name #I googled the fly type #Ewewewewwewewwewwww #I luv animals and bug pictures usually.... maggots however.... nononono #The vase metaphor was kinda insane/pos #Or is that a simile #It used like or as so that vase SIMILE was very cool #fnaf #ask blog #ask the aftons #ask william afton #ask #william afton

[ybcpatrick]

PAUL U ROTTEN LIL NEW YORK STREET RAT

#shut up kell #ouuUUUUUGHHHHHHH RUH ROH #WHATDIDUDO

[butt0nsbeldam]

don’t mind this I’m just doing a log of my characters and their specific mood boards for my drawings‼️ also lil facts abt them bc I’m bored

-mariposa

-dyslexic

-Protects her haunted home

-afraid of water

-has a love hate relationship with silence

-Lorelei

-curious

-inspired by Victoria from corpse bride

-lives in a abandoned train

-sunshine character

-Faye

-craves affection but feels guilty if she accepts it

-trans

-has tea parties with Lorelei

-sensitive to touch on her shoulder (not in a very bad way)

-Estella

-obsessed love witch

-turns lesbian

-lives in a motel

-has a crush on a cafe barista

-kills almost everyone she puts a love spell on bc they always stop working or their love turns rotten (not like they stop loving her she just can feel the love rotting from their heart and stuff)

-Androemda

-MY FAVORITE (one of them atleast)

-cafe barista who ends up with Estella

-happens to live in the same motel as estella

-clumsy

-poet but gets shamed by her boss so that she doesn’t think of leaving (her boss is a dick)

-is the reason Darius didn’t die

-gale

-calm and collect

-knows everything about you the second you walk in

-has five rats

-she listens to deftones and Melanie Martinez for sure (as well as Androemda and Hephzibah)

-has a typewriter

-pouts when she can’t see tenebris (even though tenebris “hates” her.

SORRY I MIGHT DO ANOTHER ONE BUT I JUST WANTED TO POST THIS B4 I GO TO BED

#tumblr draw #character design #gale is consumed by the urge to get more rats #moodboard #ocs

[glitchysquidd]

okay i cant decide between birds and guinea pigs but im gonna ramble about my guinea pigs because theyre fabulous

ive got two of the little stinkies and they're like all the good parts of a cat mixed with all the good parts of a rat and then put them in the body of a big ol hampter and it's amazing also you can give them all the vegetables and fruits that a just a little past their prime and they're like cute little compost bins except for dont given them rotten shit cause thats mean and theyre so soft and make the cutest little squeaks and theyre very low maintenance and literally the bestest boys also sleepy guinea pigs are the cutest thing on this planet they're just so dumb looking and i love them guinea pigs <333333333

OHHHH I USED TO HAVE TWO!!

They have passed from old age, but I loved them dearly!!

It was adorable seeing them jump and make their noises! Popcorning!

Guinea pigs when they popcorn ,!!!!! Like!!!!!

So cute....

My guinea pigs didn't like me touching them so I'd let them chill out, feed them and leave em be unless I had to clean their cage, they'd usually let me give their heads lil scratches though. Only after I give em their veggies or fruit.

They were my babies!!

#anon ask

[the-fiction-witch]

Lil Angel

Media Godless (Netflix)

Character Whitey Winn

Couple Whitey X Reader

Rating Flirting 

Concept Bugger Off Whitey

Smut Flirting Discussions 

I stood as I often did behind the small wooden counter making notes in my little stock book watching the ladies of labelle pass about their various business. And as I focused on my stock book I heard a sound. Such a sound in fact I didn't need to look up to discover its source as I already knew it.

Labelle was quite always nowadays as a town of mostly ladies. It had a sweet peacefulness. Often I left the ship door open as the bell seemed far too loud and I could tell a customer was coming simply by the steps and creaks of the porch. Those creaks started up a bit differently when most ladies of town stepped on the porch or were low slow cracks but these were heavy fast cracks with a loud sound of boots on wood.

The second indication of whom this was, happened to be the scent that followed them along. Like a rat had gorged itself on rotten eggs and killed over under your floorboards on a hot summer's day, a scent deep within his skin as I fail to recall his last bath.

I thought to myself how little I was surprised by his arrival as it was a Tuesday morning and he almost always had a night shift in the office Monday nights and piped on once finished on a Tuesday morning.

I glanced up begrudgingly, seeing him sauntering in like prince of new England, his boots against the wooden floor caked on three months worth of dust and dirt, his trousers hugged every inch of him so much the seams blended into the texture of the fabric, his two leather gun belts sat across his hips a gun in each with the bullets crossing over each other, the once white button down hidden away by his half button shirt so dirty it was impossible to tell it's origin colour the glint of silver from his deputy badge hanging from his pocket, his skin covered in mud and dirt it all patchy where his sweat had moved it and let it settled in other spots proving again his lack of a recent bath. The poor excuse for facial hair above his top lip on his jealousy of the sheriff and the marshal and his lack of ability to actually grow one like theirs. His hair so matted and dirty it was looming in locks and strands clumped together by dirt, grease and… god only knows what else, I was almost convinced of I took a hoe to his head I'd likely be able to plant a track of potatoes that too could be said for under his nails too. His cream coloured hat in his hat having slipped it off upon entering the shop. He saw me looking a sly smirk crawled across his lips giving me a suggestive wink.

I rolled my eyes and went back to my business.

"'ello my lil Angel" he Cooes leaning his elbow on the counter his chin in his hand

"What do you want?" I sighed moving my book away

"I just wanted to pop by, see my lil Angel" he Cooes I glancing at him seeing his smirking face the moment our eyes met he smiled wider and made kissy faces at me

"Bugger off Whitey Winn" I glared "last thing I want is your skinny ass around bothering" I sighed grabbing my rag to clean around the store

"Awww haven't ya missed me?" He Cooes following me like a lost puppy

"No. It was lovely and quiet"

"I'm sure my lil Angel missed me. Even if she doesn't want admit it" he smirked coming up behind me and pinching my butt thought my dress making me jump up which he immediately used to his advantage wrapping his arms around me pulling me into his chest "ummm thats better y/n" he smirked giving my body a squeeze

"Whitey Winn! You unhand me this minute!" I demanded forcing his hands away putting space between us "you dirty. Underhanded. Little greenhorn. Explain yourself"

"I saw your ass. And I grabbed it. Can't blame me for takin' my opportunities darlin'" he smirked

So I slapped him "go bother someone else" I told him heading back to my counter

"Why would I go see anyone else? I've been locked up in the office away from my lil Angel all night ya can't blame me for gettin' a little handsy"

"If you don't want anything whitey go home"

"Fine. I would like somethin'"

"Yes?"

"Box of shells"

"Alright" I grabbed the shells he always has sitting them on the counter "anything else?"

"Well, if your offerin'? I'll take a BJ in the stables"

"No whitey."

"Awww come on. Ya don't usually get so grumpy with me"

"Perhaps your simply being more annoying" I sighed holding out my hand waiting for my payment which he handed over so I began counting it up

"I might end up being a couple of coins short. If I am… I'm happy to pay ya the rest tonight" he winked

"go on, Get" I told him putting the money away

"Fine. Grumpy Lil angel" He smirked giving my hand a kiss "I'll see ya later" he winked taking shells and heading out back into Labelle.

[honestlytastygayasstrash]

MY OC JOHNNY'S TATTOOS PT. 2

! On left middle finger, heart on right middle finger, 'peep' on their left arm, 12-12 on abdomen, pumpkin on left forearm, bats behind their left ear, centipede on their left forearm, two rats on their right thigh, centipede making a heart on their right thigh, eye on left first finger, 'fly shit only' on their right forearm, 'LKW1027' on their right forearm, 'love' with cartoon frowning face in the O on their abdomen, dog from weenie with 'meep' above it on their left leg, Simpsons Lisa with cartoon bubble saying 'MUM' on their neck, 'hellboy' on their neck, pink panther on the left side of their neck, 'homesick' on their fingers, crying Mickey Mouse with 'mood' underneath it on their right bicep, horseshoe in-between eyebrows, knife on their right wrist, 'daddy; on their chest, marijuana/cannabis leaf on the left side of their chest, playboy sign on their left hand, coffin on their left wrist Non their right wrist, 'clique' on the right side of their chest, upside down cross on their left shoulder, cross on their right shoulder, hand holding an uzi with 'fuck the opps' on their left arm, 'forever' on their right thumb, star behind their left ear, 'rip' on the right ride of their neck, ghost on their left arm, scorpion on the name of their neck, 'exit live' on their back, 'wavy baby' on the inner portion of their fingers, tiny cross near their left eye, racing flags on fire on the left side of their temple, ed hardy skins and skulls on their right temple, 'mcm' and 'xcvi' on their inner knuckles, playing card suits on their left hand, cobweb on their left forearm, 'miss' on their right thigh, 'you' on their left thigh, tribal design on their right arm, flying bird with money on the left side of their neck, playing cards on their left arm, spider and spiderweb other right forearm, 'sony' on their right leg, rose on their left arm, ghost on their left hand, rose on their right hand, diamond on their left hand, rice box on their right arm, fish skeleton on their left first finger, eyes with 'im watching' on lower back, “puddin” on both thighs, lucky you on stomach, dolphin and shark with trans flag on left hip, 84 diamonds making ring around right forearm, heart and 9 diamonds on right thigh, 'let me tell you a sekret' on right thigh, J on right shoulder, 'rotten' on right jawbone, 'property of no one' with skull wearing jester hat on back, 'daddys lil monsta' on left collarbone, 'ill wait forever' on left thigh, skull with jesters hat on on left thigh, thirteen 'time slashes' on left thigh, heart with arrow through it on left thigh, heart on left cheek, 'plus ultra' on there left arm, cloud on left hip, shield with x in the middle on right forearm, feather on right & left forearms, x on right elbow, tribal tattoo on left bicep, '17' on back of neck, 'teenage dream' on left side of abdomen, Basquiat Dinosaur on right forearm, “hustle like you broke” with moneybag on right forearm, portrait of woman on right shoulder and bicep, portrait of Easy E on right forearm, “Lakers”on left forearm, “MJ” on right forearm, “D” on right bicep

#oc #my ocs are my children #tattoos #oc stuff #my ocs #original character

[sharkneto]

curious not-anon at your service.

If you weren't a cat person, what pet would you have and why 👀

rats. i would have pet rats.

i love rats, they're so funny and smart. i'd probably get females because i don't particularly like how the males shove their balls out at you, but i do enjoy how long and sort of hooked their faces get, so we'd just have to see in the moment for which rat(s) spoke to me. it wouldn't be practical but teenage rats, especially, are so cute. look like lil teddy bears. and rats are so smart! you can teach them tricks and things! great lil guys.

i also worked in animal labs through my undergrad that had mice and rats, so one day i am going to get a pet rat to spoil absolutely rotten as a thank you to those other rodents for their contributions to science. just not quite sure when that will happen as i'm pretty sure the bastard boy would not be conducive to a rat's peace of mind. but one day.

"ask game" of i'm avoiding packing so come on anon (or not) to ask random questions and chat

#sharkneto speaks

[sendinthehuskies]

allana please tell us about your favourite and least favourite met gala looks this year if you want !! your opinions from last year were so fun and on point, i am dying to know what you thought about this year! <3

BABEY this is so sweet and so lovely!!! You don’t need to ask me twice!!

I will begin by saying the theme is an abomination. Not just because Karl was a rotten rat of a man but because he was BORRRINGGGGG like oh. Tweed and bows? Groundbreaking. Anyway let’s get into it

These are my fave looks. Keke’s is simple but I just find it so stunning, the hair, the cape, the blue in the tweed - feel like this is what Kylie was trying for and missed the mark on. The left look from Anok Yai… is it on theme? Don’t know and don’t give a fuck I’ve never seen anything like it and it’s absolutely STUNNING. The middle look by Liu Wen is gorgeous, classic, incredible, never been seen before, simple obsessed with it

Another fave is Lizzo - the pearls, the hair, and this picture saying a big fuck u to Karl is chefs kiss. Her after party look might have been slightly better but it’s not what I’m here to discuss!!

CANNOTTTTT stop thinking about this she just looks so fucking CUTE like the little eyelash glasses!! The egg shape!!! Her face poking out!!! Adorable!!!!

Simply obsessed with these. Must’ve took them houuurs to do Lil Nas he is incredible like when your David Bowies and your Freddie Mercuries and Elton Johns were pushing boundaries in their day and ages the equivalent now is not Harry Styles co-opting their looks but the likes of Lil Nas and Sam Smith who get all the old bastards clutching their pearls and I just love this look so much.

Harvey Guillen… PERFECTION. The way this is moving round like he’s in a wave of pink tweed, the tailoring, the eyelashes, tens all round all day long. Also Karl would be rolling cos he hates pink and fat people. Mwah mwah

And my worst dressed. Men in fucking tuxedos. The group Daniel R went with included two men dressed in fucking black suits - him and Alexander Skargsard - and two men in FASHION, hitting the theme pushing the envelope trying something different. So disappointing from Daniel who we know is more fashion forward than that!! Maybe he was nervous idk. Poor show I wouldn’t let men who dress this way in the door. And Nicole Kidman… the shoes are a fucking horror show what the fuck was her stylist thinking. Looks like they grabbed them en route from old navy. MESS.

#also I can’t add pics cos I haven’t enough left Florence Pugh was amazing in her met gala debut people are normally more reserved #I think she did so well #Anne Hathaway and that were pretty sure but like. it wasn’t wow to me

[skywarpie]

top 5 historical topics and/or facts?

I could literally write fucking essays on all of these just bc I really love history and I want people to know about it.

Also im doing top 5 topics and facts bc I can.

Topics

1. Lewis and Clark Expedition. Insane lil gay explorers.

2. Romanov Dynasty bc I love to hear about Catherine the great usurping her husband who used ACTUAL rats as fucking toy soldiers

3. Colonial America in general

4. Ancient Rome

5. Medieval Europe.

Now the facts 😌

There are a lot I want to share and I'm sorry if they get long. I just can't explain things in 2 sentences and if that's too much I'm sorry; I'm stupid 😭

1. Meriwether Lewis supposedly only ever really had interest in one woman and that was when they returned from the Expedition. Originally he was gonna ask to marry her but she LITERALLY packed all her belongings and moved that night and never told him bc she wanted nothing to do with him.

2. For literal weeks after the Boston Tea Party, the harbor stunk so bad it was known to make people sick.

3. Andrew Carnegie and John D. Rockefeller really hated each other bc they were kinda in competition between one another (Steel and Oil) and they were actively known to hate each other. However, every Christmas Andrew would send John a bottle of fine liquor, knowing that the "God fearing man" never touched the stuff. John would send Andrew a paper sack; making fun of his poor Irish upbringing. They did this until the day Andrew died. John lived longer, ultimately winning the constant contests.

4. Did you know that Henry J. Heinz, creator of Heinz ketchup was the first person to place his product in a clear glass bottle? Up until this point (1876), it was common practice to bottle your "catsup" in greenish bottles bc no one needed to see the ingredients which were actually very harmful. Heinz is also the first to label his ingredients, making consumers far more aware of their purchases. He also bought a whole barge of glass bottles and SUNK it bc someone tried to copy his idea and he said "not today."

It also doesn't help that meat bought in America at this time was literally rotten and you were expected to eat it.

5. Cleopatra lived closer to the space age and iphones than the building of the Great Pyramids. Wooly mammoth also still roamed the earth on a small coast along Siberia.

#okay to reblog i guess #skywarpie talks history #sorry i got off track

[hanayumi]

your beck ‘n call

(yan!scaramouche x reader x yan!childe)

tags: tw yandere, gore-ish, minor character death, unhealthy/obsessive relationships, soft yanderes, established rs, actually kinda fluffy minus the death

word count: 1.4k

a/n: something a lil’ different

“Serves you right.”

He spits venom as potent as the hatred coursing through his veins. A river of carmine runs like chains down his arm—but the blood isn’t his. Lightning flashes. The arctic raindrops meld with the red staining his skin like paint dripping from a canvas. Scaramouche doesn’t consider himself a petty person. Childe is bloodthirsty, callous in a terrible terrible way. He once liked to think of himself as the complete opposite of him. But as the dagger crashes to the ground, stained crimson with sin, Scaramouche feels sheer gratification darting like sparks down his spine.

The man’s body spasms and contorts before sinking into the earth, skin simmering off snow-white bone as bloodied fingertips reach somewhere—nowhere. As he stares and watches the light degrade from this filth’s eyes, Scaramouche can’t help but wonder what his last thought must’ve been. Tearing regret and crippling agony were emotions typically carved into the faces of those who crossed him in the past—an immortalised terror that remains soldered long after their dying moments. He’s seen so many bloody rotten corpses in his lifetime that he can’t find the energy to bat an eye. Yet any semblance of sympathy he could’ve ever felt for this man dissipated the second he was caught setting his sights on you as his next plaything.

No, that man didn’t deserve the luxury to talk to you. He would have to get on his hands and knees, forehead pressed deep into the dirt where he belonged, if he even desired to glance at you, let alone hear your voice.

The memory has red cutting across Scaramouche’s eyes.

He’d watched from afar, sweetheart, from the rack of peonies you’d told him to water for you, as the man so obviously chatted you up, debauched eyes dragging up your body. Eyeing you as if you were some slab of meat. He’d experienced for the first time what it feels like to have his blood boiling, as the man let his fingers run along the length of your arm, grinning wider when you recoiled in shock.

His teeth clench.

Scaramouche doesn’t consider himself a petty person, yet the need to protect you is tethered to a hair trigger.

This was necessary.

“Dead already? What a shame, I couldn’t wait to try my hand at torture.”

A lilting voice floats from the mouth of the alley. Another strike of lightning—a flash of white illuminating for a millisecond a looming figure in a fitting entrance. Scaramouche feels disgust coiling in a bitter spat in his stomach. Of course he’s here too.

“You’re late.” He suppresses a vehement sigh, peeling off bloodied gloves to run his fingers through slick, raven tresses. He can’t wait to leave the corpse for the rats, so he can hurry home back to you.

Childe licks his lips upon seeing the mess he’d made, a less-than-appreciated quip no doubt hovering on the tip of his tongue. “If you’re going to say something, at least help to clean up, won’t you?”

He’s met with a dark laugh from the ginger-haired man. “(Name) sent me to get you, actually. Was worried you got caught up at work or somethin’.”

“But.” Childe rubs his thumb over his chin in thought. “Looks like you’re out here doing God’s work.” His finger unfurls. His lips are turned upwards in a Cheshire grin—one that only sees the light when his presence bleeds into the gloaming sludge of darkness, solely to drive ice into the veins of his enemies.

Scaramouche rolls his eyes. At least there’s one thing they can both agree on.

When they get home it’s almost midnight, and his face softens once he sees you frown as you peek out behind the door, mumbling out a, “What took you so long?”

“I’m sorry, dear,” is all he can muster, but you can barely hear him when the rain is throwing such a tantrum outside. You step aside to let them in; they’re drenched from head to toe and you can’t help but fuss over how they’ll catch a cold, or get water all over your darn carpet. Really, is it so hard to use an umbrella?

Childe tells you that they had some extra business on their plate, and that it’s nothing to worry your pretty little head ‘bout, princess. His hands are wet too, and you almost flinch when he ruffles your hair affectionately. For once you don’t cave with a sigh.

“I was worried.” You pout and smother his face in a fluffy towel, nagging at them both to let you know in advance next time. Scaramouche feels a smile tugging at his lips when you turn and wrap a towel ‘round his head like you would a child, hands moving to scrub at his damp hair. Don’t stay out in the rain, okay? Your hat is not a good substitute for an umbrella. He snorts. Your voice is beautiful even when it comes out as a tiny whisper tickling his lips.

This is what he’s protecting.

Childe whines and calls your name as if he were left to die, butting in to press his cold cheek against yours. You squeal. Your hand is warm when you hurriedly grab theirs and tug them insistently towards the dining room. Childe is disgruntled but you can see his face light up instantly when he sees you’ve prepared his favourite dish—and dinner is delectable tonight. You often complain that it’s way too hard to cater to their distinct tastes, and yet all you’ve been doing is spoiling them rotten. Always so willing to make them happy.

Sweet—undeniably so, that’s how you’ve always always been to them; if Scaramouche thought himself a god, you’d be his Achilles heel.

And when you have something so precious to you, it’s only natural to want to protect it to the bitter end, no?

The rain grew softer—raindrops paint wet streaks down the window in tiny, inconsequential taps. Childe is a messy eater, with or without chopsticks. Noodles flop sloppily on the side of his mouth as Scaramouche scrunches up his nose in distaste. On instinct you reach across the table to pile chunks of food onto his plate. He’s not a fan of vegetables but you tell him it’s for his own good.

Complete and utter bliss didn’t grace Scaramouche as much in the past as compared to now, when he’s spending almost every waking second with you. Often times it was prized as the unreachable something; a mere spat that didn’t matter much when you’re apart of the Fatui and happiness is only optional in the bigger picture where you have irrefutable duties to fulfil. Moments like this seem like a fluke, with Scaramouche catching your gaze with a flicker of doubt, wondering when the world will decide so haphazardly to pull you from his fingertips—

Until you smile at him, and the growing unease is snuffed out in an instant.

Childe thinks you look pretty when you smile. Even prettier when pale streaks of moonlight sprinkle stardust in your eyes, accentuating the curve of your jaw when he cups it gently to press a kiss against your lips. (Though the dishes are left to rot in the sink as per his whining.) When he thinks of the scores of people he’s gotten rid of just to come home to you, he thinks it’s all in a day’s work. You’re lying in bed between the two of them, a soft yawn escaping from your lips as muscle memory leads your arm around his waist. He watches you struggle to stay awake, chuckling and telling you to go to sleep already.

The days used to blur into one another when he was still wandering without a home, awaking to congealed blood caking his skin—remnants of the meaningless slaughter that took place the night before. Before he met you he was supposedly well on his way to a premature death. Back then, he didn’t need an incentive to start fights with little care.

But now he’s finally found a reason to grow even stronger.

When his eyes meet Scaramouche’s over your dozing form, he sees a darkness glimmering in the latter’s eyes in a silent resolve to uphold their promise. Childe hates him, truly he does, hates the way he steals your attention always and prances around with that self-satisfied smirk of his. But there’s no one else that he could imagine entrusting your life alongside with.

And what’s another life to add to his growing number of kills?

One by one, he’ll eradicate the stains upon this world. You deserve that much, for someone they’ve decided to give their hearts wholly to.

#tw yandere #yandere scaramouche #yandere childe #yandere genshin x reader #yandere genshin impact #childe x reader #scaramouche x reader

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 325: Deku VS the Outside of U.A. ~Conclusion~

Previously on BnHA: Ochako was all “dear bloodthirsty mob, this kid you see standing before you has fought harder than anyone and put his life on the line to protect you all, so please chill the fuck out, jesus christ. like, putting aside that he’s humanity’s best hope and so it’s very much in your best interests to let him rest and recover someplace safe so that he can keep fighting for us, are y’all seriously going to turn away an injured and exhausted child in front of his sobbing mother?? seriously?? come on now.” I’m paraphrasing here but that’s basically how it went down. Anyway so then the mob was all, “...” and Deku collapsed to his knees in tears, and Gigantic Fox Lady and Kouta ran over to give him a hug but then the chapter ended.

Today on BnHA: Horikoshi is all “FINE, YOU CAN HUG HIM”, which, was that so hard?? The U.A. Clown Mob is all “come to think of it, we’ve kind of been taking the heroes for granted this entire time, maybe we should be less passive in the future. anyway so Deku if it’s not too much to ask, can you please save everyone and fix everything.” Deku is all “I sure can, and by the way I forgive you for swarming around all menacingly two minutes ago and trying to deny me basic shelter and stuff.” Ectoplasm is all, “hey Todogang get a load of this. [walks in a circle].” Hawks is all, “that’s literally the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.” Rat Principal is all, “anyway so that’s what your students did today, hope you’re enjoying your new *~*ROBOT LEG*~*, Aizawa.” Aizawa is all “[lots of exposition about Kurogiri and for some reason, Toga, while being all brooding and sexy].” All Might is all “[standing here right outside of U.A. doing absolutely nothing and being foreboding AF]” and that immediately sucked away all of the warm fuzzy feelings from the hugs, goddammit.

each new week has become a waiting game of “when will Deku finally get to take a bath so people will actually be willing to go near him and give him the hugs he deserves.” the stakes have never been so compelling. I’ve almost forgotten about AFO entirely

lmaoooooo

me: for the love of god will someone please give Deku a hug before I die of old age

Mineta: YOU GOT IT!! --

Iida: [SWIFTLY CUTS HIM OFF] NOT YOU

fucking losing it at Mineta’s crying face. he really wanted to hug him. I legit feel bad but this is also the funniest thing I have seen all week, omg

somehow Kouta, who last week was only a hand’s breadth away from touching Deku’s head, is now twenty miles away from him in this new chapter

can I make a Loki reference here. is this recap a good place to insert a joke about someone using a TVA time-rewinding device to fuck with my poor boy Kouta over here. well anyway there it is

AND NOW HE’S BACK ALL OF A SUDDEN OMG

(ETA: since when is he “niichan” omg?? can’t handle this cuteness.)

BUT THEY’RE STILL NOT HUGGING HIM FFFFKFFFFF. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO. WHO DO I HAVE TO BRIBE AND/OR BLACKMAIL

OH NO KOUTA IS CRYING THAT’S IT I’M DONE FOR

“when I heard that lady I knew that I had to go, but then stop again within inches of actually touching you because you smell like week-old rotten onions.” listen Kouta, I’m not saying I don’t get it, but you all can’t keep doing this to me. it’s the way you guys keep teasing it. like, if you’re gonna hug him, hug him. don’t just stand there with your arms held rigidly out in front of you like a molded action figure

OH MY GOSH BUT HE SAID THE THING

KOUTA SWOOPING IN AT THE LAST MINUTE TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR FIXING DEKU LIKE THAT ONE KID IN THE GROUP PROJECT WHO DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT STILL TAGS HIS NAME ONTO THE REPORT ANYWAY, WHAT A KNAVE

GASP

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SHE PICKED HIM UP LIKE A LITTLE BABY OMG?? she just leaned right over and lifted this child like he was a small animal. like a lil baby futon that she was about to hang up to dry. oh my god

-- HEY WHAT

(: well that’s extremely fucked up. though sadly not too surprising given what we just saw these past couple chapters

incidentally, I hope that anyone who was legitimately defending the civilians’ perspective earlier takes note here of how quickly that line of thinking -- “we’re just trying to keep our families safe” and all that-- can lead to straight up bigotry. if you’re willing to deny a child shelter and protection simply because he’s not YOUR child, and because you’ve decided based on Internet rumors (no real-world parallels there, I’m sure) that he might present a threat, it’s really not that much further of a leap to discriminating against entire groups of people simply because you perceive those groups as being dangerous. I’m sure the people who turned Gigantic Fox Lady away also told themselves afterwards that they did it to protect their families. “better safe than sorry.” “she’ll be fine, someone will take her in, but as for us, we can’t afford to take that risk.” people can come up with all kinds of justifications for treating other people as less than human, and the really scary thing about it is how fucking easy it is

one last quick side note, which is that Horikoshi does a great job here of showing how scapegoating works, given that AFO is the one who’s really to blame and who presents the actual threat, and yet Deku is the one who ultimately winds up being the target of the mob’s fear and outrage despite him being as much of a victim as they are. gotta love that irony, which unfortunately plays out far too often in the real world as well.

anyway I’ll get off my soapbox now, sorry about that. let us continue

YES, FINALLY OH MY GOD!!!!

AND THAT’S THE STORY OF HOW GIGANTIC FOX LADY BECAME THE GREATEST HERO. PACK IT ALL UP, WE’RE DONE HERE KIDS

holy shit. the real MVP right there. thanks for getting it done champ

jesus christ I have had it up to here with these people

literally the bar is set so low at this point that I’ll go ahead and take it. helping him because it offers them a tactical advantage is at least one step up from not helping him at all

“WHY NOT SHIKETSU” MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD

-- thank you!!

okay this one guy with the antennae hair is having himself a character development speedrun here

-- okay, but this part?? fucking this part, right here??

can we repeat that again?? the part where this guy acknowledges that the problems of hero society were caused not just by said heroes, but also by said society?? the part where he acknowledges that they treated the heroes like celebrities who were putting on a show for them?? the part where he acknowledges that when push came to shove, the vast majority of those heroes, when faced with a situation that offered no reward, were nonetheless willing to put their lives on the line to protect the very same people who then turned around and blamed them rather than thanking them?? are the civilians of BnHA even allowed to have actual deep thoughts about this stuff. holy shit

bro!!

ANTENNAE HAIR GUY SHOVING KOUTA AND GIGANTIC FOX LADY OUT OF THE WAY TO SLAP HIS NAME ONTO THE END CREDITS AS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. CONGRATULATIONS SON YOU FIGURED OUT THE CORE PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION AT THE VERY HEART OF THE MANGA. WAY TO GO BUD

meanwhile, on today’s episode of “one more chapter to go till the big volume cliffhanger, how else can I drag things out let’s see”

it’s a panel. of people’s feet. just a bunch of normal feet. with sneakers and shit

this All Might shirt guy is getting more screentime in this arc than 90% of the class 1-A kids

I guess I’m supposed to feel sorry for this dude now that he’s all “if we let you stay here do you promise to somehow magically fix every single problem that we are now currently facing?” those are some ridiculously exacting standards my dude. come on now

KACCHAN SIGHTING

thank fuck I’m not the only one who’s thoroughly unimpressed by absolutely all of this lol. I feel better now. meanwhile Iida and Kouda and Kiri are ready to run over there and hug them all. you guys are way too forgiving. damn you and your pure hearts

anyway so Deku’s like “yeah, definitely”

(ETA: almost forgot to comment on the “I’m no longer alone” part – he basically corrects the guy and says “sorry, but you’ll need to direct that question towards all of us, not just me, because moving forward we’re a team.” good stuff.)

you know what though, all joking aside... fuck yeah. because perfect victory, right. the strongest guys don’t settle for anything less. so I guess Deku has pretty exacting standards himself

also can you all just take a look at this fucking kid who’s got so much light in his eyes now that I’m gonna need eclipse goggles. hot damn. “you’re welcome” says All Might Shirt Guy as he is frantically interviewed by several local news networks asking him how he daringly managed to save Deku all by himself. “well I guess I’ve just never been the kind of guy who can sit back and let a bunch of rabble-rousers blame a little kid for all of humanity’s problems. someone had to step in and take action, you know?”

oH MY GOD THE SCENE IS FINALLY ENDING

don’t let the door hit you on your way out All Might Shirt Guy

but meanwhile, sudden Tododrama action??

oh shit

there are honestly so many ways in which Ochako’s very moving speech could have wildly backfired that I genuinely have no clue where this is headed lol. how exciting!!

so now Horikoshi is once again stalling for time with random filler panels, but this one is 10x better than the shoes lol omg

(1) was Ectoplasm’s jacket always this oversized. (2) did you guys know that if you go back to chapter 319 you can see that Horikoshi gave us a sneak peak at Enji’s Sad Detective disguise and I in fact made a joke about it in the 319 recap not realizing it was actually the stone cold truth. (3) did Shouto deliberately speed up out of impatience because Hawks was walking so fucking slow and he couldn’t take it any longer. (4) and what, I ask you, is up with these dramatic speedlines. so many mysteries here. what a masterpiece

everyone is acting all shocked about something ahh what’s going on

wait what

what the heck. did they just loop around behind everyone. what was the point of that lol. “anyway, so this is what they look like from the back” well okay, thanks for that Ectoplasm

(ETA: so it seems like they were actually hanging out someplace else away from the crowd this whole time, I guess? here I thought they had more faith in Enji’s disguise. I guess Shouto and Hawks don’t particularly want to attract this crowd’s attention themselves right now either, though.)

I am so fucking confused lmao

speaking of All Might WHERE THE FUCK IS HE lol. but yes, good, OFA brings everyone together, and Hawks is very deeply moved about this out of the blue all of a sudden. you know how it is

aw heck yeah now this is another filler panel I can get behind

Mineta really wants that hug, good lord. I genuinely love this actually. Mineta if you could just stay little and cute and keep crying about how much you love your classmates in a non-gross way for the rest of the series I would be so appreciative. you’re doing great

IIDA IS HOLDING DEKU’S HAND THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ONE TIME WASN’T ENOUGH FOR MY MAN HE’S ADDICTED NOW

what did I tell you. Kiri wants to get all of the mob’s autographs now. Kiri you’re a peach

Shouji having a conversation with another mutant type is a very nice touch! we really need to get to his backstory soon. I feel like that casual remark from GFL earlier was kind of hinting at more to come

is this the first time we’ve ever seen the Yaoyorictionary in action?? never forget that Viz tried to call it the “Yaoyorozu Reference Book” because they hate fun

last but not least, KAMIBAKU IS BACK ON THE MENU, FUCK YEAH. Kaminari trying to spice things up and introduce a little bit of controversy by smacking Kacchan on the back of the head for god knows what. I will be deeply disappointed after this if I can’t find at least one person unironically declaring that KamiBaku is now toxic and abusive

lfkdlWLWK TODODRAMA??

oh my god. Shouto’s face. Enji’s face. the back to “oyaji” again. the blunt, not-taking-no-for-an-answer, “I don’t know how much louder the universe can scream at you that doing things alone is not it, so hopefully you got the point” directness of it. fffdlkslj I’m so ready for this Horikoshi please don’t fuck it up my expectations are so high

HOLY FUCK

I SCROLLED DOWN AND HE WAS ALL “( ❛‿❛)” AND I JUST WASN’T FUCKING EXPECTING THAT OKAY. JESUS CHRIST. GIVE ME A SEC

lol okay moment over and now Enji’s pulling his hat down all dramatically like a world-weary Cowboy

OH MY GOD WERE YOU FACETIMING??

AHHHHHHHHH

(ETA: not to put Iida down or anything, but it’s kind of strange that Aizawa is all “the class rep sure did great” when Ochako is the one that was giving that whole big speech for like twenty minutes just now lol.)

(ETA 2: “thank god Iida stepped in just in the nick of time to keep Mineta from hugging Deku.” sorry Mineta I really do like you lately but it’s still low-hanging fruit lol.)

HE LOOKS SO SAD??! HE LOOKS LIKE HEARTBREAK ITSELF??! I AM BESOUGHT WITH THE URGE TO REACH INTO MY SCREEN AND PULL HIM INTO THE SAFETY OF MY ARMS??? MY GOD, AND I THOUGHT DEKU NEEDED HUGS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay I was gonna just hold down the letter H for a full minute and count it out loud but within about ten seconds I realized I needed to chill lol

-- but then again NO, I DON’T NEED TO CHILL, I HAVE ZERO CHILL, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE IT’S AIZAWA WITH A ROBOT LEG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

COMPLETE WITH ROBOT TOES FOR THAT EXTRA TOUCH OF AUTHENTICITY!! I LIKE HOW HORIKOSHI PUT ALL THIS EXTRA “!!!” EMPHASIS AROUND IT IN CASE WE COULD SOMEHOW POSSIBLY FAIL TO TAKE NOTICE. “REMEMBER, EVERYONE?” SAYS HORIKOSHI HELPFULLY. “REMEMBER THAT TIME AIZAWA CHOPPED OFF HIS OWN LEG?” oh wow now that you mention it we somehow forgot all about that. like who do you take us for

OH NO NOT THE SAD BOYFRIEND ANGST THAT I WAS SECRETLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WITH GLEE

well at least he’s not M.I.A. or back with the villains again like I thought he might be. still, that’s gotta be brutal to know your friend is in there somewhere, but to not be able to reach him again no matter how hard you try. that’s the kind of angst that pays off in final battles just when you most expect it. such is my hope, at any rate

what’s this now??

trying to decide if this is Horikoshi’s way of saying don’t worry about that, or his way of saying definitely worry about that lol

anyway so Aizawa is out here being all irresponsibly handsome once again. when is someone going to do something about him

here for Sexy Robot Leg Eyepatch Aizawa clenching his fists and making speeches about revenge. pretty sure we’re all here for that

WELL, WELL, WELL

IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

I’M VERY GLAD YOU’RE ALIVE AND SEEMINGLY WELL, THOUGH!

BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THOUGH, ALL MIGHT

ffff. bracing myself for that cliffhanger next week. you’d better not touch one hair on this man’s head Horikoshi. I’m watching you 

#bnha 325 #midoriya izuku #u.a. clown mob #class 1-a #aizawa shouta #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha

[luidilovins]

Predictions for the rest of the year:

Someone argues that the word poggers is a slur

DT supporter start a sad white opression trend with a highly edited Queen song to set the tone on tiktok

DT sadterrorist tiktok and cop tiktok merge and form a black hole that makes tiktok uninhabitable.

People return to the streets but the deer won't leave

The rats that survived the Great Rat Wars have Herculean genes passed onto their children and they start getting as big as cocker spaniels and bite at people's ankles to get them to drop food

First graphed apple skin is actually layered and used to grow a hypothetically functioning penis for funsies

NASA proves they've been to the moon by showing a picture of the bleached US flag and half the internet makes conspiracy theories that they're faked and the other half makes jokes that the Moon is surrendering.

World's first wooly rhino is the dumbest little bastard to ever live he's just like that and we love him anyways.

Elon Musk spends six billion dollars to scour the Marianas trench to prove that Atlantas exists. Marine biologists see cool new animals but at the cost of 6 billion dollars that could have gone into cleaning the ocean.

People start selling transcripts of their podcasts and they're insufferable

Trump accuses Mike Pence of being Antifa all along.

Jack Black does a collab with Smash Mouth and it fucking slaps.

There's gonna be a headline saying publishing companies refuse to take more retellings of The Great Gatsby because they're tired of reading everyone's fanfics.

Stephanie Meyer writes a vampire retelling of the Great Gatsby and it's hilarious.

Newts and salamanders become the next big internet obsession.

Someone starts a youtube video where they go around the street popping baloons with a butterfly knife and they get famous enough to start a shitty rap career for some reason.

Huge internet argument that gasoline is an essential oil when it's obviously not

Soapbox cult pitches start up again like in the biblical era and it starts getting harder and harder to tell if its ironic or not.

Eric Andre is arrested for biting a guy's finger off. He's completely sober.

Legally Blonde gets a lore heavy animated spinoff (please please please please please)

Lil Nas X features a single in a new Legos Movie.

Amazon employees start burning warehouses down so Amazon can't just replace them after a walkout. Karens lose their minds over missing packages and start peeing in bottles to prove it's not that hard.

Kudzu Eating Challenge.

Steven Universe live action film is teased and tanked in rotten tomatos before the end of the first year of production.

Non-British Republic compete to create a larger and more rediculous cape and headress to wear to their first meeting with the Queen both in healthy competition and solidarity in mocking the Royal Family.

New bird of paradise drops.

Donald Trump goes on a yacht cruise to escape American waters so he can't get arrested but has cannon balls blasted thru his hull because Portugul doesn't want him setting foot on their soil.

#donald trump tw #my shitpost #2021 predictions #my post #negative #luidilovins